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Hello /biz/,

I am currently 17. I have a few grand sitting on a bank account which I would like to invest. Preferably in stock.

Here is the problem though:

My mother thinks all investing is a hoax and therefore does not allow me to do so. Any service/platform I have found requires the permission and tons of paperwork from both of my legal guardians, so my mother being an idiot is currently stopping me.

Is there any service/platform that does not check for age or is located in a country where you become of age at 17 or has otherways loose regulations on the matter?

Appreciate any help.

>> No.12889437

>>12889406
Damn. This is a good question but you’ll be banned soon rip.

>> No.12889443

she's right. you'd get rekt, no doubt about it.

>> No.12889448

>>12889443
He can take the losses though. He’s only 17 so it wouldn’t matter much.

>> No.12889481

>>12889448
sure, he can earn money again. his mother is not an idiot though.

>> No.12889482

>>12889448
Exactly.
I am looking for something with high dividend payoff mostly. I work in politics and run a business where I get the money but legal mumbo jumbo then does not allow me to invest it. Pisses me off

>> No.12889527

>>12889482
>high dividend payoff
yup, you'll get rekt. better buy blow and hookers at your 18. birthday, you'll have more from it that way.

>> No.12889531

>>12889481
That’s a fair point.
>>12889482
Just continue saving until you’re 18. You probably have less than a year left anyways.

>> No.12889545

Lots of boomers are scared of investing because they have low time preference and self control, they probably still get flashbacks to 2008 when they went full retard to get rich quick.

If you keep your expenses low, and invest what you dont need in high quality stocks, you can make a boatload of money long term.

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12889549

>>12889406
Grug say this no reddit

>> No.12889561

>>12889482
>Work in politics
>run a business
>17

Lmao you are not as smart and important as you think you are, may want to listen to mummy about investing.

>> No.12889593

>>12889482
>work in politics
>own a business
Student council and selling chocolate bars for 2x the price to your peers makes you a few grand? You swindling money form student treasury to or what lmao.

>> No.12889617

>>12889406
Come back when you're an adult, son.

>> No.12889621

>>12889561
>>12889593
at least he's not a neet like you guys probably are. just a bit naive about investing, but still not as naive as your stinky linkies.

>> No.12889672

>>12889621
Nice projection faggot. Are you actually the NEET and fell for the chainlink meme?

>> No.12889689

>>12889406
enjoy your ban faggot