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What's the craziest thing you've done on Ambien? Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2019 20:12:51 No.13168796 [Reply] [Original]

My doctor prescribed me Ambien last year and I legit took a 2nd pill one night after I had taken the first cause it wasn't working.

Next morning, I wake up with an email from Lending Club congratulating me on my $20,000 loan at 6.5 percent interest.

Well, fuck I said... Maybe this could be a good thing.

I take the loan $19,000 after the funding fee, pay off my credit card and put the rest into ETH at $450.00

RIP

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2019 20:23:25 No.13168870 Me and a couple of friends somehow ended up in the woods 50 miles away from where we last were sentient trying to hunt animals with swords

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2019 20:32:12 No.13168927 keked

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2019 20:33:37 No.13168938 >>13168796 Drove a car and somehow didn't crash despite having double vision. Never gonna take that shit again.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2019 20:37:59 No.13168975

I was on it a decade ago. I went driving at night and unfortunately not just around the block. I'd always find myself at least an hour away.

Other times I would take girls hiking miles into the desert at night and bang them.

Only remember very brief flashes at this point.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2019 21:09:54 No.13169197 Man all sorts of crazy shit. I used to mix it with drinking and it instantly blacks me out

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2019 21:11:42 No.13169205 >>13168796 What the fuck is this shit? Does it really blacks you out?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2019 21:13:25 No.13169220 >>13169205 Elon Musk's drug of choice while browsing Twitter and talking about who owns the press what English guy is a pedo.

>>	Dividend faggot Sat, Mar 30, 2019 21:16:55 No.13169242 File: 14 KB, 300x250, 1529114948383.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13168796 Never tried Ambien, but I have blacked out on tequila and bought used books on Amazon. It was a book I wanted though, so it's all good.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2019 21:18:16 No.13169250
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>>13168796
Called my ex-wife's sister and apparently talked with her for about twenty minutes. She texted me in the morning and said 'i hope you meant every word you said' with several smiley emoticons. No idea what I said to her but blocked her immediately and thats literally the last I heard from her ...been years. Never took it again, just melatonin when needed.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2019 21:22:03 No.13169278

Hallucinated. Mostly just faces on the ceiling, but one time, with alcohol I saw a dog stuffed animal get up and walk around. My wife won't let me take it any more. Trazodone knocks me out better to be honest, you can take it every day without diminishing returns.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2019 21:24:09 No.13169287 >>13169220 Jew

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2019 21:25:43 No.13169296 >>13169250 kek. after drinking heavily always woke up to texts like that. instablock

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2019 21:31:03 No.13169325 >>13169250 >>13169296 It’s outrageous that youd ruin potential content opportunities like this

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2019 21:33:22 No.13169343 Had a hallucination that I turned into a bird where I was told to watch out for psyonic forces within our world. Needless to say I don't touch that stuff anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2019 21:47:10 No.13169402 Had sex with a Chinese girl. An aquainteance of mine married her shortly after.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2019 21:48:31 No.13169413 Don't they call this the Ambien Walrus?

Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2019 22:06:43 No.13169531

>>13169205
Yes, you lost your episodic memory and all self control. Which means you shove down more ambien and/or booze which does not help the situation.

t. roommate took a shit next to one of our couches in our garage on ambien one night. Did not remember a thing, swore it was some homeless bum. Town has 10k people and no bums cause Midwest white farm town.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2019 22:25:20 No.13169659 Combined with alcohol the ambien walrus always shows up. Ordering strange shit online, sending dickpicks to gf. Next day you cant remember ANYTHING. Like somebody completely took over.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2019 22:32:36 No.13169696 File: 3.54 MB, 3024x4032, IMG_20190330_213142.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13169659 OP here. Last night I messaged a bunch of alt right shit to a coworker. Tonight, anything is possible.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2019 22:38:58 No.13169720 File: 3.45 MB, 3024x4032, IMG_20190330_000707.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is unironically a picture I took last night after taking Ambien. Absolutely no recollection of cooking this food or taking the picture.

Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2019 22:42:52 No.13169745

>>13169696

Let the ambien walrus take over the steering wheel with a fine rum.

Always makes you curious to whats gonna happen.

What puzzles me the most; there is an exact point were it takes over. Gf says lets go to bed, you say okay. And in an instant the ambien takes over and you start to herrass and persuade her into discusting sex.

Next day: Hey honey, i went to bed gently right?
HELLLLLLLNOOOOOOOO

Enjoy the roll sir. i clucked one down as well

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2019 22:43:51 No.13169753 File: 548 KB, 925x1438, Screenshot_20190330-213956~2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13169745 Weird thing it's not even pleasurable. I know this will get me a ban but this was a text to my ex the other night

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2019 22:45:03 No.13169758 File: 95 KB, 940x1456, Screenshot_20190330-214104~2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2019 22:47:14 No.13169775 >>13169753 >>13169758 Nigga...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2019 22:47:19 No.13169776 >>13169753 atleast get it rockhard for the whale

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2019 22:48:32 No.13169786 File: 382 KB, 950x1466, Screenshot_20190330-214701~2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13169776 Holy shit I even texted this beforehand

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2019 23:10:31 No.13169909 File: 360 KB, 600x580, 1504293932354.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13169786 >>13169758 >>13169753

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2019 23:15:45 No.13169941 >>13168796 The Missus bought 38 pairs of shoes instead of 1 pair of size 38 shoes. Only found out when they got delivered. Her arse got proper spanked for that

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2019 23:21:15 No.13169978 File: 20 KB, 480x360, 1495187216138.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13169786 >>13169753 bruh

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2019 23:21:39 No.13169981 >>13169753 tf

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2019 23:47:43 No.13170126 >>13169941 >size 38 shoes Are you married to the fuckin Sasquatch

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2019 23:49:34 No.13170134 File: 2.19 MB, 4640x2610, IMG_20190323_133544.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ambien lowers my inhibitions and makes me want to create art

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2019 23:53:41 No.13170155 >>13169786 >>13169758 >>13169753 My FUCKING Sides have departed this good earth

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2019 23:55:55 No.13170174 >>13169786 >a normal bored penis Jesus fuckin kek what is wrong with you

Anonymous Sat, Mar 30, 2019 23:56:52 No.13170184
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The fuck, ambient sound crazy. I never heard about it before this thread. How the fuck stuff like this can be legal?
And where do i find this? I say to my doc' i'm depressed or some shit and ask for some magic penis exhibition pills?

Anonymous Sun, Mar 31, 2019 00:05:34 No.13170252

>>13170184
The more I think about it, the more it reminds me of when I'd be on dating apps 3/4 asleep and I'd say the weirdest shit to people, wake up the next day open the chats and I can't believe the things I'd said.

I think Ambien just creates that mental fuckery forced drowsiness but when you're still up and conscious. I don't think I could ever take such a thing especially if I'm horny like I usually am.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 31, 2019 00:06:10 No.13170256 >>13170184 Just say you had trouble sleeping and have used it in the past as an effective med. if you have little to no addiction potential you’ll get it

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 31, 2019 00:57:55 No.13170585 >>13169402 Just how shortly are we speaking?

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