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Anonymous Mon Mar 4 17:52:41 2019 No.12923257 [Reply] [Original]

There's someone here who works at a BAGEL SHOP. I actually SAW HIM looking at /biz/ on his phone during one of his breaks. omg kek. Let me guess, he's one of the "crypto millionaires" who brag here about their moneys. FUCKING KEEEEEEK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 18:04:27 2019 No.12923340 File: 49 KB, 600x600, 1496122314854.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12923257 True story I wageslave as an unloader at wal-mart and one of the wageslaves unloaders also lurks /biz/ and /pol/ we've since become best friends

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 18:06:41 2019 No.12923352 File: 359 KB, 1080x1125, Screenshot_20190227-141854_Chrome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] True story 30k LINK 4 mil SIA 30 ZCASH 10 mil KIN i'm gonna make it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 18:07:23 2019 No.12923358 File: 116 KB, 304x287, 1544741553501.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12923340 beautiful

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 18:08:20 2019 No.12923367 >>12923257 >>12923340 This board is filled with proud phoneposters. Given how far /biz/ has come, let's just say it doesn't come as a surprise you didn't make it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 18:08:29 2019 No.12923369 >>12923358 We;re all gonna make it frens I hope he reads this .

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 18:08:51 2019 No.12923370 File: 1.04 MB, 905x830, 1546667468034.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12923352 >future wife

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 18:09:25 2019 No.12923377 dam dude that’s fucking crazy ! epic XD

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 18:14:34 2019 No.12923412 File: 8 KB, 251x201, 88943986.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12923340 it would have been cuter if one of you was a loader and the other was an unloader but I liked it anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 18:17:08 2019 No.12923428 File: 152 KB, 680x453, 1539324913664.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12923412

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 18:19:30 2019 No.12923439 >>12923367 Get clover for 4chan unless you've an iphone trust me you won't go back

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 18:23:34 2019 No.12923464 >>12923412 >not shitposting on your phone all day at work This is literally the ONLY way to make it as a wageslave.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 18:26:50 2019 No.12923493 >>12923464 I do this.

Anonymous Mon Mar 4 18:40:12 2019 No.12923569

>>12923439
>>12923464
1) If you're context switching makes less efficient at your work and shitposting.
2) It shows you're a zoomer addicted to their fucking phone all the time that can't get away from the website.
3) It show that you're a low tier wagecuck if you don't already have a computer to go, and by association a brainlet, and downgrading the quality of the board. There's a normalfag board called /soc/, or maybe try reddit, you'll like it
3) It's WAY less efficient so even if your goal is absorbing dopamine, you're doing it wrong because it's a retarded device.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 18:45:01 2019 No.12923607 >>12923257 >>12923340 stories like this are really cute i secretly hope that one day i can by accident meet a fellow bizlet and we both understand eachother completely

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 18:45:45 2019 No.12923610 File: 27 KB, 300x300, bgel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12923257 >bagel merchant >/biz/ lurker You know what to do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 18:47:08 2019 No.12923618 >>12923607 I went to a college full of neckbeards and it's pretty obvious to know which ones browsed 4chan and all of them were smelly, ugly and faggy

Anonymous Mon Mar 4 18:54:19 2019 No.12923664

>>12923340
>someday our eyes meet in a Starbucks
>we nod quietly
>we both walk into the restroom together
>lock the door
>you spit on my throbbing cock before I enter your right hairless asshole
>I choke you unconscious and pull out just in time nut all over your balls
>no homo

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 18:57:31 2019 No.12923695 >>12923569 what is this boomer drivel? Why are you so upset? Was your favorite pudding not available today at the retirement home?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 18:58:26 2019 No.12923701 >>12923257 >having such poor opsec that other people actually find out what you are looking at on the internet wew

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 18:58:47 2019 No.12923704 >>12923607 One of my coworkers told me about biz but he's a normie all in on tron kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 18:59:45 2019 No.12923708 >>12923610 You can hate Jews all you want, most people do, but bagels are great, and I don’t care what background you have, I’ll buy a bagel from you and chomp it down like Herschel Noseburg munching on a bag of foreskins

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 19:04:01 2019 No.12923747 >>12923695 Look, there's lots of games to play like Hearthstone, Fortnite and Diablo Immortal. I heard twitch.tv has some nice conversation as well, I recommend those since their phone technology is pretty advanced

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 19:05:49 2019 No.12923753 File: 53 KB, 783x783, Egg_bagel-solo_square.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12923708 lmao nigga the center of your bread is missing like they stole the best part like how do you not realize when you're getting jewed?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 19:05:58 2019 No.12923757 >>12923569 wtf boomer stfu

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 19:08:32 2019 No.12923777 File: 94 KB, 1080x997, 29861A09-2F98-437C-B4BE-2B851F70FFC9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Looks like late adopters have reached biz. Imagine that they still think that they will make it with meme coins.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 19:10:24 2019 No.12923790 >>12923257 it was me you bitch nigga.

Anonymous Mon Mar 4 19:13:23 2019 No.12923806

>>12923747
Listen here faggot, the medium you use to post doesn’t determine the quality of your threads/replies. You could remove the ability to post from a mobile device and this place would still be a steaming pile of shit because EVERYONE has a computer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 19:14:32 2019 No.12923824 File: 10 KB, 300x180, 1532539396872.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12923777 >these digits >ANOTHER holocaust wasted

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 19:14:48 2019 No.12923825 >>12923777 TRIPS OF TRUTH!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 19:15:58 2019 No.12923834 I'm a neet not a larp. I literally don't do shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 19:16:03 2019 No.12923836 >>12923777 the only reason i still turn up here is to see all the late adopters that unironically think link is going to make them rich realize it won't

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 19:17:23 2019 No.12923850 >>12923753 You’re fucking retarded. I’m gonna fuck your breads and put dick jokes in your biscuits

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 19:18:51 2019 No.12923863 I got fired from my last office cuck job for being on the internet all day browsing. Now I stick to my phone because paranoid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 19:20:27 2019 No.12923881 >>12923257 I work at a bagel shop and post on /biz/ I thought you were my fren. I have hopes on opening my own cafe

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 19:24:11 2019 No.12923915 The only faggot who I ever met at work was some loser who posted on /mu/ completely self-absorbed wanted to "MAKE IT" like bro make it with money not with your shitty music. Dayum! I mean we all wanna be famous but the dudes music was trash.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 19:25:39 2019 No.12923923 I only work at the Bagel Shop part-time for fun and to smash young cuties.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 19:27:02 2019 No.12923933 >>12923257 anons are everywhere. don’t mek me post the octopus pepe

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 19:27:57 2019 No.12923945 >>12923257 >not seeing how many biz memes you can drop into conversation before he gets wise >not securing free bagels from a fellow bizbro

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 19:31:54 2019 No.12923974 >>12923708 b-but we turn the foreskins into gold.. You're not a real jew REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous Mon Mar 4 19:32:10 2019 No.12923978
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>>12923915
Should have given him the music blackpill so he could focus on gaining financial independence while only doing music to achieve personal fulfillment on the side

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 4 19:45:55 2019 No.12924130 >>12923978 yeah that ((braun)) dude is powerful but far from "running the entire music industry"

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