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Oracle 'akbaru, oracle 'akbar
'Oracle 'an la 'iilah 'iilaa allah
'decentralized 'an la 'iilah 'iilaa allah
'Chainlink 'ana mhmdana rswl allah
'Town crier 'ana mhmdana rswl allah
hya ealaa alsala
hya ealaa alsala
hya ealaa alfalah
hya ealaa alfalah
Link 'akbaru, Link 'akbar
la 'iilah 'iilaa oracle

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>>13196197
Laughed my ass off, thanks OP

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>>13196197
Sergej lives in a Van and take shites into a Can

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>>13196197
>'Town crier 'ana mhmdana rswl allah
Why is this retarded shit so funny

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This fucking thread kills my sides

>> No.13196672

>>13196629
ikr im fucking dying over here..

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I DEMAND TO LIKE THESE POSTS AND THIS MEME

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>> No.13196756

>>13196629
>>13196672
It relieves tension.
We all have a voice in the back of our mind crying out "Wait what if this whole thing is a scam? What if I have been radicalized into a cult? What if instead of accepting it I just go further? What if the only reason I haven't escaped is because we all act as fanatics and police our own ranks to squash doubt and dissent?"

Obviously that voice is wrong and anyone who listens to it is an idiot who deserves beheading and eternal torment. It is worse to be a former-linker than a no-linker.

>> No.13196796

>>13196756
Also no 40 virgins for the no-linker

>> No.13196797

>>13196756
Based. No-linkers can still be saved (and pump our bags)

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I'm a Muslim man but I have to admit that pregnant Sergey really turns me on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Sergey, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.

Sergey would be the ideal partner for any man wishing to start a family. His great genes give him a combination of assertiveness, strength, and intelligence. If Sergey is able to get pregnant, he has to have a uterus; if he has a uterus, he can only be a woman in the eyes of Allah. ALLAHU AKHBAR!!!

Ok, I can't hide this anymore. It's coming from deep inside of me... this desire to shout...

I'M A GAY MUSLIM AND I HOLD CHAINLINK! Yes, and I am not the only one. I was attracted to this community because of the feeling of brotherhood that it creates. Together we are one. We are above gender divisions and categories. Chainlink, as you know, is a gay sex position where men stick their dicks into each other's asses to form a link.

Today, I declare Chainlink to be the currency of the LGBT community.

I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK. YES! I'M GAY AND I LOVE SERGEY! WOW! I'M GAY AND YOU ARE TOO! TOGETHER, WE ARE GAY LINKIES AND NOTHING CAN STOP US!

I'M GAY! AND I LOVE TO SAY IT! I'M GAY, I'M GAY, I'M GAY AND I WORSHIP SERGEY! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK!

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!

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>>13196756
Sergey uakbar. Halal as fuck. Praise Al-Serg. Praise the prophet Moothammed.

AL FATWA ENA AL NOLINKERS

1000 VIRGINS EOY

LINKBIR!!!!!!!!!!!!