Chainlink: It can't be this easy or has it?

[Anonymous No.12994117]

In many threads lots of anons will say or think..."it can't be this easy" to become fabulously wealthy based on all the evidence we have. Lots of us are like it just can't be this easy.

FUCK THAT

This has been fucking torture. Between listening to all you faggots on a daily basis for the last 4 months. Trying to discern if LARPers are LARPers or not. AB... SherlockLINK teasing us and have us wondering daily if it's really true or not.

Sergey not telling us shit about anything and having to do the work ourselves to figure out if this is really what we think it is.

I don't know about you but if I'm worth 30 million in November I will have earned every fucking penny of that shit even though I don't understand anything about this technical bullshit.

I wake up hoping there is a new info or larper thread even before I check if EOS has tanked 20% overnight. And I go to bed glued to my iPhone reading biz for 2 hours every night on my phone like a mosquito hovering around a patio light. I'll probably have brain cancer in 10 years.

If God told me that if you go back in time 4 months you would be assured $1,000 EOY and singularity. But that when I went back in time I wouldn't remember that it would be a sure thing. I don't think I could do it. I couldn't go multiple months plastered to biz mornin and night. It's pure torture.

It's like the South Park episode where cart man inherits 1 million bucks from his grandma and Stan asks for 20$ and cartman says you go earn your own money in not giving you my hard earned money and they are like you didn't earn it cartman and he says I earned every fucking penny with putting up with grandmas kisses and what not.

So If I'm a millionaire in a few months. Fuck all of you. I earned every penny. I'm going to walk around town like A Chad who invented the fucking vibrator and earned that lambo with hard work

[Anonymous No.12994124]

its not like you had anything other to do

just be happy that at one point somewhere sometime your life went horribly wrong and you ended up on latvian horse grooming board. this is your gift from the universe, your second chance.

[Anonymous No.12994127]

>>12994117
ayo hol up itz weird. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! up in tha beginnin I was fuddin [rehdachted] ta accumulate mo' n' mo' n' mo'. which I did ultimately when dat shiznit was round 13 cent. I amassed 500K [rehdachted]. I definately be thinkin I have enough ta make dat shit. tha problem though is dat I can't stop fuddin mah own investment where I be literally all-in wit mah game savings. I designed a shitload of da most thugged-out hated n' posted memes regardin [rehdachted]. again... I be all-in wit mah live savings n' I have no intention whatsoeva ta shill dis project. instead I went ta crazy lengths ta meme fud whenever I can. sometimes I sit a whole dizzle up in front of tha screen n' I FUD FUD FUD FUD. I don't suttin' is poppin' off wit mah dirty nigga ass. but since I have invested up in [rehdachted] I feel helladifferent. mah behavior make straight-up no sense... yet I be 100% shizzle I gotta FUD mah own investment

[Anonymous No.12994134]

based

[Anonymous No.12994135]

>>12994117
>F A T threads
>astro larp
>AB nigger threads
>squirrel anon
>docusign threads
>adelyn brapper threads
>blythes feet
>delphi memes
im gonna miss you all when its over. for real.

[Anonymous No.12994138]

/ REDACTED /

[Anonymous No.12994141]

>sergay's shitty penny stock
>$1,000 EOY
be glad if it's more than $0 EOY

[Anonymous No.12994144]

>>12994135
pink wojacks!

[Anonymous No.12994157]

>>12994117

>4 months

self-detecting newfags: the next big thing?

[Anonymous No.12994163]

>>12994117
>>12994135
We all gonna make it frens.

[Anonymous No.12994166]

>>12994124
or maybe OP paid for this life in his previous life.

[Anonymous No.12994170]

Literally me

[Anonymous No.12994171]

>>12994157
My thoughts. How fucking disgusting there are people here for such a short period thinking they deserve what’s coming.

[Anonymous No.12994172]

>>12994117
the mental power it takes to wade through the bullshit on here is impressive

[Anonymous No.12994176]

[Anonymous No.12994185]

>>12994176
>t. redditor

[Anonymous No.12994189]

>>12994117
>last 4 months
I'm pretty sure we had other anons that literally were in chainlink and fucked it up and an hero'd before you even got here

[Anonymous No.12994192]

>>12994117
I feel the same way anon. We all know that any day could be the day that LINK explodes once and for all. Eventually the day will come where LINK is just too expensive for it to make sense to buy it anymore. Every single day I compulsively checking if one of the dominoes has fallen, and every single day I've been disappointed so far. My family thinks I'm unmotivated. I can't relate to wagies at all. It almost feels like LINK has become a burden to me. I don't really care about having a Lambo or mansion or anything like that. I just want to be right about something for once in my life. For all the larps, all the breadcrumbs, all the fantasies that end up being true, it sure would be ironic if Tron is the spark that sets up the powderkeg. I've sacrificed a lot to make sure I don't look back on these times with regret. so that in ten years I don't say 'oh fuck I wish I woulda bought more of that $.40 LINK". I went fucking all in. I cut every corner I could to stack my LINK sky high. My stack is paltry compared to some, but I honestly did the best I could, and if LINK doesn't moon tomorrow, I will keep stacking. This chance will not come again. If LINK crashes and burns, I can rebuild my life. But if LINK does what we all know it will eventually, we will never be able to go back and buy more.

Let's just hope the suffering ends soon.

[Anonymous No.12994194]

>>12994117
>4 months
Fuck outta here, try a year and a half nigger

[Anonymous No.12994196]

>>12994189
Allah willing! Only the strong should survive.

[Anonymous No.12994201]

We are the 1%

[Anonymous No.12994209]

>>12994194
fucking newfags

[Anonymous No.12994210]

\CONFIDENTIAL\

[Anonymous No.12994212]

if you consider reading link threads every single day as torture you're just not a true linkmarine. we wake up every morning excited to open up /biz/ to catch up on what we missed while sleeping

[Anonymous No.12994216]

>>12994194
>year and a half

*LAUGHING CRYING EMOJI*

FU Faggot you havent even got pubes

[Anonymous No.12994234]

>>12994212
THIS

[Anonymous No.12994239]

>>12994192
>This chance will not come again. If LINK crashes and burns, I can rebuild my life. But if LINK does what we all know it will eventually, we will never be able to go back and buy more.
only worthwhile statement in this dumpsterfire of a thread

>>12994117
>WAAAAAAAAHHH I HAVE TO SIT ON THE INTERNET FOR 4 MONTHS TO MAKE 30 MILLION DOLLARS IT'S NOT FAIR MOMMY MAKE THEM GIVE IT TO ME RIGHT NOW
Fuck you OP you fucking pussy you unironically don't deserve shit. I hope it takes 5 years for Link to break $100 and all of you whiny faggots sell on the way up

[Anonymous No.12994243]

>>12994212
fucking based

[Anonymous No.12994246]

I baught pre sibos, u dont know suffering

[Anonymous No.12994252]

>>12994246

[Anonymous No.12994267]

>>12994246
Exactly this. Pure torture.

[Anonymous No.12994270]

>>12994212
Based and linkpilled. Always excited to see what my frens have uncovered during the night.

[Anonymous No.12994280]

>>12994117
Fuck off newfag.
4 months is nothing. Been sitting on my stack for 18 months and havent complained once. You dont deserve to make it. I hope you lose your keys.

[Anonymous No.12994288]

>>12994117
>This has been fucking torture. Between listening to all you faggots on a daily basis for the last 4 months.
You realize a lot of us have been in since ICO and etherdelta days right? Last 4 months...this fucking guy...

[Anonymous No.12994409]

SAM, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO RAISE ANY ALARMS, WHY DID YOU USE YOUR TRX WEAPON SO EARLY IN THE MISSION GODDAMMIT! NOW YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO CLEAN UP THE DAMN MESS YOU JUST MADE AND DEAL WITH ALL THE HOSTILES IN THE AREA!

[Anonymous No.12994440]

>>12994117
I’ve been visiting this shit board multiple times per day for a year now waiting for this shitcoin to moon

[Anonymous No.12994454]

>>12994280
>oracle the newfag
the guy who shilled most of us with his article

[Anonymous No.12994469]

>>12994440
same

[Anonymous No.12994672]

>>12994135
>>F A T threads
>>astro larp
>>AB nigger threads
>>squirrel anon
>>docusign threads
>>adelyn brapper threads
>>blythes feet
>>delphi memes
>im gonna miss you all when its over. for real.
This absolutely this.

[Anonymous No.12994772]

>>12994440
>>12994469
>>12994672
isn't it crazy that so many of us have spent so much time on here. we'll never know each other, never will know the struggles each anon goes through, and yet we have acted as a hivemind all chipping away at a potentially trillion dollar project. All the while barely any humans in the entire world even know what an oracle is, let alone what chainlink is and what connections it has. I wish you all the best, truly. We did this. And to be honest, the memes were so good I didn't even realize more than an entire year has passed by. Astonishing.

[Anonymous No.12994840]

>>12994772
>the gains were the frens we made along the way

[Anonymous No.12994842]

>>12994772
My feels lad. Well put.

[Anonymous No.12994849]

>>12994772
A/S/L?

[Anonymous No.12994858]

>>12994117
Congrats, OP. You are a confirmed retard.

[Anonymous No.12994874]

>>12994772
Most of us are the same personality type (intp) so it's child's play to the analytical mind. What happens after the singularity will really add excitement. I don't really care for other people as I don't have the patience so dealing with you people is a literal nothing burger.

[Anonymous No.12994892]

>>12994185
It's a meme you dip

[Anonymous No.12994909]

>>12994772
This post is legit high art. Thank you marine.

[Anonymous No.12994916]

>>12994166
checked

[Sage No.12994918]

>>12994135
>forgetting the toilet FUD saga

Pathetic

[Anonymous No.12994925]

>>12994772
thank you for this anon, but do not worry. We will all meet one day and reminisce.

[Anonymous No.12994927]

>>12994672
Squirrel anon was literally in my thoughts this evening, I almost brought it up in a thread

[Anonymous No.12994935]

>>12994117
>if I'm worth 30 million in November

Imagine being this utterly deluded. You'll be very lucky if you're worth $45,000 by then.

[Anonymous No.12994938]

>>12994772
I think about this aspect a lot. It’s surreal. My entire life might play out in a wildly different way because I happened to stumble across biz in mid-2017. Imagine if we all make tens of millions of dollars from this shit. I go from wagecucking and being more or less trapped in life to being able to travel all over the world whenever I want flying first class and staying in nice hotels, eat the healthiest and freshest food, live in a beautiful big house, drive a nice car, bang beautiful women, go to all sorts of events and concerts and conferences and shit, focus on art and music and writing and fitness instead of wagecucking... my kids will grow up in a safe neighborhood and get awesome educations and have tons of connections... all because I stumbled upon a forum full of autists and was smart enough to connect some of the dots.
We are truly in clown world if this type of shit is remotely possible

[Anonymous No.12995032]

It's hard to believe because I find myself wondering 'why would anything good happen'? I know it's all real, the future millions I will get to play with, but like I just can't make that connection. My first year or two I'll probably be so dumbstruck I won't be able to do much besides sin there and look at all the money on my screen, continuing to live off ramen. I'm so ready to make it so I can finally start living. I live with my grandmother, work 70+ hrs a week, and have managed to grab a humble 50k. I'm not poor, I'm prerich. Either I get the beautiful life with the pretty virgin dedicated redheaded wife and many strong healthy children or I fucking kill myself. At this point there is nothing in between.

[Anonymous No.12995307]

>>12994212
Very based and very redpilled.

[Anonymous No.12995604]

>>12995032
>SoFUd
Gotta say I wholeheartedly and completely agree. All or nothing.

ALL OR NOTHING, DO NOT SELL TOO EARLY.

[Anonymous No.12995669]

>>12994216
owning link for a year and a half fat tits

[Anonymous No.12995748]

>>12995604
I could 'make it' if LINK just hits $50, but I know it is worth more than that, and I want to 'MAKE IT'.

[Anonymous No.12995880]

>>12994135
>Jason parser
>Toilets at sibos
>Pixelzone.io battles and planning to create the cube and sergey's face
>Making and sharing different cube forks
>We are all in this together
>Rory's dad
>Wallet tracking autism
So many ments. It has been such a journey, all link holders deserve to make it, even the brainlets who invested solely because of the memes.

[Anonymous No.12995932]

>>12995880
>shadow forks
>rent free
>super stinky
>bedtime stories
The lore is so deep now. I wish there was an archive somewhere.

[Anonymous No.12995972]

>>12995932
It's not chronological, but I made these imgur folders with everything I saved
Imgur folder albums:
https://imgur.com/a/GnW0DmO - Over 1.4k Chainlink Memes
https://imgur.com/a/HS9hIfr - Connections & Breadcrumbs
https://imgur.com/a/bklfSCi - Positive & Bullish Thoughts

I actually have 2000 link memes in my folder now, need to upload those new ones. When I make it I will make a book of the best.

[Anonymous No.12995981]

>>12994212
How can someone be this linkpilled and Linkbased?

[Anonymous No.12995983]

>>12994117
We fucking deserve this bois, remember that

[Anonymous No.12996012]

https://imgur.com/a/HS9hIfr

Holy shit you marvelous autists. I can't wait to be rich. I have 33k big ones, hoping for at least 100 dollars a piece one day.

[Anonymous No.12996023]

>>12996012
You're welcome boyo. I think $10-50 is guaranteed, $100 very likely. My estimate is $300 by 2022. Sounds delusional but it makes sense to me.

[Anonymous No.12996041]

If you spent all that time learning a trade or building a business, you would be way richer than whatever your internet coin gamble will pay off.

[Anonymous No.12996052]

>>12995880
ENJOY THE MENTS

[Anonymous No.12996066]

stinky disgusting niggars tongue punch my filthy ass hole that's how it goes. That's right the subhuman nasty shity disgusting black race has been farting it's stupid ass tongue right up in my goddamn ass we're talking full-on full impact force of the time hitting the nasty ass hole in the ship flying out with huge tremendous speed just nasty shity disgusting nasty bitch speed I hate black people really bad fuckniggers fuck the kikes fuck the gwaps fuck the greasers I just want them all gone it's going to be a big race war fuck it when I die I want to go to hell

[Anonymous No.12996073]

>>12996052
Do you have a bigger pic of that pepe?
I want to make the reflection in his glasses a link chart green dildo

[Anonymous No.12996078]

>>12994212
This! Glad I'm not the only one frens

[Anonymous No.12996083]

Isn't this supposed to cost about the same as a cup of coffee? I don't understand why this would make anybody rich

[Anonymous No.12996097]

>>12995880
I still hold a handful of Embers because anime-chan shilled it right after shilling chainlink to us

[Anonymous No.12996127]

>>12996073
>>12996052

[Anonymous No.12996135]

>>12994117
>the last 4 months.
Stop being so fucking soft

[Anonymous No.12996248]

>>12994135
>>12994772
>>12994938
Well said frens. So many feels...

[Anonymous No.12996271]

>>12995972
>Over 1.4k Chainlink Memes
holy shit lol

[Anonymous No.12996280]

tfw been all in since it hit binance but lost most my stakc trying to daytrade so only have 600 ;-;

[Anonymous No.12996316]

>>12996271
just hit 2k wew

[Anonymous No.12996344]

>>12996316
Kek can you upload a zip somewhere?

[Anonymous No.12996402]

>>12996316
upload and you get a price

[Anonymous No.12996410]

>>12996023
In the beginning of 2017 people were saying ETH would rise to 300 and some folks called them delusional, just sayin

[Anonymous No.12996413]

>>12994772
This is well said. I don’t know any of you anons but I have enjoyed the conversation here over the past two years more than any interactions that I’ve had with my real life friends.

[Anonymous No.12996454]

>>12996344
>>12996402
Good idea, will upload in like an hour, if thread dies I'll make a new thread

[Anonymous No.12996466]

>>12994772
We will have a Meetup at some point in the future.
No one else will understand the history of this project.

[Anonymous No.12996478]

>>12994938
>>12995032
Sorry to break it to you anons, but even assuming that link hits 5$ (& that's a big IF) it looks like the world is going to get fucked hard from climate change to the point of actually threatening civilisation. We'll most likely miss out of a life of luxury - you want to be thinking about getting 100 acres somewhere remote, with weapons and stockpiled supplies.

[Anonymous No.12996499]

I will let /biz/ lick my gf's asshole if link reaches $5 eoy. She's asian and she's sexy little spinner.

[Anonymous No.12996514]

>>12996023
found the fudderr

[Anonymous No.12996568]

>>12994135
Can someone explain what i'm looking at? Are these just memes of chain?

[Anonymous No.12996604]

>>12996514
1k is fud
>>12996568
I made that compilation, they're just different variations of the chainlink cube with different company logos/memes. These were popular about a year ago when the shadow fork fud was frequent.

[Anonymous No.12996612]

>>12996041
What if we’re already doing that in addition to crypto. That’s the smart way, right?

[Anonymous No.12996620]

>>12996083
That’s achievable. Also do you know what token splits are?

[Anonymous No.12996640]

>>12994117
>4 months
>torture

[Anonymous No.12996785]

>>12996402
>>12996344
I'm uploading to mega, gonna take 2 hours at this rate lmao

[Anonymous No.12996799]

>>12994927
Yeah you would believe in "Squirrel Anon" you gullible retard.

[Anonymous No.12997077]

>>12996499
First dibs

[Anonymous No.12997265]

>>12996785
thank

[Anonymous No.12998026]

>>12996785
Where are you anon?

[Anonymous No.12998053]

>>12998026
>>12997265
>>12996344
>>12996271
>>12996052
>>12996012
>>12995932
Just finished uploading
mega dot nz /#!Es92UKwT!cdO5sWZEertGg_h0uUjirn6-Jr2zscddUSqDuhLiBC4

[Anonymous No.12998059]

>>12994117
>four months
My sweet summer child

[Anonymous No.12998088]

>>12994192
this is JR confirming this is my original content and not to repost without my permission

[Anonymous No.12998151]

>>12996620
Is chainlink planning to do this on main net launch? Do you have a source on this? I couldn't find one

[Anonymous No.12998166]

>>12994772

[Anonymous No.12998201]

>>12994166
Checked. I feel like I’m paying for my next life with this one. Pull through the suffering anons why stop in the middle of hell