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Anonymous Fri Apr 5 10:18:42 2019 No.13234510 [Reply] [Original]

How can I have farts that explosively spray out liquid diarrhea. I've started making abstract art, and want to use this technique on my next painting. I appreciate all input. Thanks in advance

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 10:19:15 2019 No.13234518 >>13234510 I recommend mexican.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 10:21:41 2019 No.13234532 Eat raw radishes and wash them down with black coffee. Instant diarrhea. 100% guaranteed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 10:33:34 2019 No.13234650 Just give yourself an enema with food safe paint smarty pants.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 11:54:28 2019 No.13235342 1. avoid dairy entirely for 5 years and thereby lose your lactose tolerance 2. drink milk

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 11:57:42 2019 No.13235371 >>13234510 Be an alcoholic

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 12:05:06 2019 No.13235452 >>13234510 How many BSV for you to "paint" my face?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 12:07:48 2019 No.13235477 >>13234510 A bottle or two of magnesium citrate should do it fren. Any artwork examples? What do you charge per painting?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 12:08:24 2019 No.13235484 Paint enemas

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 12:09:35 2019 No.13235496 >>13235371 seems like it will dovetail nicely with the rest of OP's life choices

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 12:12:24 2019 No.13235522 >>13234510 Vindaloo curry mate, that'll do the trick

Anonymous Fri Apr 5 13:07:38 2019 No.13236014
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>>13235477
Dubs of truth. One bottle is more than enough. Just make sure you don't have to go anywhere else for the next 8-12 hours. The bloody stool shouldn't last more than a day or two.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 14:05:36 2019 No.13236591 >>13236014 That is true, I just figured he wanted diarrhea for days.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 14:07:21 2019 No.13236607 >>13234532 That guy sounds like he knows what he’s talking about

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 14:09:07 2019 No.13236627 How much are selling your work for and what do predict their value to be in the near future?

Anonymous Fri Apr 5 14:12:46 2019 No.13236661
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>>13234510
>Move to India
>touch anything
>eat anything
>drink tap water
>go to the shitting beach
>gain Indian spirit of glorious diarhrrea everytime you do the needful
>????????

Greatsuccess.swf

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 15:35:49 2019 No.13237519 >>13236661 >*.swf Silly boomer

>>	None !dZVzlLIa8I Fri Apr 5 15:39:30 2019 No.13237559 Unironically: Mix about 5 spoonfuls of baking soda in water and chug it down. It’ll taste like salt water. Your anus will become a poo hose within 45 minutes. This is the strongest laxative and best answer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 16:36:12 2019 No.13238124 >>13235477 This.... Explosive.....O_o

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 16:51:04 2019 No.13238265 >>13234510 Drink a lot of bud light and eat a ton of guac, does the trick for me.

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