/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.12934827]

Bros, anyone else also waiting for that text back?

[Anonymous No.12934840]

>>12934827
Yeah, in retrospect asking a drug dealer at the club to get me cheap BTC was a poor decision. He probably already tossed the burner.

[Anonymous No.12934913]

time to hit the gym u sorry loser

[Anonymous No.12934941]

>>12934827
I used to be like you anon.

FInalizing my divorce tomorrow and never touching another roastie as long as I live. Jerking off is superior in every way. Humans are not loyal to one another and anyone saying that shit is deluded as fuck. Another anon in here the other night was talking about how he was contemplating divorcing his wife who got disabled, but stayed with her because her family had land. Then they sold it so he's gonna dump her.

I loved my wife more than anything and was convinced she was like all the rest. She is like all the rest.

[Anonymous No.12934964]

>>12934941
t. beta faggot

[Anonymous No.12934969]

>>12934827
My asian gf literally texts, "I need that big white cock in my tight little asian puss, Im coming over now" about once or twice a week.

[Anonymous No.12934975]

>>12934941
what was the reason you fell in love with her in the first place anon?

[Anonymous No.12934980]

>>12934969
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.12934987]

>>12934941
What happened anon?

[Anonymous No.12934998]

>>12934980
It sucks because my white cock is so big its always hitting her little asian cervix so we can only go certain angles. I'm trying to let me put it in her asshole so I can go balls deep but I can only fit 2 fingers in there at the moment so it might be awhile.

[Anonymous No.12935001]

>>12934941
You meant "she was not like all the rest", right?

[Anonymous No.12935015]

>>12934827
No, I said my goodbyes, I'm just waiting to see if he has enough decency to say his.

[Anonymous No.12935019]

>>12934998
You were going to injure this woman by doing this if you weren't LARPing so brazenly

[Anonymous No.12935026]

>>12934998
probably smells like china. tastes like india. imagine the smell.

[Anonymous No.12935031]

>>12935015
W-what did you mean by this?...

[Anonymous No.12935033]

>>12935019
>>12935026
We can't do doggy really. We tried again a couple days ago but it was hurting her too much. Kind of sucks because I want to rail the fuck out of her but that would destroy her pussy maybe. I hope it stretches more. This is why I'm thinking her asshole might be a good choice but shes scared to try.

[Anonymous No.12935049]

>>12935033
you're a massive larper, you know how I know? because doggy doesn't allow as deep of penetration because of the glutes.

[Anonymous No.12935053]

>tfw I lost my login details to an app and I can never message her again

why god why

[Anonymous No.12935055]

>>12935001
yes

>>12934975
the circumstances were really complicated. i was a male model in Korea during the winter of 2012. I had broken my toe and couldn't work, and the owner of the agency wanted to kick me out of the apartment. I was basically homeless and had gotten screwed out of all the money I'd made in Malaysia (did an international campagin for over $10 grand, plus like 30 other jobs). Anyway I was gonna kill myslef, but being a model we always got bottle service at this club called Eden. Anyway I met my wife there when my luck had completely run out. She took me in and took me to the hospital. Paid for me to renew my visa. She was completely selfless and really seemed to love me. Once I got back on my feet we started a small business together in Korea. I'd been with a decent number of girls in my life but she was the only one that I never thought would fuck me over.

>>12934987
Maybe I'm a bad husband. Maybe she's too much of a normie. Maybe she's a fucking bitch and I was too blind to realize it. Doesn't matter much now because I'm fucked.

[Anonymous No.12935058]

>>12935031
He hurt me too much this time and I won't be able to forgive him again, so I said something stupid and he said something stupid back and in the end I couldn't take it anymore and just said goodbye.

[Anonymous No.12935069]

>>12934827
it has been two years, im still waiting. Maybe I can telepathically tell her to text me back.

[Anonymous No.12935073]

>>12935058
how did he hurt you?

[Anonymous No.12935085]

>>12935055
why are you divorcing anon ? What happened ?

[Anonymous No.12935087]

>>12935073
none of your business, fren

[Anonymous No.12935089]

>>12934913
I can deadlift two plates for three reps buddy

[Anonymous No.12935159]

>>12934827

diversification is they key to ejaculation

[Anonymous No.12935162]

>>12935085
probably because I'm happier here with you guys than out there in the real world

[Anonymous No.12935177]

>>12935162
shit Anon. At last you truly see

Im here for you brother. Wel not really, I'm leaving the thread after this post, but good luck to you

[Anonymous No.12935219]

> tfw found clingy girlfriend

[Anonymous No.12935226]

>>12935219
continued... and she's a cute thiccc azn cutie too

>>12934998
mah nigga

>>12935069
move on

[Anonymous No.12935228]

>>12935089
Are you a 12 year old girl?

[Anonymous No.12935232]

>>12935219
>do you like music

what kind of retarded question is that

[Anonymous No.12935243]

>>12935232
it's called a rhetorical question you moron learn to flirt

[Anonymous No.12935248]

>>12935232
this. everybody knows that podcasts are where its at

[Anonymous No.12935255]

>>12935089
Kek I'm a vegan manlet who barely goes to the gym and I deadlift more.

[Anonymous No.12935266]

>>12935049
Correct
>>12935033
Let's pretend it's not a lie, do you understand the damage you would do if she can't even handle missionary? Honestly dude doing this could result in permanent incontinence, hemorrhoids, damaging the membranes of the large intestine, and on.
Also you'd get poop on your dick.
Do you want poop on your dick?
Do you want your dick to smell like poop?

[Anonymous No.12935270]

Yeah, it was a great date, she was laughing, we were singing, we screwed and she came. Romantic kiss goodnight before she left. And not a word since.
Girls are the essence of beauty on earth but they make no fucking sense. I’ve unironically decided to try guys because I’m sick of the shit
>inb4 faggot
The lust I feel for females is strong, but until a badass one comes among you just have to wait. It’s not worth beating my mind up over. Would like a bj once in a while without having to navigate a labyrinth.

[Anonymous No.12935278]

>>12935270
women are not that hard to figure out just get a six pack and you'll have your pick of the litter. 99% of the time it's because you're an out of shape nerd who's too available. it's like buying a car at a dealership, if you go to one they'll try to fuck you hard but as soon as they see you have other options they'll get on all 4s and suck your dick.

[Anonymous No.12935287]

>>12935219
>>12935226
t. 12 year old

[Anonymous No.12935290]

>>12935055
or you fell for a narcissist. I've been there. like 10 times in a row for 15 years until I caught on.

[Anonymous No.12935304]

>>12935278
I do have a six pack and work out. I support myself with crypto and music. My problem is I’m an artist, independent, can’t really be basic. I mean, we had sex. Just couldn’t get that text back, she must’ve ruminated on me and felt suspicious about me getting rich off crypto and being die hard about music. I think we all have problems here cuz we aren’t normies. It will never make sense to us and we need to just let the women fall into place. Controlling desire is the only way to make it.

[Anonymous No.12935307]

>>12935304
I mean... you could just text her and be like way to drop off the map. call her out on it. women weirdly love that shit.

[Anonymous No.12935312]

>>12935278
You are right about competition working in mens’ favor. I think I mentioned to her that it was cool to meet her, I hadn’t met many artists and was unhappy with prior dates. Yeah now I think of it I probably spilled my spaghetti.
Fucking mind game roasties

[Anonymous No.12935326]

>>12935307
My last text was friendly asking how her weekend was. Maybe I will call her out.
She left her panties in my room. I’m tempted to go to the open mic she hosts and leave them on her mic stand but have been advised against, kek.

[Anonymous No.12935341]

>>12935058
wtf there are gays on this board? gross

[Anonymous No.12935348]

Sorry bros, don't know that feel.

But judging by her tumblr for the past couple years, she would know OP's feel, cause I've still got her hooked.

[Anonymous No.12935353]

>>12935326
or you could be like "you forgot your underwear will trade for free food" just have some fun and troll her like you would troll anyone on this board.

[Anonymous No.12935355]

>>12935341
Yeah a lot of them are in the closet i.e. you

[Anonymous No.12935382]

>>12935266
Fuck I never thought of that. Yeah I get hemorrhoids sometimes and I hate them, I dont want my gf to get them or have ass problems. Damn no anal I guess.

[Anonymous No.12935428]

>>12935219
>do you like air?
>love air

[Anonymous No.12935718]

>>12935428
>"do you like literally something everyone likes"
>"uhm yes anon I do tee hee, wow we have a lot in common"
You anons should study persuasion. You can spin anything into a positive even if you have nothing in common with a hot chick.

[Anonymous No.12935795]

>>12935353
Yeah I want to but idk what kind of shit a girl can pull these days with “I was drunk and he raped me.” So cucked by society
>>12935341
4chan unironically turned me gay.
I’d rather shitpost traps than listen to some roastie gab
If it’s a psyop it’s working

[Anonymous No.12936417]

>>12935243
You sound like a complete faggot and when she realizes that too she will drop you.