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Should I buy 21 BTC and hold until I get out?

>> No.13128410

>>13128355
if you got the money and you're actually going to jail for 5 years then fuck yes do it faggot

>> No.13128417

>>13128355
yes. or 50/50 fiat btc

>> No.13128482
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13128482

>>13128355
sounds like a plan, i mean there is no way we'll stay in this sideways trend for that long r-right?

>> No.13128488

>>13128355
50/50 BTC/LINK

>> No.13128498

>>13128355
why don't you flee the country.

>> No.13128507
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>>13128355
>not joining the chain gang in prison and mining bitcones
never gonna make it

>> No.13128514
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>>13128355
you should be thinking more about your butthole and your shitty life afterwards

maybe vaseline your asshole before shower time and lights out?

>> No.13128523

What did u do op

>> No.13128531

>>13128507
kek

>> No.13128625

Op will unironically have better returns than the majority of biz. He'll be forced to hold without the ability to sell early. Gonna come out a very rich man

>> No.13128628

>>13128355
There are 3 possible outcomes here:
>don't hold, get out of jail with ruined record, work construction for the rest of your life
>buy & hold, bitcoin hits the shitcan in the next 5 years, work construction for the rest of your life anyways
>buy & hold, 1000000x moonshot, walk out of prison a millionaire

So in the off-chance you're not LARPing, just fucking do it because there's a chance it'll go very well for you, and if it doesn't, your life was ruined anyways lol

>> No.13128691

Buy $XMR and become kingpin monero whale. You'll thank me later.

>> No.13128726

>>13128355
if whatever you are saying is true
>>13128488
Please do this. 50/50 BTC/LINK

>> No.13128733

>>13128355
very

>> No.13128736

>>13128523
Yeah this . Hopefully it's something cool and not gay like armed robbery with an airsoft gun.

>> No.13128741

>>13128488
Based, redpilled, and checked.

>> No.13128956

>>13128355
Honestly it'd probably be a good idea to spend 5 years in jail even if you didn't have to. 0 monthly expenses + holding btc for 5 years is guaranteed make-it.

>> No.13129033

>>13128355
k faggot why are you going to jail. Details?
P.s. I will hold your BTC safe for you 100%

>> No.13129055

>>13128488
Small amount of bsv just in case craigtoshi can pull off what he says he can.

Maybe for every Bitcoin you buy, also buy 2 or 3 bsv.

>> No.13129069

>>13129055
Craig seems like a crazy person but I can't say his arguments are all wrong, and bsv does seem cool. Gives me early btc vibes, back when everyone said btc was shit and for crazy people. I didn't buy any at the time. Wondering if I should buy this time.

If I couldn't touch my coins for five years, I'd probably buy a tiny amount just because I can't shake the feeling

>> No.13129483

>>13129069
>>13129055
Frankly, while people joke about antshares vibes, I'll say straight up that bsv gives me Bitcoin vibes.

>> No.13129501

>>13128417
holding fiat for 5 years is pretty retarded. You will lose like 15% to inflation. He should at least put it in stocks or bonds.

>> No.13129519

>>13129501
>stocks or bonds.
lol

>> No.13129552

>>13128355
you are unironically making the best choice of your life. 0 cost of living so you won't need money. best to keep it in bitcoin. if you make it out, you'll be rich

>> No.13129569

>>13128355
the best reason is that while in jail you can bribe the guards and all you will need is a burner cell phone. you will rule the cig and honey bun market

>> No.13129572

nah he'll be selling the cones while in prison to pay off bubba

>> No.13129574

>>13128488
This.

>> No.13129605
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13129605

BTC and don't do the kneed full

>> No.13129824

>>13128628
this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this


FUCKING DO IT OP

>> No.13129923

Ftm. Fuck btc.

>> No.13130039

Buy a few 1-2k suicide bags of alts. BAT, FTM, LINK, LTO and then dump the rest into BTC and ETH.

>> No.13130048

>>13128514
this is a sad picture

>> No.13130205

>>13130048
He might just be one of those old people who made a success of themselves and graduating college is on their bucket list, he is wearing a fancy business suit after all.

>> No.13130301

>>13128628
This is actually the only time I would advise someone to go all in on crypto

>> No.13130869

>>13128355

Buy ETH and REN sir. Crypto killer apps will be built on ethereum not bitcoin.

BTC will be a dead project by 5 years.

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testing

>> No.13130886

>>13128355
I'd buy divi income stocks, walk out with your stocks worth more and 25% of what you invested waiting for you in cash

>> No.13130900

>>13130869
The tech is only 10% and name recognition is 90%. Bitcoin is the coca cola of crypto and isn't going anywhere.

>> No.13130904

>>13128736
WHAT DID OP DO AHHHHHHH

>> No.13130910

>>13128417
Wrong 50/50 gold bitcoin

>> No.13130919

>>13130904
assault and battery, or drugs. Idk what else gives him 5 years

>> No.13131097

>>13128355
goes without saying, at least I hope so, but you need to tell zero people about this in jail.