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Anonymous Sat Apr 6 13:17:08 2019 No.13246038 [Reply] [Original]

I think I'm starting to get pretty good at charting. Did TA for my neighbors' weight loss graph and told him he's going to bounce hard as fuck after a double bottom on the daily. I shit you not, he actually gained fucking TEN (10) kilos back. The fundamentals are fucked since he started eating @ McDonald's.
How do I long this guy getting fatter?
Are there any futures contracts for this or should I call the bank?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 13:18:02 2019 No.13246048 >>13246038 Holy shit you live next to Sergey? Bullish on LINK

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 13:19:19 2019 No.13246056 >>13246048 Yea, yea, that's the guy! You know him too?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 15:20:36 2019 No.13247219 amerifags are retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 15:24:54 2019 No.13247265 >>13246038 Call the bank and ask if they can setup swaps for weight gain and loss.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 15:27:02 2019 No.13247299 File: 273 KB, 220x233, 1554521295015.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13247265 They didnt understand my question I said I would call back

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