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this market just keeps going up despite any bad news, if bad earning comes out, it goes up, if bad scandals come out, it goes up, it just always goes up edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Powerless Peons:
>>13060612

>> No.13063225
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SQQQ time approaches

>> No.13063227

Mostly I think the Robin Hood charts go up because more users join the platform. I'm not sure it's useful as a way of observing the whole market

>> No.13063231

VTSAX

max out your IRAs for 2018 dont forget

>> No.13063245

What’s everyone’s consensus on oil?

>> No.13063248

>>13062785
Win-rate is not a good measure of someone's success.
https://www.peterlbrandt.com/understanding-trading-outcomes/

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>>13063225

Not yet. Soon. I think it may climb all the way up to ATH at $187 before a multi-week drop happens.

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>>13063248
crappy trader cope

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Bullfriends lets take the nasdaq to 8000

>> No.13063270

Just give me a guaranteed win please FUCK

>> No.13063288

>>13063248

This is good synopsis of success gauge:

>My three “take-aways” from this discussion are:

>1. Avoid using simplistic performance metrics such as “win-rate” to understand the dynamics of a trading approach/program.
2. Trade identification (the “signal”) is far less important than risk and trade management.
3. Protecting one’s pile of chips is job #1. All approaches to market speculation run into losing streaks. Things will eventually get sorted out as long as the pile of chips remains mostly intact.

>> No.13063293

>>13063265
>i've got a 99% win rate. 99 times I make $1, 1 time I lose $100.

>> No.13063295

>>13063245
sell

>>13063264
ATH is a no for me
look at that drop we had today
this market is shaky, stop losses ready to fire

Jerome will soothe things over tomorrow as best he can and try and talk the markets to sleep. we might drift up a bit. But we don't have the time or upward momentum to hit ATH unless a meteorite of gold hits downtown NY in the next couple weeks

>> No.13063297

>>13063270
short dude weed lmao

>> No.13063300

>>13063232
Same. Made more than my dad has in the last 2 years this month. I keep thinking I'm having shit days because I'm not breaking 1000 + a day in a gains anymore.
really fucking up my value of $$$ dude.

>> No.13063314

$SPXS

>> No.13063326

TYHT mooning then mars open tomorrow

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>>13063293

This was my whole first year learning to swing trade. I was making okay picks but my risk management sucked so bad. Lose all gains from 20 different trades in one bad one.

>> No.13063394

>>13063326
Proof? Catalyst? Or just your ass?

>> No.13063401

>>13063270
buy Tesla and sell when it goes up 5 dollhairs

>> No.13063409

Question for those of you who make real money trading.
You have to make quarterly estimated tax payments based on realized gains, right? (Assuming they exceed realized losses.)
So if you had a large position that you wanted to exit at a price spike with the intention of rebuying when the price returns to normal, you'd have to set aside 22% (or so) of your realized gains for the IRS (if you were planning to hold your rebought position a long time, or if the quarterly deadline is near) so the only way you'd actually be increasing your buying power is if you'd realized at least a 22% gain as a result of your sale. Right?

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>>13063300
Be careful, protectning your capital is the most important thing now.

>> No.13063438

>>13063326
They literally sell bs chinese herbs. Its not going anywhere

>> No.13063441
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the stage is set
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/03/19/deutsche-bank-commerzbank-germany-is-forcing-a-marriage-that-may-not-work.html
if germany does this, we need to short all other EU banks into the dirt at some point over the next few years.
the EU obviously wishes to consolidate the last of any value for itself, and will let the rest sink

>>13063295
>unless a meteorite of gold hits downtown NY in the next couple weeks
the density would make this would be devastating

>> No.13063451

I want to believe the feds going to be dovish but i feel like theyll be hawkish because its the fucking fed.

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>>13063441
>the density would make this would be devastating
lel

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Aleafia honey, if you could do me a favor and hold these gains in to close so the chart looks like you broke bullish I would appreciate. K thnx.

Now I'm going to make a pot of coffee. d-don't crash or anything.

>> No.13063463

>>13063451
yah i dont think theres a silver lining here desu

>> No.13063477

Altria just dropped a week of growth

>> No.13063479

AYTU moon mission. Jump on. Riding until 7-10

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>>13063451
>I want to believe the feds going to be dovish but i feel like theyll be hawkish because its the fucking fed.

If that son of a bitch Powell bogs me AGAIN I... I will not be pleased.

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Daily reminder that these threads are full of idiot LARPers and manchildren who get off to little cartoon girls. Only a fool would take advice from here.

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>>13063409
there many myths out there about trading taxes meant for scare off retail traders, quarterly taxes am on of they

quarterly payments are meme
dont do that
if you are making money trading DONT DO YOUR OWN TAXES
higher real professional

>> No.13063491

>>13063451
They need to be hawkish if you want the bullrun to continue. Not doing anything is going to make the crash that much worse. A bunch of smaller corrections is better than people jumping out of the windows at Morgan Stanley. Assuming you aren’t sitting on a pile of cash and want cheepies.

>> No.13063494

>>13063423
I'm young and playing with gains. This is all a super mario run with no extra lives to me

>> No.13063499

Uncle Powell is going to give us the finger.

>> No.13063501

>>13063451
nah wall street mafia threatened to break powells legs. you can tell by his speech pattern

>> No.13063506

>>13063451
I don't think it matters what they say at this point.
They will try and say nothing or slightly dove
Market might decide to go up or down either way.

>>13063482
doesn't really matter what he says at this point unless something startling

>>13063485
this is all true

>>13063494
dummy
compounding small gains is the only truth.
compounding large gains doesn't happen

>> No.13063508

My portfolio is at ATH. Should I sell and rebuy in 6 months after the correction? I am not day trading

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>>13063485
>advice
am here for srs disgussion and funposting
only a fool would come to imageboards for any other reason

>> No.13063518
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>>13063485
>on 4chan
>shitting on cartoon girls

>> No.13063522

>>13063501
>Gee Mr. Powell, those are some nice legs.
>Sure would be a shame if something happened to them...

>> No.13063528

>>13063508
i vote yea
ATH is a comfy place to get off desu and somethings always down enough to buy if ya look

>> No.13063532

>>13063508
depends what your portfolio is
you don't have to hard sell
easy in, easy out. you can sell some part and hedge
nothing wrong with cash right now

>>13063499
a gentle couple fingers in the bumhole, perhaps. But if wall St expected 3 fingers and some rimming, a finger or two won't be enough

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Thanks for the reminder bro I almost forgot

>> No.13063534

>>13063506
>dummy
you'll see me on a porn site clickbait ad one day "Manlet with Tiny Cock makes 200 Million with One Simple Trick!"

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>>13063499
*fist

>> No.13063541

>>13063491
But anon thats exactly what i want. The jumpers, the cash, all of it.

>> No.13063549

>>13063535
oh I get it now. You're supposed to put your watch face to the side so you don't lose it up there..

>> No.13063554

As always, AMD shorts btfo forever.

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>>13063534
you and a million other zoomers
you'll all be millionaires because you're so special and make all the right decisions

>>13063535
hardcore big dick Powell (dovish or hawkish) takes us to ATH
soft gentle boring Jerome is the road back under 2700

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Sold my puts for a 3% loss and rolled it into SPTL.
The bulls are just too strong

>> No.13063572

>>13063534
I have been in your spot many times, latest i made big money predicting december correction... But you can't play every game the same way, step back and think once in while.

>> No.13063576

>TYHT

COME ON BABY! GO GO GO!

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This fucking sour hour is about to kill me

>> No.13063593

>>13063491
>A bunch of smaller corrections is better than people jumping out of the windows at Morgan Stanley
nuh uh
sounds ebin

>>13063549
correct

>>13063561
in the words of larry silverstein:
>"pull it"

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>>13063518

hnnng. soft.

>>13063485

Never take my advice. I can't handle the pressure of the idea of someone losing money because they put money on one of my (sometimes bad) ideas.

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Listen, Blue horseshoe Loves BlueStar airlines. Got it?

>> No.13063612

>>13063501

Something certainly happened behind closed doors with the Fed between the December press conference and the January one. That was a hell of a 180 from them that cost me money. I was betting they would announce a Q1 hike or at least project one for spring.

>> No.13063617

Sold my $25 AMD call for $92 from $11 and it's at $130 now, fuggg

>> No.13063619

Last boarding call for TYHT

>> No.13063620
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>was up $150 in the morning
>now down $20
STOP SELLING

>> No.13063630

>>13063595
Then turn your fucking trip on.

>> No.13063636

>>13063619
Bucked in an experiencing turbulance. Plz captain, hope this isnt a Boeing jet
>>13063620
Iktf

>> No.13063639

>>13063601
LB?
cant get a ticker out of the rest
im stumped

>>13063630
way ahead of ya

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>>13063630

never have had one fren

>> No.13063642

WHY THE FUCK IS ACB RISING! THIS DUDE WEED SHIT IS THE DEVIL AND IS KILLING OUR YOUTH!!! WE NEED WAR ON DRUGS NOW!!!

>> No.13063668
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Stop going down oil!

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>>13063639
looks like the DRUScrus hit the iceberg

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>>13063642
Get on or fuck off boomer

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>>13063642
baste

>> No.13063696

>>13063642
I just don't see how it goes down very much.
buyers of ACB are in for the long haul.
their production keeps growing, and I don't see how that fails unless half of BC burns down this summer.

>> No.13063701

>>13063669
lol
nuh uh
is BANT nao
as in banter
all better

>> No.13063716

>>13063668
what are you in?

>> No.13063717
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>>13063680
>aurora to 75 EoY
its a tarp

>> No.13063719
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>>13063680
Get fucking dumped on zoomer.

>> No.13063728

>>13063717
Kys

>> No.13063745

CAM ON TYHT
SCORE SAM FACKIN GOALS

>> No.13063746
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>>13063719
You're so fucked

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>>13063728
>>13063717
If you guys are going to use the trip try not to be such fags

>> No.13063757
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Go Honda go!

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>>13063728
>>13063750
no u

>> No.13063768

>>13063746
This company is clearly not worth 10 billion dollars.

>> No.13063772

WHERES MY MONEY, RH?!
I WANT TO BUY MORE LPTX, GIVE ME THE REST OF MY DEPOSIT

>> No.13063773

>>13063680

$75 for ACB by end of year 2020 is completely insane. US would have to go federal legal for that, I think. Even then it's a big stretch.

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>>13063669
1.398 billion shares outstanding. Lol, fucking Mike Bannon.

>> No.13063781

>>13063768
When has that ever mattered

>> No.13063789
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GET
REKT
BULLS
HAHAHAH

>> No.13063790

>>13063757
sold my honda today (along with a lot of other positions)

>>13063768
they have huge and growing production. If you are asking, "is the company worth much more than $10B", that is a valid question. $10B valuation now isn't out of line given market sentiment. You need some SERIOUS bad vibes in the MJ sector to make those puts pay off
I/we are not holding any weed stocks besides HEXO and I might buy TLRY

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>>13063777
ngl tho theres been some easy tick flipping these last few months

>> No.13063803

>>13063768
The market can remain irrational longer than you can stay solvent.

I agree with you that dude weed, especially Canadian dude weed, is parabolically overbought. But I've watch hundreds of dollars of puts expire worthless trying to pop the bubble.

>> No.13063830

>>13063803
baggy dont take no other kind of bet anyways desu senpai

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I'm gonna dab on your boomer graves
>>13063773
>>13063719

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>>13063789
Have some compassion asshole

>> No.13063844

>>13063719
OH NO NO NO NO NO
AGAHAHAH ENJOY LOSING THAT MONEY!! JUST FLUSH IT NEXT TIME

>> No.13063854

>>13063843
just use more lube and bite something

>> No.13063859

Bears, please, h-have some mercy

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>> No.13063880

>>13063854
The Chadaq will light the way for bullfriends

heres a message from the future: ITS OVER 9000

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>>13063832

Assuming same float, ACB trading at a share price of $75 USD would mean a market cap of approximately $74 billion.

>> No.13063889

>>13063790
The way I see it I break even at $9.61. So the stock drops 4% by Friday or it doesn't. 50% of the time I'll get my money back and then the other 50% of the time those 4 puts will be worth $1. As you can see I can't lose here.

>> No.13063896

This seems like a good time to buy...
Am I being a dumb dumb?

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Addicting

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>>13063889
>i-it's free money

>> No.13063919

>LPTX is plummeting
>Just got notification that earnings report after hours

What am I not aware of? Am I in store for a big bad surprise?

>> No.13063923

>>13063896

Medmen holding the $4 (CAD) mark like a champ under some selling pressure. That's looking like a buy.

>> No.13063927

>>13063910
I'm going to dab for every dollar of profit I make when I sell this shit tomorrow for +600%.

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>>13063843
you right
we should say prayer for 2019 market peak
mwhahaha

>> No.13063929

>>13063896
every day is a good day to buy because the markets go up long term

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>>13063884
They just need to announce a partnership with Elon Mush and PM Xi.
Easy 100B USD market cap

>>13063889
gonna make it

>>13063900
pic relate
(spy puts aren't my only short position though)

>>13063896
good time to hold at least 25% cash
50% better, 75% great

>> No.13063934

>>13063919
earnings reports literally dont matter at all for speculative bio plays

unless of course they use the opportunity to announce massive dilution or something

>> No.13063938

>>13063919
Lptx isn’t plummeting this is the same price movement that always happens in PH. If it plummets it will happen at open.

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>>13063929
Japanese investors want to know your location, faggot. There is a reason it is called "the lost decade".

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.13063965

>>13063931
I only wished I had threw more buying power at those options this afternoon

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>>13063947
imagine how many Nikkei peak buyers have died waiting for ROI
.... me sad now

>> No.13063983

>>13063934
>>13063938
Thanks anons.
PH is pre-hours? Post hours?

>> No.13063988

>>13063947
this tho

>> No.13063997

>>13063983
Power hour

>> No.13063998

DIS at 110

DO I DO IT WITH MY BIG BOY ACCOUNT?!
How low can we get... if China deal breaks through I guess I might get a better entry point...

>> No.13064008

>>13063998
wait for FED shitpost desu

>> No.13064012

>>13063998
buy now or regret tomorrow

>> No.13064013

>>13063998
China deal isn't going to happen. That's why we're selling off. Powell is going to drop trow in the middle of the press conference revealing his foot long dong and all the Chinese are going to get pissed and sell everything. Screencap this.

>> No.13064024

>>13063506

>compounding small gains is the only truth.
>compounding large gains doesn't happen

Unless you buy LTC, sell the halving peak, then buy back and sell the 2020 crypto peak.

>> No.13064028

>>13064012
>t. the AI system that walt disney transcended to

>>13064013
also this

>> No.13064035

>tfw you realize TYHT has $30 million in cash and is trading at $15M market cap

>> No.13064047

>>13064024
I thought you bought shit like REITs and MLPs for the dividend and just didn't trade them.

>> No.13064065

Nutritional High (tsx: EAT otc: SPLIF) has a gigantic bid/ask imbalance right now. Bid side at 0.27 (CAD) outnumbers ask side by 23 to 1. Multiple brokers contributing to the bid, doesn't look like a bluff.

Possible moon shot if you've got the stomach for a penny stock long.

>> No.13064071

>>13064013
You really think Powell would raise rates right now? Just because everyone isn’t hating on him like they were last year?

>> No.13064079

>>13064012
>implying I can’t buy now AND regret tomorrow

>> No.13064105

>>13063209
Holy shit my $108 DIS Puts are paying out. Sold one to cover my entire entry + 50%+ profit and still have three left.

>> No.13064113
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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down another .2%, no time to trade or look at my port today. Got fucked by BA yesterday and now CAG today. What the hell is going on with the essy peepee? Something feels wrong, in the air, in the aether, I don't know. Maybe buying SPY puts tomorrow.

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13064116

Look at that desperation

>> No.13064121
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>>13064113
IM NEVER GONNA MAKE IT

>> No.13064123

Fuck this market. Another red day. Everyday is the same. about 1/3 of the port stays flat, 1/3 slight gain, the other 1/3 completely shits the bed.

Next day, the one that shit the bed slight gain to recoup losses, a 1/3 flat, the other 1/3 shits the bed.

Constant rotation every fucking day. Just a little frustrated.

>> No.13064124

>>13064113
Down 3.5% because the FDA decided to say some mean things about Juul. Fuck me I hate Gottlieb

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>>13064121
Incorrect

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>>13064113
Down -0.16% ($40). That piece of shit LPTX man.

>> No.13064136

>>13064113
Up $0.88 at the bell. down $2 after hours trading.

>> No.13064140

anybody here accumulate MSCI? Thinking of doing so instead of buying a house, too many hidden meme costs with that option

>> No.13064141

>>13064113
Down 0.17% and waiting for fed announcement.

>> No.13064142

>>13063998
DIS aquires FOX at midnight.
I just bought 3 calls.
Am i making money tomorrow?

>> No.13064143

>>13064113

With 5 min to go was down .78%. At close down 0.14%. How the F that happened I have no idea.

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>>13064113

Really good day for me. Picked up a nice low fill on EAT, beefed up medmen position at what appears to be new support. Bombardier put in a solid +1%. ALEF held up. Hoping SPY doesn't wiggle around too much in the next two days as my leaf version of it goes ex-div on the 21st.

>> No.13064151

>>13064134
>everybody on stocktwits and smg are stopping out and cursing at my stock
That’s how I know I’m gonna make it

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>>13064113
up a small amount. 0.3% about.
Feels good though. some days I make more and it feels bad, today I feel like I improved my position.
Freed up some cash

I still don't like my overall position, I want to continue trimming the deadwood and holding more cash.

Still haven't run errands yet though, need to do that

>> No.13064157

Can someone please give Altria and Disney a good hard push down? This little dip isn’t enough for me to really get excited over.
>>13064130
I didn’t say you were never gonna make it. I said I was never gonna make it.

>> No.13064158

>>13064113
Down 0.22%, could always be worse. I have strong hopes for some of these. I hope they dont fuck me

>> No.13064165

>>13064157
Your graph looks exactly like mine was at first

>> No.13064172

>>13064121
Sell everything and buy May 260Ps.

>> No.13064178

>>13064165
Thanks for giving me hope fren
We’ll see how it turns out. They’re not losses yet of my hands remain iron.

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>up 70% the past week
>never started a position
If only I had infinite buying power

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>>13064113
red day of near a half percentile
panic sold my fedex ahead of earning and bought Tesla

>> No.13064199

>>13064151
Everybody in smg is telling my my ACB puts are retarded and queer. That's how I know I'm going to make it.

>> No.13064209

>>13064142
how far out?

>> No.13064215

I just posted in the dead thread.
Am I a brainlet for investing heavily in th Uranium market?

>> No.13064233

>>13064215
Uranium? What the

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>>13064209
Far out man.. Far fucking out

>> No.13064241

>>13064199
I think you're on the money. I got fucked by a dudeweed rush back in January

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>>13064215
I thought the cold war was over

>> No.13064251

>>13064215
UEC was being shilled here for awhile... what ticker are you looking to buy?

>> No.13064253

>>13064241
oh god damn it, now I don't even know what to think,

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>>13064113
me short very peak of 2019 today
feel good

thanks bullcuck for opportunity

>> No.13064297

At what point should I go all in on Disney? Set a limit order for all my savings at $100?

>> No.13064299

>>13064251
Mostly in UUUU.
Section 232 to enforce domestic US uranium production be 25% of demand (being portrayed as a security issue, as our uranium source is supplied heavily from Russia and China) will be decided by the summer. Currently supplying under 5%. Hoping Trump comes through. Also Uranium prices are at historic lows, with more countries turning to nuclear like Japan coming back online after Fukushima and developing countries like China planning on nuclear.

>> No.13064318

>>13064277
Even if it drops at the same rate as a couple weeks ago I'm still looking at returns on my cheapo options in the 1000%s

>> No.13064320

I hope you all die slow painful agonizing deaths

>> No.13064319

>>13064299
Dr. Pavel?

>> No.13064324
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>>13064113
Tesla

>> No.13064328

>>13064188
Talking about srne not akao

>> No.13064353

>>13064324
you lost 491 on tsla alone?

>> No.13064354

>>13064113
Banked 300%+ on AMD calls and rolled into puts at the close, fingers crossed for a pullback. Mixed bag with everything else.

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>>13064320
>I hope you all die slow painful agonizing deaths

u 2 fren <3

>> No.13064365

>>13064354
Actually over 600%, just looked again

>> No.13064368

>>13063209
>It has set an indicative IPO price range of $62 to $68 per share and is set to price the IPO on March 28.

price too high hopefully it tanks.

>> No.13064381

>>13064354
I can't imagine much of a pullback when the latest news is that Google is bankrolling you

>> No.13064397

Can (((PLX))) break from .50 & can TYHT m askew some gains tomorrow? Got in @ $2.34

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>>13064318
if can even get half of what lost on puts, would be happy ;_;
am loaded up on SPXU tho

>>13064320
jokes on you
me already doing that

>> No.13064421

When and how do I hear about this fed shitpost? NPR?

>> No.13064441

>>13064421
some one will post a link to the live stream during said shit post

>> No.13064459

And if Powell keeps his dick in his pants? How hard do we rally?

>> No.13064465

>>13063998
I got 3 $108 Puts left. Hoping this tanks all week.

>> No.13064469

>>13064459
>implying he will keep his dick in his pants.

>> No.13064489

>>13064459
If it's the same story as he has been telling this month in various interviews ("patience", low inflation, etc), should be continued rising trend for a little while. Market is pricing in zero or one hike at most for all of 2019 right now.

>> No.13064512

>>13064397
>TYHT m askew some gains tomorrow? Got in @ $2.34
Why
I’m up 20% from my entry
Read charts guys. Don’t enter on a knife

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>> No.13064551

>>13064397
I hope you mean 1.34.. and I felt like I was eating it. Yikes

>> No.13064557

Well today Fox as we know it is gone, Disney Swallowed them up; 12:a.m on the 20th its all done. Thanks to Disney stock falling ever lower as the day dragged on seemingly forever longer and thanks to the Share Ratio in use I'll get my "free" Dis Share + New Fox stock oh yeah. Wednesday/Thursday on market open I expect to see my newly won holdings.

>> No.13064567

>>13064551
i wonder where you guys even get some of these companies, most of them are simply epic style, you would be better off putting your money into your mattress than giving it to chine corporate

>> No.13064571

>when I open up my RH every day
https://youtu.be/N_cwwQfLpTM

>> No.13064582

Here are the best dividend friends that have grown their dividend by more than 10% for the last 10+ years
MSFT
V
MCD
ABBV
COST
TXN
LOW
TJX
ITW
NOC
PRU
ROP
ROST
TRI
CTAS
EIX
BEN
ROL
PRGO

>> No.13064626

Keep or sell TYHT at open tomorrow? I got in at 1.11

>> No.13064636

Whatever happened to that /smg/ poster that used to hang out in Orange Beach, AL? Was that big5?

>> No.13064644

Bank of Jap better get online tonight and Pump et

>> No.13064654

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc8wmLul3uw

>> No.13064672

>you didnt buy plug dip last week
>you bought refr meme

What's the point of being here if you aren't trying to make money?

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>>13064672
To wallow in misery with my fellow bagholders?

>> No.13064713

Hmmm... interdasting https://teslastats.no/

>> No.13064736

>>13064689
Pull the plug

None of your friends will be there for you when you are down and out

But if you've had Invested in plug maybe they would stick around a little bit longer to leach the last penny you got

>> No.13064737

>>13064672
-_-
Why you buying stocks if you just gonna buy whatever shiller 2u?

>> No.13064811

>>13063642
don't worry ACB gives no fucks about their shareholder and they are going to sell shares to buy more companies. they do this to fake growth because they are not actually growing.

>> No.13064834

>>13064582
Saved

>> No.13064837

>>13064811
I got 3 days for this shit to drop 25%

>> No.13064838

>>13064582
You forgot T. 6.70% Yield (0.51 x 4). Stock is only $28 - 31 per atm. Buy his cheap ass now; 15 years later rejoice in the fat payout. With Films, News,Phone & Cable to his name how can you go wrong I say. Used to be CTL took the cake, a $2.16 div payout @ $15 per check. But then they slashed the div to just a quarter so investors told them to suck it while they fled to T's much fatter Divvy.

>> No.13064849

>>13064512
I price averaged to 1.18 on TYHT. Hoping to get some gains tomorrow.

>> No.13064854

>>13063680

This image really should be deleted.

$20 tops by the end of the year.

>> No.13064870

FUCK BEARS

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>>13064123
Maybe be more conservative with stop losses. You know how people say that there isn't anything wrong with taking small gains? Don't be afraid to take small losses. It's better to lose a few percent on a stop loss than to let something tumble down 10 percent, imho.

But I'm experiencing the same thing so I'm bot really one to talk.

>> No.13064904

>>13064672
I bought both. Sold PLUG, just rebuy tomorrow it'll probably drop down to the 2.30s or 2.40s

>> No.13064912

>>13064870
no fuck jannies and fuck niggers. Tomorrow is going to be a bloody red red day.

>> No.13064921

>>13064893
disagree completely, only put your money where you think it will matter, taking stop losses or money out to rebalance is bad practice, not to mention a waste of time and stress, you should overthink your purchases before you make them, not after. doing day trading / market beating shit is futile

find a company you can afford that is trading cheap prior to a meaningful catalyst. hold it for a year at its new bottom at a meaningful margin of safety

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>>13064912
me agree
tomarrrow gonna make october look bullish

>> No.13064946

V T S A X

>> No.13064978

>>13064912
>>13064928
Remember bears, this is who your fellow bears are.

>> No.13064982
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13064982

>Trying to get an account on Robinhood
>Give them details to my bank etc
>Going to put money on the account
>Have to take picture of my ID repeatedly
>Isn't working
>Have to use the App to get it to function
>Radio silence for a month
>Finally contact them
>"haha sorry about that xD just take a picture of your ID and SSN card"
>Lost my SSN card a few months prior
>Finally get around to going to get them
>Takes a week +
>Take a picture of it first thing
>"Sorry dude but you have to take a picture of the front AND back of your ID and sign ur SSN xD"
>Do so
>No response
>21 hours later I have to send in another email to ask them to do shit
>No response still
>In the time I have waited to get them to work all the stocks I was watching made mad fucking bank multiple times
>Could have made a decent amount of cash to invest even further

All of my anger.

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>>13064928
fucka you
GREEN DAY after BoJ meeting

>> No.13064990

>>13064946
>He doesn't MAX profits w/ VTSMX
VTSMX CHADS WW@?!

>> No.13064997

>>13064672

PLUG is hydrogen cell snake oil where as REFR has potential

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>>13064982
>In the time I have waited to get them to work all the stocks I was watching made mad fucking bank multiple times
>Could have made a decent amount of cash to invest even further
wow bro you haven't even entered the market yet and you're already pro!! You should tell them that

>> No.13065019

>>13064998
His net 0% is still better than me.

>> No.13065027

>>13064998
Man, regardless of if I would have, it feels that way. I had been watching a couple of companies for months and one in particular had a pattern going on where they'd say something fucking retarded, take a hit to their stock and recover. Maybe mad bank is an over exaggeration, but the fact that I can't even fail right now has gotten me upset over the possibility of success that I've seen.

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>>13064990
>>13064946

>> No.13065030

SWPPX - S&P 500 fund, cheap entry, no real minimum requirement aside from $43 - 44 per. Pays out a div annually. Decent yield. Scores pretty damn good on the Lipper/morning star rank.

Seems like a good all around deal to me so I bought into it. So far nothing but green.

>> No.13065037

>>13065030
just buy SPY if you want to follow the SP500

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>>13065027
Yeah.. ok buddy.

I'd love to see how you do after 3 months.. can't tell you how many times i've seen people say "i'll hold this for life" just for them to sell it on the first pullback.. or "man if i had that kind of money.." if you can't invest well with 100 you can't invest well with anything more..

Everything looks easy until you do it... I mean fuck.. you are already having a hard time just opening a brokerage account which is the easiest step, the first step and that part is already getting to you.... I suggest you lurk more

>> No.13065111

>>13064512
I put in an order for on the opening @ 30min prior and was declined. 2nd time that has happened.

>> No.13065122

>>13063209
I made 12.79% since Jan 30th.
Feels good.

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>>13064837
>I got 3 days for this shit to drop 25%

Oof. I mean, it could happen. ACB has had -25% days before. Several, in fact. High pucker factor on those puts tho.

>> No.13065145

>>13065136
I've got 3/22 $9 Puts on ACB. Pretty confident.

>> No.13065152

Told you boomer fuck heads
https://www.marijuanamoment.net/first-congressional-marijuana-vote-of-2019-officially-scheduled-for-next-week/

>> No.13065156

>>13065072
Lad, I'm not trying to say I'm god. I'm just venting my frustration of having this shit take 3 months to work. What do you want me to do? Apologize for thinking I could make a profit? So I exaggerated, anon. Should I show you my net loss? My checks? Would it make you feel better after that to know my perceived imaginary gain that I thought could have happened didn't?

>> No.13065162

>>13064113
baste chilis poster. Up 2.45%
>still down 30% because of my buys in October. Will I ever make it?

>> No.13065168

>>13065145
I definitely need to start looking at profit potential on Options before I go in. The profit I can make on my ACB Puts is nothing compared to the profit I made on my DiS Puts, yet the contracts were about the same price. Shoulda bought more DIS Puts.

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>>13065156
Don't let emotions control you.. stop being a fag

Lurk more

>> No.13065178

BROTHERS
IT IS TIME TO FIND THE MOST BEST MONEYEST OF ALL THE DIVIDEND FOCUSED INDEX FUNDS

>>13065037
So, what... like SPYD?
I like that it don't have gamestop in their top 10 holdings, unlike some other funds.

>>13065019
>Implying cash is net zero
>Implying cash doesn't experience depreciation due to inflation
Don't even get me started on opportunity cost.

>> No.13065179

>>13065152
Happening

>> No.13065208

>>13065152
>https://www.marijuanamoment.net/first-congressional-marijuana-vote-of-2019-officially-scheduled-for-next-week/

Committee vote doesn't mean a whole lot but it's a start. Might make it through the full congress vote. Senate is a problem. On the plus side, this is a states rights issue which will have partial republican support for that reason. Same situation as the snafu with Jeff Sessions over federal raids on state legal businesses.

>> No.13065214

>>13065178
all dividend ETFs are inferior to Dogs of the DOW strategy. Id even argue that theyre scams that steal your yield opportunity

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If the CFO isn’t a chucklefuck he’ll release the next press release tomorrow (7:00 ET) announcing presentation of TRX518 data on April 3rd.
I’m assuming he isn’t too retarded to seize momentum and will turn his stock parabolic
>released March 8th PR when retesting 52 week lows
I gotta believe that’s deliberate right? He’s a venture capitalist after all.

>> No.13065233

>>13065156
That tripfag is an absolute faggot which is why people steal his name and shitpost and he’s wrong about you not getting in, but he’s right about how getting into the market is different than watching it with no money. It always feels like your stocks go up and up, then when you actually get in it all dumps and your net is negative. Don’t sweat it bro. You’ll feel the long hard dick of the bears soon enough and wish you were 0% again. But we’re all hopefully going to make it.

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>>13064978
me gonna run americas econmommy one day O_O

>>13064988
BoJ to declare Americas Econmommy the next Nanjing in meeting

>> No.13065255

>>13065214
>collect interest in dividend stocks
>sell trash stocks before end of of year to make up for gains
Is this a bad idea?

>> No.13065256

>>13065218
If the results are THAT good, why shouldn't he just let the stock tank, buy more into weakness, and then surprise with the data?

>> No.13065262

I see American likes inside trade like Google which make shit but worth billions.

>> No.13065276

>>13064838
Yield is only growing at 3%

>> No.13065281

>>13065262
cool post friend

>> No.13065286

>>13065262
google literally runs the internet -_-;

>> No.13065301

>>13065256
Because then he would go to jail

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>>13065235
1 hour until meeting, Im going to hurt you very badly through electric signals so be aware

>>13065255
Its a good idea
if you study the dividend aristocrats or do dogs of the dow youll beat any dividend etf

>> No.13065315

>>13065286
Fuck no if u consider baidu NTT and Verizon anyway good to know American investor thinks , like a blog worth billions

>> No.13065327

>>13065315
POO

>> No.13065332

>>13065327
IN

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I'm going to make it. Nice try bulls, cant bring me down.

>> No.13065361

>>13065301
>Issues press release: We suck
>stock drops to .01
>buys 20 million shares
>Issues press release: lol jk we disappeared those tumors

Totally legal guys. try it.

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>>13065233
>That tripfag is an absolute faggot which is why people steal his name and shitpost and he’s wrong about you not getting in, but he’s right
>he's wrong
>but he's right

>> No.13065386

>>13065332
LCIfags mouth

>> No.13065404

Does anyone else clog up their portfolios with shitty 200-500 dollar purchases of meme stocks that tanked but you're still holding waiting for like a 20 dollar price gap to break even that never seems to come?

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>>13065311
NUUUUUU not hurt mee
am sorry stop nuuuuuuuuuu!

>>13065315
they do it with their DNS service

>> No.13065415

>>13065404
Thats my entire robinhood portfolio

>> No.13065416

>>13065404
>clog up your portfolio
Nigger that IS my portfolio

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I want a job writing end of day copy for the biz media.

>stocks rise on trade optimism
>stocks fall on trade worries

Job done. That'll be $500. Per article.

>> No.13065446

>>13065435
$500??

Get into penny stock promotion.. they'll pay $50,000 for a just a couple more articles..

>> No.13065456

>>13065435
seeking alpha will pay you that if you articles not crap

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>>13065404
>purchases of meme stocks that tanked but you're still holding waiting for like a 20 dollar price gap to break even that never seems to come?

NO. BAD ANON.

That's not how you trade shit stocks. Blue chips, sure. Average in and hodl and Buffett meme it up for 20 years, you'll be mostly fine. When you are buying small cap trash on speculation of moon shots, you do not cost average long hodl. You look at chart, identify support, set buy order at support, wait for it to fill, put a stop loss below support. Alternately identify resistance, stop buy above resistance, stop loss below nearest support.

If you trade penny cancer like blue chips you will lose all of your money eventually.

>> No.13065486
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13065486

Last week I made 500% on FB
This week on DIS. I actually had 4 contracts, but sold one EOD to cover my buy-in. Hoping it keeps tanking. Love shorting these dinosaurs.

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So how much do you guys actually have invested?
Who's the richest mf on /smg/?

>> No.13065525
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>>13065508
We all have $500 robinhood accounts

>> No.13065527

ok. so under the Fox dis merger deal the way they figure the ratio is as follows.

If at deal close time (today) if Dis is over $114 per the ratio is 0.3324 per 1 fox

If Dis stock is under $114 at deal close they do it based on average price of Dis stock for previous 15 trade days and divide it by $38. Average Dis price is $113.784 (I already done the math). Dis closed today at $110.00

So the ratio in use is this 0.33396. Combined with my old Fox shares I just managed to bag a whole Dis share (3 fox shares x 0.33396)

Deal is officially done at 12 a.m the 20th (midnight)

>> No.13065538

>>13065508
it pretty rude for talk about main account and how much money you have
its kosher for post your robinhood play account tho

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>>13065404
95% of my money is in SCHK or BIG BOI Dow blue chips. The other 5% is currently in KHC (I WANT A REFUND) and biomeme PnDs.

>> No.13065542

>>13065508
I've got about $2300 in crypto and $2400 in stock. Hoping for some big moves between now and May when I plan to spend about $5000 for a dual sport motorcycle. Hoping to have some left over by then and to keep going with the investing afterwards. Will use the motorcycle to travel and sell life insurance, which should be considerable increase in income, so I can contribute more back into investing.

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>>13065446
>Get into penny stock promotion.. they'll pay $50,000 for a just a couple more articles..

Aww yeah. That quasi legal yellow biz journalism.

>scamstockpowr.com is projecting 10,000% upside on lithium mining company with BUY IT NYA rating
>no mines yet
>r employees...
>other than the CEO
>don't miss this once in a lifetime opportunity!
>i/we are long mineless lithium mining
>the preceding article contains forward looking information
>scamstockpowr™ provides this article for educational and entertainment purposes only

>> No.13065555

>>13065527
I have 1 share of DIS, what color Lambo should I order?

>> No.13065558

>>13063270
QLD in this retarded market.

>> No.13065566

>>13065542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlBU97NAdWg

>> No.13065568

>>13065550
You should definitely buy in to my new company. We are manufacturing the robots that mine the lithium. Big opportunity.

>> No.13065572

>>13065525
I have a $1100 robinhood account

>> No.13065573

>>13065555
Checked and red for the blood trail DIS will leave all week. Kek.

>> No.13065580

>>13065568
Let me get you in touch with my quantum machine learning AI startup. They need a loan for computers.

>> No.13065585

>>13065580
Sorry, not a believer in AI.

>> No.13065593

>>13065585

They also grow weed.

>> No.13065609

>>13065593
What's your ticker

>> No.13065622

>>13065593
Not currently holding any weed stocks. Puts on ACB. I believe the entire market is overbought and diluted af. Profit margins are dropping hard. I'm waiting for a massive collapse before I buy anything.

>> No.13065629

>>13063209
AMZN Bro here: I'll give you my cheat sheet, this is basically if history repeats itself with all the levels and what to do its not necessarily perfect or anything.

HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF

WEDNESDAY BUYBACK 1751 BUY 1780CALL
FRIDAY POSSIBLY 1822 IF FED PLAYS ALONG
MONDAY POSSIBLY 1843 - BUY PUTS HERE
BUY CALLS BOUNCE OF 1802
BUY PUTS 1863
BUY CALLS 1777 THREE WEEKS OUT 1900
TAKE PROFITS WHEN UNCOMFORTABLE
BUY CALLS SEE 1905
BUY PUTS AT 2050~
COVER AT 1915
BUY TWO WEEK OLD PUTS AT RETEST OF 2000
BUY CALL 1719
BUY PUT 1831
ECONOMY GETS SHADY AND FED PROBABLY HAS TO RAISE RATES
BUY CALL 1664
BUY PUT 1782
BUY CALL 1538
BUY PUT 1754
BUY CALL 1500
BUY PUT 1772
BUY CALL 1343
WAIT ONE MONTH TO REENTER SEE WORLD, BUY COOL THINGS
BUY CALLS 1641
BUY PUTS 1696
BUY MONTHLY CALLS 1625 (earning show company is worth 2100 and finally you will make bank)
CHILL INTO FINANCIAL FREEDOM

By now its possible you could be a millionaire, if so please post your screenshot and God Bless You!

>> No.13065653

>>13065629
I'm stupid and have no idea what this means. But god bless your heart for sharing

>> No.13065703

>>13065653
He's high

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I would literally shit my fucking pants if I ever saw this number per share (look at graph) what the fuck

>> No.13065735

>>13065629
I can't even afford the options on this one.

>> No.13065783

NEW THREAD!!!! hurray

>>13065772
>>13065772
>>13065772
>>13065772

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>>13065622

I was joking, anon. I'm not shilling any empty office with phone on floor and no furniture scams.

>> No.13065922

>>13064997
Lol no nigga

>> No.13066322

>>13064113
Finally sold my VSTM that I'd made a solid 10% on in the last week. It dipped right after I sold it thank god. Holding onto the cash from that for a down day, other than that relatively good day at +0.38%