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Sergey Sergers, burger eating extraordinaire, had just finished polishing off his fourteenth Big Mac, eating fellow competitors Weasely Stevie and Thomie Two Toes under the table, when Spelling Bee Adelyn made an announcement.
"Mr Sergers, you have a call from Swift; it seems to be one of the Executives".
"I'll take it in my 'Speaking Room' and bring me my hat and apples"
"Is that the meeting room or your office, Mr Sergers?"
Sergey Sergers scoffed at this question and remarked, "Philosophers have a particular way of understanding the world. My speaking room is what you non-philosophers call an 'office' but I no longer enjoy the connotations after watching the AMERICAN version of The Office".
"Certainly Mr. Sergers I'll prepare it for you right away".
"Clean up this mess and get these losers back to work, I'm in charge here and don't you forget it".

>> No.13034419

>>13034397
Such an alpha!

>> No.13034447
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Adelyn quickly went to the closest and retrieved Sergey's hat and apples. Sergey put on his hat because Rory, in his thick Tex-arse accent, said cowboy hats make the man. Sergey always wears the hat when Swift Executives call. Rory also told him that chewing an apple will make Sergey seem calmband this calmness will make the Swift Executives feel a sense of confidence when listening to Sergey's rants.
"Yeah this is Mr Sergers, whatcha want?" Sergey said inbetween massive bites of the apple. The apple was a red delicious and juicy, so juicy that Swift Executives often became envious of Sergey's converted supply of apples.

>> No.13034685

how do you come up with this shit

>> No.13034696

>>13034685
the unemployed have several hours to dream up all the fanfic they could ever want.

>> No.13034939
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>>13034397
You have to publish all those stories in book form. They are masterful.

>> No.13034992

>>13034939
I really hope some anon is saving them because sometimes I forget.
>>13034685
All stories posted here are fiction. Only a fool would think they're real.

>> No.13035007

>>13034447
>Adelyn quickly went to the closest and retrieved Sergey's hat and apples. Sergey put on his hat because Rory, in his thick Tex-arse accent, said cowboy hats make the man. Sergey always wears the hat when Swift Executives call.

Kino

>> No.13035308

I'm speechless

>> No.13035340

>>13034397
cool long didnt read
link negative 34 cents eoy
also sirgay is too fat to ear apples
9/10 thread
ps, you can build link on poa but you cant build poa on link

>> No.13035360

>>13034992
>Only a fool would think they're real.
arnt we all fools iirc
you cant deny there is some truth in there

op did a very good job submersing the reader into shoes of sirgay, the tone alone is very reminiscent of sirgays natural sassy bitchness and as soon as i read the word philosophers i was reminded again that he has no fucking idea how to program shit, but in theory it sounds fucking amazing

>> No.13035376

>>13034992
I save every single one and send them to my friends via group text at 4am