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What are some ways to make crypto as a NEET?

There must be something other than airdrops or stuff like that. There must be a way to make it with crypto as a NEET, right? I can't take being poor anymore /biz/ I'm suicidally poor

>> No.12986176

Instead of buying Nintendo Switch you buy some crypto. Then you lose all your money and wish you had bought the Switch instead. Simple.

>> No.12986224
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>>12986139

step 1: write a whitepaper
step 2: develop a new cryptoshit
step 3: shill on /biz/
step 4: exitscam
...
PROFIT!!

>> No.12986264

>>12986176
I don't play video games though
>>12986224
Won't work and I can't code

>> No.12986508

>>12986139
You can always start to work as a copywriter but you will be competing against 3rd worlders.

>> No.12986514

>>12986139
1.philosophy
2.big mac
3.hire a cuck
4.profit?

>> No.12986528

>>12986508
tfw you get underbid by the pajeet who can't into conjunctions...

>> No.12986536

>>12986139
>I can't take being poor anymore
guess you'll have to take responsibility for your life and get a job. I know, I know, neet life is totally fuckin based and shit. But there's your mommy's house where you can be a little boy forever...and then there's the real world...for men. You just haven't figured out that you can't be a little boy forever, like most neets.

>> No.12986546

>>12986514
Explain this to me in layman's terms
What's the process? How do I transmute this into crypto
>>12986536
I am in the real world already and none of that applies to me

>> No.12986582

>>12986546
then why the fuck are asking how to be a neet? you know the only way to be a neet is to leech off your parents and con the government into giving you gibs for your "disability." neet life is for lazy loser bums or for ultrawealthy trust funders. If you are not one those to groups, then you'll have to grind it out until you make it.

>> No.12986592

>>12986582
I'm not NEET by choice

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>>12986592

So why are you NEET then?

>> No.12986743

>>12986139
You can now earn BAT through ads on Brave's dev version.

>> No.12986924

>>12986709
I'm an unironic retard

>> No.12986946

>>12986139
Literally gambling.

>> No.12987625

>>12986924
you'll fit right in here.

>> No.12987706

>>12986139
>How do I be NEET and rich?

Unless you were born into money, you can't