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the names NYN
NOT nazrin!!!!!
edition
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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>>13178079

>> No.13184087
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>>13184079
>mfw sp500 will hit $3300 in 2019

>> No.13184089
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>>13184078
Sell everything?
Recession imminent?

Chance for cheapies?

>> No.13184097

YVR + PLUG

match made in heaven

>> No.13184102
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REFR mooning

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>>13184087

>> No.13184112

my friends in smart meals general, i have a question:
i ran out of oats, but want some oatmeal
i have coarse bulgar
think that would make a good substitute?

>> No.13184120

>>13184089
It's chance for cheapies this time. They'll try to QE their way out of recession again, it'll work for some time causing more troubles. That's when we fall so hard market won't be full of cheapies anymore. It's going to be full of priceless shit

>> No.13184123
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13184123

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

KO dividend comes today and it brings the first of this year's with the increase.

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>>13184102

http://www.smartglass.com/news/vision-systems-research-frontiers-bring-together-combined-resources-spd-smart-light-control-industry-produce-aerospace-industrys-highest-performing-electronically-dimmab/

>> No.13184130

>>13184112
>wants oatmeal
nobody actually wants oatmeal... stop making shit up.

>> No.13184139
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Just buy it!

>> No.13184141

i didn't know what to do so i just sat on my money today<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F641;</div>

>> No.13184146
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13184146

how can dividend be friend when give me not even 5 dolla >:(

>> No.13184149

>>13184141
better than losing your ass on GLD

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Seriously hope ya'll bought the REFR bottom

>> No.13184154
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>>13184141
TSLA

>> No.13184158

>>13184112
cement powder works best

>> No.13184160

>>13184141
It's not even lunchtime! Throw some cash at the market, just look at all that green! Best time in the world to buy, ride the SPY up to 300, risk-free!

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>>13184120
Are you saying... these are already cheapies?

>> No.13184179

>>13184087
based and greenpilled

>> No.13184190

>>13184169
IDK I'm just naive guy with profitable Lyft puts. I expect something around double December dip cheapie.

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>>13184123
>>13184123
The best companies that pay dividends are vice companies (alcohol & tobacco).

LONG $MO $KO $BUD $SBUX $BF.B

>> No.13184206

>>13184146
because you continue to reinvest, buy more shares, then reinvest the higher dividend to buy even more shares while the dividend continues to increase and outpace inflation where you use the increase to buy even more shares and then boom - compounding interest makes you a millionaire

>> No.13184217

>>13184146
>GE
oh no no no

>> No.13184220

>>13184199
i have MO, KO, SBUX and TAP because I drink Coors Light and not Bud Light

>> No.13184231

>>13184130
what are you talking about
i love oats
theyre super quick and healthy
and cheaper than dirt, but its snowy and i dont wanna walk to the store rn

>>13184158
good tip
liked & subbed

>> No.13184247

YOU’LL COWARDS DON’T EVEN SMOKE CRACK.
POST lN 3 THREADS OR YOU’LL COWARD

>> No.13184258

>>13184247
goddamn this sites gay
autoblocks the ascii viper

>> No.13184266

I´m sitting on 10k, what do I invest in.

>> No.13184268
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>>13184247

>> No.13184273

>>13184146
AAPL gave you a valentine's gift! don't be an ingrate.

>> No.13184276
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>>13184266
invest in elon-chan

>> No.13184285

>>13184266
LYFT

>> No.13184291

>>13184266
Something called "inversion bonds"
inversion cash also good.

Inversion BTC is very speculative, don't do without diversity

>> No.13184292

Zerohedge seething
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-03-31/millennial-gamblers-robinhood-btfd-boeing-stock-3rd-week

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>>13184087
with the speed of start of the year, it was calculated to hit 5000. altought some might call that unrealistic

>> No.13184307
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>>13184268
more like this desu

>> No.13184311
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>>13184300
Anything goes in the Golden Bull

>> No.13184314

These fucking dicks are going to smash strait through gold's support pussy.

>> No.13184324

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>13184307
waste of singles
this thread will autosage faster for this stupid shit.

>> No.13184328
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13184328

$REFR

Guess what roof is going on the new Tesla?

https://insideevs.com/tesla-model-y-panoramic-glass-roof-video/

https://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=32065069

AGP eGlass supplies autoglass for Tesla. Why were they tweeting #REFR so much the past couple weeks? Put two and two together

JH, CEO of REFR hasn't said anything official yet due to legal reasons, but pretty much hinted the rumors were true.

Also news out this morning

>>13184125

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>>13184314
Don't worry about it

>> No.13184339

Rolled 3 (1d6)

1-5 = crab
6 = red eod

>> No.13184355
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>>13184328
wow nobody here knew that already

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Kellogg finally sold Keebler
those fools

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<span class="fortune" style="color:#f51c6a">

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again[/spoiler]

>> No.13184387

>>13184377
welp haven't seen this since I was back on /b/ about 5-7 years ago

>> No.13184418

>>13184328
>Even Elon's swag couldn't save it

>> No.13184429
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>>13184363
me love these things
eat 100s of them monthly

half of all stock profits goes to them

>> No.13184440

Should I hold my TSLA call tonight or just sell now? I'm up 50 percent, expires June. Thanks.

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>>13184324
>this thread will autosage faster for this stupid shit.
wat?

>>13184387
more like 12

>> No.13184449
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>>13184363
wow they're divesting ALL their cookies? Girl scouts and whatever "famous amos" is too

>> No.13184452

>>13184440
ditch enough to cover cost avg and gamble the rest

>> No.13184474

>>13184452
I only have 1 contact. I either sell or keep it for maximum greed.

>> No.13184491

>>13184474
in that case sell

>> No.13184502

>>13184474
sell

>> No.13184509
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>>13184449
why do zoomies have such trash taste in foodstuff

>> No.13184510

>>13184429
gross white chocolate

>>13184449
no more girl scouts or FRUIT SNACKS, every kids favorite part of lunchbox

>> No.13184515
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>>13184328
>partnership details soon

>> No.13184516

>>13184449
famous amos is based bruh
imma fite u

>> No.13184521
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13184521

things are going too well today
how red are we going to b tomorrow

>> No.13184530
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>>13184510
uncultured fool
its coconut

>> No.13184540

>>13184521
i have an ISIS beheading webm w out sound that can be posted here but i dont wanna get permad desu

>> No.13184549

>>13184521
tomorrow I'm guessing flat, without any unexpected news

>> No.13184551

>>13184521
>how red are we going to b tomorrow
You guys will be donating blood and selling organs, I'll be driving one of my lambos to the pier to board my new yacht.

>> No.13184568
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>>13184530
and mainly just vegetable oil lmao

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>LYFT

Who bought that POS at open on Friday?

>> No.13184580

Redpill me on stop loss orders.
I often try to set a stop loss when I've made a decent profit, but want to keep holding so that if it starts going down, I can still keep a little bit of the profit.
Every time I set one the price crashes right past my stop loss and my purchase price and my shares get sold for a loss.
Am I getting bogged, is robinhood just shit like I expect, or am I just retarded? I guess I could help this by just taking profits sooner, but some times it should make sense to hold.

>> No.13184587

>>13184574
disgruntled uber customers?

>> No.13184591

>>13184502
>>13184491
Thanks for the good advice. I think that's the only sane choice. I was secretly hoping for an amateur TSLA analyst to convince me that musk's rap about harambe was a good sign for deliveries last quarter. But oh well, time to sell.

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13184593

Hope you guys didn't buy PLUG instead of REFR

>> No.13184601
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>>13184530
just as bad

>> No.13184607

>>13184206
...after 50 years

>> No.13184614

>>13184443
h-has it been that long?

>> No.13184621

Just bought the DF dip we're going to 3 again Guaranteed

>> No.13184622

>>13184593
Wow this much gains just for shilling a P&D on the chans?

>> No.13184629

>>13184580
you can set multiple stop loss orders.
for example 25% of shares at a price 5% below current, another 50% of shares at a price 9% below current, the last 25% of shares at a price 12% below current price.
Just an example.
The real issue with RH is that if you have those SL orders set, if you want to limit or market sell you have to cancel the SL order(s) to free up the ability to sell the other shares

>> No.13184631

>>13184591
it is good news dude
do you think elon-chan would have time to shitpost about a gorilla if tesla was doing poorly

>> No.13184646

>>13184622

--->

>>13184125
>>13184328

>> No.13184647

>>13184580
using a stop loss can be an inelegant way of managing risk but it is a useful feature under the right circumstances. If you're getting stopped out too much it's not robinhood's fault, you need to make sure your stops are at levels you're happy with.

>> No.13184663

>>13184607
compounding interest works faster than that. I should reach one million in investments within the next 10 years. 30 years if I do nothing, 10 years if I continue to invest properly

>> No.13184673

s&p 500 ATH EOW

>> No.13184676

So glad I liquidated my portfolio last week. I'm okay with missing a few percent gains for an opportunity to buy the -50% bottom. Look at the euphoria and "new paradigm" nonsense in this thread. It reminds me of Bitcoin at its peak. Economy is a bubble that cannot be sustained for much longer.

>> No.13184680

>>13184631
Yeah...or he realized he had no hope 2 days before the deadline and yolo'd.

>> No.13184692

>>13184614
yes

>> No.13184695
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>>13184079
Greetings /biz/. I downloaded Robinhood and started messing around with penny stocks, not having any real idea about what I'm doing except what I see here and on YouTube. Bought a couple pharma stocks (JAGX, TROV, EVOK) on Monday having heard they'd have FDA trials of new drugs today, which would drive the prices up, and just sold today. Plus a random share of Office Depot that I got free for signing up with the app. All told, I started with 13.50 and currently have 13.93. How did I do?

>> No.13184722

>>13184695
did you learn anything from the experience

>> No.13184726
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HOLY HECKIES GUYS
FREE BLOOMIN ONION TODAY!!!!

>> No.13184751

>>13184695
lmao what a waste of time
you’re better off picking up change like pendulum

>> No.13184758

>>13184726
>me not allowed at outbackies now for again
Nuuuuuuu
X_X

>> No.13184777

Throw more powder at GLD calls, they just drop even lower...

>> No.13184780
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>>13184758
what did you do to the great Outback to deserve this banishment?

>> No.13184790

>>13184726
those things are so disgustingly salty tho

>> No.13184791

30% profit on Lyft puts. Mmmm tempting

>> No.13184814

>>13184777
reminds me of that one time i was long TLT and got dumped on by chinks

>> No.13184817

>>13184780
Managurr say me raep and slap
How can she slap?

>> No.13184824

>>13184777
you played right into grichkas hand
you saw the red and thought it was a cheapie on this golden bull day

>> No.13184850

>>13184190
You do realize CBOE hasn't actually begun trading of Lyft options, right?

>> No.13184857

>>13184824
why is gold crashing tho is the question
or more importantly, why is the dollar spiking?

>> No.13184864

>>13184291
What are you talking about

>> No.13184883

Lads... I might end it today.

>> No.13184887

>>13184864
is just shitposting lad

>> No.13184888

>>13184850
Euro power mathafakaaaa.
Mountain Jews already rolled out June calls 90 and September puts 70. If you can trade Swiss niggers exchanges you can buy them too.

>> No.13184894

>>13184857
Cause no one wants to pay 1300 a rock
SOYB master race

>> No.13184895

1 like = 1 point uptick on S&P

>> No.13184916

stock boomers: "investing in crypto is investing in a program that may not even work in the future!"

also stock boomers: "lyft is a good investment even though it's a 'company' that subsidizes its service through venture capital money and has admitted that its current model is permanently unsustainable, essentially being a ponzi scheme where new money is necessary to keep the subsidization going"

biotech boomers:"betting thousands of dollars on a binary FDA approval event isn't gambling!! they're SCIENTISTS!!! ITS SCIENCE!!!"

jfl

>> No.13184923
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>>13184888
>Swiss niggers
reported to the EU office of wrongthink for review of racist content

>> No.13184947

>>13184916
no one that bought LYFT at 87 had any chance anyways
who the fuck is gambling on biotech memes anyways?
plenty of vol in the market

>> No.13184990

>>13184947
if you "invest" in penny stock biotech you are literally gambling on whether they get approved or not; volume doesn't matter because the stock generally moves too fast afterhours for any stop losses to work

>> No.13185014

>>13184916
>jfl
I'm not into zoomer dialogue, please explain

>> No.13185035

>Disney is on a motherfucking tear
>I want to buy it anyways
Am I a retarded? Do you ever buy stocks on the way up like this? Without any pullback?

Historically Disney usually pulls back hard around now, spring/summer

But the streaming service and summer line up make me think that window has closed.

>> No.13185053

BGB up 2% wtf

>> No.13185063

>>13184990
>if you "invest" in penny stock biotech
stopped there
no one who matters "invests" in a biotech

>> No.13185085

>>13184292
Seething is the name of the game on ZH. I seriously don't know how people can continue to hawk gold as the only safe haven in troubled times. Then they bloo bloo about governments controlling the price of gold as if it were a surprise.

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ALT

>> No.13185112

>>13184574
MY buddies all bought at open averaging a whopping 82 DOLLARS and man are they pissed, one is already talking with an attorney the rich little shit. How stupid do you have to be to jump into a profitless company at anything above 5 dollars.
UBER is gonna price at 40 or 30 and that will be the smartest move ever after this fiasco I'm just waiting on puts itll be 40 by end of week at this point

>> No.13185115

My portfolio will be green today<span class="fortune" style="color:#d302a7">

Your fortune: Godly Luck[/spoiler]

>> No.13185118

>>13185091
This is what a future melanoma patient looks like

>> No.13185123

Give me good gun stocks that aren't ruger

>> No.13185135

>>13185115
Share?

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13185148

Here are proofs of Swiss puts on perspective American start-up day after IPO
>>13184923
Swiss niggers aren't even eu, the fuck you implying

>> No.13185151

>>13185118
This is what my future sex slave will look like

>> No.13185157

>>13185135
Unironically REFR and PHIO gave me the pig push today but PHIO is a shit<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F438;</div>

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>>13185123
AOBC is better, there aren't too many publicly traded gun companies though

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Only been buying for the last 6 months or so, $2k~ or so a month I purchase. Will I be making it in less than a boomer tier 40+ years? Im not looking to work more than another 15-20....

>> No.13185182
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>>13185151

>> No.13185194

>>13185169

>AOBC
>no divvy

Criminal

>> No.13185211
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13185211

What's a cheap, monthly divvy stock that's in the shitter? Everything I have my eye on is bullish and I need a dip to buy

>> No.13185227

Damn drinking boones farm wine when there's that entire bar behind him. He must have really fucked up. That's the most depressing image I've ever seen.

>> No.13185233

>>13185112
>MY buddies all bought at open averaging a whopping 82 DOLLARS

I learned my lesson with TME. Bought that day one, within the first month crashed. never again.

This hipster POS will crash to 50.

>> No.13185236

>>13185211
CLDT just creeps along the 18-22 range.

>> No.13185275

>>13185211
Don't know about monthly, but JNJ is down .49%

>> No.13185276

>>13185014
just fake love
Learned that one from my ex wife.

>> No.13185287

>>13185275
I said cheap, that's <$20 for me

>> No.13185306

HOLY HECKIES
ITS HAPPENING
THEY ACTUALLY GIVING ME BLOOMIN ONION FOR FREE

THIS BEST DAY OF LIFE

>> No.13185338

>>13185091
>red "tan"
>chola makeup
>chola haircut
That's gonna be a yikes from me, dawg.

>> No.13185349

>>13184817
That's Australia for ya
They not some limp wrists beta
Theyll knock ya in tha gabber

>>13184790
Just like me shorts

>>13184568
Your mostly veggie juice :(

>> No.13185353

>>13185148
Ok my excuse is I haven't slept much. Puts are German like I was saying before this confusion.
>>13185211
Checked MORL and APLE yesterday. Look at Aple div history.

>> No.13185361

GPRO down .15 since made puts but puts down 15%
Options are bs

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>>13184568
>>13185349
>Your mostly veggie juice :(
Haha rekted.

>> No.13185375

>>13184429
maybe if you didn't eat junk you would feel better.

>> No.13185377

HOLY FUCK JUST CHECKED THE MARKETS AFTER I GOT HOME, HOW DID WE BREAK 26,000? WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? I thought I was RETARDED for putting in money last week.

>> No.13185379

ATNM is finally mooning!!

>> No.13185383

>>13185211
All those pay dividends? Buying cheap dividend stocks that might have a chance to moon at any given time is a really interesting strategy I never thought of.

>> No.13185393

>>13185377
GOLDEN BULL

>> No.13185409

>>13185383
All those pay fat dividends every month. I bought MORL during the December dip and just sold it a few minutes ago for a 15% profit in addition to the couple bucks worth of dividends they paid during that time.

>>13185353
Are you pointing me to the fact that they go ex tomorrow or something else?

>> No.13185411
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>>13185353
>Puts are German
ha
got you now
pls stay where you are and do not attempt to escape. the police will be there shortly to remove you

>> No.13185416

IS THIS YOUR CARD?!

>>13185377
>leaving the home during market hours
NGMI<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x2665;&#xFE0F;</div>

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>>13185349
>Your mostly veggie juice :(
I think you'll find I'm mostly off-brand energy drinks and nicotine extract. Also SPY close above 285 y/n?

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i buy some blini

>> No.13185597
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>>13185155

THIS FUCKING NIGGA BOUGHT 40kWORTH OF LYFT AT 79!! LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH

>> No.13185622

>>13185597
I wish I was this cool

>> No.13185651
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13185651

Guys what the fuck is wrong with McDonalds and Coke?

Is it recession related? Shouldn't those do well regardless of a recession?

>>13185564
Based

>> No.13185678

>>13185651
market is half way preparing for a recession and half way taking out loans to invest

>> No.13185679

fdgs

>> No.13185683

>>13185678
wre

>> No.13185685

>>13185651
food stocks follow the income/bond market

>> No.13185693

Is it over for bear bros? This reminds me of December 26

>> No.13185701

>>13185685<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F602;</div>

>> No.13185703

k

>> No.13185708

>>13185597
Why do people do this with IPOs? You know the price is going to spazz out for several days in all directions. There's no way to employ any strategy other than day trading it.

>> No.13185711

>>13185693
Bears have the next two years to feast if they position properly. Bulls getting euphoric over a few months is pretty short-sighted.

>> No.13185713

wret

>> No.13185716

>>13185708
boomers feel like they missed the facebook ipo train and are desperate

>> No.13185717

>>13185711
Bulls have been correctly euphoric for literally 100 years

lmao

>> No.13185718

sdty

>> No.13185722

dtry

>> No.13185728

>>13185651
There are large groups of people who are saying McDonald's and Coke are bad for you. The mindless slave drones that are responsible for giving up their shekels in exchange for crap are being manipulated into buying organic, gluten free crap that costs twice as much because of their increased disposable shekels. The real question is why aren't people with some serious cash buying gold? What the fuck has happened to gold over the past week?

>> No.13185729

>>13185708
my buddy knows I trade and suggested I go all in on Lyft because "everybody uses them and they're such a new service" kek. He also told me to invest in drones, just in general

>> No.13185739

>>13185693
Bear time will come when the time is right.<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F603;</div>

>> No.13185748
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13185748

who /daytrader/ here

>> No.13185754
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13185754

holy ... just sold everything and put my money in crypto. i'm finna be rich!!

>> No.13185758

>>13185729
Drones are probably a good idea. I haven't found a company involved that i'm interested in yet though.

>> No.13185777

PLANET 13 BUSTING THROUGH TO NEW HIGH OF DAY

GOGOGOGOGOGOGO<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F603;</div>

>> No.13185788

>>13185758
Interesting. What is something that every drone needs? Battery? Electric motors? How do you long drones?

>> No.13185790

>>13185728
This is nothing new... is it finally getting to the flyover states that liquid calories and salted fried potatoes are best consumed occasionally at most?

>> No.13185792

>>13185777
what the fuck is planet 13?

>> No.13185797

>>13185788
long semiconductors and shit mayne

electronic stuff

>> No.13185809

>>13185777
Nevermind. It got busted back to the bull flag range in 30 seconds.

>> No.13185821

>>13185792
Weed retail outlet in Vegas. They have a fancy fountain.

>> No.13185839

>>13185790
no the fly over state guys aren't eating at McDonald's because they want to be sure that their potatoes are Idaho potatoes and not pre-potatoes from Mexico and/or Canada. As for Coca-cola they didn't like the advertisement that was cramming diversity down their throats that was played during the big hand-egg sporting event.

>> No.13185847

>>13185716
Facebook IPO was worst IPO in history

It opened up at 40 and dropped to 17

>> No.13185862

Quick please post the best div stocks for long term. Thanks.

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>>13184079
what the fuck

>> No.13185866

>>13185862
Plug

Yvr

>> No.13185871

>>13184629
Thanks, that sounds like a good strategy. I need to remember it isn't all or nothing.
>>13184647
I don't think I'm setting them too high, if that's what you're saying. How much lower than my stop price should I expect thing to sell for? I was wondering if they were slow at executing the order which led to selling at a much lower price.

>> No.13185880

>>13185863
My BA is now profitable!<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F603;</div>

>> No.13185889

>>13185880
how the fuck though?
i mean, i'm not complaining. bought it at 372, but how the fuck is it up so damn high?

>> No.13185901

Word around the refineries is this week's oil numbers are going to make last week's oil numbers look like a 4.5% fed rate.

>> No.13185908

>>13185889
>bought at $372
>how is it up so high
>at $391
Fucking boomers lmfao

>> No.13185939

test<div class="like-perk-cnt"><img alt="" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/skeletons/15.gif"></div>

>> No.13185955
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>Q4 2018 had the worst decline in stocks since the Great Recession
>Q1 2019 had the best growth since 1998

What the fuck is happening here?

>> No.13185968

>>13185955
Dead cat bounce.

>> No.13185977

>>13185955
Best start to the new year in 20 years? Sounds like the economy must be really strong and in a great spot.

Hey crystal ball, what's gold going to do to me when I hold these options overnight?<span class="fortune" style="color:#e7890c">

Your fortune: Good Luck[/spoiler]

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>>13185955
Manipulation. Just ride it anyway with voo or vti.

>> No.13185994

>>13185977
Good luck? WTF is that supposed to mean!

>> No.13186028

>>13185968
But on that scale generally means the U.S economy was contracting. We had two weeks of huge consecutive declines in the markets and compared to the past this would mean the economy was entering a recession.

>> No.13186029

>>13185955
The power players rotate their money from sector to sector and take from the impoverished boomer class whilst they do so desu

>> No.13186031

>Just bought 1 (ONE) share of MACDOWNALDS

Wait, does RH not have dividend reinvestment? What the fuck? I would much rather have those tiny fractions of MCD stock... Fuck RH

Schwab's $5 transaction fees are starting to almost look worth it.

>>13185994
Your luck, it is good. Why would that upset you?

>> No.13186039
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13186039

ADMA is pumping, tomorrow is approval date who all in? Who watching? Not sure but it looks like 50/50 unlike REPH which was just fucking retarded

>> No.13186058

>>13186031
I know how these magic 8-ball things work, they're the most sarcastic pieces of shit and you're supposed to crack them open and drink the fluid if you really want to understand the future.

>> No.13186059

>>13185693
Yes. All green days from here on out! Make sure you buy in at the ATH and push this market to places its never seen before!

>> No.13186063

IF YOU DONT OWN AT LEAST 100 SHARES OF VTI JUST GET OUT

>> No.13186067

>>13186039
>Expecting a drug approved for IV use to be approved for oral use
>retarded

It might've been oral to IV, I can't remember.

>> No.13186080

>CNBC is pumping the fuck out of Acorn
wtf? why? Why not stash?
I thought zoomers were using stash?

>> No.13186084

>>13185717
Even bears know the market will grow eventually... this 10 year bull market is too much though.

>> No.13186106

>>13186067
It got denied for a bad label. That’s retarded.

>> No.13186129
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T Stock is moving ever higher. Aren't you glad you bought during the last drop when it was $27 a pop? So now we witness the Rise of T and his Return to Dominance. After all how can you stop him now; he kicked the Govt in the nut sack after all. We kick back and enjoy the Fat Divvy as we watch T slaughter all who try to stop him and watch his stock price edge up ever higher. Sure he may have a slight pull back every now and again; don't let it bother your ass none. That's when you buy the dip!. He will be there for you for when your an old man. Your only concern will be what to do with all that Divvy Payout you get.

>> No.13186138

>>13186084
what are you talking about? The bull market has only gone on for 3 months
10 more years coming right up

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>>13186059
Golden bull forever.

>> No.13186197

This sucks, I hope do something like fucking announce a surprise rate hike tomorrow just to fuck with the markets a little bit. I'm just watching gold drop like a brick while the indexes are all walking around with raging erections.

>> No.13186202

>>13186129
I got on the /T/eat at 30.81, am I going to make it?

>> No.13186212

>ftw all indexes are super green and you're barely even on the day

>> No.13186257

>>13186212
Abandon the SPY, Volatility is back in the menu boys.

>> No.13186269

>>13186031
Is this correct? RH can't into DRIP?

>> No.13186283

PLANET 13 PUMPING AGAIN

>> No.13186344
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Buy the dip on SPTL and EDV
My USO calls are up 100% but still down 20%. They expire Friday so I'll probably sell tomorrow and rebuy a month from now

>> No.13186359

>>13186197
>>13186257
Just blindly keep buying oil calls!

>> No.13186382

>>13186359
I was out on the road this weekend and I didn't see one fucking person on the road. Everything was empty. It was like I was driving through the 1800s there were people on bikes, and people on horses. Oil is kill.

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>>13186031
Yeah, I'm moving my dividend investment to M1 for that reason. I'm not buying dividend stocks im not planning on holding long term much anyways, so it's just a much better option for me. Currently 67 percent in real estate divies with the last 33 split between T and Verizon.

>> No.13186439

>>13186129
I got in at $29 I didnt expect these gains so soon

>> No.13186453
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ALT

>> No.13186464

>>13186453
Pump and dump garbage

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>>13186382
Should my lottery ticket this week be puts on oil, silver or calls on VXXB?

>> No.13186494

Best penny stock broker for someone living in the UK with a small account? Interactive Brokers is out of reach. I tried E Toro but their stocks are very limited

>> No.13186497

>>13186464
The chick and the stock.

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gimme EOD 286 pump

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>>13186039
I sold half my LPTX shares and put it towards ADMA. Only 20 percent of my portfolio now, but I'm hoping for the best on it desu. Gotten burned by biotechs too often.

Anybody know the time when we will know?

>> No.13186535

>>13186476
yes

>> No.13186540

>>13186525
Cost averaging down on LPTX and VSTM right now.

Just bought some more VSTM, thinking about trimming leap and then adding when it drops.

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13186573

No one here bought lyft right. Nothing exciting about taxis... right?

Also, you bulls are out of control... get ready for your hangover this week.

>> No.13186583

>>13186540
I don't think leap is doing anything anytime soon. If you're looking to hop back in between now and a few weeks, sure you can. (I don't have the catalyst calendar in front of me right now). I cut mine in half for now, still was up 5 percent.

I'm more interested in seeing if ADMA will take me to the moon tomorrow so well see what happens. I'll set a reasonable stop loss in case I'm not paying attention though.

>> No.13186589

>>13186464
>Calling this a P&D on a board known for buying P&D

So? You don't want $$$?

>> No.13186591

>>13186573
overvalued overpriced datamining garbage stock
unless you have the fucking IPO shares then it is pointless to invest in it, expect it to be about $10 by end of this month

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13186601

Loosens belt...

>> No.13186604

>>13186535
Fuck it, I'll buy USO puts tomorrow because it's the most liquid of the bunch

>> No.13186649

>>13186540
VSTM is just sad when the whole market is green.

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Made some shekels today from MSFT calls and got some leftover money. Tell me what will moon or tank tomorrow so I can be rich.

>> No.13186681

At least gold should have a nice bump tomorrow once everybody's cocaine wears off..<div class="like-perk-cnt"><div style="text-align:right"><img alt="" width="32" height="32" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/temp/verified.png"></div></div>

>> No.13186702

>>13186651
gold will see some upside, that or it's going to stay flat/continue its falling trend.

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oooh that pump over 286

>> No.13186710

>>13186702
AUY or IIPR?

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13186720

FUCK MY LIFE I'M JUST BUYING CALLS ON QQQ
GOLDEN BULL DUDE LMAO

>> No.13186729

FUCKING GOLD STOP!!!! REEEE!!!!!!

>> No.13186731

>>13184079<div class="like-perk-cnt"><img alt="" width="160" height="160" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/xmashat.gif"></div>

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RATSU I'M CRASHING YOUR GOLDEN BULL NOW AND FOREVER
IT'S OVER

>> No.13186736
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13186736

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .28%, still underexposed to the market but a good day nonetheless. Team mini, remember to like comment and subscribe

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>>13186736
greeen day

>>13186734
Is that So

>> No.13186757

>>13186736
>Team mini
Disgusting, Team PB for Lyfe!

>> No.13186762

>>13186736
Lost 50% on GLD after. What kind of Aussie shitpost is this, we're supposed to go to chilies when the market closes not Outback.<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x2714;&#xFE0F;</div>

>> No.13186764

MY $BND FUND NOOOOOO

up $5k otherwise

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>>13186736
Absolutely JUST down 1.7% on all my bond positions
Buying QQQ calls tomorrow specifically to end this bull run
>>13186754
Yes. It's over. Monthly positions will be initiated at some point tomorrow. It's time to go short ratsu, I'm in contact with the bogs.

>> No.13186776
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13186776

>Losing money in a bull market

>>13186649
>>13186583
I can't tell if I'm throwing money away anymore.
Biotech is weird.

>>13186736
TEAM MINI FOREVER
UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F40C;</div>

>> No.13186787

AH dropping like a rock, crash tomorrow confirmed<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F4A2;</div>

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>>13186771
spx actually didnt complete the theoretical right shoulder yet until 2872, large specs gonna pump it still

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>>13186754
>>13186771
Just kidding I won't have options buying power till the 5th.
Prepare yourself ratsu, the golden bull will be slaughtered

>> No.13186815

>>13186799
this is the new Pop team epic special referencing rkg btw

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>>13186799
SPY still going to reach 300 EOY?

>> No.13186825

>>13186736
Down .66%. Fucking cnat pumping for no reason

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>>13186801
remember to wear a beanie and hold your cell phone flashlight in one hand and a knife in the other when you buy your calls or your spell won't work

>> No.13186835

>>13186129
So now I just sit back and wait. For the next mega dip to take place. I don't really care if it takes a few months. I'm pulling down 1 whole T share for free as it is now thanks to Drip. While I just wait I stock pile my cash and keep it on hand. Ready to go to buy a shit pot more of T when the time is at hand. Why pay Commission fees @ 4.95 a pop for every few shares you gobble up when you can just bide your time and your dough and buy a big shitload in one go? Do it the easy way and wait till Tax Time is at hand. Then you get a big Cash Pile all in one clean transaction man.

>> No.13186836

I just had a great idea, what if they keep the likes and then you can filter the posts by likes so you can disregard all the shitty unliked posts? And we can only have threads with verified tripfag OPs?<div class="like-perk-cnt"><div style="text-align:right"><img alt="" width="32" height="32" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/temp/verified.png"></div></div>

>> No.13186838
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13186838

Best penny stock broker for someone living in the UK with a small account?

>> No.13186842
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>>13186823
Its going higher than that this year

>> No.13186843
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>>13185151
Based

>> No.13186850

>>13186601
Didn't he say they might not raise rates at all this year?

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>>13186736
>you

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>>13186843
I'm actually good friends with the two tranners in this picture. I share a discord server with them for the past 2 years lel
>>13186830
Thanks for the tip! Now >>13186842 doesn't stand a chance

>> No.13186904

>>13186776
I'm addicted to losing money on biotechs. Nvax really turned me on, I'm a sick fuck I like a quick buck

>> No.13186906

>>13186525
Morning, better than after hours REPH the fucking faggots
Good luck

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>>13186861
Team peep is actually my favorite, but I was sorted into team mini. You can't escape fate.
I know most people hate the april fools events (this years kind of sucks) but I loved the princesses

>> No.13186940

>>13186921
wtf is this shit? can some one explain?<div class="like-perk-cnt"><div style="text-align:right"><img alt="" width="32" height="32" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/temp/verified.png"></div></div>

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>>13186940
don't you remember last year's april fools event? Everyone got a random team named after a candy and competed to fill up a dumb bar. The personified teams were really cute

>> No.13186969
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>>13186940
Last year's April Fool's joke.

>> No.13186998

>>13186965
Oh I don't usually come here on the weekends. Probably why I don't remember it.<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F641;</div>

>> No.13186999

>>13186921
I live in the same neighborhood as the Peep factory. Last year was a weird time.

>> No.13187001

>>13186900
>trannies
>on discord
NO WAY?!
DISCORD IPO WHEN

>> No.13187007

>>13186998
You're here literally every weekend<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F4AF;</div>

>> No.13187025

>>13186906
Before market open or during?

>> No.13187026

>>13186999
I put a peep in my microwave last year and posted the result to snap chat. It was totally not worth the clean up

>> No.13187039

>>13187007
Well I mean I do get blackout drunk every weekend, so that could also be why I don't remember it.

>> No.13187068

>>13187001
They recently started transitioning with pills and their mental state is becoming unstable.
Discord won't be profitable because 50% of their user base with kill themselves in the next 6 months

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>>13187039
>get blackout drunk and go on 4chan
Mate I mean this is as a friend

The long term brain damage and short term opportunity cost is real

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13187092

I just broke through six figures with today's bull rally, senpai.

We're all gonna make it after all. :D

>> No.13187101

>>13187092<span class="fortune" style="color:#bac200">

Your fortune: Average Luck[/spoiler]

>> No.13187183

>>13187092
congrats kohai
we're all gonna make it

>> No.13187195

shorting this market

>> No.13187210

>>13187092
Reminder that unrealized gains aren’t truly gains.

Good job tho semmpai
That should make a nice down payment on the car that’ll get the cute girl to look your way. Now just gotta make enough to keep up with the payments!

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>muh yield curve inversion

>> No.13187226

>>13187069
>unironically posting "wash thine penor"
wew

>> No.13187248

>>13187226
the average 4chan poster needs to be told to empty their piss jugs so I think peterson is ok

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>>13187248
his critiques of "postmodernism" are disingenuous, it's easy to see through if you have any experience with the history and ideology surrounding continental philosophy and critical theory

>> No.13187290

>>13187269
i agree, shallow and pedantic

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13187304

Well GE is on the Rise. He busted the $10 dollar mark so all is well. Give him some time to still grow and he'll be back knocking at the $30 door. Aren't you ashamed you didn't have faith and bought his cheap ass at the $7 price point?

Just look at that Profit you've let slip away. Don't worry none, you still got time to redeem yourself some. Just wait till the next dip, then strike before the recovery hits.

>> No.13187323

>>13187304
I bought at $15 like a fool but soon I'll start collecting those sweet dividends again.

>> No.13187330

Whats the best way to prepare for a looming recession? I only have 50% of my money in the market currently. I feel like we have a huge recession coming.

>> No.13187337

>>13187248
>the average 4chan poster needs to be told to empty their piss jugs
no u

>> No.13187341

>>13184079
If tails you should exit the boomer market because /smg/ will be full of pink wojaks entirety of 2019 and 2020<div class="like-perk-cnt"><b style="font-size: 14px">Coin Flip: Tails</b></div>

>> No.13187343

>>13187337
thanks for the reminder anon

>> No.13187366

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>13187341
if dubs and >90 you're wrong and we golden bull forever.

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>>13186736

Fantastic day. +5% with some profit on that locked in.

>> No.13187378

>>13187366
>>13187341
welp I hope gold moons tomorrow.

>> No.13187396

>>13187330
Buy govt bonds, inverse etfs, govt bond etfs. Someone suggested yesterday shorting junk bond funds.

>> No.13187397

>>13187378
Gold needs to dump so I can buy more for a cheap price

>> No.13187419

>>13187397
During the last recession Gold and Silver crashed initially before rising to new heights. But there's no guarantee that will become a pattern.

>> No.13187433

>>13187304
Buy his cheap ass while you still can. You'll be drowning in Fat Divvy Payouts when they reinstate the Divvy to it's former glory my man. So much Free Profit coming to you it'll make you sick, almost like winning the Lotto in your state. Why between Him and T you won't have to worry about shit just what to do with all that free time you've got once you retire from your job. Course if you've got the time you could do it one better, just let all that free profit sit and earn interest while you go to work and smile on the inside knowing you could quit anytime. Retire once you've hit the mark and get three checks each month.

>> No.13187463

>>13187396
Which bonds are junk?

>>13187290
>>13187269
>muh jewspiracy
This criticism is copypasta, right? Is it a 2-part meme like turn 360 and walk away?
Jews and libs HAAAATE Jurgdral Pendergast, while Fox News and the right love him.

>> No.13187468

>>13187396
Suggestions on some ETF's at Vanguard?

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>>13187269
>>13187290
I dislike Kermit, but quite frankly he's better than nothing on basic life advice for young men

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>>13187463
The most liquid junk etf is HYG
Buy FALN at the bottom

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are we big green tomorrow again

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>>13187478
God damn it stop posting her<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F641;</div>

>> No.13187509

>>13187463
>Which bonds are junk?
BB and below corporate bonds.

>Suggestions on some ETF's at Vanguard?
I've been using the mutual fund TGLMX and etf SDS for my own portfolio. Looking at Vanguard, VGLT and VGIT look like the best options for a recession.

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>>13187498
I keep qts on my computer and phone to motivate me to work out
Unironically works

>> No.13187526

>>13187509
SPTL is much better than vanguard's in terms of expense ratio. Track exactly the same.
EDV is peak gains

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>>13187515
On my way to the gym now, gonna do cardio on my rest day

But that other girl, you gotta stop posting her brother

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>>13187478
Personally can't wait until the showdown with zizek.

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>>13187546
Porque?
>>13187549
>Two psueds go to war

>> No.13187621

>>13187463
>>13187478
I like Jman, the other poster posted some stupid shit so I wanted to end the convo

>> No.13187638

new thread O_O?

>>13187634
>>13187634
>>13187634
>>13187634

>> No.13187750

>>13187515
I have a decently attractive girlfriend somehow, and she coerces me into going to the gym even though I don't really want to. Am I doing it right or doing it wrong?