sunday? kek

[Anonymous No.13178572]

*Orchestra plays*

W-w-wagieeee w-w-wagieeee,

w-w-wagie, w-w-wagie, w-w-wa-a-gie-ie-ie-ie

ie-ie-ie-ie

*Music changes*

Work, work, work all he does is work, work, work.

*Music changes*

Hello? Is it time you are looking for? I can see it in your eyes. I can see it from your cries. All you ever wanted, was for Mr. Shekelberg to be nice...

Dum, dum, dum, dum... Tududu tudu du

[Anonymous No.13178586]

>>13178572

[Anonymous No.13178587]

That's life,
That's what the wagies say,
They'll wage away in April,
Still waging in May

[Anonymous No.13178595]

[Anonymous No.13178596]

BUMP

[Anonymous No.13178620]

We need more neet memes

[Anonymous No.13178650]

Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?

You are fucking depressed, depressed, depressed, depressed making a rich Jew.

I've got a confession to make, you're a fool,
You need to become a NEET and start anew

[Anonymous No.13178653]

>>13178650
>>13178572
Tfw you've sunk so low in life that the only satisfaction you can get is pissing 'normal' people by pretending to be anything other than a drain on the economy, society, and anyone so unfortunate to have you as a family member

[Anonymous No.13178689]

I really have this insatiable urge to punch OP. Why does he think he has the audacity to demean the hardworking people of society. We don't work because we like to, but it's something we have to in order to pay the bills. We also have the decency and integrity to work for our money and hence not leech off the system, punk motherfucker. I ought to clock you one right in your eye.

[Anonymous No.13178701]

>>13178572

epic

[Anonymous No.13178704]

>>13178572
Now days everybody wanna talk
like they're not seething with rage
but nothin comes out when they move their lips
just a bunch of cope shit,
and motherwagies act like they forgot about
CAGE

[Anonymous No.13178708]

>>13178653
>>13178689
im starting to think these posts are made to be purposely laughed out

[Anonymous No.13178717]

She played a fiddle in an Irish band,
But she said she don't fuck with no wagie man

[Anonymous No.13178721]

>>13178653
>>13178689
OOOOHHHHH WAAAAAGGIIEEEEEEEEEEE

HEEERRREEEE WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE

Wheres my cute little wagie?

WAGGGGIIIEEE WHERE ARE YOU?

Who's a hungry boy? WAGIE!!!!

OH THERE HE IS!!!

Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!!

Who wants the money? Who wants the money?

You want it boy?

C'mon boy jump!

You almost got it that time wagie, jump one more time!

Jump higher wagie higher!

Ohhhh ok, you did good, here you go boy.

Go have a nap and we can play later.

[Anonymous No.13178747]

>OP

[Anonymous No.13178750]

Hate it or love it the based NEETs on top,
And he gon shine homie till wagies heart stops

Go ahead envy me, I'm your tax dollars MVP,
And I ain't going nowhere so you can get to know me

[Anonymous No.13178770]

>>13178747
JUMP HIGHER WAGIEEEE HIGHER!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.13178775]

>>13178747

Interior crocodile alligator
I drive a Chevrolet wagie tears creator

[Anonymous No.13178796]

>>13178572
>Oh! Hey there wagie! You almost didn't see me there. You almost bruised my delicate tum-tum.
Wh-Wha... YOU?! What are you doing here?! You never leave your house!
>Oh didn't you know, wagie? My dear daddums owns these stores.
EH?!
>You see wagie, you're always going on about how great it is to be a wagecuck despite my mockeries, so I wanted to see what all the hullabaloo was about and asked my dear daddums to give me a job here and he made me the new assistant manager under him.
N-No... Oh fuck me please no...
>And I must say, you were right. It is satisfying to be a wagecuck. Sitting around all day playing with my gameyboy, telling people what to do and eating fresh tendies... Oh yes, my daddums lets me eat all the tendies I want from the store.
Please Please Please...
>I just wanted to let go of my pride and say sorry wagie, you were absolutely right. Wagecuckery is fulfilling. Strangely some of the bad stories you told us on the board about this place are completely untrue. I guess you were just joking eh? Why when I told daddums those funny stories you told me, he could just not believe it either. You should've seen him turning a funny red color and getting steamy, he looked like he was gonna burst with laughter! Oh yeah he wants to talk with you later.
Oh lord please no...
>Speaking of daddums, wagie, he put me in charge of re-evaluating your performance for the week, so you're gonna have to do whatever I say. Won't it be fun wagie? Incidentally I spilled a little peepee poopoo on aisle 5. Go clean that up will you?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.13178808]

>>13178770
>>13178775

I make $35 an hour to sit in my house and remote access into my job to write SQL queries and occasionally throw together piss easy test scripts for 8 hours a day in my pajamas in between watching videos, reading, and playing games.

Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.13178821]

>>13178808
i cant breathe

[Anonymous No.13178823]

>>13178808

INSERT INTO wagie VALUES cope, dignity, sense_of_pride, backbone;

[Anonymous No.13178846]

Quick question to all the non-wagies here, when did you take the N.E.E.T. Pledge?

[Anonymous No.13178861]

>>13178821
Must be the mixture of shit, smegma, and bo collecting in your dwelling in mommy's basement

>>13178823
I know you retards are just trolling, but I take no pride in waging. It is a means to building capital while I am young that I can invest and live off of frugaly while starting side projects that I can eventually transform into primary revenue streams. I get paid more than most people my age right out of school, have no commute, and do a job with copious amounts of freedom and downtime to do my own shit while still getting paid. I can't seriously complain.

[Anonymous No.13179661]

>>13178808
>>13178861
wew, just wew

[Anonymous No.13179738]

>>13178861
>>13178808
WAGIE RAGIE

[Anonymous No.13180353]

>>13178572
https://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/music/reich/ct-ent-cso-cancellations-0326-story.html

this thread was over before it even began.
IF YOU LEFT THE BASEMENT YOU WOULD KNOW THAT