Chainlink infiltrated /biz

[Anonymous No.13167870]

> Adelyn Zhou is a business leader and bestselling author who is passionate about the intersection of marketing, automation, and the future of independent work. She has consulted for some of the world's largest companies and fastest growing startups on growth and applied artificial intelligence. She is recognized as a top influencer by Forbes, Entrepreneur, Inc., Wired, Hubspot and others. She started her career at the Boston Consulting Group and later led growth efforts at Amazon (Quidsi), Nextdoor, and Eventbrite. She is an internationally recognized speaker at conferences such as SXSW, CES, Inbound, DLD, and more.

Automated marketing assisted by AI, think AI generating memes. Attends SXSW, leftie central.

Meet your director of marketing for Chainlink

[Anonymous No.13167877]

>>13167870
Ohh ah you rike ah chain rink preese.

[Anonymous No.13167885]

Ouane CHain LINk PREEEZZZZZZZZZe

[Anonymous No.13167895]

you niggers have no idea....

[Anonymous No.13167933]

I've never met an Asian or White person, I'm 25.

[Anonymous No.13167944]

She doesn't do anything really, there is an AI living in the chainlink network, that redacts all the posts and all the material, that's why you see typos, it's just the AI learning

[Anonymous No.13167948]

>>13167895
>niggers having ideas

[Anonymous No.13167956]

>>13167895
Tell us what you know.

[Anonymous No.13168037]

>>13167870
i really wanna see what my big swollen dick head would look like on her lips.

[Anonymous No.13168051]

Adelyn has a pretty impressive resume. Makes me wonder why she settled to be the microphone holder at sergeys events.

[Anonymous No.13168080]

>>13168051

Microphone holder for the 4th industrial revolution probably pays pretty good, shes a long ball hitter.

[Anonymous No.13168095]

>>13167877
Get back to work Rory

[Anonymous No.13168146]

tone it down

[Anonymous No.13168158]

>>13168146
man im so sleepy all of a sudden

[Anonymous No.13168170]

>>13167870
LINK is a meme shitcoin

[Anonymous No.13168198]

How many times per day does she give head to the big boy?

[Anonymous No.13168199]

>>13168146
I was gonna mention delphi. Still not entirely sure what the fuck they're up to.

[Anonymous No.13168225]

>>13167870
She was the one going on about how you should "think like a white man". Seems a bit too focused on that identity shit to be a good business person.

[Anonymous No.13168233]

>>13168198
She probably does it for free too

[Anonymous No.13168243]

>>13168225
It's a pretty massive redflag. Even more so when you consider Chainlink's celebrity status on /biz may not be an accident for them.
I sense a deeper motive than shilling shitcoins.

[Anonymous No.13168275]

>>13168146
Shut up you delphi fag

[Anonymous No.13168278]

>>13168198
prolly after mcdonalds lunch when they drink together in the office alone... my guess is once

[Anonymous No.13168307]

>>13167870

Adelyn is very pretty!

[Anonymous No.13168360]

After Adelyn failed the spelling bee she was disowned by her family for committing a grave Chinese sin. Her father told her that he no longer had a daughter and her entire family turned their back on her. Distraught with nowhere to turn she headed back to the campus, her place of shame. It began raining then, silver streaks that hid her tears as she struggled to stay warm. Sergey found her cold and wet clutching a damp dictionary trying to memorize the words while shivering from the cold. Sergey saved her that day and brought her to a place where spelling doesn't matter. A place where people do as they please without caring for the rest of the world. Adelyn still keeps that dictionary on her bookshelf at the chainlink office in San Francisco. You can't really read the book as the words are all smeared and the pages are stuck together, but Adelyn keeps it anyway as it reminds her of that special moment when Sergey rescued her.

[Anonymous No.13168369]

>>13167933
On a scale of 1 to Krishna, how needful of a sir are you?

[Anonymous No.13168395]

>>13167944
> missed smart contacts
not going to make it

[Anonymous No.13168396]

>>13167895
Chainlink nodes will be run by an AI.

[Anonymous No.13168422]

>>13167895
Holy shit, an insider.
Quick, somebody post trips

[Anonymous No.13168606]

>>13168369
Virgen De Guadalupe

[Anonymous No.13168720]

>>13167870
she's thicc. Sergey hired her cause he's an incel (except prostitutes) with an asian fetish.

[Anonymous No.13168724]

>>13168095
Kek

[Anonymous No.13168752]

>>13167870
show vagene

[Sage No.13168799]

>>13168396
I figure this is the long term plan. It doesn’t make much sense to have humans managing nodes if you just need to setup an adapter to an api, Manage the cost of making api calls, and manage node uptime and maintenance. Seems like a lot for an AI to handle in the near term but once someone automates node operation, it’s straight up neet life for us

[Anonymous No.13168840]

>>13168095
LaughingCat.gif

[Anonymous No.13168854]

>>13167870
Too old, would not fuck

[Anonymous No.13168874]

>>13168854
sergey has weird tastes after 30+ years of inceldom. His hooker habit only started after he got the ICO money.

[Anonymous No.13168939]

>>13168874
>he doesn't know about the couch surfing girls
oh no no no

[Anonymous No.13168978]

>>13168939
do we have any intel on these thots? Where are they now? What were their names?

[Anonymous No.13169233]

>>13167870

>I CHALLENGE YOU!

[Anonymous No.13169248]

>>13168146
Hello LinkAnon

[Anonymous No.13169349]

>>13167895
reveal you ugly faggot

[Anonymous No.13169381]

>>13168799
Chainlink AI's will be how complex smart contracts get triggered.

[Anonymous No.13169399]

>>13168720
this, unironically though

[Anonymous No.13170136]

>>13169248