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[Anonymous No.13229229]

Ok /biz/ just spent 5 minutes coming up with a plan on how not to become a neet after college

Could you critique it?
>enroll in military
>could probably get a pretty nice desk job as a college graduate
>even if I can’t the army isn’t really dangerous to be in just tedious grout work
>do this for 5 years until I get muh gibsmedats
>then become military contractor
>enjoy a few luxuries during my free time here while also saving up a few hundred thousand dollars
>then by large amount of cheap land and begin subsistence farming with pension to help support me
>then get Russian mail order bride if I haven’t found anyone by then and raise a large family in a traditional but frugal way

So thoughts?

[Anonymous No.13229234]

>>13229229
*grug not grout

[Anonymous No.13229688]

>>13229229
>Not wanting to NEET
Also I'm gonna eat tendies for a bit then I'll actually critique

[Anonymous No.13229739]

>>13229229
>enroll in military
military is retarded unless you're mentally incapable of being an adult, literally throwing years of your life away
>then become military contractor
doing what exactly?

[Anonymous No.13229783]

>>13229229

>Join International Brotherhood of Electrical Worker’s Union
>Pass simple ass test and apply
>Start apprenticeship making approximately $45,000 with full benefits and on the job training relevant to actual work
>clear path to $90,000 with rare and high demand skill set within five years time

But yeah, go scrub toilets and get screamed awake at 3:45 a.m. every day for four years while playing grab-ass with 18 year olds.

[Anonymous No.13229946]

>>13229229
Okay first of all >by large amountsof cheap land

Are you in an English-speaking country first of all, genuine question.

Otherwise it seems 8/10, keep in mind mail order brides may very well have a real husband back in their country they funnel all your money to before divorcing your dumb ass.