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At least this post isn't anime edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:
>>13072445

>> No.13075194

VTSAX

lets go, accumulate

>> No.13075209
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Waging has destroyed my youth, my virility. My wonder and dreams of life. My passions, my soul, my curiosity for the world. I am but a mere husk of my former self- an empty shell sleep-walking through life. Dreading the time I have to wake up and wage and repeat the cycle all over again

>> No.13075232

>>13075209
I used to stop at different places to get my morning coffee just to explore something different in the mornings. I worked construction and would be in different places but I made it a point to not stop at the local gas station

>> No.13075235

>>13075143
same, it's been on my watchlist since saturday

>> No.13075251

Why the fuck do they have PDUFAs scheduled on the weekends? I have no idea how to play those.

>> No.13075261

What do I invest my monthly savings in, anons? VTSAX as always, DIS, FB, or?

>> No.13075296

So SPY after hours showed little fish biting at the ask and driving it up to what it was at close. I assume its going to dump like a motherfucker tomorrow once the big boys who were actually the ones moving the price down at close rear their ugly heads at opening bell.

>> No.13075300

VSTM my nigga

>> No.13075332
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Friendly reminder that binary options are next level. Over 21% in five minutes. I love Wednesdays.

>> No.13075380

>>13075209
It doesn't ever get any better.

>> No.13075440
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>>13075209
Fucking stop

>> No.13075462

>>13075296

Futures leaning pretty strongly green for the moment though.

>> No.13075492

>>13075209
try getting therapy
you have money, and it might help
why not

>> No.13075497
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13075497

1) Why is PEP the most based stock.
>Because it's dividend grows at twice the rate of KO
2) Waiting till after Brexit to buy calls

>> No.13075501

>>13075232
Imagine the highlight of your day is going to a different drug dealer to get your fix just so you have the will to work 8 hours.
JFC the state of wagies.

>> No.13075548
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JUST

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/03/20/boeing-drops-on-report-fbi-is-joining-criminal-investigation-into-certification-of-boeing-737-max.html

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>>13075462
explain this futures meme, they seem to mean jack shit. i've seen futures green and market opens red, and i've seen the exact opposite as well

>> No.13075583

>>13075564
It doesn't mean shit. It's just another tool we all use to proclaim the arrival of the golden bull or coming of the great bear rapist.

No one knows anything so pink or green wojak it.

>> No.13075585

>>13075497
This image what was gonna use

>> No.13075597

>>13075585
Just head retard

>> No.13075605

>>>13075594
>Stocks are for racist cumskins. Crack and heroin are the real money makers

>> No.13075612

>>13075462
Which feeds into my theory. Traders are searching for cheapies while market makers a trying to keep everyone calm while they prepare to take a shit on the indices.

>> No.13075626

>>13075612
Yeah I dunno. I try not to speculate on who is trying to bamboozle who. Stop loss is set, whatever.

>> No.13075635

So if daily weed smoking causes schizophrenia who's making the schizo drugs? I mean this is going to be a gold mine when everybody goes crazy from smoking pot all the time.

>> No.13075642 [DELETED] 

NUUUUUUUUUUU
ME WANTED MAKE ANIME GIRL THREAD NUUUUUUU

;_;

>> No.13075658

>>13075635
Are you saying me and the voices in my head are all schizos just because we smoke weed?

>> No.13075659

>>13075605
First we get them addicted to the crack and heroin.
Second we tax people to give them healthcare
Finally we provide treatments for their diseases which we in turn gave them and profit the whole way.

>> No.13075677

>>13075261
$FB calls for their ER

gonna make mo money. nobody gives a shit about the privacy meme when your'e making fat stacks of cash

$fb TO 200

>> No.13075681

>>13075635

I am entirely too sober for this line of discussion right now. Gimme a couple hours.

>> No.13075690

>>13075658
No I'm just asking who's making the anti-schizo drugs so I'm in a position to profit off of the misfortunes of others.

>> No.13075730

>>13075626
It's just that the movement this afternoon was so obvious
>3:30 on the dot
>dumps into the red
>stops dumping
>brainlets cheer
>buy buy buy buy
>3:50 dumps again now that brainlets have driven up the price
>brainlets yet again say "this is the bottom!"
>buy buy buy buy
>3:59 massive dumps now that price has been driven up by a mass of brainlets

I can't believe people still fall for these power hour buy/sell mind games. Its all such rudimentary psychology.
Every time I think "there's no way anybody could fall for something like this" and second guess my instinct I remember the talking heads on CNBC that didn't know what the word "loathe" meant and how my dudebro cousin who went to college to try and find a girl with a trust fund is interning at JP Morgan.

>> No.13075733

>>13075681
Fine I'm going back to drinking and watching women's curling.

>> No.13075748

>>13075548
they also got awarded another 4B contract from the navy

>> No.13075763
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>>13075642
NUUUUUUUUU

>> No.13075764

>>13075635
>daily weed smoking causes schizophrenia
[Citation needed]

>> No.13075793

>>13074648
Who the fuck told you to buy transentrix?

I asked about it once, but never shilled it. Never seen it talked about either

>> No.13075799

LPTX PR is issued at 7am ET. So if there's nothing by then we're gonna have another sideways day.
If I were CFO I'd release one tomorrow. CFO seems pretty VC ninja (7:00am is a great time for a really strong opening bell and he also released the PR for the March 19th conference when shares were nearing the 52 week low) so here's hoping we don't need to wait till monday.

>> No.13075811

Who wants to bet that futures dump at 2841?

>> No.13075819

Jesus Christ John 3:16, and the 13 Apostles and Mary save this board from the ignorance and the lack of money that is cursing them into not getting AMZN tomorrow and making 80 bucks. Amen!

>> No.13075830

>>13075181
SMG is literally the youngest thread on biz your taste in a ime is shit

>> No.13075837
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>>13075564
first important note is: certain futures have volume comparable to Forex market,

eminis have about 120 billion dollars of volume daily, which much bigger than daily volume the 500 stocks in S&P 500
so in that sense futures drive the market
anyways, futures not "predict" anything but they create a road map thats often followed
heres a picture of overnight movement of S&P futurees in orange highlight

the long / short on chart shows levels that were created in futures range
if you compare this image todays SPY movement, you will see that futures created a road in which people traded with the next day

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13075838

Just got a buy rating of $18 jfc

>> No.13075871

We are witnessing the downfall of America. Powell just sealed America's fate. America has given up on long term economic stability for short term gains. Stagflation is just around the corner. China will be the sole superpower in 2030.

>> No.13075874

>>13075838
>tfw didn’t double down at 1.89

>> No.13075910

>>13075871
>Trump declares emergency conditions ala Martial Law
>will remain prez as long as necessary
>worlds top 3 superpowers controled by lifetime dictatorships
>Age of Dynasties has arrived
Bullish?

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>>13075910
How would it affect Galt or lci?

>> No.13075935

>>13075919
They'd tank, but REFR shoots to Pluto

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r8 my diversification

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>>13075838
>mfw i bet my 6 figure life savings on LPTX
Sure would be nice to see the price start moving in that direction.

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>>13075944
Diversify yo bonds nigga

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13076001

COSMONAUTS
HOW MUCH EQUITY YOU GOT?

+100 shares in my big boy account

>> No.13076010

>>13075871
I didn't think it would be that simple, but then again this has been in the works since the 70s.

>> No.13076013

>>13075984
I have dreams of a 500 million dollar lily eli acquisition

>> No.13076015

Rate my cock /b//i/z

1.3k in AAPL
2.1k in ALK
2.1k in BA
1.8k in BP
2.2k in CVX
5k in DIS
5.3k in RDS
2k in T
3.5k in VTSMX

>> No.13076017

>>13075984
>bet my 6 figure life savings on LPTX
The CEO bet almost a million shares at 1.75 on it, you're in good company.

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me swear to glob if futures just moon all night me am gonna....

they already had beautiful bulltrap today
why give all people trapped like ratsus @ 283 chance for get out

>> No.13076034

>>13075209
My salaried position is honestly easy af and ill be sad when I inevitably loose it

>> No.13076035

>>13076019
what is ratsus

>> No.13076039

>>13076001
I got 130 shares at 1.61, dubs and I'll sell everything I got in RH and buy as much LPTX as I ca.

>> No.13076042
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>>13076019
I..it won't go past 282.50

>>13076035

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>>13075209
A friend to the family died of cancer this week. Happened really fast, the cancer was discovered in 2018 and just two weeks ago he could sit and watch TV as normal. He didn't even reach age 65.

As he was dying I have to wonder if he regretted not working less. Suddenly everything he had built up in life didn't matter. Most of us expect to live until 80 but truth is we might not even reach 50 if we are unlucky.

>> No.13076046

>>13076001
I see you are using AT&T for your provider :D

>> No.13076052

>>13076039
That’s... not many shares
LPTXbro, this isn’t you, is it? You believe more than this punk, right?

>> No.13076059

>>13075764
Ive been smoking weed for like 10 years and am no different than the day i started, maybe calmer overall

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>>13076001
15000
>>13076017
Those 3 insiders are the chief investors of the VC firm Healthcare Ventures (which actually owns 8 million shares that number is wrong)
Altogether they maintain 51% of the company's stock
They hold an average price (individually) of 4.5 dollars a share

>> No.13076070

>>13076046
I thought about cropping that out since it’s wasted data, but it’s such a small rectangle that I didn’t bother.

This is why server farms are going to global warm us all to death, isn’t it?

>> No.13076079

>>13076019
they're already headed down

>> No.13076084

>>13076060
God damn. This man really is going to the moon.

I feel so small time, but by premarket tomorrow it’ll probably be too late.

>> No.13076096

>>13076052
>LPTXbro, this isn’t you, is it?
No, I didn't originally bring this stock here. And I know that's not a lot, but we're not all whales here, Mr. Soros.
>>13076060
>They hold an average price (individually) of 4.5 dollars a share
So buy?

>> No.13076123

>>13075209
Amphetamines for day, sleeping pills for night. Enhance your life through Science!

>> No.13076124

>>13076070
It makes me happier with my T holding.

>> No.13076136

>>13076084
You might have till friday. I'm not entirely certain on the strategy being employed for PRs. It could be a Friday/Monday event, since many PRs historically appear to be issued on either fridays or mondays

>> No.13076141

>>13075300
Oh yeah! Keep rocking!

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13076159

Lets play a gane.

Guess what stock I'm holding in this portfolio?

Here's a hint, it's only one

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>>13076060
How come you guys only ever talk about worthless biopharm penny stocks and never about things like this?
>>13076123
I would have worded it a little differently.

>> No.13076166

>>13076159
SN

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Asia!

>> No.13076173

>>13075209
I sit on my ass all day doing really boring shit and I'm allowed to trade stocks on my phone and shitpost on /pol/. Plus, I set my own hours. Pretty comfy for a horrible shitty job.

>> No.13076176

>>13076166

Nope

>> No.13076180

>>13076160
>worthless biopharm penny stocks
Because its really hard to find good ones that aren't overbought and stable.

>> No.13076187

>>13076180

Come on, I know someone here can guess!

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>>13076160
>how come you guys only ever talk about worthless biopharm penny stocks and never things like LPTX, a biopharm penny stock

>> No.13076201
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Futures got bull trapped.

>> No.13076207

>>13076199
"worthless" being the operative word.

>> No.13076208

>>13076187
VSTM AND BIOS. BUY BUY BUY!

>> No.13076215

>>13076208

Nope. And nope.

Any more guesses before I reveal the mystery stock

>>13076159
>>13076159
>>13076159

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could it be? the golden bull run?

>> No.13076225

>>13076207
I haven't seen any worthless biotechs get shilled on here

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>>13076199
The complete lack of detail and slow moving nature of the offering smacks of a BO for Galt.

Im going in heavy.

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>> No.13076258

>>13076215

And the answer is REFR !!

Thank you for playing

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>>13076232
the fact that they announced this nondilutive rights offering (that gives all common shareholders the opportunity to maintain their pro rata ownership) two weeks ago and still haven't said anything about when it's going to happen or what price it's going to be at does suggest that it's a negotiation tool, when taken in context with everything else that's been going on with them

expecting a run up prior to the rights offering on announcement of new cancer data at the keystone symposia on the 25th and/or phase 3 nash trial design

>> No.13076275

>>13076251
Every time you guys get over excited it shits the bed. Just play it chill, act like u dont even care so when it takes off for real it will be a genuinely pleasant surprise. Patience is key.

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>>13076001

>> No.13076307

>>13075764
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/marijuana-psychosis-smoking-strong-pot-daily-increases-risk-of-psychosis-study-finds/

>> No.13076325

>>13076307
First sentence
>could cause

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>>13076001

God bless Christopher Mirabelli-san

>> No.13076345

>>13076307

>Psychosis = schizophrenia

Durrrr durrr durrr

>> No.13076368

>>13076307
This explains ACB

>> No.13076374

>>13075871
>We are witnessing the downfall of America

Great. Just went long with 100k.

>> No.13076391

Is everyone piling into BIOS?

>> No.13076393

>>13076096
No judgement from me fren, my big boy account isn’t very moneyed.

>>13076136
>>13076291
>>13076327
You guys are fucking chads.

But I worry, frens. I was getting ready to place a considerable portion of my portfolio as a limit order a few cents below $2, BUT

Then I checked out the accumulation distribution line. It went VERY low recently. That seems to be a pretty bad sign if we’re betting on the big institutions and insiders being on to something good.

>> No.13076399

>>13076391
No, it's not done falling.

>> No.13076414

>>13076035
when /smg/ makes its public offered company, it will be named RATSU

>> No.13076455

>>13076393
>Then I checked out the accumulation distribution line. It went VERY low recently
Maybe people are keeping their powder dry as we approach the 5th "expected earnings announcement"in less than 2 weeks.

>> No.13076484

>>13076399
I'm buying the whole way down.

>> No.13076490

>>13076225
I need to start shilling my ATNM bags. Great stock. Definitely not terrible leadership that uses the company as a piggy bank. Iomab-B is actually pretty cool and promising if the company knew how to run a clinical trial.

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>>13076393
>Then I checked out the accumulation distribution line. It went VERY low recently
People playing the catalyst. Can you also see the slight angle being created as algobots steal shares from bagholders with weak hands or am I going insane?

>> No.13076596

>>13076536
>chart with no labels or timeline
So what am I looking at here? This some lvl2 thing?

>> No.13076615

>>13076414
I thought it was going to be TISM? RATSU is our publishing house and restaurant chain combo

>> No.13076633

>>13076596
accumulation/distribution

>> No.13076656

>>13076633
When? You cropped off the time line?

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>>13076275
The real trick is to pretend that your principal is all gone :^)

>> No.13076672

>>13076273
>keystone symposia
link they're going to be there?

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>>13076656
cmon man I'm so lazy

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>>13076672
Providence is running their combo trial with Keytruda
GR-MD-02 is GALT's drug (also known as belapectin)

http://www.keystonesymposia.org/index.cfm?e=Web.Meeting.Program&meetingid=1626&subTab=program

>> No.13076717

>>13076685
holy fucking BASED.

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>>13075209

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>>13076679
Based. Thanks.

Upon further review, I might not be using it correctly. Unfortunately, if it indicates anything, I think it is mostly an indicator of Snibbs in this case.

There may be a moon mission brewing, and I may not even get out of the stratosphere.

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why are people so dumb

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>>13075209
Make it anon

>> No.13076910

>>13076792
What’s the dumb part? China remarks were scary, fed was not scary, then the news sunk in and people remembered: oh shit the China thing.

>> No.13076927

>>13076910
They fell for a bull trap again. They're taking the rate hike announcement at face value like a bunch of troglodytes.
How do these people still have money?

>> No.13076959

>>13076927
They have jobs man.

Hey, when do 401K deposits get made? Every payday do they all just get deposited at once? Or is it spread out throughout the month or something?

Is there a big bump in April/June when people get tax refunds?

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Sife is luffering

>> No.13076981

>>13076970
God I hope that's daily and not total.

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>>13076970
o no
you still holding LTBR? You peep it after hours today?

>> No.13077043

>>13075838
Does this mean anything?

Analysts always seem to state price that are VERY different from the actual price.

And I don’t know if this group is well regarded.

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>>13076998
>>13076981

Those are overall totals. I'm down from an all-time high nearing $31K and up from the Nightmare Before Christmas 2018 low of $10.5K.

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>>13076998

I don't see data regarding the AH action, maybe someone fat fingered a trade? I'm long since out of LTBR, it gave to me and ended up taking away from me (my own fault, I panic sold back around November when it flash crashed after they got the news they weren't getting the gov't grant)

>> No.13077226

Thinking of selling covered puts on AAPL and putting the money into the TQQQs
How stupid of an idea is this?

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13077241

Just placed a order for some stocks, I am aiming for stocks that pay out divides, I think I am on the right track!
I been selling millipedes on eBay then turning the profits into stocks.

>> No.13077257

why dont people buy SSO and QLD and hold through thick and thin, they cant fail, they are the ultimate buy and hold 25%+ annual return candidate

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>>13076345
>>13076307
I am a victim of getting psychosis from smoking marijuana.
Will tell you that if you have a mental illness you should avoid the use of marijuana.
We're going to have a epidemic on our hands soon.
>No one has died from marijuana
Give it time
Took a long time for people to die from cigarettes.
Some people never get cancer from cigarettes.

>> No.13077345

>>13077241
Good job getting started, keep it up and try not to panic too much over short term price fluctuation, though it can be hard when you're first starting out

>> No.13077388

>>13077241
Matthew that platform sucks dicks, what the fuck are you doing

>> No.13077412

>>13077257
Tqqq lost 50% last year alone.

>> No.13077419

>>13077273
>That neckline
Being fat is really no fun

>Marijuana may be bad for people with mental illness
This, but unironically

Smoking daily while depressed can lead to some serious inertia.

>> No.13077424

>>13077412
i didnt say hold 3x ETFs, i said 2x

2x is the modern mans patrician leverage, 1x is boomer style takes too long to compuond, and 3x is zoomer tier get destroyed in a true recession

>> No.13077426

>>13077412
I fucking love TQQQ, I'm holding calls just a little bit longer

>> No.13077455

>>13077424
The Goldilocks of etf leverage. V nice, would recess again.

>> No.13077488

>>13077241
Ford is a bad idea.

T would have been a better bet, and you should wait until you have 300-1000 to buy shares. These miniscule buys are akin to tossing pennies into a wishing well with the intentions of the wish to come true. Learn to save up a thousand dollars because you will learn more about your psychological process.

>> No.13077502

>>13077455
i dont understand what you mean by this

>> No.13077589

>>13077455
But over the long run it underperforms the non leveraged asset. Suffers from decay

>> No.13077714

>>13077502
Goldilocks. From the story. It’s one we have in the US at least.

Not too leveraged. Not under-leveraged. The leverage is juuuuust right.

>>13077589
Is that why people usually buy and sell SQQQ on the same day?

>> No.13077810

>>13077589
Chart it newfag, QLd does not decay

>> No.13078068

Why are futures blood red?

>> No.13078142

>>13077810
All leveraged etfs decay. Unless it goes up forever. They track the index day to day.

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>>13078068
OH NO NO NO
NO
NOT LIKE THIS

>> No.13078155

>>13078146
>tfw i start making money
>tfw trump sees this and takes a shit on my head
Thank you for the new hat mr trump very cool!

>> No.13078328

.

>> No.13078420
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>>13075209
I worked 14 years for a woman as an installer teaching normies how to use technology. I think I became a shell.
I like my new job. The work is dumb and the pay is low but it’s at a place I love. I literally come and go as I please and nobody gives a fuck as long as my shit gets done.

>>13075232
Based
I go get the mail every morning downtown. They don’t give a fuck how long I take so I bring my camera and drive around in days I’m not busy.

>> No.13078575

>futures red
I've literally been waking up every hour and a half to check.

I'm gonna make it boys.

>> No.13078605

>>13078575
Checking is one thing
But what are you gonna do?

>> No.13079003

>>13078605
Lose more money

>> No.13079033

>Trying to go home early
>Sister is at bar playing pool and ask for me to come by
>Stop by bar to play pool
>end up staying till after bar closes doing blow on the bar

Fuck!! why do I do this?!?!

I feel like the easier you make money the more you don't give a shit. How much is too much money?!? where are you guys comfortable?!? In my experience the easier you make money the less you try because you realize how easy it is.

LCI is probably going to announce the JSP agreement concluding on the 23rd.. HOLD EM IF YOU GOT EM!! That news has already been priced in.. SS remains the same... stilll bullish af

>> No.13079079

>>13079033
JSP?

>> No.13079082

>>13079033
If anybody bought LCI since you started shilling it theyre down on their investment

So of course all the zoomers bought it up xD

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Robin Hood sounds too good to be true. What are they not telling us?

>> No.13079180

>>13079033
Whats up, mnkd shill from the other night.
You from colombia or something doing all that blow?
Also what is JSP?

>> No.13079204

I didn't sell AMRS at 5.70

How do I stop being a retard? Legit question.

>> No.13079224

>>13079091
they sell your data and have an unsophisticated UI no lvl2 and don't let you trade a prime hours like 7-9am

>> No.13079227

>>13079091

That they sell your buy/sell data

>> No.13079228

>>13079091
They collect data on your actions and sell them to High Frequency Traders who, consequently, have an advantage over you.

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>>13078605
Hold my puts at open

>> No.13079269

SPY opens below 280 and that's it

>> No.13079318

>>13079204
I too have a problem taking profits *know that feel hand on shoulder.jpg*

>> No.13079326

>>13079091
By knowing everyone's trades ahead of time, they can work against the most prevalent trends to maximize profits. Basically bogging your ass on a daily basis, and they sell that same data to everyone else who can afford it.
Not to worry though, commission traders do the same thing. They just have less data to work with due to the commission trading being disinviting for new traders.

>> No.13079371

No LPTX PR today. Guess we’re waiting till tomorrow/next week.

>> No.13079400

>>13079224
>>13079227
>>13079228
>>13079326
What do you recommend?

>> No.13079401

Boeing is going to drop like a log at open, drag the Dow down, trigger a panic sell cascade

>> No.13079409

>>13079400
Robinhood is fine for beginners. It's free trades. Just keep what I told you in mind and adapt your strategy accordingly.

>> No.13079418

>>13079400
I’m switching to TD Ameritrade when I hit 50k on RH.

>> No.13079437
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>engulfing green candle that shoots up to 281.5
>swallowed immediately

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Ahhh, it's been a minute. How do you do, /smg/? Time to retest the lows.

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I don’t get this giant buys that are immediately eaten. Is someone trying to save it or do some finance tomfuckery that I don’t understand?

>> No.13079486

>>13079483
zoom in some more brainlet

>> No.13079507

>>13079371
“no”

>> No.13079513

>>13079445
Go shit up some crypto threads memeposter

>> No.13079546

>>13079507
(You)

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Man googles little charade with their meme console stole my profits away from my vidya stocks, but im most pissed because I was holding gamestock and didn't expect to get ass raped that fast. Fuck google, fuck zoomers with their streaming bullshit, and fuck jannies

>> No.13079607

>SPI

Found the PM algo.

>> No.13079617

>HJLI

Up early. Could be a decent runner maybe?

>> No.13079623

who here is just patiently waiting for the gigantic rug pull

>> No.13079671

>>13079623
might agree, thinking of closing my shorts at open if this descending wedge that the algos are making continues.

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YAYA!
bearish futures for a once
yaya!

278 today!!

>> No.13079710

ADMA waiting on FDA approval. Gonna jump from $4 to $7 or $8 if anyone wants in.

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>>13079699
Damn right pig skin

>> No.13079741

>>13079409
>>13079418
Why don't i see Webull mentioned here? I'm a clueless poorfag who has been lurking these threads for half a year or so. But from what i see it has all the advantages of RH (no commissions or trading fees), but also allows PM and AH trading while having a more useful UI than RH's minimalist design.

>> No.13079754

>>13079699
everythings headed back up toward open. Bull trap or was yesterday a bear trap?

>> No.13079759

>>13079741
Also you can short through webull

>> No.13079788

>>13079710
thanks. good 3.95 entry at bottom of the run on news

>> No.13079816

I'm thinking today is the day we get the amazon puts.

>> No.13079827

>>13079721
Pig skin lmao

>> No.13079832

you guys are still short term bearish

lol

long term yeah but the next two days are gonna be pretty flat
like my first wife heheh

>> No.13079845

>>13079832
also DF and CAG blowing up premarket

>> No.13079925

Is anyone ITT actually positive Y/D?

>> No.13079931

Spy running really hot. Looks bullish. A little too bullish so I'm not closing my shorts just yet.

>> No.13079961

>>13079925
Yes, and I just reshorted.

>> No.13079973

Some anons a few days ago were shilling APHA and it seemed convincing do I bought. It's done nothing but drop. What would you consider normal fluctuation vs. dump?

>> No.13079998

>SPI

That PM pump and dump

>> No.13080014

I just bought the amzn put. We're going to crash today right?

>> No.13080026

>>13080014
Nah. Bear trap yesterday I think. I'm gonna close my shorts soon.

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>not hedging spy calls with bullets and nonperishable foodstuffs

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>he shorted the market
>he doesn't know we're hitting new highs in March

lmao senpai

>> No.13080050

>>13080040

yeah, but blackout period

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>>13080040
based and greenpilled

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>he fell for the futures meme

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>>13080054
>>13080055
green gang green gang green gang green gang

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I can't stop buying LPTX

>> No.13080067

>>13080055
I got China on the phone with the Bogs and they're saying to sell your amazon.

>> No.13080075

>>13076159

That's it I'm buying REFR

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keep buying

>> No.13080087

>>13080040
Ok but I made 2000 dollars today shorting the market so

>> No.13080088

>>13080061
Looks frothy.

>> No.13080096

>>13080066
Bought ten shares for the memes. Stop loss set at 1.88

>> No.13080098

>>13080087

Fake news.

>> No.13080111

all in amazon puts stop loss = none

>> No.13080116

>>13080066
I'm thinking of selling almost everything else in my portfolio just to buy more. This one's gonna go parabolic. I just know it.

>> No.13080118

Is 5% too conservative of a stop loss for weedstock?

>> No.13080126

>>13080066

Wait till it hits 1.40-1.50

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>>13080111
Literally nothing can go wrong

>> No.13080131

>>13080118
don't use stop loss lol

>>13080116
posts like this are what make me sell

>> No.13080138

>>13080127
Exactly, literally nothing can go wrong.

>> No.13080140

About time to convert my SPY calls into leap puts.

>> No.13080149

>>13080127
If it has a 100% buy doesn't that mean that everybody who wanted to buy it already did? Only thing left to do is sell.

>> No.13080151

>Good news from the FED
>Weed stocks plummetting
Help

>> No.13080164

SPY tryin to break dat 282.61

>> No.13080167

>>13080151

>he thinks yesterday's announcement was good news

>> No.13080174

>>13080151
weed stock plummeted because it was time

>> No.13080238

Who ever just hit bid on AMZN, fuck you.

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>>13080164
me short heavily here
there no way this rally really

>> No.13080261

>>13080253

You can't honestly believe the S&P isn't going to rally to ATH before the bubble bursts

>> No.13080276

>>13080151
>>13080174
Only 2 of my weed stocks are downslightly, mean while IIPR +2% into ath, sounds like you need new dude weed stocks

>> No.13080277

>>13080261
am not care about that long out :<

>> No.13080280

>>13080261
it isn't going to get to ATH anytime soon

but we should be above 282 EOW, outside of any shocking news

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So looking like it's a red day for me. Down 2 percent and its only been an hour with no signs of recovery.

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hehe
shorted very top @ 282.85
me ready for become wall st now

>> No.13080317

Somebody create a happening at an amazon warehouse already ffs.

>> No.13080325

>>13080316

>very top
>282.85

the autism on /biz/ astounds me

>> No.13080343

>>13080317
done
just bought some new socks for summertime

>> No.13080350

>>13080343
GODDAMN IT! YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO WEAR THEM IN SANDALS TOO!

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>>13080325
would call it HOD but none of you noobies would know what means

(high of day)

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NUUUU
.85 WERE NOT HOD

>> No.13080373

I wonder what company makes drones for Amazon?

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why is amd pushing so hard? is it only for the google stadia shit?

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FUCKING RH WONT LET ME BUY INTO LEVI GODAMMIT THAT SHITS GONNA MOON
FUCK YOU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.13080422

>>13076173
Are you me? Problem is my low paying job is now low enough I don’t have enough money to invest, but my experience doesn’t match any higher paying jobs, plus it won’t be comfy, plus I won’t have time to trade. If you’re not in my position anon you should probably make moves so you don’t end up like me.
>unless it’s too late for you.

>> No.13080444

>>13080365

Well would ya look at that

>> No.13080462

>>13080421
It’s not trading yet.

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When will I grow a pair and sell tesla, the thorn in my side

>> No.13080471

>>13080463
why do you not own exclusively VTSAX or SPY

>> No.13080480

Fucking amazon keeps going up. Some one tell Trump to fire up the twitter machine.

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>>13080444
ME AM OF FINANCE RUIN

(jk was able for sell short @ good profit)

>> No.13080500

>>13080471
I'm the poster on a dif computer
Because cloud computing is the future and only a fool would think AWS has a chance against Azure in the long run
Trust I'm a professional

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ripping!

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AM OF THINK THAT RALLIES
SUCK

>> No.13080569
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LEVI IS UP
PLACE YOUR BETS LADS
22.43 A SHARE

>> No.13080611

>>13080569

That shit will crash. Not buying that.

>> No.13080615

Everything is green for me except JPM, and that's the position I'm adding to next paycheck. blessed day, praise be to kek

Also, i told you retards to DCA into AAPL from 150 all the way up to 200. Did you fucking listen? probably not because you're retards. i still love you tho

>> No.13080658

>>13080422
I plan on buying a motorcycle and then do insurance sales so I can increase my income. Travel, sales and trading.

>> No.13080676

fuck jannies, fuck niggers, fuck dude weed and fuck jeff bozos

>> No.13080694

cron beats er next week

>> No.13080702

>>13080676
I agree. Can't believe ACB held out this long. The power of delusion.

>> No.13080704

>>13080676
how's tiny?

>> No.13080715

>>13080615
Tim! He can keep getting away with this!

But DCAing means some serious violation of my basis. How is this a good strategy?

>> No.13080720

>>13080704
tiny?

>> No.13080727

chipmaker stocks are doing good today

>> No.13080747

>>13080720
nvm, you're not the bags I thought you were

>> No.13080750

do NOT make these threads with a tripcode what the

>> No.13080766

>>13080727
I'm in a bullish/neutral position, but short semis
They've been on a tear this year, more room to correct, more China downside

>> No.13080781

>>13075181
So I bought a ton of BPMX at ten cents a share

Can any stockfags tell me if this is good/bad/indifferent?

Ty fren

https://biopharmx.investorroom.com/2019-03-21-BioPharmX-Announces-3-9-Million-Offering

>> No.13080791

NEW THREAD!!

>>13080782
>>13080782
>>13080782
>>13080782

>>13080750
yeah me killing this non-anime girl, non-SMG, trip thread early

>> No.13080796

>>13080781
Idk my favorite biopharma stocktwit shills it constantly. I already sold to use the buying power for other positions.

>> No.13081035

>>13079973
Honestly - don't just buy anything they shill on here on the spot. Do your own research first, compare technicals and history.

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> mfw AMD

>> No.13081439

Tesla will spike soon, right guys?

>> No.13082297

>>13075209
I used to be like you as a pretty comfy wagie civil engineer. Got promoted to a rep (sales) position. Pressure is high, and I have to take shit from customers, but I set my own hours and my compensation is based on what I sell.

I still remember my face when I was fucking my girlfriend on her kitchen table when three different orders came in on my phone during the 15 minutes it took me. LOL

Switch it up bro and do something else before its too late. Lots of opportunities out there for people who don't feel sorry for themselves.....

>> No.13082409

>>13080127
AMZN will be $5,000 End of year
while your online fake coins will be worth 0

>> No.13082452

I'm a young newfag with no idea of how to get started in this stock market thing
Is there an app you use or how do you do it?

>> No.13083529

>>13082452
do some paper trading first fren

>> No.13083953

>>13082297
>fucking my girlfriend on her kitchen table when three different orders came in on my phone
I have the jelliosis

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>He shorted Apple

>> No.13084600

>>13077426

Right there with you, Anon. Cleared $3,100 on the underlying alone today!

>> No.13084615

>>13084600
>tfw i sold my calls @ 58
I'm considering buy 65 dollar calls just because of the trade deal. What do you think? I think TQQQ can reach close to or 70 before we get a massive hit in the market

>> No.13084623

>>13082452
Give me your phone number and I'll send you an Robinhood link and you'll get free stock(so will I)
no bullshit I don't have friends

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>>13075209

>> No.13084824

>>13084623
david FUCK OFF

>> No.13085025

Anyone made any ai's or algos for picking stocks or trading?

>> No.13085840

bump