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/r/ing a whale to rek the discord swinglinkers

>> No.12977786

>>12977777
Fuuuggggg witnessed

>> No.12977792

It's lost 600 sats in 10 minutes, get REKT

>> No.12977796

whales want nothing to do with chainlink. have you seen the charts and volume stats for it?

it has zero interest from crypto whales and regular investors.

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>>12977777
Thank god. I was starting to lose hope. Digits are so comfy

>> No.12977801

>>12977799
>all hyper emotional feminized chainlink bagholders have left are comfort digits

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>>12977777
CHECkekd

>> No.12977845

>>12977796
>whales want nothing to do with chainlink
Because the volume is too high? I can understand that. Not very easy to p&d

>> No.12977848

Hahaha good luck, I sold the top it's going down now. Thanks for bagholding idiot

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>>12977777
>>12977799

honk and checked

>> No.12977875

>>12977777
checked77777

>> No.12977907

>>12977845
chainlink has terrible volume. it's the lowest volume per cap of the entire top 100 coins. the only thing lower is tezos.

>> No.12977915

>>12977777
LOL IT WORKED GET KEKED STINKTARDS

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>>12977866
Fuckin checkkkkk

>> No.12978007

>>12977907
It has terrible volume because nobody is selling.

>> No.12978016

>>12977777
checked

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>>12977777

>> No.12978029

>>12978007
and if there were even a hint of any buyers the price would have mooned if that were the case. face it, nobody wants to buy link.

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The year is 2025.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock. I gave .00000001 LINK to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower, all while caressing me and drooling at my btc wallet. They also came instantly after seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my LINK) and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim, I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my LINK wallet. I came, and transferred .00000000001 LINK to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home. I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 LINK to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.

>> No.12978128

Sergey has blessed this thread

>> No.12979301

>>12977777
Swinglinkers eternally BTFO! Put me in the screencap.