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13046038 No.13046038 [Reply] [Original]

I have $500K in crypto My friend has 1.1M$. My other friend has 2.1M$ I'm jealous as fuck. How do I get a 4x gain to fuck them in the ass? (Not kidding, pls serious advice)

>> No.13046048

>>13046038
Do you have a gf or wife? Ask them to pay you some of their crypto to fuck her while you watch

>> No.13046059

>>13046048
This. It's the only way to uncuck yourself, OP

>> No.13046088

>>13046038
meanwhile i only got 2500

>> No.13046100

>>13046038
The odds of you knowing two people including yourself who made millions in crypto is close to zero.

>> No.13046147

>>13046100
plot twist op is a paranoid schizo with multiple personalities and a different wallet for each one

>> No.13046179

>>13046147
That's no plot twist. A real plot twist would be op having friends.

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13046206

How many of these threads do we have to have? All-in Bitcoin, it's obvious.

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>>13046038

All of you will end up going to $0 anyways because you're greedy and stupid. Most crypto millionaires essentially won the lottery which means they weren't ready for the money. So that's why you're going to die waging.

>> No.13046264

>>13046048
i wish i could upkek this twice

>> No.13046269

Stop being jealous.