Link isn't a good investmernt

[Anonymous No.13196943]

Guys, this is fucked up, but hear me out.
I just spoke with the marketing director of Chainlink and he had some pretty interesting things to tell.

We all know that Sergey has gotten kind of big lately, but the last months it has sprialed out of control. He is now so morbidly obese that he cannot support his own weight. Apparently he used a large chunk of the ICO money to install a huge aquarium in his house. He, and I kid you not, spends 22 houres a day in it to release the strain on his knees and back. According to the MD of Chainlink, he has switched to eating fish food. He says it has the optimal balance of minerals an positive vibrations. But the most fucked up thing is that he is supposedly mating with a clown fish. I don't know if the fish consent or not, but with Sergeys current size I don't think he have a say in the matter. Also, once a day he is hoisted out of the tank and onto a couch so that he can watch his favorite TV show Dr. Phil.

I don't know what to think anymore /biz/. I'm not a professional investor, but I don't think link is a good investment if all of this is true?

[Anonymous No.13196954]

>>13196943
3$ in may lol

[Anonymous No.13196963]

Kek, based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.13196964]

kek

[Anonymous No.13196976]

We knw its a scam idiot

[Anonymous No.13196992]

>>13196976
you mad lol

[Anonymous No.13197067]

>>13196943
Bruh did you really just paint that

[Anonymous No.13197117]

>>13196943
Do people even waste their time reading this stupid shit?