imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.13086360]

Do you guys like to sniff ur gf's farts?

[Anonymous No.13086369]

>>13086360
>tattoos
Degenerate/10 would not marry and found a family with

[Anonymous No.13086374]

>>13086360
>tattoos

would not bang

[Anonymous No.13086376]

>>13086369
>imagine the smell faggot

[Anonymous No.13086378]

>>13086360
What’s wrong with smaller asses? They feel just as good going in and guys won’t oogle over your gf in public to make you feel helplessly jealous. Girls with a small ass also knows her place in the socio-sexual pyramid and won’t treat you like shit thinking she’s all that. For me, it’s the girls with small asses

[Anonymous No.13086382]

>>13086360
C-C-CAIT???!!!

[Anonymous No.13086387]

>>13086378
it's not about the sex anon. It's the power dynamic of having a bitch that no one else can. If it was just about sex, everyone would go for hookers.

[Anonymous No.13086415]

>>13086378
>what's wrong with drinking soilent? it has all the same nutrients as food but you don't have to chew it and other guys won't want to drink yours

[Anonymous No.13086420]

>>13086360
>business and finance.

[Anonymous No.13086422]

she has tatoos, you know that means she is a degernate cum dumpster right

[Anonymous No.13086428]

>>13086369
>>13086374
Low t faggot incels how could you not want to put it in that tight coin slot looking pussy?

[Anonymous No.13086440]

>>13086428
Some people have standards and self-respect.

[Anonymous No.13086469]

>>13086378

I mean if you gay you gay there ain't nothing wrong with that mang...

[Anonymous No.13086470]

>>13086428
dude i fucked thousands of hot women, now i'm dead inside

[Anonymous No.13086474]

>>13086360
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

[Anonymous No.13086485]

>>13086420
BRAPCONOMICS

[Anonymous No.13086492]

>>13086387
If you have a gf with a nice ass all she will do is wear leggings every day in no panties mode and post her ass on Instagram every 2 days. You think a girl with a nice ass won’t show it off?
>no one else can
A girl with a nice ass who shows it off will cheat on you with someone who is 2 in hers taller than you with a lower body fat%, but act like nothing happened while letting you pay for their meals or cry and manipulate saying she was drunk and she doesn’t feel at home with anyone else but you. Don’t get cucked anon give girls with small asses a chance, by default they are pure maiden angels who aren’t evil and drunk on sexual powers casting spells on random dudes

[Anonymous No.13086503]

>>13086428
I guess mainly because that's the back of a shaved ballsack. But that's just me. You fuck ballsack if you want.

[Anonymous No.13086514]

>>13086470
This. It means nothing. Difficult to actually nut sometimes

[Anonymous No.13086515]

>>13086360
BASED AND BRAP PILLED

[Anonymous No.13086523]

>>13086492
>letting your gf have an instagram
Not going to make it

[Anonymous No.13086525]

>>13086360
shame she has tattoos, that coinslot pussy looks nice

[Anonymous No.13086543]

>>13086492
>imagine being this insecure.
you're basically saying you're not man enough to stop your own gf from cheating on you unless she is so ugly that no other dudes want to fuck her.

[Anonymous No.13086564]

Once when I was doing coke off my girls ass cheeks I got a sniff of shit from her asshole and honestly it was the hottest thing I’ve ever experienced. I still think about that smell hitting my noise. I wish we were still together

[Anonymous No.13086583]

>>13086543
Bro have you been outside lately? Today I saw this roastie walking down the street strutting and I smiled at her just to see what happens and she lipped her upper lip at me while looking at me in my eyes as we were crossing. That proved to me the world is full of sluts I’m only a 7/10 guy and short at 5’11. Imagine what your girlfriend who posts her ass on Instagram would do if a rich gigachad slipped her a dm. Girls are sluts bro and they are always looking for a better nest, it’s better off to get an insecure girl who dresses conservatively and doesn’t stick her ass out that’s saying fuck me in every photo. Trust me I’ve been with hot girls and I’m done. They’re not worth the headache. When you grow up you will realize what I mean

[Anonymous No.13086649]

>>13086583

One time I got so pissed at my 9/10 gf for being a gold digging whore and only using me for sex I went prove to her I can make more money than her whoring myself. Let a average looking 30 year old Asian dude suck me off for 200$ within an hour of making a escort profile and had 300 messages in a day before I deleted it. Sent her a picture and broke up with her. Whore cunt. Yeah I'm mentally Ill. Such is life

[Anonymous No.13086663]

>>13086649
Fuck hot girls in the end they WILL try to use their looks for money and sex. I’m only dating sub 6 girl now with a vagina that’s had sex less than 5 times. Anything else is used goods and a future divorce settlement

[Anonymous No.13086684]

>>13086663

Idk. I married a virgin. She was hot but you wouldn't know because she never wore make up and dressed in hobo clothes. It ended when she decided to join a new circle of friends and starting lying to me about where she was. She regretted it after I left but there's no going back from betraying your husband for strangers. I just fuck 18 year old whores now

[Anonymous No.13086702]

>>13086360
This is man

[Anonymous No.13086822]

>>13086702
Nope

[Anonymous No.13086852]

>>13086684
where do you cop 18yo whores?