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[Anonymous No.12924693]

Word 'round the block is that Thomas had the entire Chainlink codebase stored on his laptop and "eccentric Sergey" spilled a huge basin of rainwater all over it. The team has to redo everything from scratch now. Just thought I'd let you guys know.

[Anonymous No.12924942]

>>12924693
This is actually bullish for Chainlink.

[Anonymous No.12925078]

>>12924693
who the fuck makes these? lmao

[Anonymous No.12925095]

>>12925078
I know right? It is SAVED

[Anonymous No.12925149]

>>12924693
This is a cursed image

[Anonymous No.12925187]

Anyone got MILF wojak pics ?

[Anonymous No.12925199]

>>12924693

I'm fucking dying at this pic

[Anonymous No.12925217]

it's leaking shit just like a real frankengina

[Anonymous No.12925247]

That is one of the most disgustingly vile cartoon pictures I've had the displeasure to look at. Wow, have some fucking decency.

[Anonymous No.12925284]

>>12925247

[Anonymous No.12925293]

>>12924693
So this is the infamous clown world I've heard of...

[Anonymous No.12925879]

>>12925247
Said the boomer dad

[Anonymous No.12925914]

>>12925247
lmfao

[Anonymous No.12925978]

>>12924693
Sergey has actually instated numerous unique security measures. He likes the team to submit each task on a different USB drive and he stores them in massive filing cabinet. Sergey bulk purchases these usbs out of the ico money and painstakingly writes each file name by hand. Sergey does this because he thinks it's the most efficient file storage system. Thomas told us in slack that he once asked Sergey why he doesn't just copy the file and Sergey screamed at him that "he doesn't trust copies". Then Sergey accused Thomas of not understanding a trustless future before hiding behind his usb filing cabinet. Thomas said he needs to submit a written request for each task which is stored individually before he can work on it again. Then he and the team have to wait for Sergey to review each request. While this sounds like a good system and maintains security it has one flaw: Sergey doesn't understand any of it and uses his own code when storing the usbs. So Thomas or Steve cannot simply search the filing cabinet themselves because they don't understand Sergey system.

[Anonymous No.12926002]

>>12924693
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>Don't worry dad. Its just a prank bro.

[Anonymous No.12926486]

>>12925978
I was at the fireside chat this week. At one point Tom called Sergey a sandwich fucker. He even accused Sergey of eating the sandwiches after busting loads into them. There was an intense bit of silence while Sergey glared. Beads of sweat formed on his forehead immediately, and his face was flush. He forced a chuckle into the microphone. Then he walked off stage and just out of the room where there was a magazine rack. He was still in full view of everyone through a window. He starts taking these magazines, two and three at a time, and just tearing them to shreds. Sometimes he would pick one up, and try to twist and tear the whole thing at once, but fail, so then he would start ripping out individual pages. He was facing away from everyone, so we couldn't see his facial expressions. This went on for two minutes at least. At this point I thought he was totally screwed, and that he had just ruined the reputation of chainlink in one fell swoop. However, he turned around and walked back into the room. He looked completely rejuvinated and full of vigor again. He proceeded to completely btfo Tom in every way, acting as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened. Afterwards, he even did a little q&a session after Tom left due to being frustrated from the btfo. Janitorial services were picking up the mess of shredded magazines at this point, and the only acknowledgement Sergey ever made to the mess was when one of the older janitors fell over while leaning to pick up the pieces. He sort of covered his hand with his mouth, clearly holding back laughter. It was bizarre, but with genius comes inevitable personality quirks.

[Anonymous No.12926521]

>>12924693
KEK that pic

As for LINK, the worst part about this shitcoin is that the story in the OP would actually not surprise me at all.

[Anonymous No.12926532]

>>12925078
/tv/ does. The jazz Jennings threads are hilarious, but it’s kinda sad that some anons unironically watch the show.

[Anonymous No.12926568]

>>12924693
you cheeky little rascal.

[Anonymous No.12926805]

>>12926532
please explain how its sad. im all alone in the woods, 100mb internet per month, cant enable images and def not watch youtubes....