Best Business to Get in if Youre young and HANDSOME

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Best Business to Get in if Youre young and HANDSOME Anonymous Wed Apr 3 11:14:15 2019 No.13210092 [Reply] [Original]

Restaurant Management

Look, you're in your 20s. do you seriously want to waste away your youth working a fucking office job "living for the weekend"? how absolutely pathetic.

restaurant management allows you to party while you work. it teaches you to be alpha and confident, the 2 key ingredients to getting pussy. you literally work around hot fucking chicks all day, every day. and if youre decent looking and have confidence they will ALL *LITERALLY* try to fuck you.

the girl/guy ratio (minus the quarantined cooks) is always 20:1. these girls will literally compete for your attention. fucking their boss is on every one of their bucket lists. i have dozens of stories of girls trying to fuck me, from 18 year old hostesses to 35 year old cougars.

the job is kush, all you do is talk to guests and make them feel special and make sure the girls arent fucking up.

at 35, with 15 years of management experience, you go back to school, get an associates in comp. sci. and beat out EVERY mid-20s zoomer who has ZERO real life experience. profit

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 3 11:35:57 2019 No.13210295 >>13210092 >Implying you just walk in to a management position

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 3 11:39:27 2019 No.13210345 >>13210092 Can someone explain to me what is the fucking deal with this pasta. Is it pasta? Is OP mentally ill? I can't figure out for the life of me what kind of scam this could be

>>	Sage Wed Apr 3 11:39:30 2019 No.13210346 >>13210092 Sage

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 3 11:40:19 2019 No.13210356 This board is full of crazy retarded. See you at the next bull run I go back to my normie life, been too much in this shithole

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 3 11:41:51 2019 No.13210378 >>13210092 >comp. sci. at 35 with 15 years of running a restaurant nobody is gonna hire you gramps

Anonymous Wed Apr 3 12:13:44 2019 No.13210777

>>13210345
you're overthinking it, double up i your lithium boyo
>>13210378
thats fuckin rich. as a zoomer, you have no fuckin idea what it takes to do whatever it takes and more than likely will NEVER. management trains you to be the best you can possibly be. to get things done whatever the cost. thats my background, whats yours? fortnite player? live stream watcher? get real

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