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v2, literally stealing KHC at these prices !

Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

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List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
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Real-time market news:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

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https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

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Suggested books:
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am erdly of prev:
>>13218227

>> No.13225111

Short gold long oil

>> No.13225120
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glob darngit
forgot edition -_-;

me losting it

>> No.13225123

MAX YOUR IRAS

DONT FORGET 2018, YOU GOT A WEEK OR SO

>> No.13225126

>>13224938
do you think there's going to be no more kraft mac and cheese and heinz catsup in 20 years?

>> No.13225127

So LYFT options are out and astronomically expensive anyone buy in? May puts here

>> No.13225144

Looking forward to seeing Congress vote on removing the cap on the EV tax benefits and setting an end date instead.

>> No.13225153

>>13225127
They really aren't that expensive. Definitely a little high, but basically the same ballpark as all the expensive tech stocks

>> No.13225167

Dean

>> No.13225172
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13225172

please buy KHC

>> No.13225176

>tfw green for the first time in a week
Going to pluto boys

>> No.13225185

>>13225123
>assuming people in this thread work and have taxes to file

>> No.13225187
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.13225213
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>>13225172
ok

>> No.13225232

What do I buy that benefits from non farm payroll numbers tomorrow, or is it already baked in?

>> No.13225252
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>>13225172
no buy Deans

>> No.13225254

Why has the selling stopped?

>> No.13225272
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>>13225252
no.. Buy KHC

>> No.13225276

HAHA! My Chinese weed stock is doing great. Blow me fags. TYHT set to capture the market. 30 TONS OF CBD!

>> No.13225320

My UVXY company is getting fucking murdered.

>> No.13225366

which of the US weed companies is the best buy and hold candidate

ACB is owned by by far the most on Robinhood

>> No.13225377

Could you guys please stop buying. Thank you very much. :)

>> No.13225405

Theres your 1.50 TYHT target

>> No.13225408

Nooooooo we got too cocky after December doom bros and bear bros. Market hitting ATH and we are being liquidated. Bull bros can't keep getting away with it. The recession is imminent. I will keep shorting this bubble and urge you to do the same.

>> No.13225412
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13225412

Klansman pattern Bullish Barash or crabby?

I’m $3.50 up if I sell right now

>> No.13225416

>>13225366
ACB, APHA about to jump.

>> No.13225417

>>13225377
buy some SPY $280 puts that expire tomorrow.

>> No.13225511
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>>13225252
NO!
buy Beans

>> No.13225519
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>>13225511
NO!
Buy greens.

>> No.13225577
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Alright /smg/. I need the insider fill. Tell me what calls/puts will make me rich tomorrow once more.

>> No.13225609

>>13225577
Next Friday’s 287P

>> No.13225617

>>13225366
CRON is my choice just because it's now got that tight advisor role from the tobacco industry. Plus, if legalization makes it possible, they've got the connection already made with Juul to be the go to weed vape source

>> No.13225636

>>13225617
...you mean altria?
BUY THE MO DIP!

>> No.13225638

>>13225366
EMBI

>> No.13225660

>>13225103
>KHC
Literally buying into a class action lawsuit

>> No.13225666
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If ID is green, we'll have 2 weeks of comfy gains and the bogs' blessing.

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You guys think MO will bounce back up to $57 by next week?

>> No.13225693

>>13225660
Plz stop bullying Robert Kraft

KHC did nothing wrong!

>> No.13225701
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raise your hands and give your energy to elon-chan he is battling the SEC right now!!!!

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>>13225609
Done

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>>13225684
It fucking better

>> No.13225718

VSTM breakout & LPTX breakdown?

>> No.13225727

THANK YOU VSTO

>> No.13225748
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>>13225666
check 'em boys

Any good div stock recs? I have GIS, RDIV, and SPYD. Wish I bought more GIS sub $40.

>> No.13225753

When is AYTU gonna make a break for it?

>> No.13225758

>>13225748
MO again. 6% div

>> No.13225763
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General question: stocks of how many different companies do you hold?

Not sure if diversification or focus is the way to go.

For me it's 6.

>> No.13225769

Spy 282 puts bought. Ready to hold these bags til next Friday.

>> No.13225771

>>13225763
A random walk down wallstreet gives the number 30 to eliminate most risk. After that number risk doesn't continue to go down

>> No.13225798
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>>13225748
Dividend growth is more important than yield.

>> No.13225816
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13225816

Welp.

>> No.13225820

>>13225701
\o/

launch good rockets elon-chan!

>> No.13225821
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13225821

everybody sour hour is finally here. push the button.

>> No.13225831

>>13225153
fo real tho Uber is the app all my niggas got wtf is a lyft in my city.

>> No.13225833

>>13225816
explain

>> No.13225844
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>>13225816
ANON

>> No.13225846

>>13225831

Black people don't have honest money.

>> No.13225851

>>13225763
If investing long term, diversify. If trading short term, stay focused.

>> No.13225853

>>13225831
I drive for both and Lyft is better to its drivers. Fuck Uber

>> No.13225858
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13225858

Why does /smg hate Musk?

>> No.13225868
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>>13225816

>> No.13225872

>>13225858
Because my friend who spends all his time on the stock market Reddit board adores him

>> No.13225877

>>13225853
I prefer to give my shekels to companies that expect more from their employees while paying them less.

>> No.13225884

>>13225853
Lyft in for a bounce
Long Lyft to be lyfted to gains

>> No.13225888

>>13225877

based and capitalistpilled

>> No.13225924

Microsoft dropping from this fucking sex scandal in the company

>> No.13225946
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13225946

buy Penske if it dips even 1 dollar
Getting serious Starbux tier vibes from the financials and quarterly div growth and chart pattern
all time highs coming soon

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>>13225946
Based

>> No.13225995

>>13225924
>Dozens of female Microsoft employees claim they deal with shocking behavior at work: requests to sit on a coworker's lap, being called a 'b*tch'

The fuck? It's not like they were being asked to sit on their co-worker's face, and they probably were being b*tches.

>> No.13226001

>>13225763
3 because I go hard in my positions

>> No.13226051
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>>13225992
reminds me of Zion bank

>> No.13226061

>>13226001

>his favorite position is power bottom.

>> No.13226084

>>13225763
>Not sure if diversification or focus is the way to go.

Depends on risk tolerance. How hard you wanna gamble. I am generally in 5-10 positions at any given time plus I try to keep a steady cash position of 15-20%.

Currently only holding 4 and the cash position is down to 8% because I'm stubborn degenerate gambler breaking my own rules.

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>>13226051
What's your favorite div research site? I have to use dividend investor, dividend.com and NASDAQ to make sure it's correct data

>> No.13226122

>>13226105
I use investing.com for pretty much everything

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.13226155

>>13225858
he's a fraud and his fans are annoying

>> No.13226157

>>13226148
clown world

>> No.13226161

>>13226148
Not even a bad choice, his only problem was getting metooed

>> No.13226173
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>>13226084

Update: cash position is now 0%. Big bucks no whammies. xDDD

>> No.13226183

>>13226148

I'm okay with this.

>> No.13226192

>>13225858
We don’t invest in companies that launder money for dark interests because one day the sham will get uncovered by the FBI

>> No.13226227
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Jedi contract is being delayed since Amazon planted an indian ex employee into the pentagon back in 2016 who insisted that the pentagon pick a single winner when drafting the jedi program than he left because amazon bought his shares in a startup he founded for a ridiculous price than rehired him at a normal salary to make it look like it was just a normal rehiring process

Pic related is tha pajeet shitter who might of just given microsoft a huge boost when it comes to winning the contract

>> No.13226234

>>13226173
care to share what you are holding?

>> No.13226237

>>13226148
>Nein-Nein-Nein!
9% interest rate hikes confirmed

>> No.13226248

>>13226234
A big dick lmao

>> No.13226257
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>>13226183
>>13226161
Herman is a giant brainlet. Trump surely can do better than a washed up pizza executive
>>13226237
He played a lot of Sim City because default tax rates are 9 9 9 in one edition

>> No.13226282

>>13226234

Bunch of bullshit. It's not important.

>> No.13226350

>>13226173
>>13226282

Nevermind, back to 20% cash now. I had a vix related thing I didn't want to hold overnight. Sold at break even.

>> No.13226373

Markets closed back to leveraging Crypto

>> No.13226377

I'm all in $280 spy puts that expire tomorrow. When we hit the circuit breaker tomorrow, I'll make it and buy you all a bitcoin.

>> No.13226383
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13226383

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .08%, underperformed the indexes but still happy considering I'm still majority USD. Feeling real good today, don't know why. Figure I'm going to make some memes in gimp this afternoon!

>> No.13226405
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Market is going parabolic... The crash from these heights will be spectacular

>> No.13226415
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>>13226383
Fat 1 percent green day
Food and banks are Back. now averaging into a little KR and PAG

>> No.13226423

>>13226122
Is buying JPM and C for dividend growth a bad idea?
Their dividends tanked to the bottom of the ocean in the last crash, will they again when the market tanks eventually?

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>>13226383
Up 4% thanks to Chinese dude weed

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>>13226383

I was just about to write flat but an MOC uptick on something put me decently in the green. +1.19%. Not that that shit is going to hold tomorrow, probably, but it feels nice anyway.

>> No.13226438

Up 11% today OTC stocks treating me well.

>> No.13226440

>>13226424

Shill me chinese dude weed stocks pls. I haven't a clue about what to look for with those.

>> No.13226463

>>13226423
All banks have superior dividend growth
if you mean last crash as in 2008 that will literally never happen again. Theyre loaded

the only bad thing about banks right now is the 10 year yield might have topped out

>> No.13226468

>>13226463
thx bby

>> No.13226486

>>13226383
Up .38%, I'm long GLD. When I travel alone for work, I unironically only go to Chili's, Applebee's, or TGIF. Great places to get drunk.

>> No.13226496

>>13226383
Down 50% from the open. Up 30% overall. Should not have rolled my TSLA puts.

>> No.13226526

Held my AAPL and MSFT options too long, down 250
SNPS fell through the floor and I'm down 1000 on it now.
Fuck my gains this week got wiped entirely.

>> No.13226574

Not a bull but can we just break this 287 wall? The indices are RUINING my calls.
Unless futures are hella red AAPL will probably open at 197, MSFT at 120, why do they need to make me sweat like this? Trading should end at 5.

>> No.13226583

>>13226383
Down $100. I got TSLA'd today.

>> No.13226606

>>13226383
Down 0.22%, but mostly because I added to a position and it dropped later in the day. I'm invested mostly in mining exploration and the sector is slowly starting to wake up for the summer, should be a fun few months

>> No.13226628

My REPH calls hit a high of 2500% today though which erased most of my pain

>> No.13226641
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peep this fun flag I just made for smg, creative day

>> No.13226652

>>13225120
Kill yourself

>> No.13226657

>>13226641

wtf I love LMT now

>> No.13226674

>>13226440
TYHT. They're slated to produce 30 tons of CBD oil. Massive jumps here.

>> No.13226685
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Anyone have anything worse than this today.
SNPS has been rising in a straight fucking line for 5 years. Of course the week I buy is the week it descends
Pt got upgraded to 130 today, that’s the only newsworthy event. Yesterday it hit the ATH of 118.9, two days ago was a huge investor conference

>> No.13226693

>>13226674

Will take a look see. Thanks.

>> No.13226740

>>13226685
>>13226628
>>13226574
>>13226496
You guys know if you spent all that money on deep in the money calls you wouldn’t lose much at all today. But instead you take the reddit tier advice of spending 2k on a ton of otm calls instead of 2k on deep in the money calls

>> No.13226744

Should i just buy 500 dollars in puts or what? I have no idea why its falling, I don't have much experience trading the sector.

>> No.13226760

>>13226383

It was rough. Hard to know when to fold ‘em

>> No.13226778
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>>13226383
I got crabbed hard today. ADMA just turned into something i guess I'm gonna have to hold long since I missed the sell point. (well I sold at like 5.10 and ew bought at 4.85). So that's really what is dragging me into crab territory. LPTX and REFR shit the bed, but PLUG kept me green as always, and a surprising green day for Honda.

I'm in the process of tweaking M1 finance for my dividend positions right now, so hoping that starts to go somewhere. (currently testing with just like 150 bucks, gonna toss in some more once I get my debt paid off.)

Overall, ok day.

>> No.13226779
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>>13226383
Lost less than usual today!

>> No.13226787
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>>13226779
Pt.2

>> No.13226791

>>13226740
I have both nigga. Sold my 192.5s for 500 profits today and my 190/192.5s for 500 profits Wednesday. My OTMs are usually safely in the far future or within the average rate of growth.

>> No.13226796

>>13226787
You outperformed the S&P 500 in 2018 today alone good job

>> No.13226798
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>>13226760

>> No.13226818

>>13226779
>>13226787
>don’t make enough for the stock market
Should I just sit it out, or is then when I spend my time learning the craft?

Of course, the craft could be replaced by VTSMX and you’d get medium returns with low risk and limited time investment.

>> No.13226826

Averaged down with my MSFT calls on the dip. .5 to .3
I'll definitely be able to break even tomorrow morning if we aren't red as fuck.
>tfw high at close was .31
>set an order sell at .32 while driving on the highway
Almost killed myself and it wasn't worth it

>> No.13226843

>>13226818
The only way to "make money" with poorfag principal is options trading or swing trading.

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>>13226818

>blocks your path

>> No.13226909

>>13226818
VTSMX is dead, friend.
You'll need to buy into VTSAX which is only $3,000 now.

>> No.13226911

>>13226865
I don’t understand.
Lots of people have more money than me?

>> No.13226913

Y is apple so afraid of going passed 197?

>> No.13226917

Should I have picked up some TSLA cheapies today?

>> No.13226931

>>13226917
TSLA usually falls for 3 days or so

>> No.13226981

>>13226911

The dubs of realization.

>> No.13226983
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>>13226931
Back to my principal then.

>> No.13226991

I believe I can fly...
I believe I can FUD my Buys...
I think about it every pip in play...
I spread my cheeks; Jews pound away...
I believe I can Sell...
Click the button once it's stopped in hell...
Only lost out on (-5%)...
Reversal, rallies; would've had three times my rent...
I believe I can cry...
Playing Jew Games as a goyim guy...
I just needed an extra five...
Now the Jews ate my account alive...
I believe I can die...
I believe I'll need to find my suit 'n' tie...
Set alarm for 5:00 a.m.
Oh God! I'm a slave to The Man again...
How I wish I were NEET...
"Mom, bring me tendies while I beat my meat..."
Shitpost online while Dad pays my way...
Don't care that I'll have to support myself some day...

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>> No.13226998

>>13226981
I mean I already knew that, I was basically saying as much in the post you replied to.

What’s your point?

>> No.13227007

>>13226998

If you wanna play the Jew Games, you gotta Alpha Jew.

>> No.13227015

>>13226994
Good sir it was a pleasure YOLOing with you. Have an upboat.

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>>13226994
>filename
Didn't that thread just 404

>> No.13227052
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>and I don’t blame Ghina
>I don’t blame Mexico
>I don’t blame God Emperor Putin

I wish he’d stop saying that.

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hurry the fuck up and save my Chinese stock.

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FUCK YOU SNIBS!!!

>>13227140
>could take another four weeks, uhhhh, maybe another two weeks to get it uhh on paper, we’ll see what happens

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>>13227163

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>>13227163
you don't understand my chink stock is a falling knife and I need a trade deal now.

>> No.13227207

>>13225577
selling way out of out of the money options to get rich quick retards is how you get rich

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>>13227188

sup

>> No.13227295

>>13226423
>>13226463
SDYL has much better dividend growth and is still probably a safer investment than banks

>> No.13227300

>>13226994
Ebin

>> No.13227307

>>13227295
You're a fucking retarded, leveraged etracks are the opposite of safe
Do you even know what you're trading?

>> No.13227312
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>>13227205
Post positions

Why can’t you wait? Options expiring?

>>13227207
Explain methodology

>> No.13227316

>>13227140
He perpetually sounds like a middleschooler that didn't do the summer reading.

>> No.13227332
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Gonna need this road for a few weeks.

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>>13227332
Putting up a sign here.

>> No.13227354

>>13227307
is is 2x leverage on a well diversified blue chip fund

>> No.13227365

>>13227354
You'll get absolutely wiped out on the next crash, you have shitty div growth compared to investing in actual companies, and you fail to mention the high fees
Stop shilling your bags

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>>13227350
>>13227332
>>13227282
>>13227188
these guys look tasty

>> No.13227401

>>13227365
>You'll get absolutely wiped out on the next crash,
2x funds survived the last crash
>you have shitty div growth compared to investing in actual companies,
it has gone from $2.1824 to $4.6243 in 2018

>> No.13227408

>>13227312
>sell option
>it goes to zero
>profit

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>>13227386

The babies are very cute.

>> No.13227423

>>13227401
Wow they didn't get liquidated, congratulations
Their dividend is extremely variable and that growth isn't stable. JPM did it better
Post your position

>> No.13227428

>>13227350
FUCK THE RED CRABS comin straight from support
A young investa got it bad 'cause I'm short
And not the other color so think the street
They have the integrity to bog a equity

>> No.13227461

>>13227423
>Wow they didn't get liquidated,
and they more than fully recovered
>and that growth isn't stable.
they have grown every year

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>>13227312
>Why can’t you wait?

already below the 100 moving average after bad earnings.this shit is getting scary. I have a large position no options. also the company has 1000% growth year after year.

>> No.13227471

I wish there were actual reporters and such that investigated why certain stocks did certain things throughout the day instead of fake bot-made articles that make absolutely no sense.

Are we dumping now? We've reached a real plateau.

>> No.13227487

>>13227461
Post your holdings

>> No.13227499

SPY will just open at 290 for absolutely no reason

>> No.13227520
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>yahoo news lying
We gonna run

>> No.13227575

Seems like the tech sector was down hugely today. Any reason why people would be pulling out ahead of trade talks?

>> No.13227891

>>13227428
But fuck that shit cause I ain't the ZOG
For a punk ass zoomer with a crypto bent
To be shortin on, and thrown in r/wallstreetbets
We can go toe to toe in the middle of a sale
Fuckin with me cause I'm a shitposter
With a little bit of GLD and a toaster

>> No.13227895

NVDA calls?

>> No.13227907

People still use the graphics cards for mining rigs right? With BTC creating fomo again we might see a huge boost.

>> No.13227966

The Bezo's divorce details leaked today. She's gonna be a very rich ex-wife to the tune of a few billion bucks. They did some deal where he keeps his voting power but she gets shares. So I dunno what'll happen now to amazon stock. I was hoping for a nice mega tank to happen.

>> No.13227976

>>13227907
People have never really used GPUs for BTC

>> No.13227996

>>13227966
Her liquidating 25% of the company was priced in.
Shares open at 2600 tomorrow.

>> No.13227998
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13227998

>You, the first person to encounter my chronicles for at least four thousand years, beware. Do not feel honored by your primacy in reading the revelations of my Ixian storehouse. You will find much pain in it. Other than the few glimpses required to assure me that the Golden Bull continued, I never wanted to peer beyond those four millennia. Therefore, I am not sure what the events in my journals may signify to your times. I only know that my journals have suffered oblivion and that the events which I recount have undoubtedly been submitted to historical distortion for eons. 'It has occurred to me more than once that the Golden Bull is good and sufficient reason for the invention of free will.'

>> No.13228071

>>13227976
I did in the early days...for a while before it became too much in terms of the time to mine anything with GPUs. Switched to LTC after that.
This was around 2013-14. AMD 7950's
Now they use ASICS and other special mining units.

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>>13227295
No, dividend ETFS are stupid
in 10 years your yield will be shit compared to buying individual stocks

>> No.13228189

YRIV looking sexy as hell. Deciding what my entry point is after this surge is a tough pick though.

>> No.13228262

>>13227499
>SPY will just open at 280 for absolutely no reason
ftfy

>> No.13228269

Me am getting good special feelings from Elonchan so red. Friday is buyday?

>> No.13228296

>>13228189
had my chance to go at $.75. hate myself right now. lost money trying to buy the dip instead on some other stock.

>> No.13228312

>>13228296
Iktf, gotta start going with my gut more and be less of a FOMO.

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How can people play with options? The amount of insider knowledge you need to actually profit is absurd it’s practically gambling if you don’t know shit about the company and go by random stocktwit user #1008
How do you go about options?

>> No.13228351

>>13228346
If you listen to anything from stocktwit fags you're guaranteed to lose all your money.

>> No.13228364

>>13228346
It is gambling. That's all it is if it's not being used as a hedge.

>> No.13228366

>>13228262
I think we finished with the 270s after we couldn't blast through 278. SPY trying so hard to break the 287 for 3 days now and even after being rejected each time its not ending red.

If it pumps while everyone's asleep it doesn't need to worry about the 288-290 dumpzone.

>> No.13228419

>>13228346
Charts are really easy to predict based on how eager people are to unload shares vs the day's news/upcoming events.
I can price a major stock or index's movement for the day at around 10:30 with a 90% accuracy.
AAPL hitting pre-23rd levels this week was obvious if you took a look a the charts. No bad news + dumping is a great time to buy calls.

>> No.13228484

besides options are just basically a lower risk way of buying or short selling with offset by the downsides of a shorter timeframe.

>> No.13228556

>>13228366
>>13227499
Yes...yes

>> No.13228576

>>13228346
By selling calls on my shares and selling puts on stocks at prices where I would buy them. I just treat them as limit orders that force me to be disciplined on my entries and exits, and give me some passive revenue if it doesn't work out.

>> No.13228593

>>13228484
>>13228419
Alright, I’ve got 10 puts in VKTX for April 18 with a break even at 9.15. The likelihood of that getting in the money is what based on your chart “analysis”

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Confused anime girl dot jpeg

>> No.13228653

>>13228593
I sold my VKTX puts a few days ago when it dipped into the 9s for a slight profit. The catalyst date that VKTX is running to is on the 11th I believe. Didn't want to fuck with theta decay anymore. I might buy some on the 10th.

It really depends
>bad data = puts
>good data = puts
>fucking amazing data = calls
If it runs hot to 12-13 on the 11th, 10 will be the support and those puts will be worthless. If it holds these low 10 levels they'll continue to have value.

>> No.13228680

>>13228653
And this is where I was assuming the word “hedging” comes from in that I was also planning on picking up about 500 shares in case my puts go south but would it be better to pick up calls for the 18th also?
I keep hearing this phrase “theta decay” this is regarding the value of the put itself?

>> No.13228787

>>13228680
Yeah theta decay is when the contract intrinsically becomes lesser in value the closer it gets to expiry.
Calls can fuck you up though especially with biotech because sometimes they release the data premarket and by the time you've bought calls at open the stock is already headed down. If you're gonna buy any, I'd recommend the 9th or 10th, since it would expose you to less decay and you'd probably be hitting the dip between their investor event being sold off and the run leading to data.
If you wanna play it safe though shares are the way to go. It'll likely dip tomorrow. Set a stop loss in the high 9s and a standing limit sell for a gain that'd cover whatever you invested in to puts and hope that it gets pinged when the data gets released and pumped and dumped by algos.

>> No.13228797

>>13228346
>How do you go about options?
sell them to retards
>>13228090
but the dividend growth has be top tier

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WHY AM SPXU GOING THROUGH OPPOSITE SLIPPAGE
IT GOING THROUGH FLOATAGE!!!

>> No.13228827

>>13228797

This. I sell Options all day and rake it in.

>> No.13228836

>>13227966
Ouch. Did Jeffy have a prenup at all?

>> No.13228865

It looks like my REPH 7.5 calls are gonna hit 3000% tomorrow.
I'm so hella angry that I only bought 100 dollars worth.

Maybe if I'm lucky my 15 and 17.5 May 18th ones will end up being worth something. I have about 40 of those.

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>>13228803

Roads closed.

>> No.13228880

>>13228797
>but the dividend growth has be top tier
how so? They give randomized dividends with an average growth rate of 15% since 2015 + the risk of a leveraged etf. Bank industry on average are giving of 20% dividend growth year after year. Some top banks giving 50-100% year after year

Anyone who puts in 100 IQ worth of work can beat any dividend etf

>> No.13228897

>>13228880
>Bank industry on average are giving of 20% dividend growth year after year.
after they were slashed in 2008

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>>13226383

>> No.13228931

>>13228897
Which will never happen again. the Dividend increases didnt actually start until after 2015 and the stress tests

Forget banks Starbucks and Lowes already beat that too as well as many others

>> No.13228947

>>13225126
Hey man, I've been gone awhile, can you tell me what ever happened to Robinhood General?

>> No.13228971

>futures spike after Xi says trade talks going good
>markets don't do shit when Trump says it

lmao our president is a laughing stock. We'll never survive an alien invasion

>> No.13228973

>>13225877
Dubs czeched
I'd ask Elon how that's working out.

>> No.13228983

SPY 290 tommrow
300 may
310 june
320 july

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Red day tomorrow. And most of next week. Falling down but not much.

>> No.13229020

>>13229003
Been there, done that.

>> No.13229055

>>13228931
Lowes is the most baste

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>>13228875
give me crab!

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>>13225816
AggggagagGgGagagagaGgagagaghhhh!!!!

>> No.13229075

>>13229055
Lowes is for limp wristed faggots and old ladies

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>>13228346
>How can people play with options?
The money is in the selling.. not in the buying...

>> No.13229107

>>13229075
The stock, not the company
Home Depot is kino

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>>13229103
Brainlet poorfag cope desu
How did selling LCI options go for 2scoops

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Why is VTSAX so damn good?

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>>13225816
I lost 22% in black December, but this is too much...

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>>13229130
>How did selling LCI options go for 2scoops
you win some you lose some.. if he would've been patient and eased into his position he'd be ok now..

Most of the time OTM options expire worthless...

>> No.13229172

>>13225763
God I wish that were me

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>>13228787
Hey thanks man I appreciate the info I’ll run some numbers and see what’s better then make my move. Big fucking help man

>> No.13229194

Shanghai composite is up a whole percent

>> No.13229204

>>13229057
Catch me at Joes crab shack

>> No.13229209

>>13229130
what happened?
was he dumb enough to sell naked calls?

>> No.13229218

>>13229075
Well said. Actual blue collar workers use Home Depot.

>> No.13229236

>longing home and garden

Once the boomers die m8...

>> No.13229250

>>13226994
How?

>> No.13229262

When does the jobs report hit the public tomorrow?

>> No.13229266

>>13229218
>Actual blue collar workers use Home Depot.
yep.. not only that.. Lowes workers are all fucking retarded as shit but for some reason will talk to you like you're retarded. I don't think I've ever been in a lowes and thought to myself.. wow.. this is a good place to shop for my construction needs... and i go to a lot of different construction supply/hardware stores..

>> No.13229282

>>13229250
Options probably. Options he bought with 1k could've easily hit 2000% on some FDA date or something and then dropped to worthlessness with a failure.

Also your options appear worthless when trading gets halted

>> No.13229289

>>13229262
8:30 AM EST if I recall correctly

>> No.13229296

>>13229266
my grandfather owns a construction buisness, he goes to Home depot but when it comes to gardening and landscape he uses Lowes

>> No.13229329

>>13229296
Where does he get his beaner illegal labor from?

>> No.13229333

>>13229296
I'll use lowes sometimes for things like light fixtures/fans and faucets. I honestly just get so fucking pissed off in every fucking lowes I go to it's unreal and i don't know one construction person that says.. oh yeah.. i like that place.. and i know A LOT of people in construction.

>> No.13229342

>>13229236
>home and garden
>once the boomers die
Unironically, I think it’s headed into the shitter once the boomers die

Not only do millennials not want their McMansions, they seem to love apt. living. A few succulents and maybe some small potted tomato and basil plants and that’s pretty much it. Got no idea what zoomers want.

I wonder about real estate as an asset class. Is this just my coastal urban bias from living in a housing bubble?

>> No.13229356

>>13229329
I have no idea, but he told me some crazy spic stories, like he was building a hospital and all the bean workers would crawl under a weird space and shit on the floor. theres like a graveyard of feces under the hospital

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>>13229204
>$10$ for 6 snow crab legs
thats like $1000 meal O_O

>> No.13229378

>>13229342
We're all just gonna live in white 6x6 cubes and use VR to experience our dream homes anyhow.

>> No.13229394

>>13229360
Once you try the coconut crab legs your are mind will break ;)

>> No.13229414

>>13229378
Holy shit. Sci-fi was right. But instead of holograms or shifting video walls like Fahrenheit 451, it’s just google cardboard x google glass.

>> No.13229422

>>13229342
I have a garden.... I used to have a big garden at my ex girlfriends.. grew all sorts of shit... It's very nice and relaxing to smoke some weed and go fuck around in the garden for a little..

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>>13228971
based Xi coming to save my Chinese stocks tomorrow.

>> No.13229478

>>13229378
That'll be pretty cool.. get all the retards to stay home and stop fucking up the /out/doors for me

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>>13229414
I just want to live long enough to get a spinal cord/brain outlet.
>tfw grandpa won't talk to you because he's cybersexing inside the matrix

>> No.13229508

>>13229478
>exposing yourself to disease when you can be /out/doors in a 1:1 perfectly simulated and intractable VR space created inside your brain

>> No.13229520

>>13229508
Interactive*

>> No.13229535

>>13229508
meh.. until then I like the fresh air... the sunlight and the wind...

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>>13229333
>I honestly just get so fucking pissed off in every fucking lowes I go to

>> No.13229820

>>13229236
Zoomers will eventually evolve to Boomers

>> No.13229892

Do you have to file taxes on gains from stocks if your total income is under $12k a year?

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>>13229892
Best to look that up from the horse's mouth, breh.
www.irs.gov

>> No.13229929

>>13229333

My problem with lowes is their aisle arrangement. Nothing is where you think it should be. Home Depot as has this problem but they list the exact aisle of every item on their website for each store so it's easier.

>> No.13230007

>>13229906
Good, I don't have to file taxes. Saw a Reddit thread where everyone was asking how to report a $15 dividend to the IRS.

>> No.13230017

>>13229147
Flight is a good movie though

>> No.13230042

>>13229892
My understanding is that the crypto gains would be counted as income if you're still underneath the 10K cap for filing federal income taxes I think you might be good but that's just my opinion

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I'm curious. What do you guys do for a living?

>> No.13230080

>>13230063
trade stocks :<

>> No.13230081

>>13230063
Trade stocks and wagecuck occasionally for a friend to familiarize myself with the struggle of the common man

>> No.13230094

Futures staying up. Jobs report could be a huge buy/sell signal

>> No.13230122

Honestly I know tomorrow is gonna be red/flat/crab but I need a fucking bull run so bad. Invested heavily in the software sector which fell 2% across the board today and fucked my calls.

>> No.13230230

>>13230063
yer mum

>> No.13230405

Futures rising steady. 0.12%

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Anyone else suffer bouts of depression and become wildly more risky in their investments during it?

>> No.13230522
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*ahem*

this market wants higher.

>> No.13230569

the day of reckoning has come. bear emerges from long hibernate

>> No.13230607

>>13230063
I'm a painter and drywall finisher

Fuck NEETs btw

>> No.13230624

>>13230519
When I get depressed I liquidate

>> No.13230841

>>13230522
>Samsung warns first-quarter profits fell by 60 percent
Higher baby, earnings season can't stop us.

>> No.13230941

>>13230063
I'm a chef I work in fast food.

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WE REALLY ARE GOING TO MAKE IT ARNT WE?

> ben carson of the fed reserve

>> No.13231095

>>13230063

I'm a manuscript editor but I make more trading stocks.

>> No.13231109

I’m at beginning to be goncern.

Are we in the trough between euphoria and gomplacency? Everyone seems so sure that recess isn’t for another 12-18 months.

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>>13231109
Pic related

>> No.13231225

>>13231109
Its so painful to be in cash. I know the recession is about to start when I can't resist the urge and jump back in.

>> No.13231272

Anybody else get "error400 bad request" on Interactive brokers when trying to place orders for some ETF?

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>>13231225
I know that feel. I only have 25% of my money in the market waiting for the big one, but I can't shake the feeling that I'm missing out on gains.

>> No.13231349

>>13230519
my mood is 100% determinant of market forces

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13231388

Please someone tell me I'm not the only one sick of the cryptofaggotry? After all these years I just can't take it. Its nothing but idiots shilling some new scamcoin or posting memes about fat "cryto wizards" who are just scam artists.

>> No.13231555

>>13231349
basically this

>> No.13231642

>>13226061
Any good penny stocks to get involved in today on any UK or US markets.

What's the bet lids.

>> No.13231658
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This market wants CHEAPIES!

>> No.13231752

>>13230063
Military. Use a good portion of my meager pay to just buy heavy.

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Got shaken out of oil short today

>> No.13232460

>We at Boeing are sorry for the lives lost in the Boeing 737 MAX accidents. These tragedies continue to weigh heavily on our hearts and minds and we extend our sympathies to the loved ones of the passengers and crew on board Liion Air Flight 610 and Ethiopian Airlines Flight 302. All of us feel the immense gravity of these events across our company and recognize the devastation to the families and friends of the loved one who perished. The full details of what happened in these two accidents will be issued by the government authorities in the final reports.

>But with the release of the preliminary report of Ethiopian Airlines Flight 302accident investigation, it's apparent that in both flight the Maneuvering Characteristics Augmentation System, known as MCAS, activated in response to erroneous angle of attack information.

>The history of our industry shows most accident are caused by a chain of events. This again is the case here, and we know we can break one of those chain links in these two accidents. As pilots have told us, erroneous activation of the MCAS function can add to what is already a high workload environment. It's our responsibility to eliminate this risk. We own it, and we know how to do it.

>> No.13232528

Should you invest in lithium/cobalt?

>> No.13232545

>>13225111
Why

>> No.13232930

>>13232386
decay is a bitch

>> No.13232995

>>13230063
EHS manager at a manufacturing site.

>> No.13233051

are you guys ready for another blockbuster Jobs number

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>>13226574
>Unless futures are hella red AAPL will probably open at 197

I’m the Middle Ages this kind of foresight would get me crucified
AAPL will probably dump at open, buyback on the dip.

>> No.13233124

>>13233051
It’d be cool if the anomaly that was February didn’t just happen because January stole the numbers but because March also did. Can you imagine the run if we beat January?

>> No.13233134

market is going to have another big red day sometime in the next week or two imo, there isn't much left to boost markets at this point - only potential for disappointment exists now

>> No.13233144

>google’s AI techie poached by aapl
>tesla’s powertrain chief poached by aapl
You guys better be holding when the iCar is announced

>> No.13233156

>>13233134
We’re gonna run toward the trade deal.

>> No.13233158

Spend each day trying to be a little wiser than you were when you woke up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa54bSxbbEU

>> No.13233228
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Green

>> No.13233496

Please tell me one day value investing will be possible again, instead of chasing growth with political headlines

>> No.13233510

>>13231225
at that point wouldn't it be a decent idea to start hedging?

>> No.13233531

>>13233496
>chasing hopes of growth
FTFY

>> No.13233551

>tfw sold my AMZN calls when it was 1650
I want to cut myself

>> No.13233558

>>13225103

Buying stocks in the UK? Am I doomed to fail?

>> No.13233572

>>13233228
Looks like those $280 SPY calls are useless.

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>>13233531
Post-growth economy when

>> No.13233583

>>13233572
puts

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>>13233572
>I have concerns about more purchases. As others have pointed out, the dealer community is now assuming close to a $4 trillion balance sheet and purchases through the first quarter of 2014. I admit that is a much stronger reaction than I anticipated, and I am uncomfortable with it for a couple of reasons.

>First, the question, why stop at $4 trillion? The market in most cases will cheer us for doing more. It will never be enough for the market. Our models will always tell us that we are helping the economy, and I will probably always feel that those benefits are overestimated. And we will be able to tell ourselves that market function is not impaired and that inflation expectations are under control. What is to stop us, other than much faster economic growth, which it is probably not in our power to produce?
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-01-05/fed-chair-makes-striking-admission-we-have-short-volatility-position

>> No.13233645

NEWWW!!

>>13233637

>>13233637
>>13233637
>>13233637

>> No.13233727

>>13230122
>I need a bull run
Oh, well I need a bull trap

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markets first move is higher on the jobs report

march payrolls up 196k