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Help my gf thinks Craig is my dad Anonymous Fri Mar 29 09:53:40 2019 No.13154101 [Reply] [Original]

>start dating girl, nothing too serious
>she randomly loooks through my camera roll one night
>see my CSW colllection
>”aww anon is this your dad, you must really love him to have so many pictures of him”
>”y...y...yeah”
>figured that was easier than explaining why I have a collection of pics of an Aussie boomer that I use to shitpost on a Mongolian dick slappping forum
>3 months later, things are getting a bit more serious and she wants to meet my parents
Wtf do I do? How do I keep my lie going? My dad loooks nothing like csw.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 09:56:24 2019 No.13154122 Just show your real parents and don't give a fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 10:00:41 2019 No.13154144 File: 13 KB, 229x221, LaughingPepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13154101 >”y...y...yeah”

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 10:01:01 2019 No.13154151 looks like you're going to have to bite the bullet and go to Australia to let her meet Craig

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 10:03:51 2019 No.13154170 Fuck off faggot this shit thread was already posted a few days ago, god damn fucking pasta

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 10:07:23 2019 No.13154186 File: 61 KB, 657x527, 802DA475-13E2-463A-9125-C1E5473512F2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If I ever got a gf, I wouldn’t know how to explain my collection of apus and pepes

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 10:09:11 2019 No.13154195 File: 88 KB, 768x1024, DamBWgKXcAANmXv.jpg:large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] post your favorite Craig pics

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 10:14:12 2019 No.13154221 >>13154101 Craig Wright is unironically my dad - my mom hates him and I think he's a cunt too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 10:17:03 2019 No.13154243 >>13154101 message craig and let him know the situation. This could be your chance to have THE Satoshi nagabogo as your surregate father

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 10:19:55 2019 No.13154261 File: 201 KB, 1200x900, Duy9N8vVsAAkU6O.jpg_large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 10:24:53 2019 No.13154301 File: 573 KB, 1000x999, 1544144327249.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13154151 he lives in london now >>13154195

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 10:34:47 2019 No.13154374 File: 116 KB, 1024x768, DyN3PCHUYAA1c65.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 10:35:52 2019 No.13154386 File: 221 KB, 1347x622, DvDdrE4UYAAvtMF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13154301

Anonymous Fri Mar 29 10:41:14 2019 No.13154422
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>>13154101
Semi related: do you guys have a hard convincing your girlfriends to meet you in person? She always has an excuse or another appointment. I paid to fly her to Illinois for a month and she still had other things come up with her parents or relatives

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 10:56:00 2019 No.13154545 This was posted the last week

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 11:04:24 2019 No.13154618 >>13154101 Seems like Craig will bankrupt your relationship... stiff

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 11:38:09 2019 No.13154872 File: 35 KB, 474x710, craig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13154195

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 11:47:29 2019 No.13154936 >>13154422 nice b8

Anonymous Fri Mar 29 12:22:38 2019 No.13155282

>>13154151
he can't set foot in Australia

>>13154101
OP, all you have to do is deny her the right to see your parents
if she asks why, just say 'You don't owe her anything, why should I show you my parents?"
Do this even if you're getting married, she doesn't have to confirm it, your word is more than enough

Anonymous Fri Mar 29 12:25:24 2019 No.13155306
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>>13154101
my gf saw pic related when scrolling through my phone. one of many pictures of Dr. Creg. She knows about him though and knows he is satoshi, etc. she just thinks its funny I have so many pictures of him. She asked if I wanted him to fuck me. I said I wasn't sure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 12:25:28 2019 No.13155307 File: 170 KB, 360x346, downloadfile.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13154101 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 12:27:34 2019 No.13155334 I'm dying

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 12:29:09 2019 No.13155354 File: 21 KB, 400x400, satoshi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] He is stern but fair. I do love him, guys.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 12:33:41 2019 No.13155396 >>13155354 >>13155306 based and stiffpilled

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 12:36:29 2019 No.13155421 File: 260 KB, 593x635, 1517099947896.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13154101 >my gf thinks Craig is my dad

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 29 14:24:17 2019 No.13156428 >>13154101 I've read this pasta before. Craig, is that you?

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