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13144315 No.13144315 [Reply] [Original]

Lets see something fresh

>> No.13144322

>>13144315
Bankruptcy

>> No.13144331

Sell edible used condoms

>> No.13144337

A net that you put over your toilet to catch your phone and keys from falling in the water while you poop.

>> No.13144422

A net that you put around your phone to catch the poop while you're shitposting on /biz

>> No.13144717

Grinds on wheels, that is, going to kids homes and helping them with studying

>> No.13144722

>>13144315
making everything a subscription business model

>> No.13144741

Sucking a million cocks

Oh wait, op owns that patent

>> No.13144827

A location-based social media app that lets people in the vicinity know where the coolest social events are.

A website that combines wikihow and facebook, where you can learn how to do difficult stuff and flex on your friends with the earned e-stats/accomplishments.

A blockchain musician financing platform where users can invest in musicians they like and get a share of their earnings once they "get real big", alternatively also blockchain concert ticket sales that aren't shit.

Those are all stolen from a friend of mine who couldn't make them work yet.
I think #1 is just too close to yikyak and also suffers from the problem that you wouldn't want just anybody to come to your party.
#2 probably already exists or is too close to wikihow.
#3 is too late to grab those easy shitcoin gains.

>> No.13145517

Tinder but for street fights.
If you wanna have a friendly brawl you sign up and tells you who wants to fight nearby.
Strict know your fighter policy.
No face or under the belt blows allowed
Local and global scoreboards.
5 star system to avoid poor sportsmanship.

>> No.13145592

>>13145517
Friendly brawl may end in a bloodbath.

>> No.13145594

Cheap phone with locked bootloader and crypto miner, ads and keylogger baked into ROM.

>> No.13145612
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13145612

>>13145517
This is a really cool idea anon...consider It stolen

>> No.13145706

hole digging company that pumps liquefied plant fossils from underneath the planetary surface so that evolved apes can drive to work and send emails over something called the internet and talk to other apes for a daily stand up during prime pooping hours

>> No.13145720

>>13144315
Thanks, doc

>> No.13145724

>>13145517
>>13145612

yeah if only there were a place where people agreed to fight with rules in place

you could call it a punching palace, no a punching building, or maybe a sparring gym.

>> No.13145903

>>13145517
just join an mma gym and spar as much as you want in a quality facility with quality equipment and quality coaching. i doubt a membership is expensive.

>> No.13145961

hot mashed potato on savoury cone, optional sausage flake on top. sell from van

>> No.13146054

>>13144741
What if there was an amusement park ride where you get strapped onto a conveyer belt and then it sends you down into a dungeon and then it takes you past each of op and his family members one by one as they suck your cock. Also op's face is recorded to make it legal so that it's considered "porn" instead of prostitution.

>> No.13146116

>>13146054
You could put an actual cock carousel as well to attract the roasties.

>> No.13146118

>>13145961
honestly you could probably drive a food truck around like an ice cream truck and do pretty well. they may have laws about cooking-equipped vehicles moving alot though idk. id set up a website and social media and post your route and estimated time and shit so people could plan to get a meal more or less delivered to their near proximity. also id have someone work nights and deliver food overnight.