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What are some jobs with minimum social contact?

>> No.13101416

neet

>> No.13101467

Night janitor, did it once and was pretty chill with podcasts and stuff. Granted I was 16 and pay was like 300 quid a month. For more money just do an office job and appear autistic and they will leave you alone.

>> No.13101477

>>13101410
anything that can be done from home, dev mainly

>> No.13101560
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13101560

graveyard shift anything

>> No.13101576

>>13101560
Wouldn't recommend it at a hotel though, unless you enjoy meeting the scum of the Earth.

>> No.13101597

>>13101410

I'm an auto locksmith. All I do is generate and program new keys for repossessed cars that come through auto auctions. Since everyone in the automotive and reposessions industry is a 45 year old 90 iq mongoloid, conversations are always brief and to the point.

75k a year if you were curious, but there's no room to go any higher from here really. Perma-middle class.

>> No.13101618

>>13101560
I've worked at a graveyard shift job once. Nearly of the workers had sunken black eyes. The women wore makeup to hide that fact.

>> No.13101715

>>13101410
postman

>> No.13101884

>>13101715
Wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MVyQNNFobA

>> No.13101903

>>13101410
Military drone pilot

>> No.13102061
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>>13101884
imagine being in that lady's head for a day. what a nightmare

>> No.13102374

>>13101715
Probably the worst thing you can do

>> No.13102847

i am a developer and I dont speak most days
its hell
get a job with nerds that you actually like, not a solitary gig.

>> No.13102888

>>13101410

Sysadmin. Airforce pilot. Septic tank engineer. Night shift 'security guard.' Actual night shift security guard. Pretentious Steam indie videogame developer. Geologist. Oil rig worker.

>> No.13102969
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>>13101410
I work as a self-employed courier for a same-day delivery company. I drive my own car and deliver one or two packages per day, usually between 100-200 miles drive per job...take home about 800/wk ...its a commission based job, more miles equals more pay.
Nobody bothers me, I pick up from a place and drive it to another place, get a signature and drive to the gym to workout when done. Listen to music/talk all day. Comfy and totally easy, traffic isn't as bad as you might think.

>> No.13103117

Full time crypto trader. I haven’t had a conversation in days

>> No.13103429

>>13101416
I might be a neet but atleast I don't get raped by 30 million chinese communists on Tuesday when the 50 jews teleport in a circle and try to circumcise me.

>> No.13103437

>>13103429
OH MY GOD SAVE ME! Anything red is communist and my ID is red Ah no!!!!!! The ayylmaos are

>> No.13103446

>>13103437
Working with the communist chinese!!!!!! And the jews are also satan worshippers!!! And they work with the chinese communists!!!

>> No.13103454

>>13101477
COMMUNIST! ITS A COMMUNIST!!!!

>> No.13103532

Planting trees. It's what I do and I spend weeks in random mountains living in a propane-powered van not talking to a single person.

>> No.13103691

>>13103532
that sounds right up my alley. canada? all the tree planting i'm familiar with is team based. lots of solitude when you're actually planting up camp life is anything but.

>> No.13103745
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>>13101410
systems engineer here, work remotely from home. I could go weeks without leaving the house. I interact with computers only.

>> No.13103763

>>13103117
Represent

>> No.13103815

Sucking dink. No talking just slurping

>> No.13103821

>>13101410
online poker

>> No.13104002

>>13101410
pro dick sucker

>> No.13104050

Crane operator

>> No.13104361

>>13102374
>>13102061

idiots
i was a postie for a year and never talked to anyone
now I deliver groceries to a small prison and speak to even less people

i bet you both have to deal with customers or shovel shit all day

>> No.13104423

>>13104361
any job that you can move to two different points and requires you to move is not as awkward as having a manager position or maybe some restaurant waiter where leaving randomly in the conversation is more awkward

>> No.13104444

>>13101410
Teaching unironically

>> No.13104449

>>13104444
checked

>> No.13104452

>>13101467
>For more money just do an office job and appear autistic and they will leave you alone.

Nope. They don't leave you alone. Not unless it's a smallish business and your managers are all men. Work in standard office these days, you'll get ensnared by hr and women and office politics even if you don't participate in any if it. One day you'll get a mediocre performance review with something about lack of engagement or something. Then passed over for promotions. Then maybe laid off.

>> No.13105054

>>13101410
Oil workers. Some interaction when on site with others but most nights you go without every seeing or talking to other people on site. Mwd in particular is good at this. Just click a button every hour with a rare occasion of radioing the rig to redo something.

>> No.13105392

>>13102847

Underrated post. Remote working is mostly a meme (unless you're really leveraging geographical arbitrage).