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Anonymous Mon Jun 20 18:48:49 2016 No.1324543 [Reply] [Original]

How do I buy stocks online?

I want to be like you, /biz/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 18:49:53 2016 No.1324547 File: 1.23 MB, 320x234, emd.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "I want to be like you /biz" You really don't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 18:50:15 2016 No.1324549 try robinhoods

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 18:54:50 2016 No.1324562 >>1324543 It's pretty simple. You just get a company to put you in touch with other people who are buying and selling. That will enable you to invest or gamble, at the very least.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 19:13:42 2016 No.1324608 I bought my first stocks (KO) this morning through my bank while taking a shit. Your bank may offer a similar service, if not, try robinhood

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 19:18:58 2016 No.1324619 >>1324608 Taking a shit on what? Learn to fuckin speak english moron.

Anonymous Mon Jun 20 19:21:29 2016 No.1324625

There are dozens of brokerages out there.

Nearly every bank offers its own brokerage too.

There is always robinhood was well if you live in the US.

>>1324619
He probably meant he was taking a literal shit and through the mobile app offered by his bank bought KO stock

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 19:22:21 2016 No.1324628 >>1324619 Hey retard, quit correcting people when you can't construct a sentence properly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 19:29:07 2016 No.1324641 >>1324628 Why don't you learn how to take a shit, moron.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 19:31:35 2016 No.1324645 File: 1.89 MB, 236x224, 1410924184419.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1324641 I know how to take a shit. You're the dipshit asking for clarity on the statement. Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 19:33:55 2016 No.1324652 >>1324543 Do you still want to be a /biz/raeli after witnessing this exchange? >>1324608 >>1324619 >>1324628 >>1324641 >>1324645

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 19:34:21 2016 No.1324655 >>1324645 >>1324641 >>1324628 >>1324619 >>1324608 I dont think you want to be like these faggots, OP

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 19:34:29 2016 No.1324657 >>1324645 If you knew "how" to take a "shit" you wouldn't be a dipshit. I know how to take a shit. You're the dipshit asking for clarity on the statement. Fuck you, moron.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 19:36:08 2016 No.1324660 >>1324657 this is a good bait

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 19:38:21 2016 No.1324664 >>1324619 >>1324628 >>1324641 >>1324645 >>1324652 >>1324655 >>1324657 this is why no one new can make gains around here

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 19:40:25 2016 No.1324671 File: 9 KB, 176x176, 1457330690385.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1324664

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 20:05:51 2016 No.1324720 >>1324619 >>1324628 >>1324641 >>1324645 >>1324657 MY SIDES ARE GONE

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