why haven't you taken the aldi pill yet, /biz/?

[Anonymous No.13103296]

https://careers.aldi.us/district

>$80,000 starting salary,
>$5,000 signing bonus,
>fully expensed AUDI A3,
>an iPhone and competitive benefits.

[Anonymous No.13103413]

>>13103296
whats the catch? why am i getting a sleezy vibe from this

[Anonymous No.13103451]

>>13103413
probably 60-80 hour work weeks or something. I've no idea

I was unironically hoping a /biz/ anon who was in this position could red pill us on the pros and cons

[Anonymous No.13103487]

>>13103451
It's a "you could have this one day if you wageslave enough" kind of thing. Realistically, there are few people in these roles, but they advertise the hell out of them because that's the only real career advancement you could ever get working at a supermarket. The entire corporate culture is basically dangling carrots like this in front of the pleb to keep them docile, while realistically they would never allow someone not previously connected in these roles.

[Anonymous No.13103495]

>>13103296
>fully expensed AUDI A3, an iPhone
its actually fucking real. holy fucking kek. this is how goyims are baited in nowadays?

LMAO

[Anonymous No.13103514]

>A Bachelor’s degree is required

FFS!!

its a fucking discount supermarket

[Anonymous No.13103520]

>>13103487
but it's an entry level job

[Anonymous No.13103567]

>>13103487
>you could have this one day if you wageslave enough
No, Aldi District managers get this from day one. I know it here from Germany. They usually get recruited out of college or military but then have to work a half a year in all kinds of positions within the supermarket.
The issue is that the position of district manager offers little room to grow since few people make it into Aldi's lean core management circle.
The other thing is that you're designated platinum level wageslave with a lot of hours but without the prestige that some other occupations have.
Other than that it's pretty solid and if you have good oversight and leadership skills then you will like your job.

[Anonymous No.13103586]

>>13103514
You are overseeing like 5 supermarkets. Just think of all the logistical planning and HR stuff.

[Anonymous No.13103612]

>>13103451
This is exactly what they mean. It's a great salary, bu they work you half to death. Salaried jobs are only worth it if it's a job that is a more intermediate/senior position. For people just starting out in their 20's and early 30's, they know they can take advantage of you and they will.

[Anonymous No.13103617]

>>13103296
We only got trader joes and fuck if I'm working in one of those sardine cans

[Anonymous No.13103796]

>>13103514
to be a manger? yes it requires brains you are not just bagging shit

[Anonymous No.13104161]