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>wageslave in office
>someone sneezes every five minutes
>expected to say bless you every time

Why are normies like this?

>> No.13089615

>>13089589
>>expected to say bless you every time

if youre a woman

>> No.13089630

>>13089589
Why the hell would you even care

>> No.13089646

German Chads say "gesundheit"

>> No.13089667

>>13089646
This master race.

>> No.13089692

>taking shit at work
>someone enters the stall next to you
>*unzip*
>*BRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP*
>*SPLOOOOOSSSHHH*
>no courtesy flush

>> No.13089708

>>13089692
Only boomers do this shit. Just like when they piss and hug the wall.
>taking a piss
>boomer coworker walks in
>ziiiiip
>plshhhhhhhhh
>"AAAAHHHHH.... *BRAAAAAP!!!* YOU HEAR THEM BULLFROGS? ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DOLLAR, RIGHT ANON?"
>"y-yeah..."

>> No.13089755

I always yell, "winner winner chicken dinner!" in my best Guy Fieri voice when someone sneezes. I don't have a job

>> No.13089800

>>13089708
>Just like when they piss and hug the wall.
w-what?

>> No.13089834
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>>13089800
>pic related

>> No.13089911

>>13089834
lmaoooo what the fuck

>> No.13091050

>>13089834
OH NONONONONO...

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>>13089708
Why the fuck do people talk to me in the bathroom when I'm clearly trying to take a shit? This always creeped me the fuck out.

>> No.13091098

>>13089708
they make the same frog joke when farting here in europe. are NPCs the same everywhere?