I WANT TO GET A GIRLFRIEND

[Anonymous No.12904719]

BIZ I DONT WANNA DIE ALONE AHHHHHHHHH I CANT LIVE LIKE IVE BEEN LIVING FOR THE PAST DECADE.

[Anonymous No.12904740]

>>12904719
Just do what i do and sleep with your coworkers. I mean what could possibly go wrong *nervous laughter*

[Anonymous No.12905001]

>>12904719
Bro, just find a cool bar near you.
You can drink Pepsi all night if your a faggot that can't stomach a couple beer.
Take one to two shots of tequila while there. Just linger. Go daily for fuck sakes. Spend literal hours there.
Some Stacie that frequents the bar will approach you.
Don't be a faggot and pick a girl because your standards are too high. Just be you when she talks to you and you'll be flattered when she reciprocates. Don't be afraid to ask her if she wants to get out of there and head back to yours.
Simple. It's reallllly not that hard.
You've created a fake barrier that you can't pass because you have the wall in mind.
You can do it anon bro. Fat or skinny or buff. I have faith in you.

[Anonymous No.12905017]

>>12904719
Just get a mail order bride, like what the fuck, how hard is that op. I prefer the Russian mail order brides but Russian women are pretty crazy and likely to fuck you over. The Asian ones will stay loyal to you atleast aslong as you treat them good

[Anonymous No.12905042]

>>12905001
>just bee urself!
Awful advice, op you need to make an effort to make yourself desirable. Ask yourself: why would a woman want to date you? If you can’t find a good reason then you need to take steps toward self improvement.

[Anonymous No.12905055]

>>12904719
>I DONT WANNA DIE ALONE
I don't want someone I love watching me dying, that would be fucking traumatic. "I don't want to age alone", that should be the sentence.

Now anon, answer to yourself: what are you really doing for changing your situation. Are you even trying to make yourself more physically and intellectually attractive? Do you go out of your comfort zone? Crying on biz doesn't fix anything, you lazy fuck.

[Anonymous No.12905078]

i broke up with gf 3 days ago, it's just another memory. getting a gf is nothing special, finding a soulmate is a whole other thing

[Anonymous No.12905088]

>>12905078
>getting a gf is nothing special, finding a soulmate is a whole other thing
Well good for me I’m bad at both of those

[Anonymous No.12905097]

>/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.12905123]

I am ok looking, but bald and 35 years old. I also live with my mom. Do I even have a chance for a 5/10 gf?

[Anonymous No.12905219]

How can we profit from OP being a giant faggot

[Anonymous No.12905242]

>>12904719
https://youtu.be/Pn10asgLTK0

You should listen to this. also most likely you have some sort of mother-complex. you need to figure that out too.

[Anonymous No.12905945]

I'm a 33 year old 5' 9" manlet, loosing hair on my crown. Most women don't care if you are fat, skinny bald or rich. They care how you make then feel when you are around them. When you have confidence and don't care what they think it drives them mad. They will spend their energy pursuing you simply because you don't care about them.

[Anonymous No.12906193]

>>12904719
I have a girlfriend but she hasnt hung out with me since november. am I being cucked?

[Anonymous No.12906225]

>>12906193
You may be cucked buddy. She should desire your company.

[Anonymous No.12906248]

>>12906193
It's over.

[Anonymous No.12906332]

Women only want Chad. I don't want to be alone either, but it's better that I accept the truth. This is why I plan on living with my parents indefinitely, even though I could easily afford to move out. I'd be even more depressed living alone.

[Anonymous No.12906374]

>>12905123
Shave your head, hit the gym, and move out. Then you have a shot. Until then, don't bother.

[Anonymous No.12906388]

>>12905001
Where does this meme come from? Where you do you live? In every single bar I've been to, people go in groups. Girls with their girl friends, guys with their guy friends, or couples. Nobody's there alone and if they were just by themselves and randomly approached someone they would immediately be labelled a creep. I'm not even a normie this is just a fact.

[Anonymous No.12906395]

>>12904719
women are overrated

[Anonymous No.12906396]

>>12905001
This guy hasn't been to a bar in years lol
>>12906388
This is true. Women who are horny and want an easy fuck don't go to the bar for the guy who is lingering there drinking alone LOL. They install tinder, match with chad and fuck him. If you are an incel on tinder you should just give up because lurking at a bar isn't going to change anything.

[Anonymous No.12906400]

>>12905945
bluepilled as fuck

[Anonymous No.12906611]

>>12905078
holy red pilled as fuck
you can date and fuck all the girls you want but if they arent a long term relationship, they will become just fleeting memories.

[Anonymous No.12906619]

>>12906395
Fucking source?

[Anonymous No.12906659]

>>12906395
WTF? This is actually a chick. Gross.

[Anonymous No.12907035]

BUMP