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Who else loves this guy?
If you have been living under a rock the past 3 years; this man is Satoshi Nakamoto, the creator of bitcoin (bsv)

>> No.13252777

>>13252767
girl(boy) :: girl as bitcoin(bsv) :: bitcoin

>> No.13252792

>>13252767
sorry he is faketoshi aka noproof fraudstus

>> No.13252799

>>13252767
not to mention sv is not bitcoin

>> No.13252825

>>13252767
How does bitcoin Sanjays Vindaloo taste?

>> No.13252839
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>>13252825
It tastes like freedom and future.

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>> No.13252859

obvious fraud this guy's not japanese

>> No.13252863

>>13252839
i bet it actually just tastes like dick

>> No.13252872

>>13252859
satoshi was american

>> No.13252932

>>13252839
Is that cause one of the hired help shat in it?

>> No.13252982
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>>13252932
You like scat sex? Then maybe the shit coin segwit coin is the best choice for you

>> No.13254120

>>13252872
and CSW isn't american lel

>> No.13254221

>>13252767
if you're into crypto longer than 3 months you know that this guy isn't SN

>> No.13254335

Fuck this scam asshole

>> No.13254382

>>13254335
>>13254221
>>13252872
>>13252863
>>13252799
>>13252825
STIFF

>> No.13254387
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>>13254335
are you saying he scammed you with his asshole? Please greentext

>> No.13254394

>>13254221
if you watched a single one of his cringe videos that would be enough proof. as one anon put is his talking is just technobabble it sounds close to something meaningful if you are not involved in cs and crypto he actually has some knowledge on the field supposedly but he talks like someone that has only read some headlines it in the papers (on purpose i assume part off the con).

>> No.13254428

the other funny thing is turing completeness.
i just wrote a turing complete virtual machine and interpreter for a brand new languague specific to my purpose. released 4 versions of it under 12 hours. it runs in any browser. writing turing complete script in a turing complete language is literal childs play if bitcoin wanted to be turing complete it would be. this faggot has been running his mouth about bitcoin turing completeness since 2011 or something but we still only see awkward convoluted shitstains of papers ideas and prototype codes in 2019. fucking hell.

>> No.13254441

>>13252767
>Who else loves this guy?
Literally not even his own mother
>"Wright’s mother had told me about her son’s long-standing habit of adding bits on to the truth, just to make it bigger. ‘When he was a teenager,’ she said, ‘he went into the back of a car on his bike. It threw him through the window of a parked car. That’s where his scar comes from. His sister accompanied him to the hospital and he’s telling the doctor that he’s had his nose broken twenty or so times, and the doctor is saying “You couldn’t possibly have had it broken.” And Craig says: “I sew myself up when I get injured.”’

>> No.13254471

>>13254441
>"Wright’s mother had told me about her son’s long-standing habit of adding bits on to the truth, just to make it bigger. ‘When he was a teenager,’ she said, ‘he went into the back of a car on his bike. It threw him through the window of a parked car. That’s where his scar comes from. His sister accompanied him to the hospital and he’s telling the doctor that he’s had his nose broken twenty or so times, and the doctor is saying “You couldn’t possibly have had it broken.” And Craig says: “I sew myself up when I get injured.”’ What his mother said connected with something I’d noticed. In what he said, he often went further than he needed to; further than he ought to have done. He appeared to start with the truth, and then, slowly, he would inflate his part until the whole story suddenly looked weak."
his mother loves him alright she just knows he is a fucking liar.

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>>13254441
You afraid wh*te boi? Have you baseded your pants?
SEEEEEETHING!

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oh look its O1G, im so surprised

>> No.13254540

>>13254486
i know you missed me you little pajeet fucker

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>>13252792
RENT FREE
You're low-key falling in love with him (and that's a good thing)

>> No.13254615

>>13254566
no i just want to dissolve him in an acid bath while he is still kicking and screaming. i would live stream it too.

>> No.13254617

>>13254566
>blatant projection
Ewwwww

>> No.13254663

>>13254615
look at how emotional you get about craig

>> No.13254681

>>13254663
The same way you get emotional over the scent of an overflowing sewer. Something you're all to well familiar with

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>>13254617
>>13254615
You are the same dude probably,clearly very emotional about the whole situation.Unfortunately Craig is married already

>> No.13254935

>>13254663
it's not emotional as much i firmly believe it would be the best course of action. and very educational for the asshats like him. i'm not a sadist i wouldn't particularly enjoy doing it. i would probably feel sorry for him a bit once the acid gets to his balls.

>> No.13254994

>>13252767
id like him if he made me some money.

>> No.13255009

>>13254994
well if you start a premium distillery he might be your best customer.

>> No.13255016

>>13255009
hmm "single malt whiskey aged with bitcoin cold wallets to give it the exquisite taste of success".

>> No.13255140

>>13255016
yes i think i will call the whiskey "satoshi's trove" and every box will contain a paper wallet with some random small amount of btc on it.

>> No.13255304

Go back to your twatter, Kevin.