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Give me Food Chads!
M: Nai.
GIVE ME FOOD CHADS!!
M: Edition!

Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
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Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

previously thread:
>>13121734

>> No.13126544

WHY WONT IIPR DUMP WHATTHEFUCK

>> No.13126549

>all my stocks moving from green to red
>uvxy call moving down with it
excuse me but wtf

>> No.13126550
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GOOS TIME

>> No.13126551

So. Sad times are here again?

Everyone saying the panickers are fucking up and if recession comes it won’t be for months and probably after we hit new highs.

Pull out money and max VTSMX in a year?

>>13126538
W-who’s the blonde

>> No.13126554

>>13126549
>uvxy call moving down with it

Rangey ranging. Nobody is confident about big moves up or down in near future.

>> No.13126558

>>13126551
that's a draw not a person

>> No.13126569
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>>13126538
First for beautiful Asian wives

>> No.13126579
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Finally getting fills on my 0.275 order for Nutritional High International. Buy column is so congested but nobody is coming up to the ask much. Very tight price range right now. Hopefully this will pop soonish.

>>13126569
Asian girls are nice.

>> No.13126580

VTI and VOO

feels REALLY good

>> No.13126610

>>13126579
>azn girls
>posts a sow
Did you grow up on a farm?

>> No.13126617

LPTX at 1.87!
Wtf?

>> No.13126629
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>>13126610

How dare you insult chubby era Ai Shinozaki. She was a fluffy pillow of pure love back then.

Buy GOOS.

>> No.13126639

>>13126629
>always leaning forward so tits cover her belly
Hmmm
>this is basically the posture of a farm animal
Oh I see...

>> No.13126641

>>13126617
maybe don't buy stocks that don't do anything except go down

>> No.13126645
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Dean give back the gains? Nyaou its personal

>> No.13126646
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Who still own shares of HMNY?

>> No.13126652
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>>13126646
yeah. fucking listened some boomer fuckers and now im down 66% fuckig shit

>> No.13126662
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What can you goys tell me about my call here? Have the bears taken over?

>> No.13126683

>>13126639
>>13126629
>>13126579
investing in bovine girls for optimal milk production desu

>> No.13126707
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>>13126646
me me me! It's my lucky share

>> No.13126734
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>>13126707
>>13126646
>-50% today

>> No.13126754
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>>13126683

Fine fine. Here have a /fit/ girl. I apologize in advance she is not asian.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znDJdwLABNM

I'm serious about GOOS tho. That's a buy buy buy.

>> No.13126758

any way too short my own portfolio?

>> No.13126765
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>>13126707
You're gonna be rich when Farnsworth resigns.

>> No.13126771

Markets gapping up after hours, again pre market

Witness the numerals

>> No.13126773
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Buy MCK this is gonna be the next kimberley clark

>> No.13126777

>>13126758
seems like a paradox desu

>> No.13126789

>>13126754
you misunderstand. bovine was a compliment here

>> No.13126805
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STOP PUMPING

>> No.13126807

>Someone dumping BIG on Tim
>still pretty big $$$
Are they gonna keep it up? Will we get a better entry point?

>people buying BIG into Dis right after I got out
Fug. Did I miss it?

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>>13126805

No.

>> No.13126822
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EMBI up 30% today

huehuehue. Non-weedfags BTFO

>> No.13126830
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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .08%, another stagnant day. Would have been up but I... uh... may have jumped the gun buying AMRS-chan. I'll fix it tomorrow, god I'm tired

>> No.13126832
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>>13126807
Give it to me honest, bro’s
Should I just ragequit?
But me a bloomin’ onion so I can drown my treats
>>13126830

>> No.13126836

>>13126822
paid that bad boy up with VFF

youll be the next elon of weed

>> No.13126843
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BASED

>> No.13126850

>>13126836
based, dont forget ALEAF and CTST

still not sure about CGC/ACB/APH/CRON tho

>> No.13126851

holy shit we're mooning out of control!!!! FUCK ME!!!

>> No.13126860
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>>13126830
full percentile up
sold TSLA bought MCK

>> No.13126861
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anon... if you didn't made money today..... aiaiaiii

>> No.13126867

>>13126861
Even lost money in Tim today :^(

>> No.13126873
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>>13126832
I'm sorry sir Chili's does not carry the bloomin' onion, that's a proprietary dish offered by our competitor Outback Steakhouse. We used to serve the Awesome Blossom, but it's been discontinued in favor of "Awesome Blossom Petals"

>> No.13126874

>>13126860
>sold TSLA
oh no no no...

>> No.13126878
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13126878

You know the old saying, a Yang a day pays for cocaine and hookers.

>> No.13126885

>>13126843
These April 295C are going to make me more than when I shorted AAPL today.

>> No.13126887
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>>13126830
Lost about $120 since last Thursday. The bears ruining my gains

>> No.13126894

>>13126867
go basic tomorrow

>> No.13126899

>>13126874
Pretty sure itll go to 300 (1000 possibly) but only interested in those 5 dollar movements

>> No.13126900
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>>13126830

Good day. +0.9% with some good low fills I've been trying to get for a while. Planet 13 Probably going to break above $2 (CAN) in the next day or so.

>> No.13126902

>>13126873
FUCK chilli's
just fucking make the dish I ordered, I know you have chefs in the kitchen that can make it. christ allmighty

steak au poivre

>> No.13126904

>>13126878
can we meme this guy into office yet? I'd like to invest my UBI and get even further ahead of the degenerates that blow it all (read how 99% will use it)

>> No.13126905
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>>13126830
Up 0.7%
>tfw at least it's not a red day

>> No.13126907

>>13126894
Basic?

>> No.13126914

>>13126830
-0.92%. I am financially ruined.

>> No.13126915

>>13126907
ya, go tech

>> No.13126920
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>>13126832
>Should I just ragequit?

Never!

>> No.13126935

>>13126915
So... more tim?

>> No.13126943

>>13126878
>>13126904
Bros, what's the best part of Southeast Asia to retire to if we get Yangbux?

>> No.13126954

>>13126830
Down .14% on SPTL. We'll get them tomorrow

>> No.13126955

>>13126943
ewww, nah we going to Seuol.

>> No.13126961
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BULLS RISE UP

>> No.13126972

>>13126935
tomorrow big pump on tim's ass. just wait for the bell and see whats happening.

>> No.13126975
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>>13126830

Day: -0.89% (682.33)
Month: -7.29% (1982.32)

Fuck this market

>> No.13126984

>>13126975
I lost 10k on friday.

>> No.13126992

Sold muh TYHT. Made some shekels. Will buy again

>> No.13126996
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>>13126961
Everything I have sucked but vtsax. And that's all I needed to keep me warm.

>> No.13126997
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>>13126961
FACEMELTEEEEERRR

>> No.13127002

>>13126996
based VTSAX

>> No.13127014

>>13126972
Oh fuck I forgot Tim Apple was doing that fucking binary event... Why didn't I close my short positioning...

>> No.13127016

SYNA made my day. any of you fags ?

>> No.13127042

>>13127014
and show up with a fucking arcade in his pockets kek!

>> No.13127051

tim apple's event was yesterday...

>> No.13127056
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>>13126984
>I lost 10k on friday.

>> No.13127060

>>13126830
Down .97%, no fucks given T B H

>> No.13127106
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>call from morgan stanley asking me about my interest and availability
>confirm my interest
>they say great, they have a few more interviews to get through before they decide

fucking baited

>> No.13127114

>>13127014
Binary event?

>> No.13127124

Which one of you oil barrons can link me to this API report?

>> No.13127130

>>13127106
Congratulations! Good luck anon! Also MS is a buy

>> No.13127137
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It pleases me that Tim Cook will now forever be known as Tim Apple.

>> No.13127152
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>>13126830

Meh... Nothing special... At least the day ended green...

>> No.13127156

>>13126955
Fine with me. Korean food is numnums.

>> No.13127160
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13127160

BA crashing again.

>> No.13127166

>>13126832

...You haven't even been in it a whole month yet. Are you retarded?

>> No.13127171
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>>13127137
No such thing as forever in Clown World

>>13127156
>tfw no gains for gf or sex tourism

>> No.13127179

>>13127160
This kills the DOWcels

>> No.13127198

>>13127171

Jesus that ad.

>> No.13127216

fuck oil inventories are up. kill me now...

>> No.13127235

Everyone buy BIOS. It's going up.

>> No.13127244

oh wait I can still sell my options for close to what I paid for them before the EIA report comes out tomorrow..

>> No.13127261
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>>13127160
I want it to go to the low 300s again. I would scoop up as many BA cheapies as I can.

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>>13127137
apple funny company, an american company that produces long lasting procuts, my some 10 years old ipod still running 100% and great battery life, and few years old laptop too battery life seem insurmountable compared to windows laps ive had :)

>> No.13127266

>>13127216
>>13127244
damn it now I can't blindly buy calls

>> No.13127300

>>13127266
just scalp some puts open at 10am tomorrow sell at 11am, easy way to make your first yang of the day.

>> No.13127335

>>13127106
what are they hiring you for anon?

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>>13127335
shitty low paying position not worth mentioning. better than being neet though, if i get hired

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>>13127106
I had a feeling morgan stanley lurks smg, now its near confirmed

>>13127130
No way theyre awful, didnt even pass the Stress Test

>> No.13127380

>>13127300
Tomorrow better dump. I didn’t sell my puts for a 200 dollar loss when I could’ve instead of the 500 dollar loss I’m shouldering if they expire worthless

>> No.13127387

>>13126754
>/fit/ girl
>drinking liquid carbs
Fat chance

>> No.13127404

>>13126822
going back to weed stocks. that shit was easy mode.

>> No.13127408

>>13127387
the fit girl is in the video

>> No.13127411
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>>13126830
shorted top today like pro
no need for even posts chart

am expecting strong as heckies buys tomorrow though

2855 deff back in cross hairs

>> No.13127417

>>13127365
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/28/business/bank-stress-tests-fed.html
Looks like they passed but froze the dividend?

>> No.13127418
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>>13127387
I think he means the girl in the video, who is pretty damn hot. Not the circle lenses photoshopped pouting azn posing with that drink.

>>13127350
Anything better than neeting

>>13127365
Stress is a killer

>> No.13127423
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>>13127350
soon.

>> No.13127432

>someone got to buy Tim below $185 today

Is this the best bargain we’ll ever see again? This is a divvy payer with crazy cash reserves that isn’t going away anytime soon.

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>>13127417
They didnt receive the benefit so they didnt actually pass

GS and MS got the losers bracket which means no extra buybacks or dividends, which makes them worthless. also they cant trade

>> No.13127452

>>13127423
>based
I shit on the Financial Elite.

>> No.13127453

>>13127432
when it was at 170 i said i'd wait for 165
when it was at 175 i said i'd wait for 170 again
big regret

>> No.13127467

>>13127446
I just checked out their debt and you're actually right on the no buy
I retract my statement

>> No.13127499
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and they said divvies couldn't grow

>> No.13127500

>>13127411
if SPY and USO are correlated we're dumping on this EIA report...

>> No.13127507

Can anyone tell me how the market is looking? Did everyone get over the fear and faggotry?

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>>13127500

>> No.13127569
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SPY and GLD are interdasting

>> No.13127576

>>13127507

It's out of fear and now in uncertainty. The Semen & Penis probably gonna range up and down between around 2700 and 2900-ish for a bit.

>> No.13127584

>>13127576
THAT'S ALL ITS DONE FOR A FUCKING YEAR NOW

KILL ME

>> No.13127599

>>13127576
Why do people live in fear? We only have a fucking year before it all collapses, we need to get trading and make as much fucking money in the interim as possible.

>> No.13127603
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> market downturn in October was rapid and deep
> trade deal likely already priced in
> situation with Boeing and Airbus showing real risk in trade deal & nothing ever certain width Orange chode

> I keep fucking up both my life and portfolio

Getting real scared here guys, not sure if this is FUD or reasonable doubt

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My meager positions for swing trades. Roast me.

>> No.13127616

>>13127584

Eh? I dropped all the way down 2346 and had a wonderful bounce to 2860 before it got stuck in this wiggle zone.

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>>13127446
was able for average down on FDP and KHC last week well enough for nearly break even today

hurray!

(if me had just held GPRO would be 300$ profit today ;_; )

>> No.13127653

>>13127500
SPY gives less and less heckies about Oil every day

NDX am CLEARLY leading SPX atm
nothing else even close

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This tool is pretty fancy and cool

https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/asset-correlations

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>>13127660
if you not doing your own correlations in scatter plots you not serious about trading!

>> No.13127681

>>13127500
Oil used for be SPX leader for very long time, but it started waning mid last year

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>>13127669
>intellectual masterbation

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>>13127576
I can see the future (and time)

Expect these news articles:
>global growth starts to pick up again
>yield curve uninverts and stays flat
>Trade deals comes to a close
then the SPY moons to 300, all the stop losses at 300 gets hit and we moon to 320, Year of the pig prophecy comes true

>>13127633
You need to realize something thats important
To not buy the worst performers of the sector. FDP and KHC are not what they once were.
Dont be afraid,
to buy TSN MDLZ and PEP. or your gains will be destroyed

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>>13127686
>basic stock market money making jutsu

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>>13127633
Was selling GPRO to buy LPTX a mistake?

>> No.13127733

VFF doing moves after market

sign for mooning tomorrow?

>> No.13127736

>>13127660
god those returns are pathetic

i cant imagine making that little money, things like SPY are well over 10% forever

>> No.13127741

>>13127669
>hurr durr everythings correlated the same
no shit, welcome to post 2008 clown world

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>>13127653
>SPY gives less and less heckies about Oil every day

I like to watch the price of copper for early warning signs of trouble.

>>13127724
>Expect these news articles:
>global growth starts to pick up again
>yield curve uninverts and stays flat
>Trade deals comes to a close
>then the SPY moons to 300, all the stop losses at 300 gets hit and we moon to 320, Year of the pig prophecy comes true

Possible.

>> No.13127750

>>13127733

Bull trappy bounce, yes. Moon, nay.

>> No.13127751

>>13127736
I think you're confused anon
>>13127730
Give me your bias for the next week and we'll see if it turns out, cripple waifu

>> No.13127761

>>13127262
t. Weihan Zhang

>> No.13127770

everyday my gpro gains get bigger. thanks anime

>> No.13127778

>>13127750
mooning back to 18

dont jinx

>> No.13127785

Why was today green? Why did the sell volume just stop without buy volume increasing?

>> No.13127786

>>13127778
$16.50 max without bully news.

>> No.13127789

>>13127732
Anon, I...

>> No.13127792
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>>13127569
This makes me rethink GLD accumulation...

>> No.13127797

>>13127792
what did he see

>> No.13127801

>>13127792
I wonder why he was making that face. By the way she looks, she must have had a shit stain or something

>> No.13127810

>>13127797

flabby ass

>> No.13127821

>>13127785
I was green yesterday and red today.

>> No.13127824

>>13127792
why the fook are you buying gold at the top of the range

>> No.13127829
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>>13127724
b-but buffet same told me invest in what buy
am eat FDP Green Beans, Kool Aid and Kraft Macaroni every week :(

am hate pepsi and Tyson chicken (tyson makes me sick)
m-maybe MDLZ....

>>13127741
shut up super dummy
no DUH everything super correlate

trick and difficulty am finding something no correlate which cant really be done with out math

>>13127742
w-why c-opper good thing for watch?

>>13127751
dont look that far ahead
but 100% for sure dont think we closing below 280 SPY and even think we might retest 285 /this/ week

>> No.13127835

>>13127792
I'm seeing the front. Apparently, the back is even worse. I bet she has a shart stain.

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>>13127789
But my tenbagger...

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>>13127770
damn me.... am started GPRO anime meme.... but sold GPRO..... how could this happen.....

>> No.13127849

>>13127835
Or was it a prehensile tail?

>> No.13127851

>>13127829
>w-why c-opper good thing for watch?

I read that somewhere (don't member where) so I started watching it and have found it helpful as a way to put broader market movements in perspective against a perpetually in demand commodity.

>> No.13127857

>>13126992
dude shorts only just started squeezing

im aiming for 1.50 or 1.60

>> No.13127861

>>13127840
You should consider getting into BIOS. Do your DD, but I think it's going UP!!!!

>> No.13127873

>>13127824
Ever heard of the GOLDEN bull run? It's a bull run, but for GOLD.
Haven't bought yet, just waiting to see if the breakout happens

>> No.13127878

>>13127669
I'm a surfer, not a jerker.

>> No.13127879

whats the best food stock my niggas? preferably something with healthy options that all the youngins like

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>>13127849
>prehensile tail?

Useful.

>> No.13127887

>>13127786
im ok with 16.50 fren

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>>13127879
does sugar masquerading as coffee count as food? buy sbux

>> No.13127908

>>13127892
sbux is good, but i was thinking something that a human being can actually survive on

>> No.13127924

>>13127908
nestle sells water

>> No.13127958
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>>13127829
Buffet has abandoned us, you only have yourself now
I buy FDP and KHC too but theyre small compared to my positions in GIS SJM CAG ect ect

If you want to be a Foodchad you need to look at whats important, not just interest rates. You need to think about Acquisitions, unique transportation costs, and Gen Z.
You want GIS and SJM for the petfood. MDLZ owns the entire Gum marketshare. TSN was only brought down from Chinese scandalous.
And the best of all, CPB will become the next PEP. Not only have they secured the pretzel marketshare but also the entire Salt and Vinager marketshare. Buy these on the next dip and youll beat the SPY year after year

>> No.13128016

>>13127879
HSY Pepsi, Nestle, JJSF, FLO

most acquiring in healthy foods havent been successful yet, just recently learned about CVGW it seems to do well

>> No.13128047
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13128047

I am a 24 year old doomer with absolutely no achievements, accomplishments, things of note, anything substantial whatsoever to show for my life so far

My life is just one big show of mediocrity. I did mediocre in high school, went to a mediocre shit state school, got mediocre grades, with a mediocre degree. Now I am working a mediocre job, living with my parents, making mediocre wages and I have no friends. Every time I tried to make something of myself, pursue something, my family would cut me down, criticize me, verbally abuse me, insult me. And I am stuck, living in one of the most expensive cities in the world, so moving out is simply not an option.

Sometimes I want to die, but other times I know I am still privileged, so I continue my banal existence.

>> No.13128053

I still have a large position in BGS foods but it appears Im about to get yield trapped

>> No.13128082

>>13128047
Read up on the concept of "activation energy" in chemistry. Sounds like youve never truly applied yourself to have a large success, and never felt what its like.

>> No.13128085

BMMJ

>> No.13128093

>>13128047
What did you try to do that caused your parents to strike you down anon? A year ago and a half ago I was a NEET, just got accepted for a year internship that pays over $30/h. It takes no time at all to turn ur life around, make a goal and just work towards it.

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>>13128047
Anon. Listen to me. It doesn't matter what you do. You may only think of yourself as average, but I swear the older you get the dumber and weaker everyone around you will become. You are the Default Savior. You will become a god through absolutely no effort of your own. However, if you put in effort, you can become a god among gods. You have all of eternity to accomplish your goals. Plan accordingly.

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>>13128047
Cheer up, fren. In 5 billion years when our sun turns into a red giant and engulfs Earth, none of it will matter anyway!

>> No.13128119

>>13128093
I grew up in a verbally abusive household. My father would take out his frustrations and anger on me from a young age

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>>13127792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84R9csRPsm4

>> No.13128126

>>13128096
Yeah this is wrong
>>13128105
This is correct
>>13128047
Sucks just move out

>> No.13128169

>>13128047
This pasta is already stale

>> No.13128183

>>13127840
Man you guys have no patience. I’ve held LPTX since February 6th. Literally what is 10 days?

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>>13127958
>Not only have they secured the pretzel marketshare but also the entire Salt and Vinager marketshare

This sentence is so cute I don't know why.

>> No.13128208

What's up with the brain damaged animeposters? Anyone care to comment on how you let these generals get to this point?

>> No.13128217

>>13128047
This is me, but I also suffer from MS.

>> No.13128218

>>13128208

Do you mean to say that you are, in fact, bearish on big pretzel?

>> No.13128229

>>13128208
how do you feel about cryptoposters that comprise 95% of this board

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>red engulfing massive volume
>price rises

Huh

>> No.13128265

>>13128126
>Yeah this is wrong
I offered you my knowledge. Dig a hole. Stockpile acorns.

>> No.13128276

>>13128233

It's just an indication of indecisive market sentiment.

>> No.13128279

Trading oil all day every day. Up 2.5k for the year on that. Down 3.5k on stocks. Probably going to sell most of my stocks in the next few months and just concentrate on oil.

>> No.13128289

>>13128279

USO $13 when?

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today I will remind them

>> No.13128326

>>13128047
Don't listen to your parents, it's easy

>>13127507
If you're not afraid, you're not paying attention.

>> No.13128331

>>13128289
Idk. I like the leveraged stuff. Oilu/oild due to low costs. If you want to trade uso I’d say wait for it to hit 12, probably early morning US times in the next few days and jump in EIA report is tomorrow so see if it confirms the API report. Macd, rsi, and bollinger bands are your friends, particularly at 1 hour for swing trading and 5min for day trading.

>> No.13128336

Dip to 277 so I can unload my puts faggot.

>> No.13128373

>>13128331
To put a finer point on it. I don’t see oil getting much past 60 until the broader indexes jump back up to where they weee at the beginning of the month.

>> No.13128378

Im waiting for entry to amzn
Is good idea?

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>>13128047
my life story except
>failed out of state school
>30 year old boomer

Holy shit I deserve the rope

>> No.13128438

LPTX fell to 1.79 AH which is bizarre. Maybe news tomorrow? Someone trying to push the price down and accumulate?

>> No.13128443

>>13128438
Wait what? I had a buy limit at 1.80

Fucking RH...

>> No.13128454

>>13128443
Nvm, it was 1.85 am I cancelled it to free up buying power

>> No.13128456

>>13128443
Someones jerking the price around. Probably buying their own shares back at lower prices. Never any room for you.

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I just paid fucking 3.3k in crypto tax to the JewRUS I mean IRS.

>> No.13128508

>>13128495
but
why?

>> No.13128512

>>13128508
Because I am about to apply for a job which uses a polygraph and I know for a fact that they ask about tax avoidance.

>> No.13128556

>>13128512
Your problem is considering your income as taxable in the first place.

>> No.13128568

>>13128047
your abusive childhood and your resultant distorted view of yourself are the problem
you have a degree and a job, that's more than a lot of people could say
your degree and career are proof that you do have achievements and accomplishments
how you did in high school means absolutely nothing after you've gotten into college, there is objectively no reason why you should care at all about your grades in high school
having no friends can be solved and likely has to do with how you were brought up

moving to a different state, cutting off all contact with your parents, and getting therapy is the best thing you could do rn

>> No.13128571

>>13128556
mkay lolbertarian.

Enjoy living in your fantasy world till the IRS snatches you out of it.

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If trading hadn’t halted and resumed AH, establishing a price point, this still would be trading around 8.
There’s like nobody selling whatsoever only people buying

>> No.13128585

>>13128326
>If you're not afraid, you're not paying attention.
I am paying attention. The recession is a year out. Maybe 6 months. Short-term, these faggots are scared, but within 3 Months I'll be out at a massive profit.

>> No.13128588

>>13127840
It's alright buddy, it's all green dreams for now on

>> No.13128590

>>13128512
Thank you for the yangbucks
Good luck

>>13128456
Think it could get to 1.75?
Seriously considering pumping.

>> No.13128598

>>13128571
The irs doesn’t even know I’m a person. Although I will probably pay taxes on my stock gains this year.
But crypto? Lol. Just declare it as a gift from internet morons

>> No.13128602

>>13128512
polygraph is absolute BS. Always keep that in your mind and you will always pass it.

>> No.13128612

>>13128512
the general consensus in the scientific community is that polygraphs are inaccurate and unreliable
there's no reason to use a polygraph for anything at all
in fact, using one may be worse than nothing because of false positives/negatives

https://www.apa.org/research/action/polygraph

>> No.13128637

>>13128612
Didn’t I assume that’s for the purpose of witness testimony or discerning the reliability of information.

I’d imagine it’s still very useful for getting people to admit to things they wouldn’t otherwise.

>> No.13128647

>>13128637
Should say
Didn’t click the link

>> No.13128675

>>13128637
it's true that it may have some use in getting dumb people who don't know polygraphs don't work to confess to crimes, but actually hooking someone up to a polygraph and running a test is completely pointless because the validity of polygraph results hasn't been backed up by science and there's a significant likelihood of producing an erroneous result, which does more harm than doing nothing at all if the results are actually taken seriously

>> No.13128694

>>13128602
>>13128612

I know they are but I want to atleast have my ducks in a row incase they were to do any digging.

>> No.13128775

>>13128413
>>13128119
>>13128047
>>13127603
My life is a failure
What do?

>>13128105
>nobody loves you now?
>cheer up! Nobody will love you in 5 billion years?
Somehow this does not fill me with relief.

>> No.13128780

>>13128585
If you're going to try to time the market, always be on the safe side. The room for error here is really big and for all you know the market could tank for reasons completely unrelated reasons to the structural weakness just before you want to pull out. Better to not think in terms of months, but years.

>> No.13128795

>>13128612
as someone who's briefly considered infiltrating the CIA, the fact that they can pick up distress when they ask you about loyalty is probably sufficient.

>> No.13128799

>>13128568
thanks. good advise. tips on moving out to a different state? Ive been applying to jobs in the midwest but I dont think they even look at my application if im applying out of state

>> No.13128864

>>13128795
>gommie faggot
I thought you were dead

>>13128799
I honestly couldn't tell you, but I'm sure there are other people that can give you better advice than I can

>> No.13128881

>>13127603
Fixed income, my friend. Bond prices will increase dramatically in the next downturn and if you get some high end agency debt you can still get 3.6% interest while you wait.

>> No.13128896

>>13128637
>I’d imagine it’s still very useful for getting people to admit to things they wouldn’t otherwise.

It is if they're stupid enough to agree to take one in the first place. In any sort of court proceeding, you, as a witness or the accused or even the victim, should never agree to take it. Every lawyer in the entire biz will tell you you have nothing to gain from participating in the test.

Only legitimate reason to take a poly is if you are required to as part of a job application for law enforcement position (police mainly). If you have skeletons in your closet, you probably aren't trying to get a job like that. I mean unless you're doing some kind of double agent deal for organized crime or whatever.

>> No.13128899

>>13128864
>I thought you were dead
Had a very stressful past month or so. Had to concentrate on things irl, and still looking for a job. Got a promising chance as a writer with some fintech firm.

>> No.13128919

>>13128896

Or, of course, in the case of anon who brought up this topic, make sure you're clean going in to one and have no need to worry. Unfortunately there is the possibility of flunking the thing or getting the 'inconclusive' even if you played it straight for the whole deal. Shitty situation when it's used as an employment requirement.

>> No.13128920

INNT APVO or TRIL ?

>> No.13128967

Strap in anybody playing the AACR, things gonna get bumpy. PHIO already released their PR, so did APVO. All the pharma are issuing PR today/tomorrow, so get in while you can. The embargo lifts on Friday at 3:30 so don't hold over the weekend if you're not comfortable fighting the algos.

>> No.13129039

19:32:19 $ 1.87 10
19:32:19 $ 1.85 10
19:03:18 $ 1.79 44
19:00:59 $ 1.83 800
19:00:16 $ 1.85 156
18:59:43 $ 1.93 1
18:59:13 $ 1.93 3
18:58:52 $ 1.93 1
18:58:25 $ 1.93 2
18:57:57 $ 1.93 1
18:56:44 $ 1.93 1
18:54:35 $ 1.93 1
18:47:23 $ 1.79 Low 950
18:47:03 $ 1.80 1,000
18:46:52 $ 1.81 100
18:46:43 $ 1.83 200
18:46:31 $ 1.85 500
18:46:31 $ 1.85 2,000
18:46:18 $ 1.86 200
18:46:18 $ 1.88 50
17:59:10 $ 1.89 1,000
17:58:55 $ 1.89 50
17:56:16 $ 1.915 75

Explain to me what just happened?

>> No.13129049
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Got $356 in my Vanguard account to spend this Thursday. What should I buy?

>> No.13129061

>>13129049
VTSMX

>> No.13129083
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>>13129061
But I already own VTI (ETF of VTSMX). Are you saying I should keep dumping into VTI?

>> No.13129099

Is it time to buy NIO yet?

>> No.13129101

>>13129039
whoever running that stock didn't want it sitting on it's low
also seeing if higher price advertisement attracts buyers

it semi worked, was able to get stock back to 1.85

>> No.13129102

>>13129083
yeah man, always accumulate more SP500 and total market ETFs/mutual funds

anything you buy beyond that is simply being overweighted to those things, biggest part of your portfolio should always been pure index tracking funds

>> No.13129120

>>13129101
I wanna know why it was getting sold so low? I suspected RH noobs trying to get out before fake earnings, but they don't let people trade after 6.

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>>13129099
You should give your money to this guy instead.

>> No.13129127

>>13129102
Should I start putting into S&P 500 ETF (VOO) or keep dumping into VTI?

>> No.13129159

>>13129127
it doesnt ultimately matter much either ways, they are both long term within 1% of each others annual returns

do you prefer to only own the top 500 companies, or do you want to own all 4500+ or wahtever there is on the public markets?

>> No.13129163

>>13129049
VFF

>> No.13129167

>>13129159
Honestly I just want to put my money into whatever is going to give me the biggest return over time.

>> No.13129180

THIS IS A REMINDER THAT IF YOU USE ROBINHOOD THEN YOU ARE LITERALLY FUCKING RETARDED BECAUSE THEY ARE LITERALLY ROBBING YOU BLIND AND KEKING THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR DECISONS LITERALLY WHILE YOU FAGGOTS WORRY ABOUT SAVING ON MUH $5 COMMISSION.

>> No.13129191

>>13129167
VTI and VOO are so closely correlated and so similar that nobody knows which will be superior, if you dont want to pick then just go half and half, the only effect there is you will have half the exposure to small caps as VTI gives by itself, since VOO has none

returns are effectively the same, just by investing in either one you are making it, good luck

>> No.13129194

>>13129120
its naturally falling down in price :(
18:46 was someone market selling probably

rest is natural market reaction until 18:54

>> No.13129197

>>13129180
I'm just paid them 50 bucks and they gave me 12 thousand dollars.

>> No.13129202

>>13129191

Awesome. I'll stick to VTI since my budget allows me to buy 1 share a week whereas VOO would be 1 share every two weeks. Thanks anon.

>> No.13129212

>>13129194
You'd need to be a serious brainlet to sell at 1.8 when a stock closed at 1.9 because of AH selling off on 5k volume

>> No.13129218

>>13129197
How did you do that fren? Please do tell

>> No.13129230

>>13129218
There are tiers to gold membership

>> No.13129246

What should I invest the excess of my paycheck in so I can retire early and never wageslave again?

>> No.13129252

>>13129246
a gun or sleeping pills

>> No.13129255

>>13129230
That's some sick leverage. Don't you need at least 6k of your own money?

>> No.13129265

>>13129255
Probably? I remember when I started with 5 thousand I could only get 2, but now that I made it up to 20+ there's a bunch of more options for me.

>> No.13129266

>>13129246
Powerball jackpot is getting pretty high. I bought some tickets myself.

>> No.13129278

>>13129266
I mean stocks, things that will actually payout in the end.

>> No.13129284

>>13129266
I'm p sure the lotto is rigged against zoomers. Never seen one win.

I'm net positive lifetime on scratch tickets though

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>> No.13129318

>>13129278
there is no magic bullet, but >>13128299
is probably the best, most well established strategy you can go with. First step, buy a bunch of government bonds (I'm going with agency bonds), wait for a recession, and then buy indexes, bluechips and leading R&D corps at the bottom. Rinse and Repeat everytime yields invert.

>>13129284
Same desu. But unlike scratchers you can buy lotto subscriptions online, which is why I end up buying more of them lol.

>> No.13129330

>>13129317
>only 300 percent
u suck

>> No.13129359

>>13126773
yo I just might

>>13128047
have you considered buying food stocks

>>13127958
I feel like this post is better than most SA content

>> No.13129362

>>13129266
Long time no see!
Stocking up on TLT after the inversion?

>> No.13129403

>>13129362
Not adding more investments until I get a steady income, but last thing I did was sell my tips mutual fond for buying agency debt directly. Got some Tennessee valley authority bonds with 3.6% interest.

>> No.13129428

>>13129403
Prefer ETFs myself desu, more liquid
AGZ might interest you

>> No.13129434

anybody care to wager a guess on what Macarthur Minerals MMS - MMSDF will do tomorrow I would really appreciate it!

>> No.13129442

>>13129428
thanks fren. liquidity is good, but i also really value not loosing money on my principle, which is much more secure when I can potentially hold the bond to maturity if I wanted to.

>> No.13129478
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>>13129434
What is this shit? Run

>> No.13129599

>>13129478
its a junior mining company in austrailia that just secured a 4 billion dollar iron mining deal. yeah I know the chart is scary. im in at 13 cents

>> No.13129611

>>13129099
Soon
I can't believe these retards dumped their shares over the fact that NIO continues to contract JAC Motors to build its cars instead of building their own factory. Imagine if everyone in 2019s software world had to maintain their own servers

>> No.13129624

>>13129599
I usually trade NASDAQ shit exclusively so I don't know how materials usually trade but the setup seems to indicate that the news has already been bought and sold, now people are accumulating if long. Low float could send it really high but if you're dealing with a majority pf institutions you're gonna be facing a long slog to gains.

>> No.13129628
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13129628

I'm coming back from a long break from trading. I used to use Etrade but I want to start with a new brokerage. What do you guys think of Tastyworks?

>> No.13129649
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EDV is superior to TLT for the coming crash.

>> No.13129665

When i enter to tradingview to see ideas, all people say X goes up or down
What i do, how i invest without anxiety

>> No.13129674
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>>13129665
You don't

>> No.13129684

>>13129665
tradingview is for laughing at boomers, poos, TAfags, etc.
If you find a good idea you'll know.

some of their videos are dank:
https://www.tradingview.com/shows/real-vision-the-edge/how-i-got-my-start-in-finance/#learning-his-options

>> No.13129691

>>13129649
I've been using TGLMX, which is a mutual fund. Much better dividends.

>> No.13129720

>tfw started picking up spare charge off of the ground

have $6.59 so far
it's like I'm collecting dividends from life

>> No.13129734

Where are my VTSAX niggas at

>> No.13129741

>>13129691
It's not about the dividends, it's about the crash and rates

>> No.13129743

>>13129649
TLT has better liquidity it looks like.

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>>13129720
This is my kind of investment

>> No.13129751

VTI is the ETF version of VTSAX for robinhood lads

>> No.13129769

>>13129743
Use TLT for options

>> No.13129770

>>13129751
VTI>VTSAX for non vanguardfags.

VTSAX>=VTI for vanguardfags depending on preference

>> No.13129776

>>13129741
True, but there's benefits to having investments that do well in the meantime. Plus, I can reallocate the dividends however I like.

>> No.13129791

>>13129720
wait have you dropped any money on the ground in the same time period?
are you suuuure you didn't drop any money on the ground?
better be careful, if you drop even a fiver most of your lifetime gains are gone

>> No.13129825

Ok watching the TSLA chart i think this is good time to buy
Tell my why im wrong
If im wrong no problem im complete real brainlet

>> No.13129856

>>13129825
Tesla won't survive the next recession. It's a luxury good that's barely profitable to begin with.

>> No.13129860

>>13129825
Next earnings look bad and a judge is going to rape Elon mid/late April.

>> No.13129882

What fintech handles RobbingMan’s transactions?

>> No.13129884
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13129884

Depositing funds tomorrow to gamble on oil calls on Thursday.

>> No.13129900

>>13129860
>>13129856
But if buy 1000 tomorrow and i close the next week

>> No.13129997

VTI
VOO

PERHAPS
VTSAX

LETS GO

>> No.13130040

>>13129212
maybe?
what if stock opens @ 1.79 tomorrow?

then that guy pretty smart

>> No.13130066

>>13129997
VOO
Long or short?
And why?

>> No.13130099

>>13130066
always long

because the markets only go up long term

>> No.13130116

>>13129720
Paper cash does nothing for me anymore. I have 20s just lying on the floor of my apartment for months and I walk by every single day and do nothing

>> No.13130130

>>13129856
Luxury survives this recession because wealth gap. The rich need cars.

>> No.13130133

>>13130116
pick them up and count how much it adds up to
just for the sake of seeing how much money you have lying around, if nothing else

>> No.13130150

>>13130040
>what if stock opens @ 1.79 tomorrow?
It might. Testing the lows happens before PR releases historically.

>> No.13130168

>>13130133
When I was wagecucking last summer I would get paid like 1000 a week all in twenties. Its like going to the beach and finding sand in weird places for the next 3 years.

>> No.13130169

>>13130130
The few rich who will be unaffected by such a crisis won't be enough to power that kind of demand. Many of the people tesla is targeting are professionals, upper middle class people who will be affected.

>> No.13130171

anyone else holding MMS on the Toronto exchange?

>> No.13130193

I'd rather have VTI+VXUS if you're holding 30 years. More than that, i'd rather have VTI+VEA+VWO+VNQ for asset diversification, but that's more for us $200k+ in the market anons

>> No.13130199

The only thing I can think of after work is over is a Pink screaming Wojak thinking about how awful the next day is going to be.

>> No.13130240

>>13129720
nig are you for real
is this what buying galt does to a person

>> No.13130243

There's such a significant portion of the market who will become rich if the market enters a recession that it inherently makes a recession less likely. We were fucked so hard by 2008.
If a recession happens all the bears become rich bulls an all the bulls become poor bears and the cycle starts anew.

>> No.13130255

>>13130243
bulls get rich from recessions too

they are intelligent enough to buy on the way down and buy on the way up

easy moonshot every decade

>> No.13130261

>>13130243
Simple, buy puts and then keep indexing in retirement accounts for the 1+2 punch

>> No.13130265

>>13130193
its dumb to buy anything beyond US equities my man

its the best corporate enviroment in the world, so buy into it. europe is a meme, bonds are a meme, just buy either SP500 or total market and be 100% equities for decades

>> No.13130270

>>13130255
That's getting rich after a recession. But they won't have any money to buy on the way down or back up. Bears will, and they shall become bulls.
So it has been told

>> No.13130282

>>13130243
A recession is in the real economy, not the stock market. And no, most people are invested in indexes, especially retail investors. The collapse in demand is what gives a recession its sticking power, this is rather hard to fix without stimulus. And now with monetary policy pretty much useless, it's very hard to see what will push us out of recession this time besides massive fiscal stimulus.

>> No.13130292

>>13130282
War with aliens/white people again.

>> No.13130300

>>13130265
No hedge huh? What about the emerging markets? VNQ is REIT

>> No.13130305

Man I wish I was old enough to have invested during 9/11. I would've shorted the DOW so hard. Be a millionaire rn.

>> No.13130313

>>13130292
>'people'

>> No.13130324

>>13130292
let's hope not for all our sakes.

>> No.13130346

>>13130324
I sorta want to see zoomer social media reactions to being drafted though

>> No.13130359

>>13130356
new
>>13130356
new
>>13130356

>> No.13130403

>>13130346
it'd probably be the best opportunity for an actual revolution in the united states. Massive expansions to the military often make it much more unstable and less inherently loyal to the government or its institutions. Portugal is the classic example with the carnation revolution in 1975.