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How do I make it in business as an 18 year old girl red pulled by Sam Hyde and friends ™ on college?

>> No.13058240

>>13058235
Pilled*

>> No.13058248

>>13058235
I’ll give you 200 ETH if you let me fuck you for a night

>> No.13058257

>>13058248
Ew no. How tall are you?

>> No.13058258

>>13058235
*girl
tits or GTFO

>> No.13058271

>>13058258
Hell no. Gtfo my blog post.

>> No.13058274

>>13058235
Hi I'm Mike

>> No.13058277

>>13058257
6’3 and 350 pounds with 5 inches. I’ll give you 250 ETH.

>> No.13058280

>>13058257
6’8” my queen. I’ve got a 6” penis too ;)

>> No.13058286

>>13058277
EW

>> No.13058294

>>13058280
Are you fat?

>> No.13058296
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13058296

>it’s another anon larps as a female and fills a thread to the bump limit episode

>> No.13058298

shut the fuck up you fucking attention whoring roastie.

MOOOODDSSSSS THIS IS A PROFESSIONAL BUSINESS BOARD. APREHEND THIS BITCH.

>> No.13058330
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>>13058258
>>13058271
im way hotter than you, even when i faceapp to a female, damn im hawt...

>> No.13058339

>>13058330
So you have feminine features and a femanine penis? That’s really cool.

>> No.13058352
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>>13058339

>> No.13058371

>>13058339
Nah 6'1 175 and way too big a dick actually, don't hate me because I'm beautiful and you could be mistaken for a young boy

>> No.13058382

>>13058235
did the Boston Bomber get a cell phone in prison?

>> No.13058417

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

>> No.13058450

>>13058277
250 eth, are biz thots the highest paid thots in world now?

>> No.13058460

>>13058257
>how tall are you?
5’8”

>> No.13058477

Okay 250 ETH and a bonus 1 BTC if you let me put it in ya bunghole

>> No.13058479

7'1" here, you're all despicable manlets. also 9 incher 7.5 inch girth. plus 11 mil in shitcoins

>> No.13058502

>>13058235
How much to let me take a whiff from your pooper

>> No.13058520

>>13058235
C A L G A R Y
A
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G
A
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Y
be my girlfriend

>> No.13058596

>>13058520
My dude there are hood rat thots better looking than this at Marlborough mall even

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>>13058417

>> No.13059040

To answer the question from the other retarded thread. If you don't have stds and can prove it, and are complete butt fucking ugly I will suck your dick for 1 btc. Unironically just got back from doing that for someone I'm attracted to.

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>>13058479
lmao cool larp bro

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CLEAN THIS THREAD UP JANNIES CMON

>> No.13059077

Jesus fucking Christ OP

500 ETH for one night

Any other takers? Must be hot grill

Post bobs with time stamp and I throw some ETH to get you wet before festivities

>> No.13059168

>>13058339
I love you larping anon

>> No.13059191

>>13058235
What a miserable fucking thread this is.