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[Anonymous No.13048197]

So I was watching a CBT (Cock-ball torture) cei ( eating instruction) joi (jerk off instruction) and the girl (yes, I like girls just because I like my cum doesn't mean I'm gay I will never even touch another man's cum) said "put super glue on yo dick" first I thought "is this a good idea?" Then I was just like "I'll take a shower after" so I put the superglue on the tip like instructed, and I came. NOTHING. I felt it build at the top then slowly leak back down. I got in the shower tried rubbing it and peeing it didn't work... I had to go to the doctors, I could see his face was like "wtf". The second he removed it cum and piss BLASTED EVERYWHERE. So embarrassed. It got on his face! I left, drove home and jerked off again. Then my friend called and said "bro why tf was superglue on yo dick bitch" I said "how u know?" He said he was in the next room for stitches. Im not gonna say the truth so I said "I was taking a piss in a public bathroom and someone ran in and sprayed superglue" I ate a edible to try to forget about this, and cooked up bacon. I just went to the bathroom and a little piece of superglue flew out. It also felt SO GOOD when the cum went everywhere at the doctor's, best orgasm ever. My dick stings Everytime I cum or pee. It'll be gone in 1 week he said.

[Anonymous No.13048237]

I spend too much time on this site

[Anonymous No.13048246]

>>13048197
>so I put the superglue on the tip like instructed, and I came. NOTHING. I felt it build at the top then slowly leak back down.
HNNNNNNG

[Anonymous No.13048282]

Try a pool vacuum

[Anonymous No.13048296]

I love this community