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Wagies report in. We need to do a headcount.

>> No.13208983

>>13208977
I am waging now. doing absolutely nothing.

>> No.13208986

wagie here. browsing biz all day

>> No.13209001

wageslave here working dead end job for 5 years

>> No.13209005

Wagie reporting in, but I actually like my job

>> No.13209008

Here. Browse on break time and lunch time

>> No.13209017
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13209017

Another day, another dollar

>> No.13209026

>>13208986
me too freN! but what your jaaab

>> No.13209044

>>13209026
I unironically work in blockchain. just feeling under the weather today so browsing biz.

I actually like my job

>> No.13209054

My IQ is very high so that comes with a comfy job

I'm in my home gym right now and will probably roll into work around 10ish

>> No.13209250
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>>13209005
>>13209017
>>13209054
KYS

Wagie Here, i hate every single second.
Pls stop it

>> No.13209264

>>13209250
Wagecucking in my wifes business. gg wife. Well played.

>> No.13209313

>>13209264
What title did she give you?

>> No.13209328
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>>13208977
Back to work wagecuck! And don't forget to rotate the stock this time

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>>13209328
Based. Fuck wagies and their fake smugness.

t.Freelancer

>> No.13209447

neet here

>> No.13209473
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13209473

I am but a humble neet. I trade e-coins for a living.

>> No.13209479

>>13209447
Use your time and ascend into freedom before they throw you into a wage cage

>> No.13209489

waging but comfy with 30 BTC

>> No.13209492

>>13208977
Bike delivering UBEReats food.

>> No.13209500

i'd like to be a wagie but everything:
1. doesn't call me
2. is a call center
3. is minimum wage 10 hr/6 days

where are the "normal" wagie jobs?!

>> No.13209529

wage

>> No.13209557

>>13209313
Assistant Junior Sanitation Manager

He has to wear a little Burger King crown while at work as part of the contract.

>> No.13209560

>>13209500
work at the call center until you have enough experience to go somewhere else

>> No.13209573

>>13208977
also, wagin'. Nice dubs!

>> No.13209577

wage

>> No.13209590
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13209590

>mfw wagecucks wake up every day early in the morning to support niggas and lazy shitskins with government bux
>mfw niggas and shitskins rape, kill and fuck your women while wagecuck is working
>mfw your cuck government can not kick them out of your country
>mfw your country will transform slowly into an absolute shit hole
>mfw you can not do anything about it
>mfw i am living a comfy life in a based country without niggas and shitskins
>mfw my 8/10 gf sucks my cock everyday

>> No.13209606

>>13209590
Which country?

>> No.13209636

>>13209590
RAMA RAMA

>> No.13209639
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Reporting

>> No.13209684

>>13209590
>mfw my 8/10 gf sucks my cock everyday
Everyday? Damn that's pretty cool.

>> No.13209695

>>13209590
My gf sucks me off but then she says afterwards its her turn for me to go down on her. Doesnt she know that Im not as horny afterwards? Why does she do this??

>> No.13209702
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>>13209606
i will never reveal this country, wagecuck.

i don’t want it will transform into a shithole with niggas and shitskins like your country, wagecuck.

>> No.13209726

>>13209702
Answer my question.
I'm a Russian Jew and I will immigrate from Canada to where you are.
Which country in Eastern Europe??

>> No.13209742

>>13208983
based, me too

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>>13208977
wagie here, just another typical day in IT land.

>> No.13209782

>>13209702
I promise I will be a law-abiding citizen. I will teach your backwards shithole about human rights and democracy, my ambition is to establish an ngo to assist vulnerable minorities.

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>>13209590
Wow! That sounds amaz-
>mfw my 8/10 gf sucks my cock everyday
Now I know you're not a fellow NEET! FUCKING TRAITOR!

>> No.13209802

>>13209590
>That close to a nuclear blast
yup, you're dead

>> No.13209863

>>13209800
He's an antisemite, bro

>> No.13209876

>>13209044
>work in blockchain
so you do nothing

>> No.13209900
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13209900

Reporting for duty

>> No.13209931

>>13209900
lol wearing chinese underwear

>> No.13209938

>>13209900
Nothing beats that fecal matter flavoured ejuice

>> No.13209950
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>>13208977
Everyone has 2 jobs these days

>> No.13209976

>>13209900
Shitting on company time, nois

>> No.13210160

Wagie on vacation
Writing my app, will be available for sale next week!
First shipment coming in for different product based business in May!
Won’t be a wagie too much longer :’)

>> No.13210169

>>13208977
I wish.
Finding a job seems to be a damn impossible task.

>> No.13210212

>>13208977
Why does this motherfucker keep antagonizing the people here who have jobs.

>> No.13210256

Ive been living off my crypto savings with no job for a year and half. This week I am hopefully starting my new job. Shit sucks but I need the extra money

>> No.13210284

>>13209492
metoo, where do you ride and how do you like it?

>> No.13210429
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13210429

may i take your order sire?

>> No.13210444

wagie here i’m also massively in debt haha

>> No.13210670

>>13209702
False, you're probably some European, deluding yourself from the fact the barbarians are at the gate.

>> No.13210910
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>>13209702
Eu here. This fool in a AAA eu country not the southern ones. Probably Switzerland/Austria or similar.

>> No.13211565

>>13208977
Despite all my rage, I'm still just a wage in a cage.

>> No.13211749

I know it's waging, but the fact that I am making much more than I need to live on solely due to my degree is a nice feel. Zero expectations at work. Bored to death but watching my investments grow and it helps knowing I won't be here forever.

>> No.13211777

>>13208977
waging here, i just browse here most of the day

>> No.13211787

wagie reporting in

almost 29, making 50k in seattle with no degree/certs

>> No.13211804

>>13209489
when did you start accumulating btc

>> No.13211835

>>13210444
haha, your id has dog in it. checked

>> No.13211844

>>13211749
Same. Quitting this summer though. I cannot stand wasting so much time.

>> No.13211863

>>13211787
>50K at 30
That is absolutely pathetic.

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>>13211787
lookin for a date big boy?
I'm on the pill trust me

>> No.13212204

34 @ 128k reporting in
:(

>> No.13212219

>>13212204
At that wage you should be able to invest enough to retire soon. At the measly 29K I make I'm NEVER going to be able to retire.

>> No.13212220

>>13208977
Neet here

>> No.13212243
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>>13208977
>tfw NEET but trying to become a Wagie

>> No.13212269

>>13212219
>waging here, i just browse here most of the day
That's the plan.
Recently bought a house, roommates pay half the mortgage in high COL area. Fat E-fund, rest going into BTC.

How come you don't go for a higher salary? :[

>> No.13212384

>>13211787

50k in Seattle is like 20k in Alabama

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>>13208977
On my break. Only 6 hours to go!

>> No.13212460

>>13212184
Hot!

>> No.13212582

>>13210910
saved, cool pic.

>> No.13212608

How do I stop checking my phone every 5 minutes during this bullrun?

>> No.13212635
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13212635

>boomer IT guy blocked /biz/
>have to shitpost from phone now

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Wagie here, invested my $100 of savings into Bitcoin, BTC, LTC and Doge for good measure before the whale happened.

See you poorcucks later

>> No.13212883

>>13212726
>Bitcoin, BTC
Huh

>> No.13212906

>>13209695
Maybe ur gf is a human bean and wants the sucky sucky too
I feel bad for your gf

>> No.13212928

>>13212883
Bitcoin Cash

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Reporting, while also heading back to work after my 30 minute lunch break

>> No.13212971

>>13212635
>Browsing 4chan on your work computer

ishiggydiggydooda

>> No.13213057

>>13212971
that's why you do what I do and remote into a home server, then browse from there, no way to track you unless they are looking right at the screen

>> No.13213533

Employee #2580 reporting for duty and on time. Don't look at thr scheduled emails in my outlook account, no I'm not clocking out and taking off 50 minutes early.

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>>13213533
>tfw i have to clean out an entire barn full of shit tomorrow

>> No.13213836

>>13209557
ahahah, probably

>> No.13213863

>>13211787
>50K in seattle
so you're poor

>> No.13213879

>>13208977
Currently neet with an income. I miss my wage slave days. all that throw around yaper. unemployment insurance aint shit. Gonna get me some microsoft certifications a yerp get me a boomer job again. Get me that high speed internet again one day.

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Oh, there you are, wagie. I'm glad I caught you before you left for the day. Listen, I just found out that we have a little..."problem" in the bathroom that I'm going to need you to take care of before you go. Lock up when you're done, okay? I have dinner plans tonight, so I need to get out of here so that I can go home and change.

See you bright and early in the morning!

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I quit my wagie job to work at my friends startup. My boss offered me more than what I would make at the startup if I stayed, but the startup would have more potential since I would make comission.

Did I make the right choice? My current job as 401k + benefits while the startup obv does not

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>>13209436
PORN REPORTED FAGGOT, YOU BETTER MAKE A CENSORED VERSION NEXT TIME
this anti-porn patrol is brought to you by /bant/ gang

>> No.13214013

>>13209492
Does this only work in really large cities? I almost got a gig for delivering sandwiches in my downtown area but when I offered biking, despite advertising that bikes were allowed I was rejected. I like biking and wouldn't mind doing it for extra cash. I live in a moderate sized Midwestern city that mostly relies on cars. Wish bikes would catch on more.

>> No.13214337

>>13208977
Whats the point of even trying in Canada when we are taxed so much? Even if I make 100k half of its gone

>> No.13214481

>>13209900
you got one of those robot dicks? what happened to you dick?

do you like your robot dick? can you feel it even after taking it off? do girls like robot dicks

>> No.13214534

>>13214337
This idiot think Canada is the only country with high taxes. The only countries that don't charge high taxes are 3rd world shitholes. You want to live in a first world country with all the amenities you'll have to contribute your fair share doofus. That would be in the form of taxes, shit don't pay for itself you selfish leech

>> No.13214567

>>13208977
Comfy well paid wage cuck here.
All I need to do is wake up early, and work a couple of hours doing security review and bashing bad code monkeys doing the worst kind of mistakes over and over.
1 hour of my work is one week of development and bug fixing time for code monkeys.
Comfy AF, very much wow /biz/

>> No.13214605

>>13209500

'normal' jobs such as, waiter? administrative assistant (don't bother with these jobs, since they're only given to 10/10 stacies that the boss wants) and retail cucks.

Your options are pretty much limited to, unless you want to do back breaking general labor jobs that poor 3rd world immigrants do for a fraction of the cost of what they need to pay you.

>> No.13214643

Wagie here, investing monthly
Either I kill myself or I retire at 30

>> No.13214712

>>13212269
Can't go for a higher salary because I'm not smart enough to be a coder and I have a low tolerance for putting up with other people's bullshit, so I'm not a "hard worker" and I don't suck management dick. Also I have ADHD and forget stuff and am distracted easily.
Also my degree is worthless.

>> No.13214832

>>13209560
But only stay there for a year if you go over you're stuck at call center for the rest of your life.

>> No.13214838

>>13208977
ask not what your wage cage can do for you. ask what you can do for yourself.
drink bottled water
change your diet (increase the amount of vegetables stop eating cheap carbs)
workout
quit smoking and drink responsibly
socialize with others (don't force it, be polite, help others if necessary)
read books ("how to get rich in 10 steps" is not considered anything but shit)
educate yourself on different topics
don't take your shitty job to seriously, just don't get fired until you got a new one.

good luck, anon.

>> No.13214862

Wagie just clocked in for afternoon shift. I have my e fund, so now Ill start putting half in VOO and half in BTC. any body else work afternoon?

>> No.13214875

>>13214838
How are any of those things going to get someone a better job

>> No.13214899

>>13214838
>drink bottled water

no. why would you want xenoestrogens?

Drink DISTILLED water instead. Water should be as pure as possible, pure unadulteated h2o

>> No.13215073

>>13214337

protip - your salary isn't determined in a vacuum. if taxes were lower, you wouldn't be paid 100k.

>> No.13215167

>>13210284
Czech Republic, Prague. How about you fren?
Well I enjoy riding my bike so yes, it's like being paid to do cardio. I just do few days a week for extra cash, nothing serious. How about you?

>>13214013
Hmm I live in Prague which is basically a city of 1m people. I'd think that any city with 500k+ people with middle class / high class area would be profitable, but in my country UBER pays you minimum wage if you don't get enough deliveries in an hour, so you aren't wasting your time.
If you enjoy riding a bike then I recommend you trying it, it's one of the better ways to make money whenever you want.

>> No.13215198

>>13211863
i know

>>13212184
kek

>>13212384
accurate

>>13213863
yep

>> No.13215382

Software engineer
22, $81k/yr low COL area

>> No.13215418

>>13208977
Waging

Only $10k in cryptos right now. I'll be lucky to make it in a decade

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>>13208977
present

>> No.13215479

>>13214712
Please help me stop wanting to kill myself

>> No.13215550

>>13208977
I'm at school not waging this semester

>> No.13215726

>>13214534
Fuck off I pay a fuck load in taxes to this country every week . Yeah great amenities fucking high rent high food cost fucking niggers and indians shitting in the street great country

>> No.13216129

>>13209436
Lmao this glorified neet is talking about "fake smugness"
All i did this week is a linux rice. Im getting payed to do what I do on my free time.