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WHY THE FUCK WOULD GAY ASS CHAINSTINK PUMP. WHY THIS RETARD SHIT.

>> No.12977705

>>12977698
honk

>> No.12977710

>>12977698
HOOOOOOONK

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12977718

*honks nose*

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no linkers face when they had 2 years

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12978072

*shoves a banana cream pie in your face*

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The year is 2025.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock. I gave .00000001 LINK to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower, all while caressing me and drooling at my btc wallet. They also honked instantly after seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my LINK) and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim, I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman honked when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my LINK wallet. I came, and transferred .00000000001 LINK to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They honked after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home. I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 LINK to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.

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>>12978072
Have a chocolate pie fren!

>> No.12978175

These are the people who convinced me and hundreds of others to sink money into this project. Incredible

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>>12978175