Hey fuckers!

[Anonymous No.13243184]

What should I invest in to make a consistent $50-$100 a day? I’ve got $2,500 I’m willing to invest. I interested in crypto, but I know damn well I’ll lose everything on my first fucking trade

[Anonymous No.13243190]

$750k in an index fund.

[Anonymous No.13243197]

>>13243190
Nice, if I save up some money I can get there in 20 years!

[Anonymous No.13243258]

The fuck type of stupid asswipe thinks he can gain $50 a day in passive income from a mere 2500 investment? Goddamn retard kids.

[Anonymous No.13243277]

>>13243258
TeAcH mE tHeN dICkHeAd

[Anonymous No.13243316]

just put it in a bank that gives you 750% APY bro

[Anonymous No.13243357]

>>13243184
2500 can result in 25-50 days making you $50-$100 daily
fuck off retard

[Anonymous No.13243364]

>>13243184
A job

[Anonymous No.13243475]

>>13243184
A job

[Anonymous No.13243900]

>>13243184
A honk

[Anonymous No.13243914]

>>13243184
>I interested in crypto, but I know damn well I’ll lose everything on my first fucking trade

Well, how about learning about it then? Also how in the world are you supposed to lose everything on one trade, unless you gamble on Bitmex with your whole balance (leveraged trading, as a noob). Just learn about the crypto market, join some Discord servers, learn the fundamentals of investing and trading and RISK MANAGEMENT and you'll be good. Otherwise you'll curse yourself in 1 or 2 years for not taking the opportunity. Any normie way of "investing" 2,5k will net you shit.

[Anonymous No.13243966]

>>13243914
Where should one go to start learning, any links?

[Anonymous No.13243975]

>>13243277
if you have to ask, you'll never know

spoonfed babby

[Anonymous No.13244043]

>>13243184

36.5k passive annual income, with a 2.5k investment.

It seems like the bull is here, retards starting to show up

[Anonymous No.13244073]

>>13243277
HaVe mOrE MoNeY FaGgOt
Investing of any kind is largely about how much money you put into it, over how well you trade it. There are exceptions, but this is the rule.

[Anonymous No.13244253]

>>13243184

[Anonymous No.13244300]

Go on youtube and look for videos with how to invest for beginners and you have to be okay with losing my money.
That's how I started and learn from my mistake.

[Anonymous No.13244324]

>i want to be spoonfed guaranteed 2-4% a DAY when index funds shoot for 4-8% a YEAR
yea ok

[Anonymous No.13244335]

>>13243184
Go gamble on ethcrash.io

[Anonymous No.13244343]

Go all in on Bitcoin Cash when it crashes again

Thank me later

[Anonymous No.13244348]

>>13243277
Start by reading a few books to build up a basic knowledge base. Otherwise you risk losing a good % of your money because you're entering shark infested waters and you're ignorant.
I suggest something like pic related
This book is older but has a lot of timeless advice and investing fundamentals everyone should learn before making too many moves.
The worst thing you can do is get emotional and impatient... You have to know when to take action, but it's a long game man.

[Anonymous No.13244359]

>>13244335
Unironically doing this right now. I think i might of gotten a hang of it

[Anonymous No.13244629]

>>13243184
Just dca into btc. Then after accumulating enough and doing some research get some alts.

[Anonymous No.13244754]

>>13243184
If we could all reliably make 2-4% a day, we wouldn’t need this circle-jerking echo chamber.

Or, become a math PhD and make derivatives to oblivion

[Anonymous No.13244858]

Put it in BitMax youl be really pleased with the results LMAOOOOO

[Anonymous No.13244894]

>>13244300
>you have to be okay with losing my money.
I'm okay with losing your money.