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IS IT TRUE AMERICANS NEVER FART AND ONLY SHART?

>> No.13146298

no. but it is a universal truth that OP is a faggot

>> No.13146303

This is true and an americans favorite place to SHART is in the MART

>> No.13146340

Facts. Theyre assholes are so loose from all the shit they eat and no exercise that they literally shit themselves as theyre walking without even the damnest realization. Its actually quite the sight to see if you ever visit America, i suggest central park for all your viewing pleasurable needs.

>> No.13146663

>>13146272
correct

>> No.13146701

I don't know what it is about Chipotle but Everytime I eat it I have shit running down the side of my leg a couple minutes later

>> No.13147167

im 100% sure that op is a german and also a faggot

>> No.13147212

>>13146272
>doesn't have a wiper
imagine living in a shithole noname country

>> No.13147237

>>13146340
Their*

>> No.13147291

>>13146303
Aren't you SMART. Here, have a pop TART

>> No.13147327

Yes it's true, and we even have a saying to illustrate:

If it's wet, you're all set
If it's dry, then ask why

>> No.13147337

>>13147291
When I am going to a cuba back popping la bar, and then to san diego to meet my friend gaff..

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>>13146272
>>13146340
Yes I’m a proud American and I always shart my pants.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, EUROKEKS?

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>>13147412
Mega Kek

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13147452

>he doesn't even carry spare glove compartment underwear