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Want to invest in crypto, don't even know how. halp pls

>> No.12980857
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pls

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bamp

>> No.12980909

>>12980828
buy shitcoins

>> No.12980964

>>12980909
What's the theory behind buying shitcoins?

>> No.12981023

>>12980964
making money

>> No.12981036

>>12980964
they have fuck all money invested in them and a bit of hype will boost the price by autistic proportions

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>>12980828
Go all-in on XRP.

>> No.12981088

>>12980828
Spend 1k on a nice comfy pair of knee pads and the other 14k on ads for your blowjob service. If you charge $10 per succ you'll be in the green after only 1,500 dicks then it's pure profit

>> No.12981257

>>12981088
Unfortunately I have chronic esophageal inflammation and a severe gag reflex. I think I could only succ 4 inchers but I don't like Chinese people and Indians are smelly.

>> No.12981261

stay out of crypto its high risk and for ppl that want to lose money

>> No.12981264

>>12981036
>>12981023
Could you recommend a service/marketplace where I could purchase said shitcoins?

>> No.12981268

>>12981261
So what, the stockmarket? Would Vanguard be good for that? I'd like to make money within 5-10 years.

>> No.12981685

>>12981268
mutual funds

>> No.12981690

>>12981685
Thanks nigga.