/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.13104340]

So biz, why are you not a male stripper? $1,000 for a few hours work seems neat.

https://thoughtcatalog.com/lorenzo-jensen-iii/2015/04/6-male-strippers-on-what-really-happens-at-hen-parties-nsfw/

[Anonymous No.13104383]

>>13104340
I just don't want to get rape by a 35 year old MILF with a 15in strapon.

[Anonymous No.13104412]

>>13104383
your loss

[Anonymous No.13104419]

>>13104340
I don't have the body for it, they probably want ultra chad

[Anonymous No.13104460]

>>13104340
I've done 17k pushups with 45 lb etc. Bunch of shit. I've probably trained more than 99% of humans.

I could probably do it, but that is way out of my comfort zone.
Flashing your dick amd shit. Fuck that.

Also, screw those strippers. They should be wage cuking and being suicidal just like the rest of us

[Anonymous No.13104483]

I'm fat
I browse /ck/ more than /biz/

[Anonymous No.13104619]

>become a literal display peice like some kind of meat where your only inherit worth is your body
There's a reason not even most women "just become pornstars for the easy life lol". It's inhuman in nature, no better than literal prostitution.

[Anonymous No.13104668]

This is unironically similar to how I look. I work as a neurosurgeon though, so I have ny fair share of nights without sleep. To tired to show bitches my 7in cock