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12931825 No.12931825 [Reply] [Original]

Do you guys think that offering an all paid for vacation to the Mediterranean is enough to bang a cutie?

It seemed like a bad idea to me at first business-wise, but I'd much prefer to wine and dine and explore locations with someone nice to look at rather than my fat guy-friend (entertaining as he might be).

>> No.12931848

never gonna make it

>> No.12931862

>>12931848
this

>> No.12931863

You have to fuck her first OP, otherwise it will be awkward

>> No.12931865

>>12931825
cucked 4 life

>> No.12931875

>>12931863
I mean I don't even know "her" yet. I'm asking this hypothetically whether you guys think this is a doable "arrangement".

>> No.12931882
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>>12931863
no troll she and I are just friends. I value our friendship

>> No.12931907

>>12931825
Mate, go with your fat guy friend and have a fucking blast and fuck mediterranean women on your trip. How fucking stupid are you? The one chance I got to go abroad w/ some friends was one of the best experiences of my life and it didn't preclude me from fucking roasties at all. And believe me, I fucked some ugly chicks on that trip and still enjoyed myself and it did not cost me a single penny to fuck any one of them. There wasn't even Tinder then, I imagine now it'd be so easy to fuck a different thot ever night while traveling abroad.

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>>12931875
>"her"
lol

>> No.12931940

loser

>> No.12931947

>>12931907
I understand very well what you're saying and I think you missed my point. I'm not interested in fucking local roasties. I've been around the Medi area around 30 times in my life already. I've already travelled with my friends and fucked local roasties. I'm not into that. I'm in my late 20s, not a freshman in college going abroad for the first time.

I want to taste good food, drink good wine, check out cool small villages. Spend some time on the beach. Have a cocktail at a rooftop bar while checking out a 500 year old Cathedral. I'm not looking to travel to have a "duuude party lmao" experience. I'm looking at this as an aesthetic experience and to complete this aesthetic experience I would prefer a cute, interesting girl to share it with rather than any of my guy friends.

>> No.12931954

>>12931825
if you what to do it with a pretext of trading your money for a fucking then this won't work. she will not feel like she owns you anything

>> No.12931991

>>12931954
I am almost but not quite ambivalent on fucking. Of course it would be great, but I'd rather just share the trip with an attractive, interesting, down to earth girl than fucking an escort, local thot, foreign party girl, or any of those combinations.

Obviously, I'm not a monk, so banging her would be ideal, no point in lying there. But to me the key is the aesthetic experience AS A WHOLE, rather than getting some girl with the sole pretext of fucking at the end of the day.

>> No.12931998

offering her 3 cocktails is enough
fucking cuck

>> No.12932007

>>12931947
You've pretty much answered your own question OP. Yes, it's a decent idea if you can afford it, but you should still make sure you're already fucking her beforehand.

>> No.12932026

>>12931991
what terms are you on with this girl? dont you think it'd be kinda weird if some dude offered to pay for the entire trip. are you good looking? is she at least somewhat attracted to you/your personality? do you guys hang out a lot? dont be trying to swing in the major leagues if youve only played in the beer league.

>> No.12932035

>>12931875
just saw this. rip. /thread

>> No.12932051

>>12931991
if you can detach yourself from the urge of fucking (or even from developing romantic feelings) then do it.
female company can be really great.
but don't ever get any hope of her reciprocating or it will fuck you up

>> No.12932060

roasties are worthless and sex is unfulfilling

don't do it.

t. experienced

>> No.12932086

>>12932026
In case it's not clear. There is no specific girl I have in mind. And as you pointed out, it would be considered quite creepy if you just hit up anyone IRL with this suggestion. I'm decent looking, can be considered good looking if I put effort into my appearance (how I'm dressed, styled etc. which I'd obviously be doing should this take place, given that the whole aesthetic experience from food to architecture to looks is important to me). The issue lies in the fact that I do not even know where to find an appropriate girl to set this up (that isn't an escort).

>> No.12932130

>>12932051
I'm not worried about romantic feelings. I think I could ignore my sexual urges as well. Or at least, come to accept the idea that it isn't completely expected to happen. To me, more than half of the appeal is to have a cute, well dressed (I don't mean brands but fitting the scene at hand) and intelligent company to share the whole experience with. I will probably be called gay, cuck, etc. (as I already have) but I am really looking at this more from a hedonistic/aesthetic standpoint than from a getting my dick wet at the end of the day (though that would be the icing on the cake).

>> No.12932169

>>12931947
Anon i think what you are looking for is something called a "girlfriend"

>> No.12932183

>>12932130
i get what youre saying. but those kind of experiences are hard to get in this day and age.

>> No.12932184

Honestly, could even be a wife

>> No.12932185

>>12932130
perfectly fine and i'm sure you will have a good time. just don't expect anything and don't view it as an exchange/trade

>> No.12932188

>>12931947
Are you gonna be cool if you take a chick and she's fucking a different dude every night? Don't do a trip like that with a woman who you're not sleeping with. Also, you're still young. You should be fucking roasties and enjoying fun times with your friends while you can. Eventually you'll be my age and that ship will have sailed and all you'll be able to do is exactly what you're talking about now and it will be FUCKING BORING.

>> No.12932268

>>12932169
I think it's a little different. With a girlfriend, you already know eachother. All the mystery and tension and enjoying time together in a different part of the world while gorging on all the good food, wine, and the beauty of the enviroment around you is already gone. Girlfriends are more stressful, come with expectations and with the baggage of the time you've already spent together beforehand.

>>12932185
Alright. So where do I search for a girl like this? Lol.

>>12932188
I hope we could agree that she isn't bringing dudes back to bang. But it's not like I'm in a competition, it wouldn't be difficult for me to bring back someone to bang either. I'd find it interesting if she wants to be my wing-girl and me her wing-man, that could be a fun situation if it does turn that way. But it's not really something I'd consider off the bat. Like I said, I'm not interested in fucking roasties and fun times with friends, THAT is boring to me.

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>>12932188

>> No.12932317

>>12932183
I'm afraid that is the case. I think if I approach a "regular" girl with this kind of thing, she'll be offended or creeped out.

The escorts on the other hand will all demand a payment rate per day on top of travel costs + LV bags lol (while completely missing what I mean in terms of aesthetics and the whole experience)

>> No.12932324

>>12931825
Her shitty ego will be through the roof if you pay for a fucking trip for her. You will be ruining another woman. The average woman now thinks she is so amazing that she should have a jet setting life paid for, and you are fucking perpetuating the idea. Quite honestly, fuck you OP. You wont even be guranteed sex, actually you'll be led along as more of your money is extracted from you. Pathetic.

>> No.12932355

>>12932188
kys boomer faggot just because you missed on arby's pussy doesn't mean roasties are worth the time and money. Foh with this cancer advice.

>> No.12932392

>>12932268
>So where do I search for a girl like this?
ROFL!
i couldn't tell you.
only did something similar (fancy dinner and cocktails) with a girl i knew from work and only because i surprised here with where we were going go (just told her to dress nicely) and it was a special occasion (her moving to a different country and it was the last time i could spend time with her). havn't spoken to her since and she's married now ...

maby try on instagram. the saudi dudes ask the thots there exactly for payed holidays and it works for them. even includes fucking

>> No.12932428

>>12932324
I don't look at it that way at all. I look at the whole thing as pampering myself with an experience I'd enjoy. I'm not thinking about some particular sexual market dynamics in play here but rather what my day would look like.

It would look like waking up, having a quick fresh breakfast. Taking a trip to a remote village, having a relaxing meal with local food and local wine. Driving further to the beach, taking in a bit of sun and going for a swim. Heading back to the room. Dress up. Head to a rooftop bar where I can check out 500 year old architecture while having a cocktail. Head out for dinner. Watch people pass by and have an equally great time themselves. Maybe have a few more drinks at a bar/club. Head back to sleep (if we're not fucking). Insert some museums, and historical landmarks on other days in place of the beach.That's it.

I get goosegumps just thinking about enjoying the whole fucking day after day in this manner. Now to have an attractive, intelligent, well-dressed woman next to me, both of us a little drunk, both a little sweaty in summer heat, and having to smile just from HOW fucking good this whole thing is while enjoying a meal or a drink in a 1000 year old city with fantastic architecture and taking in that whole atmosphere just sounds way way better to me than taking a guy to go with me. Or to head to the pub with the boys and try to hook up with fat and poorly behaved tourists.

>> No.12932448

Why not just pay for an escort it would probably be cheaper overall.

>> No.12932498

You are 1 creepy motherfucker, you left out the part with the chloroform and fucking here limp corpse. Seriously, paying for the whole trip is so pathetic i dont even know what to say. This will creep out 99,9% of the people with good reason

>> No.12932506

>>12932448
Well for one, I'd want her to hang out with me for the duration of the trip. An escort would not be cheaper in that case. Also escorts have their mind set in a very rigid way. "He pays, I give pussy. Let's hope I can get in as much shopping as possible in there as well." They usually have poor taste as well by conflating expensive with high quality. An escort will think food that is expensive is always good just because it's inside a fancy restaurant (even if it's aimed at tourists and of dubious quality). I don't think escorts exhibit the kind of qualities that I'd look for in a girl. They are not discerning at all in terms of good taste, are always in the "i'm providing a service" mindset and don't know how to enjoy themselves.

>> No.12932516

>>12931825
no link holder could ever fuck her
even if link was 1mm
haha fucking incel faggots
MUH FRENCH SHIRT HANDOUT PARTY!!!
OAHFDUASDFIUSADFB

KYS

>> No.12932518

>>12932498
>Seriously, paying for the whole trip is so pathetic i dont even know what to say.

It's pretty common. People take their sugar babies to stuff like this all the freaking time. The only difference is I'm not looking for a sugar baby and I'm not looking for sex per-se.

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>>12931875
>”her”

>> No.12932539

>>12932498
> creep
Reddit calls.

>> No.12932543

>>12932528
i didn't mean to imply a tranny. rather than that there was no specific girl to speak of

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>>12932506
>have a more positive at work, anon
>we provided pizza for lunch today but you still are your packed lunch in your car
>why aren't you having more fun here, anon?
>we need you to improve your attitude asap

>> No.12932556

>>12932518
So you're looking for an even shittier deal than the standard.

>> No.12932565

>>12932556
For you.

>> No.12932659

Holy shit the autism by OP is off the radar.

But if this is what you want, go to a strip club. A classy one where they would get kicked out if management found out she was sucking dick in the club or fucking customers after work.

Find one that is your type. Spend a few hours talking to her, then pitch. 90% of these girls are really attractive, decently intelligent, hold great conversations (this is why a classy place is key because they make they money on conversation and charm not sucking dick) and never got to leave their home state because they got knocked up in high school and are now stripping to feed it and would probably be all about your idea.

Still you sound like a huge freak and there's a good chance she will sneak off to fuck Chad while you're going to the bathroom.

>> No.12932698

>>12932428
I get you
maybe try to take a month vacation in some holiday resort or something (robinson club seems nice, if you are from the eu)
if you are lucky you might meet someone there

>> No.12932830

>>12932284
>>12932355
>>12932268
The irony of being a youngin and thinking what you want is what boomers have, then becoming a boomer and realizing you didn't, and in the meantime shit talking boomers trying to help you. This is literally the circle of life, can't make this shit up.

>> No.12933399

>>12931825
Lmao you are obviously a cuck with little to no pussy experience. So I assume you’re ugly which in that case, don’t. She will take your free holiday and fuck the first horse cock she finds at a bar.

When you go on holiday, adapt a new persona /identity that isn’t a cuck beta faggot and fuck whatever you can get your hands on that isn’t infested.

>> No.12933415

>>12933399
the key is confidence building. Once you feel in the zone, lift your standards and become a real chad you fag.

Or just take your fat greasy friend and fuck him loser

>> No.12933557

>>12933399
kek this

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>>12931825
>he has to fly a girl out to the south of france in order to be fuckable
What the fuck? Is this really what it's like in the real world? All I have to do is go to a local bar and buy a few $2-3 vodka crans for her.
I never want to graduate holy fuck

>> No.12934024

>>12932086
You better start going on some dates because you are going to need a few dates with someone first

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Jesus could you be more incel? No one who has ever spent more than a day with a girl ducking fantasizes about BUYING HER A VACATION AND NOT EVEN FUCKIN HER. The absolute state of this fucking board man. Christ!

>> No.12935017

>>12931825

She's not asian.

>> No.12935023

>>12931825
no just use tinder its free wtf

>> No.12935046

>>12931947
If you have the money, do it, what the fuck this trip itself will barely cost more than a high class hooker, who the fuck cares if she is a golddigger or whatever, she will be on her best behavior for the trip man and will probably put out. Just dont make her pregnant which she might try to do since she might think youre rich

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>>12931825
Don't be a faggot with those gains you stole from me op. That sounds like some honeymoon type shit.

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>>12931825
all that effort and money for some 7/10 goldigger pussy

>> No.12936176

>>12931825
>>12936123

>> No.12936402

>>12932130
nigga you gay as fuck

>> No.12936410

>>12936402
what's wrong with being gay, faggot