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It's happening. My work is putting in "pods", literally and unironically I'm going to go in every morning and slave in a fucking wage cage. fuck my life.

>> No.13158747

>>13158732
Nice fartbox

>> No.13158749

>>13158732

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.13158758

That's a shitty chair

>> No.13158769

>>13158732
This can't be real.

>> No.13158808

>>13158769
sadly it is. ugh fuuuck. 1 btc says that this is going to be the norm in 10 years in every office. I need to make it. and soon..

>> No.13158934

at least you'll have privacy

>> No.13158957

>>13158732
Fuck dude are you kidding? I would take a 10% pay cut to sit in one of those bad boys instead of the shit open office layout we have at work.

>> No.13158962

>>13158732
kek

>> No.13158969

>>13158732

I wish I had a pod at the office I work in OP. That would help so much with distractions from my loud annoying coworkers, and also make them come over and try to bullshit with me less often.

Pods would be the shit.

>> No.13158981

>>13158957
There are camera's watching your every movement and analyzing your biometrics.

>> No.13158992

>>13158934
Privacy?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You think they will give you a personal computer?
Enjoy your remote desktop, everything recorded anon.

((MALEFIC)) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.13158993

why do they hate the cubicles
something boomers actually did right

>> No.13158996

>>13158981

lmao!!

>> No.13159031

>>13158992
you have your phone

>> No.13159064

>>13158732
That's a pretty good idea. If I were the CEO, I'd put "Pods" for my workers to sleep and shower in and wakes them up at a certain time. That way they all my workers wouldn't have to waste money on an apartment and commuting. It would kind of be like literal jail but they'll never notice if I decorate it well. I would track every aspect of their lives and gamify it and give them goodboy points for exhibiting the behaviors that I like.

>> No.13159106
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13159106

>>13159064
I think that's where the world is headed. Basically serfdom 2.0.

>> No.13159120

>>13159106
at least this nigga is a financially responsible father of three what can you say about your sorry ass?

>> No.13159135

>>13159031
Not after they implement GAZE protocol. Break eye contact with monitor and you will be penalized.

>> No.13159173

I like how despite needing to do less work most offices have transferred into enforcing looking like you're working harder.

>> No.13159188

>>13159120
I'm a financially responsible father of 0. I just hate going in to work.

>> No.13159211

>>13159064
Haven't studies shown that having more breaks lead to greater productivity

>> No.13159217

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COWLH2lbPsA

why are you not an educated black man ? >>13159120

>> No.13159221

>>13158732
I have these in my office, they're soundproof phone booths that employees can use although people set up camp there sometimes for like 3 hours and bring in their laptops

>> No.13159228

>>13159106

Delete this. Fuuuuuuu

>> No.13159238

>>13158732

Already have these cuckpods where I work.

They are used for Skype calls / phone calls so people don't shout in the open office.

Why can't they just make fucking rooms.

>> No.13159265

you introvert losers live in your head anyways, what difference does it makes?

>> No.13159266
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13159266

Open plan has failed, this will become the new norm and that's a good thing. Having your back to a wall is far less stressful than a shitty open office.

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>>13159238
$/sqft my nigga, execs and investors gotta get paid

>> No.13159274
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>>13158732
looks comfy to be honest... it looks like a good way to avoid normie interaction.

>> No.13159285

>>13158732
Salary Cell
Work Window
Productivity Pod
Cry Canister
Depression Drum
Violent thoughts Vessel.

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13159404

>>13159120
im banging their mom

>> No.13160048

>>13158732
Get in the wagie cagie

>> No.13160072

>>13158732
How is it that literally 5 years ago they got rid of cubicles because the "open collaborative" workplace was supposed to bring more efficiency, now they are probably going back to this because it's supposed to bring more efficiency.

HR is retarded.

>> No.13160148

>>13158732
>Uh uh anon, the wagecube doesn't unlock until you submit your code review.

>> No.13160175

>>13159064
nice dude ill write a story about this what is your nickname

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>>13160148
My bad, >>13159285 has it right. Salary cell.

>> No.13160218

>>13158732
Looks uncomfortable as fuck. If the door wasn't see through it would be better (but still bad).

>> No.13160235

>>13159106
I'm 36 and already at acceptance but I have 4 kids.

This pic is so true it hurts.

>> No.13160257

>>13159064
See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifteen_Million_Merits for more inspiration

>> No.13160265

>>13158981
Humans are already doing the same thing in the open concept.

I feel bad for you paper pushers/IT crowd that have to go through this literal circus. I work in a pharma lab and by nature of my work, I'm usually in a big open room doing experiments with people coming and going depending on if they need to run an experiment there or not. I'm also on my feet that entire time. For some reason that isn't really that terrible, because I do have a cubicle to process data at so i do have some escape

>> No.13160277

>>13158993
Cuz you can fit like 4 of these in one cube

>> No.13160309

>>13158732
just put an curtain to bat all day

>> No.13160329

>>13159106
PLS DELETE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>> No.13160348

looks comfy af. much better than open officers and having to listen to your annoying coworkers bitch and whine all day

>> No.13160375

>>13159106
28 and at shock level
lmfao never gonna make it. decision makers don't want "new innovative products". they want calculated risks at minimum levels. we're not going to be replaced by robots. they make us robots.

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>>13158732

lmao at biz thinking wage cages are a recent invention

>> No.13160469

I've never been an office guy but those open air offices would stress me the fuck out. How do you get anything done.

>> No.13160568
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13160568

Still beats open office design

>> No.13161626

>>13158957
This. All these blue collar wagies have no idea. The open office trend is much worse than cubicles. Surrounded by faggots and fat roasties all day with nowhere to escape.

>> No.13161626,1 [INTERNAL] 

I agree that an open office sucks. This is just hell for an introvert. I’m wondering, is it true that IT companies pay a lot of attention to a convenient office and individual design, or is it all only in Google offices?