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So I got this new job, finally at this software/tech company. Since all of these companies are completely cucked, 75% of the managers there are women. My manager is one of those females. They are incompetent but are protected by diversity laws. I work in sales, and she directs our regional team.

She has been extremely flirty with me at work. She knows I'm single. I noticed her checking out my package multiple times. Last weekend on Friday she invited me out to drinks after I hit my monthly quota, and she got really touchy and feely with me, its fucking nuts. When walking out of the bar this crazy bitch grabbed my ass!

I don't know what to do, I've been there for 3-4 months now. I dont want to jeopardize this job at all. How do I deal with her?

>> No.12989741

>>12989720
How hot is she?

>> No.12989752

>>12989720
You turn her down and you are fucked. She will do anything to treat you like shit so you know you're her bitch, then she fires you.
You fuck her and you are still fucked when it all blows up in your face and she fires you.

TLDR: You're fucked, so fuck her and then quit like a boss

>> No.12989755

Document every flirtation(harrasment). Then when you got enough, fuck her, but do it so there is no evidence of it. Then if you want to fuck her again, do it, but again make sure there is no evidence of the fuckery. Then BAM! A lawsuit of harrasment. Get your millions and then contact her, maybe you can fuck her again ;)

>> No.12989765

>>12989720
If you fuck her you will eventually lose your job one way or another.

If you want to keep your job I suggest you slowly start to ghost her and start telling her about your girlfriend (make one up faggot)

>> No.12989814

>>12989720
Just tell her you're gay. This is the only way you get to keep your job.

>> No.12989815

>>12989720
Flirt with her, keep the sexual tension super high all the time, seem like you're constantly on the cusp of fucking but don't actually do it until you want to quit.

>> No.12989817

>>12989755
Damn nigga i should hire you for my machiavelic list

>> No.12989841

>>12989720

Does she have any good qualities that make her worth pursuing?

If not, probably just do what the other guy said and make up a girl friend.

>> No.12989843

>>12989720
You should fuck her and climb the ladder, anon. When you're in the position right beneath her ask her to help you get a senior level position elsewhere at the company. Then after you get that, you get rid of her. Don't be stupid, this is a golden opportunity.

>> No.12989863

>>12989720
If she looks anything like the girl in this picture you will fuck her brains out on the conference table unless you're a fucking faggot

>> No.12990164

>>12989815
>keep the sexual tension super high all the time
This. You want to revel in the fact that she's squirming in wet panties all day

>> No.12990174

>>12989843
Then you go to jail for harassment charges. Congrats

>> No.12990204

MAKE SURE you record the aggressive flirting behavior ass grabbing/etc in case she gets cunty and fires you

>> No.12990295

>>12989720
Not sure I read the part where you gave any explanation of why you wouldn't just fuck her after she grabbed your ass.
Do you fear her? Are you autistic? Are you gay? Are you a millennial lib? Is she ugly? 'Cause something's wrong with one of you. So far, doesn't really sound like it's her.

>> No.12990600

Have sex with her over a period of time. Document everything IE audio record her. Then take her and the company to court for exploiting and blackmailing you into sex in order to keep your job.

>> No.12990619

>>12989843
>climb the ladder by fucking a woman who hit the wall
Are you Mexican by chance

>> No.12990626

Post package

>> No.12990689

>>12989720
Fuck yeah, congrats, you're in dude. Just gotta play the game now. Flirt back at her but never, i repeat never fuck her until you know you have the upper hand(i.e. another job lined up, etc.) In a couple weeks you have to mention you're dating someone, even if you're not. I'm sure you can figure out the rest. Enjoy

>> No.12990783

>>12989720
pathetic larp

>> No.12990797

>>12990783
Jealous incel

>> No.12990814

>>12989720
do it. speaking as someone who has been there, its not worth the regret. fuck that pussy.

>> No.12990870

>>12989720
if she's not fat or tatted then fuck her you autist
who the fuck cares about loosing a job
don't be a cuck like >>12989765

>> No.12990886

>>12989720
just keep everything totally hypothetical

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>>12990619
based post

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12990990

>>12990619
ked'd

>> No.12991316

>>12990870
>if she's not fat or tatted
Why does that mattere

>> No.12991357

>>12989720
sue them

>> No.12991669

>>12989815
The tables have turned! Now it's time to use our sexuality but never give it to them. Fucking gems deserve it

>> No.12991927

>>12989765
>>12989814
Do this

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12992362

>>12989720
larpy larp larp larp

>> No.12992367

>>12989755
This document everything and do nothing that can be documented.

>> No.12992425

>>12989720
stick it in her pooper

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>>12989752

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>>12989814
>gregarious millenial works in sales
>implying she doesn't already assume he's faggo

>>12989720
op you're worse than friendzoned.
if you ever make a move you'll be fired
if you ever miss a quota she'll mock you hard because you're "friends" now
Have fun with that cockless cuckzoned lol kys

>> No.12992743

>>12989720
just let her touch you and feel your ass. i dont see a prob here, its really just a compliment.

>> No.12992791
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12992791

If she is hot just start fucking her and look for a new job while youre at it, whats the big problem here. Jesus why is this board so cucked lately.

>> No.12993190

>>12989752
Yep, this is pretty much it. This doesn’t end well no matter how you play your hand. Might as well go big and hopefully get an amusing story out of it.

>> No.12993652

>>12989815
this this this. bitches who want to get spermed do favors for you you cant imagine. after you milked her fuck her for a few dates and run

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12993710

I'm torn on what to do lads...fuck...

>> No.12993775

>>12993710
again you have to ride out the favors she will grant you. if you fuck her now she might even start drama with you. its a all or nothing situation

>> No.12993859

>>12993775
I agree milk her for favors while she is still interested in fucking and at the same time line up another job, next fuck her brains out and then quit.

>> No.12993931

>>12989755
based

>>12989720
hopefully it turns out to be a sex thing and not a love affair or else that's an entirely different story

>> No.12993939

>>12989720
First off you are over thinking this. Wait and see if this behavior continues. Whatever you do though, do not feed into it more. There are ways to give her the hint you are not interested. Just don't keep feeding her the idea you are.

>> No.12993957

>>12993710
answer the hotness Q

>> No.12994825

>>12989741
>>12993957
No, come back and answer this you fuck

>> No.12994885

>>12989720
If you want a promotion u gotta suck her dick

>> No.12994904

>women literally begging to be fucked
>no responses

No wonder immigrants are shagging everything they can see. Imagine living your whole life around walking tents and never interacting with a woman in private, you land in the west and you can fuck above 5/10s with absolute freedom.

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>>12989720
>imagine being this faggot

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12995473

>>12989720
Don’t listen to these niggers OP. Tell her to back off and be ashamed and/or report her to HR or some higher ups.

>> No.12995481

>>12989720
women dont actally want sex they want attention and adorement swc is a means to an end

>> No.12995547

>>12989752
>fuck her and then quit like a boss
Bad idea, especially given her position. If she's even slightly unhinged, at best she'll just mark you and you'll have a hard time finding a new job. At worst, well, you can figure it out yourself.
Do you have a way to talk to the upper managers? Complain about it or try moving to a different branch out of her jurisdiction

>> No.12995599

>>12994904
This
Those idiot cucks are afraid to fuck a woman because it may cost them a job (slavery)
lmaoing at your lives

>> No.12995760

>>12995473
This

>> No.12995788

>>12989720
Don’t do it it’s a trap

>> No.12995804

>>12994904
Based and rapepilled..

>> No.12995815

>>12989720
Are you fucking gay or some shit? just fuck her you absolute bluepilled faggot

>> No.12996044

>>12989720
Honest idea.
Why don't you buy a spy cam, like the one you can put on a button or a bag or whatever, the one that undercover journalist use...

It's has to be cheap and easy to adquire in this times, you film her, make sure that if she touches you, you ask her and get confirmation on tape, and voila... you go to upper managment and file a complaint.

>> No.12996080

Listen up boy. You may hate equality and diversity, but in your case it's a godsend. The same laws on statutory rape and abusing a position of power apply to female and male managers.

Let her use you for sex - after you make sure to have some evidence that you have misgivings about it - i.e talk to HR or someone with clout in the company, that you fear your job security if you don't give in to her demands. Or goad her into writing you explicit texts and answer them as though you aren't into them.

When the time comes, choose to either blackmail her, inform her superiors/proper channel/s
ue her.

If you follow my tactic, you'll end up with either a large sum of settlement money or a promotion, aswell as getting laid with a woman that's supposed to have more power than you. It's a great feeling.

>> No.12996096

>>12992791
>sacrificing a comfy job for a woman

You're the only cuck here

>> No.12996122

>>12996096
this

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>>12989752
Win her favor by dicking her, you'll get special treatment untill a new toy shows up. Go For Gold.

>> No.12996172

>>12989720
Quid quo pro. Take her ass to court for rape charges.

>> No.12996191

>>12996080
This anon, best of both scenarios.
Conquer her body, then blackmail/legally own her.
Be the "victim".

>> No.12996237

>>12990174
>jail

>> No.12996382

This happened

>> No.12996398

If my dick is big enough will my manager keep me around for a long whilevbefore getting bored and firing me?

>> No.12996611

>>12996096
being a proud wageslave whos to afraid to get his dick wet cus maybe just maybe he might lose his job even though he probably wont is more pathetic than being a crackhead living in the street.

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>>12990174
Damn it's so easy to go to jail based on a single harassment charge.kek

Might as well fuck her to get it over with to mentally prepare yourself for the firing process

>> No.12996887

>>12989720
Do or die anon. If you don't man up and reverse sexually harass her, you're going to get cucked anyways.

>> No.12996946

>>12996611
Wasted triple dubs.
You're naive if you think that fucking a co-worker, someone in management no less, won't fuck you over later.
People in power like to abuse it, and women especially will abuse it with the current social climate practically encouraging it.
He won't be fired right away, but being fired is the second best thing that can happen in this situation, other than nothing happening at all.

>> No.12996972

>>12989720
Report her to HR and take her place

>> No.12997097

>>12996946
You are a cucked child who lives in constant fear of what ifs, seriously grow the fuck up faggot ive fucked bosses and coworkers before and nothings happened except both parties had an enjoyable experience and then moved on with their lives.

>> No.12997218

>>12989720
Keep the flirt going but don't fuck her nor engage in anything dating related.
She will just get bored from you after some time and think you're gay or a pussy.
Fuck her only if you plan to leave for a better job soon.

>> No.12997461

>>12989720
Nut inside her bareback
Report her to HR

>> No.12998107

>>12990174

He is the one being harassed, moron

>> No.12998966 [DELETED] 

>>12997461
>lives
HR is there to protect upper management. That manager would be condidered upper management. You better have evidence of the sexual harassment recorded.

>> No.12999002

>>12997461
HR is there to protect upper management. That manager would be condidered upper management. You better have evidence of the sexual harassment recorded.

>> No.12999044

Seriously man, in the same way she is protected by diversity laws she would get the benefit of the doubt if she wanted to stir shit up. Steer very clear of her if you can. That is if you like this job and want to stay there. If this place is a temporary stop for you, go get your dick wet. But she sounds crazy as fuck.