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13127018 No.13127018 [Reply] [Original]

Are you getting /fit/ anon for when you make it with Chainlink? How many roasties are you going to let slob on your knob? 5? 10? 25? 1000?

>> No.13127030

>>13127018
1000 knobs slobbed eoy
hope they know how to chug nut

>> No.13127033

none, oral sex is degenerate and I'm not a whore enabler

>> No.13127037

>>13127018
only one, my current gf. and yes i lift to protect her and my future children

>> No.13127058

0. Unironically going to become a gymcel artist. Why fuck with women when you have the money to do anything you could possibly desire?

>> No.13127063

>>13127018
None, can’t feel blowjobs since cut + years of dry fapping . But hopefully I will be killing people who advocate for circumcision

>> No.13127067

>>13127030
Fpbp

>> No.13127087
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>>13127063
>dry fapping

But why?

>> No.13127127

>>13127087
so many guys I know are "Dry guys"... I used to be one... Just a matter of that foreskin movement it seems. But ya fuck that. Coconut oil all the way my frens.

>> No.13127135

2-4

Anything more than that is overkill imo

>> No.13127175

>>13127087
>>13127127
It's easy and it feels good, I never understood the seemingly murican obsession with jerking with lube, it's like an extra step
Don't get the cumming into a tissue thing either I just cum in my boxers must be a prude thing

>> No.13127345

>>13127063
I'll happily die forcing circumcision on everyone. People shouldn't lower themselves to their base pleasure-seeking instincts as greatness awaits. If you want mindless numbing pleasure, just fucking take heroin.

>> No.13127790

>>13127175
Agree on the no lube, waste of time. I literally just stand over the tub and jack off, no clean up required

>> No.13127809

I deadlifted two plates the other day and benched one with a 25lb so you can say I'm getting pretty fucking yolked brah

>> No.13128320

>>13127809
wow 135 lbs..

>> No.13128321

>>13127345
You’re gonna need a bigger bait to get me riled up.

But let me say If I met you irl tho I’d just cut off your genitals. It’ll help you avoid your baser instincts

>> No.13128345

>>13127809
lol benched 1 plate, nice bait m8

>> No.13128372

>>13127018

Focus on getting healthy to improve quality of life so when you make it you don't have to worry about getting healthy. You'll be ready to do whatever you want to do, and increase the amount of years you get to live hopefully.

>> No.13128428

>>13127175
It’s because we don’t have forekins that we have to use lube. It’s fucked it and unnatural

When you don’t use lube you become like me: completely desentized. I barely feel anything when a whore sucks my cock. Hand jobs literally hurt. All I can do basically is run against her to get hard then start rage fucking

>> No.13129017

>>13127018
I've been off gym for ages.
Gonna start lifting again and hopefully pick up some of the sports from my youth, Can't wait to get a barbell afor home when I've made it.

>> No.13129034

>>13127033
Eating pussy is one of life’s great pleasures

>> No.13129267

>>13128345
kek'd