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*DISCLAIMER*
This is of course all satire

How would one go about laundering XLM from coinbase to your main off exchange wallet to avoid the IRS from tracking it?

My thoughts were a round about series of exchanges. Transfer from coinbase>phone wallet like lobstr or blockchain> binance> then to main wallet

Was wanting to use starlight payment channel but, it is still in beta

Fuck you IRS, you will never get my money.

>> No.13157226
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>>13157166
Memecoin --> swap for Monero --> Your public monero wallet --> your secret monero wallet --> swap back to a memecoin to buy guns, drugs, and nubile female slaves.

How do you not know this? Coin mixing is hard to trace especially with international / virtual exchanges.

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>>13157166
>"Fuck you IRS, you will never get my money."
>I not to smell like a federal agent.

>> No.13157275

>>13157226
what do you think the transfer cost will be if I use something shitty like shapeshift?

What wallets do you use? Can I have a secret monero wallet as a phone app?

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>>13157275
Use your brain fuck boi and don't fuck it up. Otherwise fuck off you fed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1q4Ir2J8P8

>> No.13157326

>>13157298
>asking questions
come on nigger you're already here just give me some sage advice and help an anon out.

>> No.13157372

>>13157326
Solve the problem yourself faggot. Take responsibility for your own burdens and act like an adult. Otherwise fuck off fed and neck yourself. Here is the last answer I will give you. Now kindly fuck off. https://www.privacytools.io/

>> No.13157386

>>13157275
shapeshift require kyc now. use changelly for getting into monero. then use xmr.to to convert your monero to cleanish bitcoin.

>> No.13157405

>>13157386
nvm, changelly doesn't support xmr. exchange it to dash, then secret send it/mix it to your own wallet. then you can use an exchange to get monero if you are supper parnoid.

>> No.13157426

>>13157386
i regret so much doing KYC with gdax
Why did no one explain this shit to me before hand?

>>13157372
Who hurt you anon? its okay to cry

>> No.13157459

>>13157426
Neck yourself off the largest Apple crate you absolute child.

>> No.13157552

>>13157459
no, i have white children to take care of with one more on the way. You will never procreate, remember that.

>> No.13157557

>>13157166
BUY TRON LOL

>> No.13157730

>>13157552
fyi, you can buy gold with bitcoin or other altcoins using silvergoldbull.com

or for worse prices, you can use apmex too.

>> No.13157743

>>13157730
>>13157552
just dont buy more then 10k at one time, it might trigger them for you to verify your id.

you can also use vaultoro.com to buy gold with bitcoin for long term storage in switzerland. bu they charge 0.5% each month for storing the gold for you.

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>>13157426
>Who hurt you
every time

>> No.13157831

>>13157166
Don't be an idiot. Use bisq
bisq.network