/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.13202480]

HOT DOG FUTURES EDITION

Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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[Anonymous No.13202508]

gud thred

[Anonymous No.13202540]

VTSAX

stack
it
up
patrician
investors

[Anonymous No.13202541]

daily reminder that yield curve posters are just following the herd, succumbing to group think, and will not make it. they never heard of yield curve inversions prior to this occurrence. all eyes are on it, including the risk parity guys, and portfolios have already been adjusted.

also, did you know the average interest rate was 6% during previous inversions? the 10yr is at 2 and change, it makes a difference. this is not to say that you should be balls deep, EVER. always have enough cash/bonds on the sidelines to take advantage of whatever situation may arise.

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.13202547]

>>13199389
>>13199396
>>13199422
>>13202498
The reason the strategy works best by holding the bonds 3 years after inversion is because the recession usually happens 1 to 2 years after said inversion. The deeper reason it works is thus that you're selling and getting back in one year or so after the recession begins.

[Anonymous No.13202572]

>futures

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.13202582]

>>13202541
There's plenty of reasons for pessimism besides the yield curve, it's simply that it's probably the most clear signal we're going to get for a time frame.

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.13202608]

>>13202400
It depends which agency. FHA is a little bit better but Tennessee Valley Authority is probably the best. They'll give you yields a full percentage point above the ten year treasury, around 3.5 right now.

[Anonymous No.13202626]

>>13202582
i've learned that being pessimistic or optimistic doesn't do much for me, since i'm probably not going to apply that sentiment in a timely way and catch a top/bottom anyways. i hold 20% bonds/cash at all times and reallocate every so often to maintain that ratio.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.13202631]

>>13202582
I can not factually back it up yet but Im afraid timefrme of yield curve wont work this time and main reason for that is Jerome fucking Powell

[Anonymous No.13202652]

>>13202498
Thanks for the explanation. Will reread when I get home from gym, but this is my understanding:
You’ll keep playing the market for 3 years, then cash out and buy 10 year bonds fed bonds. When those bonds mature, 13 years from now, you’ll put the money back into the market.
Yes?

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.13202660]

>>13202626
the yield curve is pretty much the way to do that in a timely manner. The potential upside of investing in low risk assets right now is very high.

>>13202631
Not even Powell can bring back the american harvest that's been lost. I'm willing to bet that's where the crisis will start. That's how the great depression started too. Watch for rural bank failures.

[Anonymous No.13202661]

>>13202572
neat

[Anonymous No.13202663]

>>13202582
>plenty of reasons for pessimism
War with Russia very bullish!

[Anonymous No.13202667]

>>13202541
>just following the herd, succumbing to group think,
This is how the market works.
The trick is not to outthink the market, but underthink the market. If following the yield curve is idiotic and obvious, chances are that's whats going to happen. The stock market isn't decided by smart people, just rich people.

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.13202677]

>>13202652

[Anonymous No.13202697]

>>13202677
W-what did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.13202702]

>>13202661
This kinds of cutthroat profit making is really fucking the markets lately. Whales are trying to gang rape as much as they can out of the bull market while they still can

[Anonymous No.13202706]

>>13202480
Invictus jumping from .82 to .94 every friday last two weeks, don't forget to pick up your free 10% dude weed swing trades this weed

[Anonymous No.13202728]

>>13202706
A pattern only persists long enough for someone to find it. As soon as you try to jump in you're fucked.
Case in point: AAPL the last 3 days.

[Anonymous No.13202744]

>>13202660
>the yield curve is pretty much the way to do that in a timely manner.
time will tell, but if you're wrong then you'll miss out on a potential big run that could be difficult to make up. if i'm wrong then i'll sit and pout with my drawdown, buying along the way. in the end, i know i'm shitty at timing such things so i'd rather not risk it.

>>13202667
good points

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.13202754]

>>13202697
I genuinely couldn't tell if you were trolling or not.

You buy the bonds AS SOON AS the yield curve inverts. You sell the bonds after three years from the inversion, that is BEFORE they mature.Then from the proceeds of that sale and the interest you've accrued, you put that money back into the stock market which would presumably be at a lower level.

[Anonymous No.13202764]

>>13202728
Perhaps, but then again only a fool bets against the market? I feel like I can get at least one or two free crab trades.

[Anonymous No.13202765]

>>13202661
arghhhgfhegbhfdgvdksgdfsgds

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.13202770]

>>13202744
If I'm wrong I still keep pretty much all the money I've put into the market plus interest. If you're wrong you loose some 40 percent of your current holdings and probably get set back 5 years.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.13202774]

>>13202660
nah thats not what Im thinking, heres wat Powell said in 2012
>I have concerns about more purchases. As others have pointed out, the dealer community is now assuming close to a $4 trillion balance sheet and purchases through the first quarter of 2014. I admit that is a much stronger reaction than I anticipated, and I am uncomfortable with it for a couple of reasons.
>First, the question, why stop at $4 trillion? The market in most cases will cheer us for doing more. It will never be enough for the market. Our models will always tell us that we are helping the economy, and I will probably always feel that those benefits are overestimated. And we will be able to tell ourselves that market function is not impaired and that inflation expectations are under control. What is to stop us, other than much faster economic growth, which it is probably not in our power to produce?

He understands the fuckups and he's too smart for cards he's been given, this is what worries me, he's not dumb enough to let market crash and start pumping fedbucks afterwards. Look at december, any fundamental changes? Indicators still going bad, trade meme is going forever and were moving sideways. My idea is Powell knows market got used to pricing in FED manipulation and he'll do everything to force market to believe its not the case, holding market too high for yield curve invertion to prove to be irrelevant so market doesnt know what the fuck to do would be one of those things
>>13202663
only way this happens is they both nuke Britain or smthn

[Anonymous No.13202777]

>>13202770
>If I'm wrong I still keep pretty much all the money
is that so. how's your SDS position doing?

[Anonymous No.13202807]

don't let recency basis cloud your judgement frens

[Anonymous No.13202810]

Dude weed isn't very profitable. I was checking out IIPR options and holy heck are they overpriced. Even if you buy itm calls on a down day you need a 4-5 dollar increase for break even

[Anonymous No.13202823]

This market is manic. Only a moron would buy into this bubble. We are up 20% in 3 months.... It is literally impossible for the market to have grown that fast in 3 months. You have to be sub 80 IQ to not be all cash at this point. This crash will be historic.

[Anonymous No.13202844]

>>13202661

[Anonymous No.13202846]

>>13202823
>longing the American Empire
You'd need to be stupid to do that in the first place.

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.13202869]

>>13202777
SDS is only about 10% of my portfolio. Even a draw down over two years of 40% is less than the interest i'd be earning and that's not even counting any gains I'd make from trades.

[Anonymous No.13202900]

>>13202823

[Anonymous No.13202958]

>>13202846
>>13202823
>>13202770
HELP ME I KEEP BUYING THINGS!?

[Anonymous No.13202983]

>>13202958
Trade options. I recently switched to that. It requires you to be in and out like a demon's whisper

[Anonymous No.13202993]

>>13202754
Thanks fren. Gonna have to look into bond valuation during a recession.

I’m generally risk averse, but I really don't like sitting out this bull run.

I’m feeling like a sucker...

[Anonymous No.13203000]

When is it time to buy coffee futures?

[Anonymous No.13203006]

>>13202702

eh it's just snibby doing the snibs.

[Anonymous No.13203014]

thoughts on

NEON and NTGN

[Anonymous No.13203038]

>>13203006
Its the same people/groups of people coordinating their selling so they can rebuy cheaper and leave you holding the bags.

[Anonymous No.13203059]

>>13203038
Not everything on the market is coordinated like that, anon. Sometimes it is. Sometimes it's just overall uncertainty.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.13203072]

>>13202993
this month is pretty much direction pick either we crack or we go for another months-years of """"economic expansion""""
Here's a vid to keep you calm while you sit on cash, there are reasons to sit a little if youre not DCAing your positions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1KAhVyRKHI

[Anonymous No.13203074]

>>13202480
>Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list.

This place has been overrun by faggots

[Anonymous No.13203075]

>>13203059
That'd get you spiky charts. These are plateau-y charts. Large sale volume mirrored by the buy volume after panic sells drive price down.

[Anonymous No.13203098]

>>13203074
lol, how do real men interact with the stock market?

[Anonymous No.13203136]

>>13203098
If you can't make it with intuition alone then you've got no advantage. Book learning will only make you act in a predictable way, easy pickings for algorithms.

[Anonymous No.13203174]

Do the people who come here illegally open up broker accounts and invest?

[Anonymous No.13203186]

>>13203136
t. Unlearned coping

[Anonymous No.13203199]

>>13203174
Hispanics are like wall street frat bros on steroids. Just wait until they start getting Goldman Sachs internships.

[Anonymous No.13203212]

>>13203136
kek
its a binary option 100% of time
you predictable no matter what unless you somehow surpass buying / selling

[Anonymous No.13203217]

>>13203186
No i've studied. But only after I entered the market. It should be a supplement to your unique abilities and perspective as a trader.

[Anonymous No.13203228]

>>13203199
Orale

[Anonymous No.13203231]

>>13203212
>surpassing the market
Buy and sell in a way that you would if you were trying to lose money.

[Anonymous No.13203240]

>>13203231

[Anonymous No.13203266]

>>13202480
What are some good stocks to sell jan 2020 puts on?

[Anonymous No.13203270]

>>13203217
That's why teenagers make such good traders

[Anonymous No.13203282]

>>13203270
Wall Street is all guys like me in their twenties. The younger the trader, the better. It seems like you fundamentally do not understand the difference between trading and investing.

[Anonymous No.13203291]

>>13202983
Yup, unless it's LEAPS. Long term options on FAANG is money

[Anonymous No.13203305]

>>13203291
Yeah but if the market dips theta decay will rape you while you wait for things to go back up.

[Anonymous No.13203311]

>>13203282
t. Delusional Robinhood user

[Anonymous No.13203315]

>>13203266
Lyft

[Anonymous No.13203333]

NEON and PLUG are making my broke ass some money. What else can a flat-ass broke individual like myself invest in?

[Anonymous No.13203334]

>he fell for the bear crash meme

[Anonymous No.13203337]

>>13203311
>He thinks wall street traders are 65 yr old boomers
How can you be so disconnected from reality? Trading is about adaptive ability. To identify patterns and quickly capitalize and seize on those patterns

[Anonymous No.13203391]

>>13203333
with those quads you deserve the best.
you deserve RPV

>>13203334
> he didn't fall for the bear crash meme

[Anonymous No.13203458]

>>13203315
sell not buy

[Anonymous No.13203472]

Anyone follow Microsoft? Thinking its gonna break the 120 resistance. Options are cheap because its past the ATH. Is anything really holding back other than people trying to get out at the top of the parabola?

[Anonymous No.13203479]

>>13203458
Did not read, whoops

But buy puts anyway

[Anonymous No.13203526]

>>13203337
most truly successful traders are 35+ with 10+ years of real 9-5 daily experience in markets

some kids do take to trading like fish to water but most people who make money in something like futures or forex are foxes who managed to survive blood stained years of brutal reality

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13203541]

>>13202547
gommie wants centralized planning for the government to take control over everything..... He's a giant faggot who can't even comprehend the way the markets move because of his own personal beliefs. he accepts no other opinion for his own and hopes for bail outs and service interruptions... The worst part is he's not even to hide his intentions of his own beliefs....

If you shorted oil and bought VIX don't be scared and wait 2 hours before changing positions.. If you are a massive faggot you can take it up the ass or stuff your man meat down the throat of another guy, and those into 3-somes with you a guy and another guy, well as long as you identify as a man there will be people who support your endevours too even if they are wrong...

Fuck it lets do this shit!

[Anonymous No.13203544]

Anyone have any ideas on the China deal and when that will be resolved?

[Anonymous No.13203553]

>>13203334
Yeah dude the market will go up forever. It toootalllyyyy makes sense. 25% in 3 months totally organic and sustainable growth. The world economy allwayyyss increases by 25% every 3 months. This is totally normal. Definitely no pullback coming. Not like we have recession signals like inverted yield curve or slowing global growth trends. Not like we have longest bull run in history. naa dude the golden bull will continue forever. hahah right

[Anonymous No.13203585]

>>13203553
>25% in 3 months totally organic and sustainable growth.
we basically just made back the losses of the sell of the previous 3 months

[Anonymous No.13203602]

>>13202983

>demon’s whisper

Das what I call muh farts!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13203616]

>>13203526
some people get their wings burned off before they can fly... It's sad, but with daily self improvement and learning, self understanding and re-evaluating... problems can be solved and the fact most people do not evaluate themselves as a single entity that requires constant maintenance is why the vast majority of people fail.. where I have seen failures I have seen the struggles and ways to become better... shit..... I wish I was 35 with 10 years of experience.. some of you will be running around my wheel chair when we party together.

[Anonymous No.13203619]

>>13203553

It was a correction.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13203625]

>>13203544
yeah wait until 4/24 chinese

[Anonymous No.13203630]

>>13203544
Just talked to Liu He. He say: Buy China big time !

[Anonymous No.13203632]

>>13203585
The american market the world market is trash but the rest of the world is too busy having big goverment control their banks and taxing their buisness out the ass so its no wonder they have free healthcare and a economy that hasn’t recovered post finacial crisis

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.13203634]

>>13203541
Come now baggie I ask for people's opinions on here all the time. I at least accept and acknowledge uncertainty in every claim I make, unlike some people that just know how to spew nonsense with authority.

Takes your meds before you do something silly (again)

[Anonymous No.13203655]

How can you tell that a stock is going to continue trending up? I know there is no 100% sure fire way to know, but how can you be pretty sure?

[Anonymous No.13203677]

>>13203655
If you haven't bought the stock it'll keep going up
if you buy it, it'll P&D alone or the market will have a downswing and drag you with it

hope it helps !

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13203694]

>>13203619
I want to say, america is being treated like a dumping ground, there is destruction of what the country was founded upon in front of our eyes... I guess Trump is going to skyrocket us, or we leave and find a bottom as the crypto market swells up and bloats up.. not at least accumulating shit coins while trading the stock market, i guess makes you a fool, since we're all looking for a 1 world economy and placing bets everywhere we can find an edge.

[Anonymous No.13203713]

>>13203553
For those of us in our late 20s and early 30s, this might unironically be an uptrend going well into our retirement. Lessons are learned from every crash and 08-09 showed us that the central banks will do almost everything they can to keep the system propped up. Bear friends have been calling for a recession for so fucking long now and it's not happening anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.13203714]

FACEMELTER

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13203716]

>>13203634
what meds? fucking die slow asshole, i hope you live a long stressful live, and all your friends give up on you and dont see you on your dying days.

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.13203744]

>>13203716
I'm sure your doctor can tell you everything you need to know. No need to be rude, friend

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13203754]

>>13203713
european banks are failing, it's honestly china and india we have to look for to actually get growth and sustainability, but everything is propped up on debt and at this point if you're not seeing the problem maybe you are the problem.

[Anonymous No.13203768]

I dunno I'm kinda hoarding my cash right now. Gotta rebuild my savings back up anyway in case shit happens.

Yeah it's fun to watch what I got invested grow and pay off for me but I know the big dip will be happening sooner or later. So I'll wait for the dip, hoard my cash, then buy like crazy. Screw the brokerage outta some fees to; why buy a few shares here and there @ 4.95 a pop when I can just wait and buy a big shit pot load in one full swoop.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13203776]

>>13203744
what doctor? fuck off, don't talk to me like that, as i pay for health insurance i haven't seen a doctor in over a decade... just go fuck your self again for good measure.. actually post a btc address i'll give you 50 usd to go find a black man to give you aids.

[Anonymous No.13203803]

>>13203768
I feel like the big dip is something everyone is always saying is on the horizon. Not to say that it can never happen, but it is always about to happen according to everyone.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13203808]

>>13203768
having a savings stacked is key, shit can happen, you're smart. I have too much emotion at times and need to sit back and relax, it's like i need a vacation, but can't figure out how to relax so can't even begiin.

[Anonymous No.13203813]

>>13203472
Trying to get out at the top of microsoft?

Right before they win the JEDI contract this month? Screencap this insider

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13203869]

>>13203803
im retarded, emotional, and have a drinking problem... for years i've been saying my solution to my problem is another beer... shit i have nothing to say anymore.. if I can't control my self, and don't see a problem i should be fucking the demon that haunts me...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNl4GFNShrE

[Anonymous No.13203871]

>>13203713
>this time it's different
>we found the magic money button
>no possible downsides

>>13203803
It's always 8-16 months away according to everyone.
And then boom.

[Anonymous No.13203882]

>>13203869
Taylor swift is the demon that haunts you?

she's so old now just move on

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13203906]

>>13203882
find me a new siren to listen to... women voices are so great... i love it more than anything.

[Anonymous No.13203915]

>>13203616
its sad people miss the beauty in the self realization and apotheosis that trading provides
every day is a terring down and then rebuilting of your soul.
You get to have inner monologues that are like /POETRY/ like your a main CHARACTER in a Claremont comic

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13203936]

>>13203882
damn im older than taylor swift... shit you should listen to this track that used to be my jam back in the day... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63vqob-MljQ

[Anonymous No.13203940]

>>13203906
https://youtu.be/by0ty41Ho3c?t=32

:^)

listen to those sweet angle tones, that agreeable and feminine attitude

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13203952]

>>13203915
sorry im still an NPC you need to ask the poster above you to fill in on the rest.

[Anonymous No.13203963]

>>13203940
Oh wait AOC is 2 months older than TSwift I messed up
I gotta find someone younger

Sad that all the early 20's celebrity girls that I can think of are human garbage

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13203968]

>>13203940
that was fox and friends i watch that shit everymorning even though it was a saturday show i still caught it, and it was bad... i got up and well.. aoc is not who we need in congress, and i hope they gerrymander her district out.

[Anonymous No.13204049]

>>13203968
If she ran anywhere else in the country she would've lost. I have no idea why the democrats are pushing for her so hard, she's already infamous for being retarded since the GND and the fact that they didn't shove her to the kid's table after that shit says a lot about their situation.

[Anonymous No.13204052]

s&p at 2900 tomorrow

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13204063]

Thank Obama's refugee progam for giving ilam ohmar district over minnesota and mall of america. like this is what somali's do in america,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhkjoQOy8bM

[Anonymous No.13204074]

>>13203714

based and bullpilled

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13204078]

>>13204049
she primaried an 80 year old man, even though it was not true he was 76 and what ever, she won her district, worked her ass off and used the social media and primary and won, so what ever.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13204105]

>>13204052
lol put in a stop, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l3ZKbVVWeU

[Anonymous No.13204128]

>>13203968
I give up for now I can't find you a T Swift replacement
She's still super old though

>>13204049
Democrats literally have no one competent and charismatic in their leadership. The 'center democrats are mostly all slimeballs who will say anything to get elected and follow the party zeitgeist. And all these people know the others are slimeballs. The non-centrists are the people who are willing to stand for new ideas, who are almost all well-meaning idiots. They get clawed down by the centrists if they say even one thing out of line, they are seen as un-electable.
So the democrats are fishing super hard for a new Obama, they know that it has to be someone young, attractive, and either female or brown (hopefully both). So AOC won't be the last person of her 'type' that we see. The next one the democrats bring up form the farm league could be an all-star, you never know. The problem is that the people who tend to be young democrat politicians are usually follow-the-herd type people, not leaders.

[Anonymous No.13204163]

>>13204128

As far as I'm concerned, the dems haven't had a good top man since Slick Willy.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13204205]

>>13204128
we need a third party, there are opportunities, but journalism doesn't exist the way it was in the 80's... I don't give a fuck about the mind's of individuals, I just want open, free, fair primaries, but this political establishment basically makes their own rules and boycotts any name recognition from a 3rd or 4th party... if you look into history enough in George Washington's farewell address you can clrealy see political parties will destroy this country, but it's all about personal choice and what is best for the nation.

[Anonymous No.13204313]

>>13203526
>most truly successful traders are 35+ with 10+ years of real 9-5 daily experience in markets

Traders over 35 are an anomaly so of course they're the most successful, they'd need to be to survive that long. Most are out by 30 and become hedgies.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13204347]

this country has crossed a lot of ground since 1776, and how it has always been bicameral, and being a republican or democrat, you get straw manned into pigeon holing into one or the other.. The truth is we're all open and fair minded, encourage new idea's, this is our American system of government, for all of you from across the world... I'm sorry I couldn't provide you with a more welcoming environment, but we can always make things better... America has had it's strifes, look at slavery and encroachment on Native American soil, those who deny our history are the same ones who will repeat it..

[Anonymous No.13204369]

>>13203553

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13204376]

>>13204313
shit... im still a fulcrum...

[Anonymous No.13204398]

>>13203655
you can't, you just take your profits and buy back on the dip. if no dip, move on.

[Anonymous No.13204403]

>>13204205
>we need a third party
We need no parties but Americans are already so stupid that turnout would be like 3% if that happened.
Political parties are kinda the antithesis to the concept of representative democracy. I remember as a kid learning about them and immediately thinking they were some kind of illegal/shady organization because of how contrary they seemed towards the American ideals I was indoctrinated into.

[Anonymous No.13204411]

newfag here, learning every day

I read Investopedia's brief article on top 10 investors of all time. do you guys have any well-known investors you personally look up to or respect?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13204451]

>>13204411
catch me when i'm not drunk... i usually respond.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13204472]

who was that asshole that said I should do a podcast show thing..... shit sounds like, well fuck what ever... i'd be comfy and maybe i don't have the voice but we can put on like a cypernetic filter to make my voice sound what ever to the audience...

[Anonymous No.13204509]

>>13204411
Just some biotech and small cap guys on stocktwits that I found when I was just starting out.
I dont ever jump on anything they're pumping anymore unless I've also identified the stock as having potential upside on my own. Sometimes they make good picks. Some are good enough at fomenting fomo within the chatrooms that its extremely unlikely that they'll shoulder a loss

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13204538]

the truth is, i would never ask for 4chanel to be a part of the show, since this is a forum for anonymity and stuff we'd need to use a different forum like twitter or something and once the shit's all together organize fuck, organizing shit is why i pay a fucking accountant... fuck this you know what, watch oil at 1030 and watch the market, buy some fucking vix calls as a hedge against this shit, because bloated refineries is less demand, and what ever fuck it, you guys all suck the only stock i'd buy and hold at the moment, a dow 30 component, johnson and johnson was the buy.

[Anonymous No.13204573]

>>13204538
>Holding pharma
Future too uncertain for me. Gov regulation could shuffle the whole industry in the near future, specially if the dems take power.

[Anonymous No.13204627]

>>13203553
>NYSE = world economy
You do realize these are all just numbers? If BA drops 20 points they don't blow up 5 of their planes.

[Anonymous No.13204664]

>Held significant amount of Blue Apron for weeks
>sold it 2 days ago because it wasn't doing shit
>CEO resigns, moons immediately


How could someone so inconsistent mess up so consistently?

[Anonymous No.13204721]

Everytime I close my eyes I wake up so horny

[Anonymous No.13204723]

>>13204664
Worst Trading Mistakes
>Sold IIPR 10 minutes before it shot from 67 to 82
>Added SRNE to my watchlist without buying a day before a 400% run
New addition
>sell ESPR calls to prevent theta decay 40 minutes before CEO buys 2000 shares and releases study data

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13204867]

>>13204721
i haven't woken up with out a morning erection since i was like 13 years old... i don't even search for a cure... I search for shit like this..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM8V1XOI-14

[Anonymous No.13204919]

I dont typically have morning wood, but sometimes when I really have to pee I get a boner and I have to stand really far away from the toilet

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13204926]

>>13204723
Worst Trading Mistakes
>?disregarded my own emotions with out understanding my own actions.
New addition
>risk management and deeper understanding only obtained through experience.

[Anonymous No.13204961]

>>13203713
>Bear friends have been calling for a recession for so fucking long now and it's not happening anytime soon.
That's exactly when recessions happen, when bears themselves start doubting.

[Anonymous No.13204969]

>>13204723

>portfolio would be 10-20% higher if I'd stop sleeping through pre market and open

[Anonymous No.13204979]

the big money right now is on a few key leveraged shorts, all the delusional sheep are totally overlooking this and comfortably buying at ATH

[Anonymous No.13204990]

Should you buy stocks while your drunk/high?

I figure trading is kinda like grocery shopping, dont to it when you're hungry.

[Anonymous No.13205011]

>>13204979
sure buddy

[Anonymous No.13205015]

Ratsu what are large specs doing right now?

[Anonymous No.13205024]

>>13205011
>>13205015
Oof just kidding. Where do you get this data?

[Anonymous No.13205029]

we hella green tomorrow

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13205035]

love truly defies all logic.. emotions are the death to a trader, once emotions start becoming a part of the process for decision making it's over for the trader... The ruthless, selfish, willing to step over a dead body to pick up a nickel attitude is easily what kills an average trader...

How does one balance the inner and exterior, while maintaining a hard handed grip on entries exits and maintain the balance and patience to pick the spots. The truth is most people can't. This is a business that is beyond ruthless, it's easy to lose your ass. I have had a few drinks in me, and I can say this life style has cost me more than my own sanity. I have become an asshole who uses drugs and women to numb my self and stay in denial that I am actually still an intellectual.. The truth is I've never been less than crazy... and what ever if you have to ask why Baggie why are you crazy... Well I've decided to learn everything I could, and the more you learn and experience you get... the less things surprise you..

[Anonymous No.13205039]

>>13205024
https://www.barchart.com/futures/commitment-of-traders

[Anonymous No.13205044]

*Summons the SEC*

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13205052]

>>13205029
buy vix at 1025... this is easy day easy life...

[Anonymous No.13205055]

>>13203655
you just gotta be the stock, man.

[Anonymous No.13205060]

>>13205039
What is commercial vs large?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13205063]

>>13205029
>>13205052
vix at 10:25 eastern standard time.

[Anonymous No.13205067]

>>13202823
>this crash will be historic
I dont necessarily agree anymore. Hear me out. I am a silver hoarding, food storage, gun toting American. Im upset with the system and appaled by the debt. BUT. You have to look at the debt for what it is. Its not something that is ever going to get paid back. The whole system is set up to get the owners of the FED so rich they own it all. No one in authority thinks the debt will be repaid. In fact the way the debt system works it can ONLay increase to be sustainable. Itll increase exponentially as long as they allow it to. And the swings will be due to confidence or lack there of. I believe this could continue for decades with no real destructive crash like everyone expects. I keep hearing pundits saying the next crash will be the one. But think about it. EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS. so if 90% of the people with the money are preparing for a crash theres no way itll happen the way we think. The everything bubble is a slight of hand trick. There will be bubbles but the market and economy will continue until its time for the change. There is always something in the market that is a value play so the smart money finds it and doeant surrender to fear. Could the national deficit hit 500 trillion? I think it will before 2040

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13205076]

>>13205060
it's like the difference between chad and the virgin islands.

[Anonymous No.13205087]

>>13205060
commercials are large spec hedge positions and for commodities its the producers

[Anonymous No.13205127]

>>13205087
So commercials are just a different iteration of large specs?
Sucks to be a smol spec lmao

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13205161]

>>13205127
nah you get free crumbs... dip shits are long on oil like it can't stop going up, yet they're missing key data, and well shit just buy vix between 10 and 10:30 we're going to have fun tomorrow frens.

[Anonymous No.13205163]

>>13205063
Explain. Why you do this?

[Anonymous No.13205166]

>>13205127
commercials can be the government or say the sp committee hedging their index buisness, theyre large specs but have to bet against the large spec

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13205199]

>>13205067
you got 80 btc in a safety deposit box?

[Anonymous No.13205209]

>>13205067
not if people can't afford their debt payments anymore

all it takes is a string of defaults and the markets go to a fraction of what it was

it's all tied together so there is no point in betting in one company to save the day

hoard gold, btc, guns, essentials

it shouldn't take 40 years to own a home, it should take 12 months or less.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13205243]

>>13205067
lets say push comes to shove, you have to cut your silver and make it tradeable... as shit is hitting the fan, forget all the food guns and clean water.. is your banker your friend? I mean people hate banks and give them bad names, but ok there's a run on cash and they doon't have cash, the delivery armoured trucks can't deliver it, shit is starting to mount up... you're going to survive just like me, but we have to work together through the broken shit... and if you kill me for coming near your place, well you just killed a great mind who only wanted to be friends and help you out... nobody will care, maybe you had toilet paper and i had some live chickens and eggs, but nope i was killed... shit i'll never go my self if shit hits the fan, fuck it i'll send some one else now that I really think about it... kill the fucking messenger.

[Anonymous No.13205262]

>>13205243
Id just pick up the sword and become the Lone wolf

[Anonymous No.13205287]

>>13204969
I rearranged my enter schedule to make open. Usually I'm driving between 9:30-10:30, but now I'm leaving my appartment at 7:30 and sitting in my car for 2 hours trading.
My sleep is absolutely fucked

[Anonymous No.13205312]

>>13205262
Post-American ronin, long katanas.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13205313]

i think killing the messenger is the best response.

imagine you're an extra-terrestrial and intercept communications from another planet. You must assume they intercepted your data as well.. So you immediately fuck them up to preserve your own dominance. It's like in buisiness, if you have a competitor, you crush your competitor by any means needed, look at microsoft and apple.. apple lobbies to get them sued for anti-trust bullshit, and it led to the dot com crash, while apple was supplying computers to so many municipalities, that they were able to take the 2 years after nine 11 to develop shit like the ipod and iphone... after they were able to use lawsuits to break their competition they were able to flourish and become stronger at the same fucking thing with out anybody questioning anything.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13205338]

>>13205312
the pen is still mightier than the sword, why do you think every woman has said words hurt, and words kill, but shit looks can kill too, men fight over women, it's human nature. and uhh those faggots and trannies can like try to but in, but human nature is what we're all a part of, and learn from..

[Anonymous No.13205382]

SHTF Questions:

What happens the day AFTER the circuit breakers hit? Won't the sell-off just continue so the circuit breakers hit again?

Let's say set an auto-sell order for my VTSMX (largest holding) at say, down 15-20% in a session. Would this protect me from a crash, but absolutely fuck me if we got something like the "flash crash"?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13205395]

I'm going to bed, have this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTizYn3-QN0

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13205404]

>>13205382
>>13205382
>What happens the day AFTER the circuit breakers hit? Won't the sell-off just continue so the circuit breakers hit again?
YES YES YES

CIRCUIT BREAKERS HIT, AND THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS, THE SELL OFF ISN'T OVER AND CONTINUES FURTHER.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13205421]

THIS GOES OUT TO ALL OF MY DEAD HOMMIES!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUgLge_MPIM

[Anonymous No.13205440]

>>13205421
Yeah, that's alright I guess. Oh whoops, I dropped this!

https://youtu.be/js2XTia5H5k

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13205449]

>>13205440
I don't share this song often...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccxWUQDnm98

[Anonymous No.13205549]

>>13205449
Kylie Minogue... that is unexpected

[Anonymous No.13205560]

>>13205338
>chops off ur head with my wakizashi
where ur pen now nigga?

[Anonymous No.13205630]

Plebs
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8oHYq3Sm1N0

[Anonymous No.13205656]

>>13205029
AW YISS

[Anonymous No.13205731]

mandatory NATH shill for hotdog thread

[Anonymous No.13205788]

>>13205029
Makes sense. Weren't we only down in red town because Walgreen's tanked and folks got spooked?

>>13205656
Holy shit this commercial is a goldmine

>>13205011
>>13205039
This website is excellent but gives me a ton more questions I don't want to shit up the thread with. Thanks you fren.

[Anonymous No.13205833]

>>13205382
>What happens the day AFTER the circuit breakers hit? Won't the sell-off just continue so the circuit breakers hit again?

Yeah that's pretty much how it goes with circuit breakers. I've never seen an index hit breaker but I have seen several single stocks do it. Fall 2017 several weed stocks tripped them (in both directions), some more than twice in a single day.

[Anonymous No.13205850]

>>13205029
Only if my ID is green, otherwise we red.

[Anonymous No.13205926]

>>13205833
>>13205404

Thanks. My understanding of this was way too simplistic. Clearly I have reading to do.

>Circuit-breaker points represent the thresholds at which trading is halted market-wide for single-day declines in the S&P 500 Index. Circuit breakers halt trading on the nation's stock markets during dramatic drops and are set at 7%, 13%, and 20% of the closing price for the previous day. The circuit breakers are calculated daily.

I thought they closed down the exchange for the day or something. Go home, stocks over, no more trading today.

>Single stock price bands
>The SEC implemented a new marketplace rule, known as the Limit Up-Limit Down Rule, designed to prevent trades from executing outside of price bands established throughout the day for individual stocks and exchange-traded funds (ETFs).
Dang, also interesting. Only applies to certain stocks and ETFs.

[Anonymous No.13205954]

>>13203553
>the golden bull will continue forever
It unironically will and if you don’t realise this you should delete your 4channel account

[Anonymous No.13206221]

>>13202480
>mfw SP500 will hit 3300 in 2019

THE SHOW MUST GO ON!

[Anonymous No.13206429]

How do i avoid being raped in taxes when selling?

And when should i sell??

[Anonymous No.13206520]

NEWS HEADLINES at 3:38 EST: my bedtime

>avengers endgame is breaking ticket records and ticket websites
>US and China are reportedly drawing closer to a final trade agreement
>Netflix prices are going up
>Apple Leak Details Surprisingly Small New iPhone

God damn. I can’t believe I only bought five shares of Disney today. And thought Tim was too expensive to buy. Tomorrow is going to rock for AAPL and DIS.

maybe I should’ve just bought calls instead

[Anonymous No.13206567]

>>13205011
>>13205039
Anyway I can chart this for any given stock on trading view?

[Anonymous No.13206702]

golden bull has arrived
max FOMO reached
SPX 3000

[Anonymous No.13206791]

>>13206429
Pros don't give a fuck about taxes

[Anonymous No.13207312]

>>13206520
>sold 1/2 of my tim apple calls at open yesterday

feels bad man

[Anonymous No.13207475]

>>13207312
It’s ok

[Anonymous No.13207620]

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13207696]

>>13206429
You can avoid taxes if you sell for a loss.

[Anonymous No.13207712]

>>13207696
kek

[Anonymous No.13207802]

>>13204627
no they just blow up 2

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13207875]

>>13207802
Yo so we're shorting BA at 10 am since they just blew up 20 planes?

[Anonymous No.13207887]

>INFLATION BAD

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.13207889]

I mean clearly if vix goes back into the 12's it can't stay there with everything that's going on. I heard BA just blew up 2 planes. How can this be so fucked up and why isn't a 20 point vix the new normal.

[Anonymous No.13207901]

>>13207875
you're putting the cart before the horse

[Anonymous No.13207911]

>>13207889
the vix will continue to drop until the majority of hedges have expired or have been deemed inappropriate. the market will inflict max pain on the max amount of participants. thats how she do

[Anonymous No.13207937]

Upwork is going to run hard today. Check the after hours price. Will be a good long term buy too. Outsourcing through online social marketplaces will boom hard in the next ten years

[Anonymous No.13208025]

>>13205850
Check this green

[Anonymous No.13208038]

Stop with the PM/AH futures pumping, it makes the chart look like the home shopping channel there are so many knives

[Anonymous No.13208048]

>>13208025
>mfw actually green
WE GOLDEN BULL TODAY BROTHERS

[Anonymous No.13208052]

>bull shitposting starting
Sell sell sell sell

[Anonymous No.13208077]

Nice. I like it when a company makes sure they have news events lined up after whatever is already scheduled plays out. Makes me know that they care about shareholders enough to prevent a sell off on no news

[Anonymous No.13208093]

>>13208048

[Anonymous No.13208161]

>wheat chart
lol someone literally has a sell wall at 4.65
wheat going to 4.9 bby

[Anonymous No.13208176]

>>13208161

lmfao

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13208189]

Grichka, I've discovered some errors on the market, can you correct them for me? I'm on vacation.

[Anonymous No.13208212]

>>13208189

[Anonymous No.13208214]

>>13208189

Are you short?

[Anonymous No.13208225]

>>13208189
Hey im in on some uso puts for today because of you, better not get bogged

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13208236]

>>13208214
not yet, waiting for the opening rush to die down then dumping some expensive shit on some sorry fool around 1015.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13208245]

>>13208225
yeah we'll know by 1100, still time to pick some up at open, it's fucking great.

[Anonymous No.13208291]

>>13208245
I feel weird going short on oil while the indexes are so bullish tho... definitive trade deal news are probably coming this week. Bears about to get raped.

[Anonymous No.13208321]

What are cheap stocks for a cheap man to buy

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13208337]

>>13208291
I could be wrong... This chart looks like all natural organic growth, probably the best time to get some oil.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13208384]

>>13208291
I'm just fucking with you, look what happens if you zoom out a bit.

[Anonymous No.13208535]

I'm thinking plug is done. Anybody else? Was really gunning for it to go to 3 but I don't think it will.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13208564]

>>13208321
NAK attack

[Anonymous No.13208600]

evens: big green
odds: big red

[Anonymous No.13208644]

>>13208600
Green ID and dubs confirms

[Anonymous No.13208665]

>>13208600
>>13208644

D-D-D-Double-Dubs confirms 5% over ATHs this week!

[Anonymous No.13208673]

>ES up 0.6%
>SPY up .44%
how does this work? Isn't the SPY supposed to reflect changes in the S&P? thats a big shortfall.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13208680]

>>13208665
the second poster has red id though, it's all bullshit. spy is shedding 10 dollars today because OP is a faggot.

[Anonymous No.13208683]

God DAMN another beautiful sunrise
lots of dubs in these threads recently

looking for some magic today
let's really feel it, let's make it happen

>>13208673
lol

[Anonymous No.13208695]

>>13208680
It's not red it's brown

[Anonymous No.13208702]

>>13208673
its more like SPY up .50 and ES up .58
but yes
SPY am derivative and doesn't follow 100%

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13208713]

>>13208702
woejac id? what did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.13208759]

>>13208680
>>13208695

Brown ID confirms market is tired of laggard bullshit. Today, Counter-Terrorists win.

[Anonymous No.13208782]

We have lift off

Chink thrusters engaged

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13208785]

>>13208759
listen sweetie, this economy can't support a 26,000 dow jones industrial average.

[Anonymous No.13208798]

Watch for bear trap at open. I’m gonna try and snag 100 290 SPY calls at .1 on the dip

[Anonymous No.13208819]

>>13208384
Zoom out a bit more

[Anonymous No.13208836]

Sold ADMA for 5.07 :( is this just a lesson that biotech catalysts will almost always return to their original support price after jumping unless they cure cancer or something?

[Anonymous No.13208883]

>>13208785

Shoes aren't meant to support 500 pounds either but yer mom still puts 'em on.

[Anonymous No.13208905]

*huff huff*
THIS
*huff*
MARKET
*pant pant*
WANTS
*huff*
HIGHER

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13208909]

>>13208883
WTF YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOM KID? I'MA MAKE THIS WHOLE ECONOMY COLLAPSE BECAUSE OF YOUR CHILDISH COMMENT ON THIS CARTOON PORNOGRAPHY SHARING FORUM!

[Silvio Goldstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.13208934]

NIO you piece of shit go back, were not done here
I can see yuans running away from me bros

[Anonymous No.13208942]

SPXU under $30 today
me old friend.... ravaged.....

[Anonymous No.13208945]

>>13208909

Yo momma so fat when she sat on the rainbow it made Skittles.

[Anonymous No.13208963]

Hope ya'll bought the REFR low

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13208989]

>>13208945
Oh yeah! You wanna go there, well your mother's a terrible cook.

[Anonymous No.13209000]

>>13208989

Your mother is loud and stinky.

[Anonymous No.13209010]

>>13209000
>>13208989
So this is what the golden bull looks like

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13209015]

>>13209000
Well I just bought some fucking OTM UVXY call options. Watch what happens to your longs 1 hour from now.

[Anonymous No.13209025]

>>13209015
>buying FD's
>ever
oof

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13209035]

>>13209025
fd's??? tell me everything you know about this term fd

[Anonymous No.13209042]

>>13209010

>gold ID confirms golden bull and loud/stinky moms

[Anonymous No.13209057]

>>13209035
It's only a FD if the options are way OTM and Friday exp
If you put like 1k+ into like UVXY 45 calls that's a FD
you'll probably make a lot of money, but yeah some redditor might call you names

[Anonymous No.13209069]

Is it too late to buy NEON

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13209097]

>>13209057
throwing 1k into the $45 calls that expire friday is a great way to retire next week.

[Anonymous No.13209123]

Is now a good time to buy UVXY?

[Anonymous No.13209129]

>>13209057
>some redditor might call you names
oh no ive been found out

[Anonymous No.13209146]

Is KHC a good buy now that it has dropped so low?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13209147]

>>13209057
I mean think about it, when UVXY goes to $60 you'll pocket 375 yang and be sitting there with cash while there's nothing but cheapies

[Anonymous No.13209159]

>>13209146
No

[Anonymous No.13209173]

>>13209147
yeah but it's not hitting 60 until late next week so you're better of waiting and moving serious money in on Friday or Monday
you buy more than a couple hundred bucks in calls for this Friday you might get DUSTED

>>13209146
yes
I bought CAG when it dumped to 21
love food stock love them

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13209182]

>>13209173
no we're hitting 60 today.

[Anonymous No.13209190]

>dis and mo down down down
M-my thesis! What’s happening?!?

[Anonymous No.13209201]

>>13209182
yeah we'll see we'll see
60 today gets me only a couple Yang

>>13209190
MO is for life don't worry

[Anonymous No.13209203]

>>13209069
No brother

But ntgn along with it

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13209212]

anybody know if there's a lean hogs etf? and if anybody makes any jokes regarding lean hogs and my mom I swear to god the SPY gets it.

[Anonymous No.13209238]

>>13209212
on RH, COW or just type 'cattle' into the search bar

COW is what you want though

[Anonymous No.13209275]

>>13209212
What about jokes regarding cows and your mom?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13209288]

>>13209275
fuck this I'm out of here.

[Anonymous No.13209365]

OK lets buy the dip in the SPX boys, yum yum i love them cheapies, this is the lod my frens :^)

[Anonymous No.13209371]

>>13209288

You'll always be my little baby girl.

[Anonymous No.13209404]

Still time to buy DIS?

[Anonymous No.13209421]

>decide that today I would sell my GOOSE shares for AMD
>AMD keeps skyrocketing and now i cant tell if I'm buying the top anymore

[Anonymous No.13209428]

nuu b careful with market entering summit

[Anonymous No.13209438]

>>13209097
Is this true? I have 1k and want to retire.

[Anonymous No.13209451]

Stock market will crash as soon as spy misses the peak and crypto will launch to pluto.

[Anonymous No.13209468]

Anything I should sell out of?

[Anonymous No.13209481]

>>13209468
>he owns PLUG

[Anonymous No.13209523]

>>13209481
Guve ONE (1) reason I should not. I've made money on it so far.

[Anonymous No.13209528]

short gold long oil

[Anonymous No.13209536]

>>13209528
No, gold is elevated for a reason. The insutionals are scared of dollars, and you should follow their lead.

[Anonymous No.13209552]

>>13209536
>gold is elevated

over what

gold is on floor 1
headed to the penthouse baby

[Anonymous No.13209553]

fake pump on SPY, I think we're due for another massive sell volume before too long.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13209554]

>>13209438
It's like betting on the long shot in the Kentucky Derby, but it pays 350 to 1.

>>13209528
Always do the opposite of /biz/

[Anonymous No.13209567]

HOLD THE LINE AGAINST THE JEWS!!!

BELIEVE AND KEEP FAITH AGAINST THE HEATHEN JEWS FOR THE LORD HATH BLESSED US UPON THIS DAY!!!

WHAT YOU JEW HERE TODAY SHEKELS IN ETERNITY!!! SHOULD YOU FIND YOURSELF PUNCHING A CLOCK FEAR NOT! FOR YOU ARE ALREADY LIQUIDATED!

[Anonymous No.13209574]

>>13209552
I have no idea but the market doesn't lie.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13209575]

your life ends in 375 seconds

[Anonymous No.13209582]

Just put $50 in my RH to play with, do I grab some more LPTX if it drops back under $2, or you guys got something else for me?

[Anonymous No.13209595]

Does shit always suck right out of the gate? I've lost $13 today and the market just opened.

[Anonymous No.13209601]

fuck had the chance to buy YRIV this morning. should have bought with such a low float.

[Anonymous No.13209614]

>>13209536
>>13209554
SHORT gold LONG oil!

[Anonymous No.13209628]

>>13209554
>all 4/5

you're only risking half a yang

You'll never make any money like that

Anyway if we dump in the next 36 hours it's gonna be a soft dump
we gotta inflate this balloon a little more to really see a nice pop

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13209643]

>>13209614

[Anonymous No.13209649]

>>13209468

>He has 25 shares of a 2 dollar stock (LPTX)

Jesus Christ is this the investing power of /biz/? Why do people even shill stocks here?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13209672]

http://ir.eia.gov/wpsr/wpsrsummary.pdf

looks like uhhh a big nothing burger

[Anonymous No.13209685]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

do the DEW

Dividends
Every
Week

Just added BLK yesterday.

[Anonymous No.13209700]

>>13209643
BOOOOOOOOOGS!

[Anonymous No.13209713]

>>13209672
Damn a buildup of 7m, obvious that noone wants to buy the black gold at these prices.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13209724]

>>13209685
These were my only friends...

[Anonymous No.13209754]

2900 getting closer every minute

SQQQ under 9.50 makes me want to buy calls ...

[Anonymous No.13209777]

> trailing stop fired right before AMD skyrocketed

[Anonymous No.13209779]

>>13209754
Sustaining above 2900 in the current market seems unlikely

[Anonymous No.13209831]

Cheers AMD

[Anonymous No.13209884]

>>13209649
>he wants to gamble 30k on a drug he knows NOTHING about
You can say you know everything but unless you’re a PhD in A/P you don’t and it’s gambling better to make a little when the drug is done then jump in don’t be stupid

[Anonymous No.13209895]

>>13209552
Please let this be true

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13209899]

where's the fucking volatility? My fucking uvxy calls are only up 25%, how the fuck am I supposed to pay for cocaine?

[Anonymous No.13209903]

>>13209685
NRZ ex today. The div is pretty fat.

[Anonymous No.13209925]

Deans food has no Floor

[Anonymous No.13209946]

>down $20 already
AHHHH

[Silvio Goldstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.13209948]

Someone hold me I'm about to short TSLA

[Anonymous No.13209953]

>>13209903
You don't get a divvy if you buy on the ex day.

[Anonymous No.13209960]

>>13209925
Milk is OVER
Cows get out

>>13209948
Man I was just looking at TSLA shorts too
Didn't have the balls

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13209963]

>>13209948
What could possibly go wrong?

[Anonymous No.13209968]

>>13209903

You won't be on the books as owner until Monday the 8th... Too slow friendo.

[Anonymous No.13209973]

>>13209948
fuck that electric jew

[Anonymous No.13209986]

>>13203553
yikes!

After the all time highs get BTFO, you are going to see an upside move like never before

[Anonymous No.13210008]

what in the fuck

[Anonymous No.13210022]

>>13209953
>>13209968
Been holding for years. Just joining in on the div love.

[Anonymous No.13210023]

>>13210008

TAKE IT JUST LIKE THAT YOU DIRTY LIL BITCH! >:O

[Anonymous No.13210028]

>>13209884

That's not at all what I said lmao.

[Anonymous No.13210030]

>>13210022

I have checked upon the dubs of corrective understanding.

[Anonymous No.13210041]

market is up but no one makes money

is this the new meme for 2019?

[Anonymous No.13210049]

>>13210041
I'm up 1800

[Anonymous No.13210073]

>>13210049
in what duration bud

[Anonymous No.13210074]

>>13210073
Today

[Anonymous No.13210091]

>>13210041
2019 has been great so far
There are nice cheapies to buy every day
just have to have the positive attitude and patience
you can buy very nice 2 month SQQQ calls right now
you can buy VIX yesterday
you can buy SGMO last month
You can buy OILU in january and February
You can buy MO for $44 around a month ago

it's wild it's so fun and there is free money everywhere

[Anonymous No.13210128]

Imagine not being this comfy

[Anonymous No.13210134]

what do you guys think about the new yahoo interface?

[Anonymous No.13210137]

>>13210028
Lol you’re a fucking retard who doesn’t know comprehension or the English language

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13210163]

>>13210091
>you can buy very nice 2 month SQQQ calls right now
Which ones? The $8 6/21's?

[Anonymous No.13210177]

>>13210128
I cant even fathom not being as comfy as I am at this very microsecond.

[Anonymous No.13210180]

>>13210128
I don't have to. All my shit is tanking.

[Anonymous No.13210202]

>>13210137

Ok sir sorry to bother you.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13210203]

>>13210091
if you sell the 6/21 $9 put and buy the 6/21 $8 you can grab 45% and throw today and throw it at more UVXY to hedge.

[Anonymous No.13210231]

How do you even decide to buy into a stock? I am literally just guessing.

[Anonymous No.13210240]

need new thread
I'm off to watch lactation porn rest of day have a nice one lads

[Anonymous No.13210273]

In the market today all like...

[Anonymous No.13210278]

>>13210231
Due diligence and having autism helps a lot. I was able to identify AMD and IRDM as breakouts back in 2016 just by reading about the companies technology stacks and competitive landscapes for hours. Being an expert in the same industry (e.g. tech) also helps a ton with identifying opportunities that hedge fund managers are blind to (at least initially, as we can see with AMD now).

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13210286]

>>13210240
have fun

[Anonymous No.13210301]

>>13210202
What platform is this? What do the number mean? can't tell without the labelled header.

>>13210240
>Lactation porn
>posts plastic milkers

[Anonymous No.13210315]

>>13210278

This, invest in what you know. Only assume you have an edge when there is a reason to believe you do.

Not so sure about autism but whatever helps.

[Anonymous No.13210333]

>>13210301

It's Degiro and if you use more than 5% brain capacity I'm sure you can figure out what the numbers mean.

[Anonymous No.13210370]

Hold uvxy calls into tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.13210377]

>>13210231
finviz screener and find a bubble. easy mode no skills needed.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13210399]

>>13210377
optt?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13210443]

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/these-are-the-states-where-women-have-the-most-economic-opportunity-2018-03-28?siteid=rss&rss=1

how do we short washington?

[Anonymous No.13210479]

>>13210128
this morning's pump has been great

[Anonymous No.13210488]

>>13210333
I'm so tired anon. Waking up for the opening is really fucking my shit up.

Gym closes at 10, market opens at 6:30, I'm struggling. I don't think I even have 5% brains to spend today.

[Anonymous No.13210522]

>>13210399
no something that looks more like TIGR

[Anonymous No.13210546]

Is everyone up today except me

[Silvio Goldstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.13210562]

>>13210546
Nah. Down insignificant amount too. Bought some new shit.

[Anonymous No.13210596]

>>13210562
All my shit is new since I myself am new. My main problem is I just buy what anons who seem to know what they are talking about buy. Its actually not doing too bad for me right now, I just have no idea when to sell. For the first time I am down a little and every ounce of me is screaming to sell.

[Anonymous No.13210610]

>>13210596
>every ounce of me is screaming to sell.
That's called panic-selling, don't do it.

[Anonymous No.13210611]

holy shit my portfolio is green for the first time since I bought in

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13210619]

>>13210562
how's the TSLA shorty working out for ya..

[Anonymous No.13210621]

>>13210616
>>13210616
>>13210616
New

[Anonymous No.13210648]

>>13210596
>anons who seem to know what they are talking about buy.
when you take tips you become dependent on the tip giver, consider being more independent