/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.12972659]

My links gone red
I'm wondering why
Why I live at all
The mourning anons in my window
And i can't seeth at all
And even if I could
It would all be bad
Put his picture on my wall
It reminds me
Sergeys a fag
And he's fat

[Anonymous No.12972693]

threads like this are cause for pause to take a step back and assess what I was thinking when investing in this project in the first place.

[Anonymous No.12972865]

Not long now gentlemen...

[Anonymous No.12972870]

>>12972693

[Anonymous No.12972875]

Dear Sergey
I bought link but I'm still a common
I put my ledger, my trezor, and my private keys in my colon
I bought ico back in autumn
I'm surprised I even got em
There probably was a problem with autism or something
I know you hear this everyday
But your fucking fat
You need lay off the bigmacs in the back
I have a room full of Adkins ads for you man
I like the mcchicken though that is a fact
Anyway I hope you make it man
Hit me back
Your biggest fan
This is /biz/

[Anonymous No.12972933]

Dear Sergey
I bought link but I'm still a common
I put my ledger, my trezor, and my private keys in my colon
I bought ico back in autumn
I'm surprised I even got em
There probably was a problem with autism or something
Sometimes I sperg out on pictures of you when I get a little bothered
But anyway fuck it
How's Jason parser
My wife's son is about to make an oracle
If I have a node guess what I'm gonna call er
Imma call it rory
I read about bandaid solution I'm sorry
I remember when jeeves disappeared cause no one wanted em
I know you hear this everyday
But your fucking fat
You need lay off the bigmacs in the back
I have a room full of Adkins ads for you man
I like the mcchicken though that shit is a fact
Anyway I hope you make it man
Hit me back
Your still fat
Your biggest fan
This is /biz/

[Anonymous No.12972941]

>>12972933
riggity riggity checked

[Anonymous No.12972953]

>>12972941
>>12972933
Yeah nice dubs faggot but look at mine

[Anonymous No.12972971]

My links gone red
I'm wondering why
Why I live at all
The mourning anons in my window
And i can't seeth at all
And even if I could
It would all be bad
Put his picture on my wall
It reminds me
Sergeys a fag
And he's fat

[Anonymous No.12973119]

Dear Sergey
You still ain't changed your shirt and your still fat
I ain't mad
I just think it's fucked up your wearing pants
If you don't wanna associate with this board outside your chat
You don't have to
But you coulda not given a pool to an asshole
Anime fag
These are my anons and we are still poor
We even ask for t-shirts and you just say no
That's pretty shitty man
Your like our fucking idol
We want to be rich just like you
No one knows oracles like we do
I ain't fat though so that's one thing I have on you
Remember when you met skelly back in December
You approached him and he fought back
See we are just like you in a way
Our autism knows no bounds either
We pee pee poo poo and are some reee'ers
We can relate to what you say in your talks
So when we have a shitty day
We drift away and put them on
Cause we don't have shit else to do
So that shit helps when we're depressed
There's even an anon with a cube tattoo on their chest
Sometimes I shovel eat bigmacs to see what you see
It's like insulin, the fat is like a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real and I respect it when you tell it
My body pillow is jealous cause I jerk off to you 24/7
But she isn't real like you are sergey
No one is
They don't know what it's like to go all in on a meme or give it up
You gotta make it moon soon
Or we'll be the biggest an hero to ever lose
Sincerely yours
Biz
Ps
We should be rich together too

[Anonymous No.12973169]

My links gone red
I'm wondering why
Why I live at all
The mourning anons in my window
And i can't seeth at all
And even if I could
It would all be bad
Put his picture on my wall
It reminds me
Sergeys a fag
And he's fat

[Anonymous No.12973174]

based

[Anonymous No.12973192]

>>12972870
ah kek first time i see him in the wild thx fren

[Anonymous No.12973201]

>>12972870
double kek I think we just had the same idea

[Anonymous No.12973345]

Dear mister I'm too good to pump your bags
This will be the last dm I ever send your ass
Been two years and still no moon
We don't deserve it?
I know you got some latest partnerships
We posted our responses perfect
So this is my rant I'm sending you
I hope you read it
I'm on Amazon right now
I got a helium tank on its way
Hey Sergey
We doxxed some shit named assblaster
How hard did he cry
You know that problem about some oracles on the chain
Where some faggot said he was going to solve them
And then he disappeared without say anything about em
That's kinda how this is
You could have saved my poorfag problem
But now it's too late
I'm breathing in deep the gas and I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a mere 1 dollar by the fall
I hope you know I swung all my links on the wallet
I loved you serg we could have been rich together
Think about it
You ruined it now
I hope you sleep and you dream about it
I hope you try to buy a bigmac and they say they ran out of em
See serg
Shut up mommy I'm trying to type
Hey Sergey
That's my mommy screaming with some tendies
But I didn't let her in I just let her stand there
See I ain't like you
Cause if I was that fat I'd run up the stairs and eat them along with her
Well gotta go
The tanks about out
Oh shit I forgot
How am I supposed to not shit my floor on the way out

[Anonymous No.12973423]

My links gone red
I'm wondering why
Why I live at all
The mourning anons in my window
And i can't seeth at all
And even if I could
It would all be bad
Put his picture on my wall
It reminds me
Sergeys a fag
And he's fat

[Anonymous No.12973582]

Dear anon
Sorry I didn't respond I've just been busy
You say your wife's son running a node
How far along is he
Look
I'm really flattered you be following me like that
And here's a mini pump for biz
Though I don't think it's time for that
I'm sorry I have to distant myself from you guys
Don't think it's any hard feelings but you guys be tripping
And what you saying about shoveling bigmacs
That shits just memes retard
How autistic is you
You guys have some patience I'll give you that
Heres another partnership to settle you guys down some
And what's this shit about us being rich together
I'm trying to pave the wealth of your future generations
I really think you guys need to take a little breather
Or maybe you need to preach it better
I hope you get to read this letter
I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you swing your links
Singularitys on time
I think you need to relax a little
I'm glad I inspire you but anon
Why are you so mad
Try to understand
Swift doesn't want you as a fan
I just don't want to ruin this gig
I saw a dm the other day that made me sick
So autist was reeing on his messages saying peepee poo poo with his mommy at the door, she was holding his tendies
And in the basement she found on the ground shit all around the floor
Come to think about
I scrolled up
And it was you
Damn

[Anonymous No.12973605]

This is why I love my biz bros

[Anonymous No.12973607]

>My links gone red

that feel when my link is still green :3

[Anonymous No.12973627]

Fuck my ID changed
Feels bad