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My sister is now 18 (yay) and as a gift I want to buy her a stock of some big company, just to (maybe) get her interested in this world.

I live in Europe (Spain). How THE FUCK do I do that? I had no idea it was this hard to buy a stock in someone else's name. I only found giveashare which basically makes you pay twice as much as the market price. Has any of you ever done this? How?

>> No.13026900

>>13026884
Give her the D

>> No.13026905

go back

>> No.13026910

>>13026884
buy it on your account make a free of payment transfer to her account?

>> No.13026912

My sister is now 18 (yay)

>> No.13026916

yay

Edit: spelling
Edit2: thanks for gold!!

>> No.13026920

just to (maybe) get her interested in this world.

>> No.13026922
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>>13026912

>> No.13026926

>>13026884
fag detected (yay)

>> No.13026927

>>13026910
...she does not have an account

>> No.13026953

>>13026884
OP just took my dick in his ass. (yay)

>> No.13026970

>>13026884
just buy her some crypto like LINK, it's gonna pump way faster

>> No.13026981

>>13026884
(((Yay)))

>> No.13027013

>>13026927
buy any physical paper, there are some left in switzerland for example you there are a lot of cable railways in alpine areas which have physical shares you can buy them in her name or just buy a ownership paper.. not big company tho :D

>> No.13027030

>>13027013
Ok, but how?

>> No.13027055

>>13027030
maybe there is same stuff in spain, for eg. the swiss zoo in zürich is selling physiscal shares (you can even gift them) as owner you receive free zoo tickets yearly also owning a physical share ->zoo(dot)ch/de/helfen-sie-mit/aktien

>> No.13027086

>>13026884

Entrega a tu hermana gallego

>> No.13027098

what's the point? Just get her some shitcoins, or alternatively LP shares if it really has to be a "share"

>> No.13027104

An urbit star is pretty great too and sounds much better

>> No.13027625

Bruto, regalale unos linkies, si funciona te va a agradecer por toda la vida, si no, no va a saber que costaron 0.5 usd

Si compras acciones la bruja aunque saque 70% en un año sentira que fue una miseria de ganancia

>> No.13027632

>>13026884
What's those people in Spain that torture hunting dogs? Fucking assholes.

>> No.13027687

Set her up with an account.

Convert shares to crypto
send her crypto
buy shares

>> No.13027787

>>13026884
buy her a handbag and put the receipt inside, women don't like silly male gifts brainlet

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>>13026884
I literally did exactly that one Christmas for my pot smoking nephew. I made an account on the Robinhood app and put $50 in it. I imagined if he used it I would just end up having to pay a little bit more money on taxes due to his hypothetical gains. Of course he never used it. And they say pot is harmless

>> No.13027856

Post her bazongas

>> No.13027942

>>13026884
Give her the cash and she can make the account or use her already existing one.

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>>13026884
Can I fuck your sister?

>> No.13027962

>>13026884
this is why ethereum will establish itself, and has in fact already done so, as the medium of choice, as a platform for open stock exchange

all thats missing is actual legacy stock moving to ethereum, or the companies already on ethereum becoming legacy stock, or a convergence of both

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>>13026884
>My sister is now 18 (yay)
w-what did he mean by this?

>> No.13028028

>>13027962
This. Can't be fucked jumping through legacy systems to buy stocks. Let me do it through crypto and I would.

>> No.13028191

Just fucked my sister (yay)

>> No.13028372

>>13028028
Ever tried simpleFX?