why am I like this

[Anonymous No.13046152]

>am currently a freshman in uni
>in a non meme field
>economic depression will start either this year or the next
>economy will be at its lowest probably 3-4 years after I graduate
>will graduate as economy is in tailspin
>will still get a job because /frat connections/ and because software devs are in high demand
>once firmly cemented in job market, will be able to start my own software firm
>will get loans for rock bottom interests
>boomers will start losing their shirt on their houses
>I will be able to buy one for next to nothing
>continue my 30s creating wealth and buying up property as boomers languish

it's the perfect plan. i am so ready

[Anonymous No.13046167]

Hate to break it to you anon but CS is definitely a meme field.

t. unemployed CS grad

[Anonymous No.13046198]

>>13046152
I've been out of college for 4 years now. I look forward to the bottom dropping out. I've been working and saving since I graduated for the day it happens.

[Anonymous No.13046205]

>>13046152
>boomers will start losing their shirt on their houses

Oh how I wish this was true for once.

[Anonymous No.13046224]

>>13046167
I've planned for this anon.
>be me
>pledge fraternity at my uni with a huge alumni network
>quickly get reputation of 'smart kid who can code'
>several brothers have parents who own large businesses
>two weeks ago was 'parents weekend'
>some guy's dad walks up to me and says "my son says you know how to code, I need an IT guy when you graduate!"
>tell him it 'probably wont be enough to compete with FAANGs, but I'll keep him in mind
>(keep in mind I go to a huge state school and will never get a job out of college from a top silicon valley firm and know this full well)
>"We'll see about that, I always offer good salaries - especially for a friend of [brother]"
rinse and repeat 5x

+ I already do a lot of freelance work, so I should be in a good spot.

[Anonymous No.13046506]

>>13046205
honestly. i cannot wait

[Anonymous No.13046556]

>>13046152
Devilish. GL OP.

[Anonymous No.13046571]

>>13046556
join me anons

but for now keep crushing zoomer pussy

[Anonymous No.13046581]

>>13046224

[Anonymous No.13046612]

more like

>graduate in a recession
>get no job
>realize "frat connections" was a bad troll
>struggle to make rent working min wage job barely able to save anything
>struggle to get a job even after the recovery because of your employment gap
>by the time your able to save anything housing prices have already recovered and then some so you buy the top
>get laid off in the next recession and default on your mortgage

[Anonymous No.13046636]

>join fraternity
>act gay
>dress gay
>hang out with a bunch of dudes
really makes u think

[Anonymous No.13046648]

>>13046612
>>13046636
>t. jobless GDIs